Chapter 029: Your Balance Is Insufficient

The jade condensation flower dew is something used by the fairy to take a bath?Shi Fan smiled and lightly typed a few words, "Then Sister Chang'e, where do you wipe it?"

"If you don't tell you, it's not good for you to know more. Chang'e straightened her posture, gently pulled her temples, calmed down her nervous mood, and returned to her dignified and elegant posture in a blink of an eye, looking super natural, but if you look closely, her face is red.

"Ahem!" Shi Fan coughed dryly, and it was not good to continue the topic.

"Mortal boy!"

"Yes. ”

After a while, Chang'e regained her flying spirit, and said with a smile in her bright eyes: "You don't know today, my performance is not in the pit, the audience is silent, whether it is the Seven Fairies, or the Hundred Flowers Fairy, or other Gong'e, they are all shocked, I can't believe what kind of gaze it is, I will never forget it for the rest of my life." ”

Chang'e patted her chest to calm herself, and now she was a little excited when she thought of the envious, jealous and hateful eyes of the other fairies.

"Hehe!" Brother Fan smiled, it can't be too simple to rectify your group of conservative women.

After calming down for a moment, Chang'e continued: "In the end, the Queen Mother praised it greatly, gave the Jade Ning Flower Dew on the spot, and encouraged the immortals to take me as an example, I have been picked on by the Queen Mother for nearly a hundred years, and I haven't been so comfortable for a long time, so I want to reward you, say boy, what do you want?"

"What do you want?" Shi Fan has been thinking about this question for a long time, he is a small mortal, his lifespan is limited, the first choice is of course to cultivate immortals, the best is the seventy-two changes of the monkey, somersault clouds or something, but he knows that this is not realistic, Chang'e claims that he doesn't know monkeys, it will never be fake, something must have happened in the heavenly realm, this question will be communicated with Chang'e later, it must be gradual and gradual, isn't it?

Shi Fan straightened his posture on the bed, calmed down his excitement, and said, "Then Sister Chang'e, can you share your cultivation method with me?"

"Cultivating the Method? That's not a problem. ”

In fact, in Chang'e's heart, she also felt that Shi Fan would not be an ordinary person, how could an ordinary person talk to him anytime and anywhere? He also created a dance posture that suppressed the immortal realm without entering the pit and passed it on to himself with the Yuan Shen Technique, how could an ordinary person do it? But Shi Fan's performance before and after made him feel that he was not an immortal, and the immortal would not know him? Will he let himself pass on the mortal exercises?

This is an indescribable feeling, anyway, Shi Fan calls herself a mortal, and she pushes the boat with her hand, if she understands everything too well, she loses that hazy sense of beauty.

Chang'e began to think about her own cultivation method, and tried to communicate with Shi Fan with her divine thoughts.

Here Shi Fan stared at his mobile phone screen, his hands trembled a little with excitement, Nima, the immortal exercises, the cultivation of immortals is not divided into men and women, if Lao Tzu gets Chang'e's cultivation method, a few hooligans are a fart, it is possible to fly away, does Lao Tzu still need to go to the bar to sing?

"Ding, you don't have enough memory space to store more than 1G capacity. ”

Looking at the pop-up window, Shi Fan was stunned, Nima, can you not be so shameless, Lao Tzu's mobile phone capacity is obviously 32G, how can there not be enough space?

Wait, Shi Fan touched his forehead, that day Chang'e sent Liu Mianwu's hand to him, which means that this is not a problem with the memory of his mobile phone, this should be his mobile phone is not enough space to communicate with Heavenly Court, Liu Mian's hands-on is a mortal practice after all, and it will not take up too much space, and the immortal cultivation method is different, such a tall thing, the large transmission volume is also understandable.

"But how can I expand the memory?" After thinking about it for a long time, Shi Fan didn't figure it out, he could be sure that there must be many functions of his WeChat software that he didn't know, so he could only study it slowly in the future.

The immortal cultivation exercises are in front of you but you can't get them, which makes Shi Fan's heart feel like scratching, that feeling is like a huge fortune right in front of you, but you can't take it, but the immortal realm exercises are much higher than wealth, and you can't buy it with no amount of money.

But it can't be transmitted, and Shi Fan can't help it, but think about it, as long as he can keep in touch with Sister Chang'e, there may be opportunities in the future, so Shi Fan will be quiet. But Chang'e wants to reward herself, this kind of opportunity must not be missed, but what do you want?

Besides, as a peerless dancer, Chang'e can only play the pipa? All kinds of classical musical instruments must be all over the world, don't you just watch her hold the pipa in Journey to the West, isn't the pipa very similar to the guitar? If you can learn a little bit, are you still worried about singing? Besides, as a peerless dancing girl, how can Chang'e only play the pipa as simple? All kinds of classical musical instruments must be all influential, guzheng, yaoqin, orchestra, but if you learn a little, you can be regarded as mastering a skill, isn't it? How can it be better than those who play and sing on the stage?

"Sister Chang'e, can you pass on your dancing experience, especially your experience in playing?" Shi Fan typed another line of words, it was an experience, and it was not a magical power, it shouldn't take up too much space, Shi Fan pondered in his heart.

"Didn't you pass it on to you just now? Why do you still want it?" Chang'e was a little unhappy.

"Ahem! I didn't pass it on just now. ”

"Yes, actually, I think something is wrong, but the dancing skills are exempt, what do you do as a big man looking at women's dancing skills? But I can pass on the playing skills to you. ”

"Okay, Sister Chang'e, in the future, I will designate you to be popular all over the Three Realms, and ghosts and gods will eat it. Shi Fan began to look forward to it again, can Chang'e's playing experience be bad?

"Is it popular all over the Three Realms?" Chang'e sneered in her heart, her sister had already become popular all over the Three Realms, but she didn't say it out of a woman's reserve.

Chang'e began to chant words again, trying to communicate with Shi Fan with divine thoughts.

"Brush!" A picture of a book appeared on Shi Fan's mobile phone, with a few words written on it: "Chang'e Music Score".

"Chang'e music score!" Shi Fan rubbed his hands, his excited breathing was a little short, but when his hand clicked on the picture, it was immediately very messy.

"Your balance is insufficient, please top up in time. ”

Looking at the pop-up window, Shi Fan had a feeling that he was about to vomit blood, and this voice was so familiar, as if he had heard it somewhere, hehe, it's strange if he wasn't familiar with it, it was a special reminder for mobile phones.

The balance is insufficient, what is the insufficient balance? But Lao Tzu uses the landlord's Internet signal, and he has to pay a fee every month.

Wait, is it because the Yang family owes the Internet fee? No, I remember that the old Yang family is a monthly subscription, how can the balance be insufficient? That is, the Internet fee is owed, Lao Tzu's mobile phone has also opened a 500 megabit traffic package, how can the balance be insufficient, is it all in arrears?