Liu Changan has not written the book "A Thousand Reasons to Be Late for High School", but Liu Changan has already been a little interested in "A Thousand Ways to Die in a Little Fairy Skirt" and wants to practice it before writing it.

After all, if the three years of high school are not counted as make-up classes, and the total class time is not a thousand days, then if there are a thousand reasons, you basically have to be late every morning, and you have to add some other time periods to be late for class, if the reasons are different every time, even if Liu Changan wants to do this, it is a little difficult to achieve this level.

But there are definitely more than a thousand of Zhu Juntang's small skirts, and slowly concocting the way to die seems to be a bit challenging and very interesting.

Of course, the necessary match is Zhu Juntang's heart-rending screams and the expression of tears and snot flowing together, which is pleasing to the eye and full of fun, and has the motivation to continue.

Maybe it can change Zhu Juntang's perception that wearing a beautiful skirt is a fairy, so that her thoughts are positive and correct to return to reality, and it is unknown that one day she will suddenly wake up to the fact that she was once intoxicated with the little skirt and that she was a fairy The days are very stupid, and she will be full of gratitude for what Liu Changan did.

After such a thought passed, Liu Changan smiled at Qin Yanan.

"I guess...... Probably...... Maybe...... That's what I guess. Qin Yanan was a little embarrassed, can this person be subtle, or pretend to be confused? But he definitely didn't guess that she didn't have a very strong desire, it was all Zhu Juntang's encouragement...... She didn't plan to betray Zhu Juntang.

In his famous work "The Society of Spectacle", Guy Debord said: In the modern society where production is omnipresent, life itself is presented as a huge accumulation of landscapes, and all direct existence is transformed into a appearance. Liu Changan thought for a short time and found an answer.

"What do you want to say?" Qin Yanan was not embarrassed to say that he didn't understand what he wanted to say at all.

That is to say, all the beautification of a woman can be seen as a fabrication of false illusions or a production process in the creation of a superficially perfect social system. ”

"To put it more bluntly. ”

"Superficial. ”

Qin Yanan admired it very much, "The meaning that can be expressed by the simplest everyday phrase, you have pulled it to a French director." ”

"What is the point of human linguistic progress if at any given moment it is enough to have simple everyday phrases? What is the point of human literary creation? If I don't say that, how can I appear to be erudite? You know, many writers and critics of literary works like to talk about its great influence and significance...... In fact, most of the time, I mean most of the time, these works are just used to enhance the charm of your language. Liu Changan gave an example, "For example, in the case of the same posture and figure, a girl who can memorize "Guwen Guan Zhi" backwards, and a girl who can only tell you about the plot advancement of "The Domineering President's Black Wife and Cute Baby". ”

The example given by Liu Changan gives people the feeling that this is indeed the case, and his opinion is really right, but Qin Yanan knows that he is just talking casually.

For example, although Qin Yanan can't memorize "Guwen Guan Zhi" backwards, some classics are still very impressive, but she believes that An Nuan will definitely read books like "The Domineering President's Black Wife and Cute Baby", even if An Nuan will not only read this kind of book.

"With the same posture and figure, a girl who can memorize "Guwen Guan Zhi" backwards, I think with her IQ and depth, there is no need to recite such classics to enhance her charm, she may be better at other aspects of talent, so being able to recite "Guwen Guan Zhi" backwards is just her hobby, not to improve the beauty of her language. "Qin Yanan still wants to oppose Liu Changan.

"I said it most of the time. I use this kind of word just to prevent a bar spirit like you from fighting me, but a bar spirit is a bar essence, and she turns a blind eye to my premise. Liu Changan shook his head very regretfully, and smiled again, "But how can there be such a good-looking bar, good-looking, so it feels a little cute." ”

Although his eyes were like teasing a child, Qin Yanan was still a little reserved and proud, his expression was a little shy, and he looked at the road in front of him seriously, trying his best to show a look that he was accustomed to this kind of praise, after all, if his eyes were a compliment, almost every man she had ever seen would praise her hair and toenails.

Thinking of her toenails, Qin Yanan understood that Liu Changan was changing the topic and not letting her directly ask him to be on her toenails.

If you don't mention it, don't mention it, but Qin Yanan still gave him a reluctant and slightly aggrieved expression that he knew well.

