Chapter 233: Use a Mind Detergent
Helpless, Li Lechen began to write "solution" on the blackboard.
Zheng Fangxing is right, the course of mathematics is really a score, and you can do it well in a few strokes, and you can get a full score, and if you can't do it, you can only write a solution. The point is, the writing solution is not yet scored.
There is no choice but to repeat the old trick!
Having made up his mind, Li Lechen suddenly bent down and hugged his calf: "Oops~~~~"
Zheng Fangxing was stunned for a moment, and in the current stress reaction, he actually felt that his leg hurt. Although several days have passed since this pain, I still have palpitations in retrospect.
People were bitten by snakes for ten years and were afraid of the well rope, and Zheng Fangxing was once his legs cramped and could no longer be stimulated.
So he retreated again and again, for fear of being infected by Li Lechen's leg cramps.
The sudden strange behavior of the two quickly distracted everyone.
Taking the opportunity, Li Lechen clicked on the live broadcast platform, entered the mall, and shouted out the shopping guide.
"Give me a smart assistant for a month, oh no, a year!"
"Dear Chasing the Wind Boy, did you come in so hurriedly just to buy a smart assistant?"
Li Lechen really wanted to give himself a big mouth, and sure enough, it was time to encounter this shopping guide. Obviously, she didn't immediately and efficiently get herself the right to use the smart assistant for a year.
Yang Tian rolled his eyes, and Li Lechen could only respond to the words of the shopping guide: "Yes, I am very much in need of an intelligent assistant now, help me buy it." β
"But I feel like you need to take calcium tablets more, and from what I've captured, you're having leg cramps right now. β
Li Lechen was speechless and explained: "I'm just pretending to have leg cramps, it's not real cramps at all, I just need an intelligent assistant, can you hurry up?"
"You, you actually call me 'you', did I do something wrong......?
Li Lechen didn't expect that his slightly resentful words would make the shopping guide cry, so he forcibly comforted: "Hey, 'you' is an honorific title, just like you call me, so it doesn't matter if you do well or not, don't you cry?"
"Boom...... People are the best shopping guides under big data computing, and you actually have grievances against me, and you obviously show it, so how can people provide services in the future?"
β......β
Li Lechen was completely speechless.
He was embarrassed at this moment, standing on the podium holding his legs and pretending to have cramps, Zheng Fangxing stared at himself defensively, and the classmates under the podium also looked at the stage without blinking, but this shopping guide was actually doing it with himself?
This delicate balance was about a stalemate for more than a minute, and then Zheng Fangxing, after confirming that he was not infected with leg cramps, took a few steps forward, bent down and asked, "You...... Are you alright?"
"Oops!!"
Li Lechen immediately shouted.
But because he was just humming before, this sudden shouting seemed abrupt and fake.
Li Lechen secretly said that it was too much.
At this time, not to mention Zheng Fangxing, even the classmates in the audience basically saw that Li Lechen was pretending. Pretend to be something bad, pretend to have leg cramps. If you really have leg cramps, is your expression so relaxed? Is it good to just shout?
For discovering this situation, Liu Yu seemed more excited than others, ran directly to the podium, and then exaggerated to cater to Li Lechen's acting: "It looks like you have a lot of leg cramps~~~"
Li Lechen suddenly looked up to the sky and rolled his eyes.
Obviously, Liu Yu came up to see his jokes.
I saw him step forward again, and said with a false face: "It's not okay for you to hold your legs like this, come, I'll help you pull it." β
At this time, Li Lechen had to strike again. was originally going to let Zheng Fangxing suffer another "tightening spell", but it seems that Liu Yu can only try.
So he quickly retreated to his personal belongings and clicked towards the "Tightening Spell" of the object.
"Ahh
Suddenly, Li Lechen only felt that his leg was pulled so hard by an external force, and the pain of dislocation immediately hit.
glanced at Liu Yu indignantly, and met him with a smug and sly smile.
Damn it!
[One copy of "Mind Detergent", please confirm who you are usingγ
Suddenly, a message popped up.
What Li Lechen wants is a "tightening spell"!
Damn! I must have been suddenly pulled just now, my hands were shaking, and I ordered some "soul detergent" next to it.
Just scolded such a sentence, and another message jumped out [Please confirm the object of use as soon as possible, otherwise it will be used on me by default]
Die!
Although this "soul detergent" sounds very good, Li Lechen will never let this strange thing be used on himself.
So he squeezed out two words from between his teeth: "Liu!Yu!"
[A copy of "Soul Detergent", confirming that the object of use is Liu Yu]
Liu Yu was suddenly stunned.
Then, he only felt that his head was completely empty, forgetting who he was, forgetting where he was, forgetting what he was doing, and he was at a loss.
Then, a strong sense of guilt struck.
"I'm pregnant with your child!" Wu Qunfang's voice said.
"Did you say that the child is mine and mine?!" his own voice.
"I've only had sex with you, and then I've gotten pregnant. Wu Qunfang swallowed.
......
"You have the ability to give birth? Give birth to a paternity test, and then tell everyone that this child is my Liu Yu!
These conversations skipped in Liu Yu's mind sentence by sentence. Because the brain was already blank before, these sentences, both in sound and meaning, were amplified more than ten times.
Liu Yu began to cover his ears.
That's right, in front of everyone, Liu Yu covered his ears.
What's the situation?
Seeing Liu Yu's dazed and ghostly look, Li Lechen was also inexplicable. Doesn't it say "soul detergent"? Doesn't it purify the soul? Why did Liu Yu become like this?
And Zheng Fangxing, who originally focused on Li Lechen, also had to care about Liu Yu at this time, because his situation was too abnormal, so he bent down and asked, "Liu Yu, ...... you?"
"Scum!"
Suddenly, Liu Yu shouted loudly.
Zheng Fangxing was stunned for a moment, and then his old face quickly turned red.
"I'm such a scumbag!"
Liu Yu added again.
When the words fell, he raised his hand and slapped himself with a big "snap".
If Liu Yu's actions of being stunned, dazed, and covering his ears before were just strange, at this moment he scolded himself for being a scumbag and slapped himself, which was shocking.
But the shock was only for a while, and everyone quickly thought of the gossip that came out this morning, like this kind of man who didn't admit it, and even fell into the ground, is really scum, and he really deserves this slap.
The scene became more and more chaotic.
Zheng Fangxing could only call the infirmary, and the matter was also reported to Jia Chenggong, who was in charge of logistics chores.
It's not a trivial matter for a student to suddenly go crazy!
The key is that this student who may go crazy is still Liu Yu!