Chapter 32: Yan Chok
"It's really hateful!" Jiang Wuya was very angry, swept the crossbow arrows that flew towards him, without hesitation, immediately turned around, stood in a lunge, the purple gold hammer was in his chest, and put on a posture of both offense and defense, his eyes were furious, and he glared angrily at Yan Xia, who was grabbing two big plate axes with the head of a black iron wolf head and flying towards him, gritted his teeth, uh, gritted his teeth and said, "The surname is Yan, what do you mean?"
"What do you mean?" Yan Xia snorted and sneered, and then glanced at Jiang Wuya like an idiot: "What do you say?"
"I said you're a egg?!Lao Tzu wants to know, I still ask you?!"
"Mouth full of feces, are you dog offal feeding on shit to survive to this day?"
"You'reβ"
"Shut your anus! You don't need to answer, Lao Tzu already knows, you are, you can't be wrong, you have definitely eaten dung and lived for more than a hundred years! You are amazing, the blue is better than the blue, you really give your ancestors eighteen generations of long faces, you turtle grandson, it is really amazing!"
"You-"
"What are you? Look at you, you must have been hungry for a long time, so don't grind here, go to the hut and wait, or you won't be able to eat hot." β
"You-"
"You're hairy, you're a shame, you've lived for so many years, you don't know if cold poop is not fresh, it tastes bad, and it's easy to dilute after eating?"
"You-"
"Don't ask Lao Tzu how he knows, because Lao Tzu has raised puppies, they don't like to eat cold poop very much, and when they eat it, they will have stomach trouble, and they will be sloppy and sloppy, and they look very uncomfortable. Why, you're different from them, you're a cold stool, and you love the feeling of-"
"Shut up!"
"What do you want to do? What do you want to do?
"Lao Tzu wants to bite you to death!"
"Bite me to death? Heh, you have a lot of breath, you can really fucking blow! Bite me to death? Hmph, why the hell are you? Lao Tzu looks at your turtle son who doesn't have a single dog tooth left, and your grandfather and I are a hard bone, old and hard, iron and gold, how can you bite it?"
"You-"
"Okay, for the sake of us knowing each other for so many years, your grandfather and I kindly advise you: you should recognize yourself, animals are animals, don't do your best to learn from us humans, you are 10,000 times stupider than stupid pigs, you can't learn it anyway, it's absolutely no fun! Don't waste your time, go to the thatched house to eat when you're hungry, it's your exclusive canteen, no one will grab food from you." β
"You-"
"Okay, don't be here, you, you're endless!" Yan Xia had already observed the situation of Long Xiaoyao and Jiang Wuya almost completely, and felt that they should not be together, not like they were acting to deceive him, and according to the current situation of Long Xiaoyao and Jiang Wuya, they should not pose any threat to him, he didn't want to waste any more time, and planned to kill them, so he said impatiently: "Yongle Street is overcrowded, but there are few public toilets, if you don't hurry up and eat the poop in the pool, where do you let the big guys pull?" Pull your pot or in your mother's mouth?ah?!You-"
"Bastard, shut up!
"What?" Yan Xia was not afraid of Jiang Wuya, whose eyes were round and his mouth and nose were about to go crazy, waved the double axe in his hand, and said with disdain: "What, do you still want to use force with Lao Tzu?"
"So what?!"
"Hmph, it's really beyond your strength! Lao Tzu advises you, forget it, dispel this idea as soon as possible, otherwise Lao Tzu will make you regret it!"
"Regret! Lao Tzu regrets that you are a motherfucker! Dog mongrel, you give me death!" Jiang Wuya, who was furious, lost his mind, and didn't care about anything, and with a flick of the eight-edged purple gold hammer in his hand, he smashed it towards Yan Xia with a single breath.