The car drove to the top of the mountain, Liu Changan still carried grain and oil moon cakes upstairs, "With your current physique, you should be as strong as an ox, carrying two hundred catties of things upstairs, there is no problem at all." ”

"When your family is warm and you're with you, she can't even twist the bottle cap, right?"

"Makes sense. ”

"And don't boast that a girl with a small waist is as strong as an ox. ”

"Okay, then...... Pull out the mountains and cover the world?"

"This is really a more appropriate metaphor!" Qin Yanan seemed to happily accept.

Qin Yanan changed into a pair of open-toed slippers, and her clean pink toenails were very good-looking, and sat opposite Liu Changan.

"I always thought you were going to tell me...... The last time I met An Nuan at your house. "Actually, it's nothing, I and An Nuan are still relatively polite, and I didn't say anything to sarcastically Ann Nuan, she just explained an objective fact, as for the quarrel between An Nuan and Liu Changan later...... Presumably it had little to do with him, Qin Yanan glanced at Liu Changan with a little weakness.

This matter could have been skipped, but Qin Yanan still wanted to know Liu Changan's attitude, the tacit understanding between people and the respect for the bottom line, wasn't it all formed under such temptation and communication?

"There's nothing to say, you're not wrong about this, she's not wrong, and I'm not wrong. Liu Changan went to coax An Nuan, but he didn't say goodbye to the key.

"Okay. Qin Yanan was a little surprised.

"A lot of things are like that, and there's no point in discussing right and wrong. ”

"Then why did you tear Zhu Juntang's stockings later?" Qin Yanan couldn't help but want to laugh, Zhu Juntang probably felt a little embarrassed about this matter, and didn't take the initiative to tell Qin Yanan, until Qin Yanan went to find Zhu Juntang, she found that Zhu Juntang actually added a safety door in the room where she put her skirt that can often only be seen in places like the vault.

It is currently under intense construction.

"Because she's so annoying...... As we said earlier, everyone is not wrong, because each other's reactions are only based on something that happened suddenly. This is the so-called right thing and not right person, but Zhu Juntang is different, she is not right about people, she encounters these things, I know what she is thinking in her mind: How can I find something to do for Liu Changan in this matter? She wants to provoke me when she has nothing to do, and repeatedly stretches her legs on the edge of death, can I not satisfy her?" Liu Changan said with great certainty, "I guess she encouraged you to come to me to draw toenails, right?" This is just her first step, and if I do, then her next step is to take a picture of your toenails and send them to Anime. ”

"It's nothing to send to Bai Fennel, right? Zhu Juntang is unlikely to tell An Nuan directly. Qin Yanan can be sure that Zhu Juntang does not have a friend who is warm.

"Because you don't know much about Bai Fen, Bai Fen and An Nuan have always been superficial friends, do you dare to believe that the two of them first opened the Yellow Diamond Noble in order to peep into each other'......s space and not be discovered? The intimacy that pays the most attention to you is full...... The two of them don't pick each other in this matter, but they have a tacit understanding. Liu Changan shook his head, "Today An Nuan has already shown off the toenails I painted for her, Bai Wei must have seen it, to say that Bai Wei sincerely envy and praise, it is impossible, she will only want to find an opportunity to hit An Nuan." ”

Qin Yanan looked at Liu Changan in a daze, are these little girls transparent in front of Liu Changan?

When Zhu Juntang showed Bai Wei a photo, Bai Wei would send a message: I saw that a friend's toenails were so beautiful...... An Nuan will see it. ”

"Then why don't I take pictures of Zhu Juntang?"

Even if there is no picture, An Nuan will clearly realize that Bai Wei will never help Chang An Nuan to show off, so Bai Wei must be talking about someone else's toenails...... And after Bai Wei has seen An Nuanfa's foot nail beauty picture, she will be so amazed, naturally it is a work that can be compared with An Nuan's foot nail beauty picture...... Who else but I painted it for others?" Liu Changan knows very well that the IQ of beautiful girls in love does not seem to be high, but in fact, it is just because of the lack of various abilities they like to show in front of their boyfriends, and they feel very cute and cute when they look silly...... But when it comes to certain things, their sense of smell has evolved like dogs.

"What about you? I know that Zhu Juntang will do this, but I will also think: This is Zhu Juntang has to tell others, and I can't control her, Liu Changan has no reason to blame me?"

Qin Yanan's cheeks flushed, and he hurriedly retracted his feet under the chair and hid, if Liu Changan was vigilant, even the beautiful girls who claimed to have complex and changeable minds, it was not easy for the little Jiujiu in their hearts to hide.

"Brother, how can we have so much scheming?" Qin Yanan pressed his palm under the collar, his lips pursed a little, aggrieved and a little angry, he had no choice but to take the opportunity to cover it up, anyway, he said it himself, he was willing to call him brother in private, and he could accept it.

"Yes. Since the last time she felt that An Nuan had no reason to be angry, but she was actually angry...... I'm starting to try to find out more about you stupid little girls' minds when you're bored and have nothing to do. Liu Changan does not encourage more young lads to try to understand the minds of the girls, wasting time and life, which is not infinite...... Instead of pondering the process and answers, how good is it to play Minesweeper?

"You said you would have it, could it be that you would still beat me?" Coquettishness is an addictive thing, Qin Yanan groaned in a nasal voice, stretched her waist, stretched her undulating body and stood up, "What do you want to eat at night?" ”

Qin Yanan's cooking skills are by no means comparable to Zhou Shuling, who is inventing new dishes all day long, Liu Changan went to the kitchen to see what ingredients were available, and picked and ordered.

While Liu Changan was in the kitchen, Qin Yanan hurriedly sent a text message to Zhu Juntang: I'll go to sleep with you tonight, let me tell you, Liu Changan has seen through your thoughts, you take care of yourself.

"I'm not afraid of him. ”

Zhu Juntang replied with four words, but the smell of this color is too strong, and it all shows the screen, and Qin Yanan has no other way to ventilate the news that the sisterhood is exhausted, unless Liu Changan is just talking casually, who can save Zhu Juntang from Liu Changan's clutches?

Qin Yanan cooked the meal, and called Liu Changan, who was watching the sunset by the pool on the roof, to come down and eat, and send him home by the way after eating, she went to find Zhu Juntang.

Looking at Liu Changan's appearance, it seems that he has no intention of making a special trip to trouble Zhu Juntang, after all, Zhu Juntang only has a motive, and he has not had time to successfully provoke Liu Changan, it is estimated that Liu Changan will not run over to tear Zhu Juntang's little skirt now.

Qin Yanan met Zhong Qing, who was walking his dog downstairs, and asked casually, "Is this one still called a high-level Templar?"

Zhong Qing smiled and shook his head, "Its name is Sect Master." ”

Qin Yanan nodded calmly, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, he still didn't hold back, he opened his mouth to cover it up with a deep breath, but he still laughed.

"The name...... What's so funny about this name?" Zhong Qing was really puzzled, "Every time the third miss calls its name, the third miss is very happy. ”

"Anyway...... Just don't tell Liu Changan. Qin Yanan sighed, why does Zhu Juntang like to provoke Liu Changan so much?

"The third lady said the same thing, she was playing on the roof. Zhong Qing was told not to call the dog's name in front of Liu Changan.

"One day no one will be able to save her. After Qin Yanan finished speaking, he went upstairs.

Zhong Qing was still puzzled, and lowered his voice and shouted "Door Master", "Door Master" turned his head and stuck out his tongue wildly with his mouth open, and the inexplicable sense of crisis made it emotionally unstable.

Qin Yanan first came to the living floor of Zhu Juntang's room, where the security supervisor was supervising and testing the safety door.

Coming to the roof of the building, Qin Yanan saw Zhu Juntang sitting in the cabin seat of a small helicopter, his two calves hanging outside and shaking, the white stockings were soft and delicate, and under the sunlight still hanging on the foothills, he exuded the light of justice.

"You and Liu Changan's Qingqing, my time is over so soon?" Zhu Juntang was reading a copy of the Book of Poetry in his hand.

"We just had dinner together, less poor. Qin Yanan took a closer look, and Zhu Juntang's "Book of Songs" was actually a phonetic drawing version.

This is also normal, ordinary people who have generally received nine years of compulsory education can basically read the "Book of Songs" without hindrance, but Zhu Juntang is Zhu Juntang after all.

Zhu Juntang probed out and glanced at Qin Yanan's toes, and couldn't help but be disappointed, and casually threw away the book in his hand, "Why are you so useless?"

Qin Yanan knew what she was referring to, and looked up at Zhu Juntang with good self-imposed eyes.

"Why are you looking at me like this?" Zhu Juntang was a little flustered.

"I told you, Liu Changan guessed that you were behind the scenes. ”

"I didn't do anything. Zhu Juntang refused to admit it, "I'm not afraid of him, as long as I don't follow him to a place where it's convenient for him to start, can he still tear my skirt in public?"

Liu Changan really wouldn't do this, but Zhu Juntang was so happy to provoke Liu Changan, and he didn't repent after being humiliated, thinking that it must be some kind of fun that others couldn't understand as M.

Liu Changan has already returned home, and of course he will not run to tear her skirt specifically in response to Zhu Juntang's provocation.

That's a small thing to do, and it shouldn't be done deliberately.

Zhou Dongdong didn't go to the rice noodle shop to do her homework today, she was lazily leaning on the dog, which was lying under the plane tree.

Seeing Liu Changan, Lu Sien shook his head and ran over, and Zhou Dongdong, who had lost support, slowly fell to the ground, his legs were raised and fell, and then he slowly got up.

"What are you doing?" asked Liu Changan as he touched the dog's head.

"I'm practicing dog riding. ”

"How many times have I told you, you can't ride a dog, sometimes some things are congenitally deficient, and it is difficult for spherical objects to stay still under the action of external forces, understand?"

"I don't know!"

"You just need to know you're a fool. ”

"Am I really a fool?" Zhou Dongdong hesitated for a moment, not very sure.

"Yes. ”

"It's not my fault that I'm a stupid person!" Zhou Dongdong thought about it, this was not a sad thing, and climbed up Lu Sien's back again.

Liu Changan felt that although she was a fool, this spirit of repeated defeats had really been inherited from the repeated defeats and defeats of Zeng Shou's head.

Liu Changan took Zhou Dongdong, who had just raised his leg and was about to step on the dog, upstairs.

Zhou Shuling sent a message to ask Zhou Dongdong if he was at home, after Liu Changan returned to her, Zhou Shuling came back not long after, took the pickled tamales upstairs, borrowed Liu Changan's kitchen to steam them, and made a fried beef tongue and a cold tomato for dinner for one big and one small.

As long as she is not a newly invented powder, Liu Changan is still willing to eat it, and he can't eat another meal if he doesn't eat one meal.

Watching Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong finish eating, Zhou Shuling cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks and the kitchen, Zhou Dongdong didn't go upstairs, sat on the sofa and touched his little belly and crossed his little short legs and watched the big TV at Chang'an's brother's house with satisfaction.

"Chang'an, I can't make up my mind about something. Zhou Shuling looked at Liu Changan hesitantly, there was no way, there were many things that she couldn't make up her mind, and she felt that listening to Liu Changan would make a choice with peace of mind.

"What is newly invented, pig heart, pig lungs, pig farm, pig liver, powder and noodles, forget it. Liu Changan waved his hand.

Zhou Shuling slapped him in annoyance, a little unconvinced, the powder she made was obviously eaten a lot every time Zhou Dongdong did.

"Michael invited me to a high school reunion. Zhou Shuling sat on the small stool, rubbed her hands between her legs, and looked at Liu Changan seriously.

"This is easy to do, ask Zhu Juntang to borrow a luxury car from 10 million, you just say hello to Secretary Zhong, and Secretary Zhong can call the shots in this matter. But if you want to borrow some better jewelry, famous bags and watches, just go straight to Zhu Juntang. Although Zhu Juntang is a fairy, she is willing to dance with Bai Wei to celebrate the opening of your store, and she will still give this face, so that with tens of millions of luxury cars, more than one million famous watches and bags, you are the most shining rich woman at the class reunion. Liu Changan provided suggestions based on the feasibility of practical operation.

"I'm serious, why am I pretending to be this pomp?" Zhou Shuling patted Liu Changan's knee in annoyance.

"How many years have you not been in contact with those classmates, how many years have they not contacted you? If it wasn't for pretending to be forced, why did you go to such a party?" Liu Changan waved his hand.

"Oh, then listen to you, I'm not going. Zhou Shuling was very happy, or Liu Changan understood the reason, and explained the matter clearly at once.

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It is recommended that the "Super Monster Factory" where the hidden swords in the box are gathered, there are many words and huge fat, and they can be killed.

Cold, red and swollen gums, red eyes, conjunctivitis, blurred eyes, and sloppy eyes begging for a monthly pass.