In one or two taxis, Hua 13 was feeding a big rooster. He stroked the shiny chicken feathers and asked curiously: "Chicken (breast), are you honest about fortune telling?"

The black chicken eats zero (pot) esophagus: "Idiot, do you know why the chicken crows early in the morning?"

Hua 13 was stunned and said, "Why?"

The black chicken rolled his eyes and said: "Because we chickens are ...... for time It's stronger than any species. ”

Hearing this divine reason, Hua 13 was drunk.

The black chicken was not drunk yet, and the voice said: "I can't go to the next one yet." ”

Hua 13 said: "There is no choice if you don't go." ”

......

Feicheng, Baihe Road, Du Niang Branch.

Recruitment hall of the personnel department.

There is an endless stream of beautiful women who come to apply, all of them half-concealed on their chests, showing temptation......

At the door of the office, from the front row to the back row, there were only a few men such as Hua Shisan.

Standing in the bright flowers, Hua Shisan's teeth trembled a little, Du Niang deserves to be the leader of the women's army, and no one can match this appeal.

Hua 13 and those handsome guys stood aside, they were all panicked, men and women went to the interview together, and the men hit the street eighty percent, and they had no complaints.

Hua 13 asked a handsome guy next to him how sure he was.

The handsome guy replied: "Nine out of nine before I came, and zero nine after I came." ”

Hearing this, Hua Thirteen Heads are as big as a fight, this is not a certainty. I will pounce.

Three hours later.

In a tech-enabled recruitment room, Hua 13 is facing a robot and a female interviewer with prominent measurements.

"Sir, are you going to accept Xiaodu's question, are you ready?" the female interviewer gestured to the robot next to her.

"I'm ready. ”

The female interviewer said to Xiaodu: "Xiaodu, let's start." ”

Xiaodu replied, "Okay, Lisa." ”

A ray of light shot out of Xiaodu's eyes and began to scan Hua Thirteen's face. (After scanning, you can get the basic information of the owner)

A few seconds later, the scanning was over, and Xiaodu asked: "Hello, respected Mr. Hua, welcome to our company, I am Xiaodu, do you have any needs for Xiaodu's help?"

"I need a job. ”

"What kind of job do you need? ”

"I need a temporary position. ”

"Can you please be specific?"

"During work hours, you can arrive late and leave early. ”

"Dear Mr. Hua, you don't meet the requirements of our company's recruitment, you can get out. ”

Hearing this, Hua Thirteen's teeth chattered, and he was about to drive himself away so soon, and he was still a robot that could swear.

He was a little unconvinced: "Xiaodu, I'm a talent." ”

"I'm sorry, dear Mr. Hua, our company is not short of talents. ”

"Xiaodu, I'm a doctor, I'll heal. ”

"Dear Mr. Hua, we are an Internet company and do not recruit doctors. ”

"Xiaodu, I can help you wash your face, chest, and body. ”

"Dear Mr. Hua, I'm sorry, Lisa will help me clean it. ”

This question and answer, listening to the female interviewer, is very unfriendly to Hua Shisan's senses. Isn't this Ming robbing her of her job?

"Xiaodu, after my own observation, there are many employees in the building who have severe cervical spondylosis and ischial ...... I can help them. ”

"Dear Mr. Hua, you have too much bullshit, I reiterate once again that you can get out. ”

"Xiaodu, let's pass it with a face. ”

The female interviewer sitting next to her had just taken a sip of water and almost squirted out.

"Dear Mr. Hua, face is worthless. You walk slowly, don't send. ”

My day, I am in such a hurry to drive my brother away, this robot is so humane, Hua 13 had no choice but to use the black chicken to hand him four proverbs.

"Xiaodu, I'll collect money. ”

"Dear Mr. Hua, please say it again. ”

"Xiaodu, I'll collect money. ”

"Congratulations, Mr. Hua, you will get ......"

Before Xiaodu finished speaking, he was directly shut down by the female interviewer who was prominent around him.

Hua 13 was immediately angry, he was about to succeed, but he was ...... by the woman in front of him

"Why are you turning off Xiaodu. Hua 13 said hatefully.

The female interviewer looked at him coldly, and said in a somewhat cold tone: "Because I suspect you of cheating." ”

"Which eye of yours saw me cheating. ”

"I'll take the money...... It's a secret door that our President Li set up for Xiaodu, no matter who says it, it can ......"

After listening to the cause and effect, Hua Thirteen's legs trembled under the table, how did the black chicken know that Xiaodu had a ......

Hua Shisan was still very tough and said: "You are pure speculation, I don't know Mr. Li, how can I know." ”

"But why are you saying it here...... I'll take the money. The female interviewer said angrily.

"I'll take the money, is there anything wrong?" Hua 13 argued.

"Say here that you are cheating. ”

Do you have any evidence? If you don't have any evidence, please don't slander me. ”

The female interviewer snorted fiercely in her heart, she had never seen such a shameless person, she didn't talk nonsense, she directly ordered the eviction, and said coldly: "You can go."

"Why should I go, I've passed. "Hua 13 is willing to leave so easily, there are so many delicious flowers in this building, and he is still single?

Of course, the most important thing is that it is much faster to pull a woman into the water than to pull a man. Find Bai Fumei to be a venture capitalist for him, and it will become a good story for a generation.

The female interviewer in Sanwei stood out, and when she heard him say that she had passed, she almost couldn't get up in one breath, and scolded angrily: "If you don't get out, I'll call the security guard." ”

Hua 13 smiled: "Call it, call it, you go and call it, shout loudly, and let everyone know about Xiaodu ...... then." ”

"You... You mean... You are shameless. Hearing him so naked and threatening, the female interviewer almost choked back her internal injuries.

"You're wrong, I'm a pure man, look at your body and eyes so spicy, I don't drool......"

Suddenly, there was a bang on the table, and there was a lion-like rage, "You're a bastard!"

......

At the entrance of Du Niang's division, Hua 13 walked out of it. But he saw the security guards catching his chickens.

Hua 13 was speechless, the big penguin security guard loves to catch his chickens, he admits it, why do you Du Niang security guards also love to catch their own chickens?

He was angry all of a sudden, he couldn't bear it anymore, no matter how powerful his chickens were, he couldn't stand them catching them.

I don't know if this big rooster is tired of running, so I want him to ......

The others immediately rushed over and yelled, "That's my chicken, you guys are dead." ”

When a few security guards saw the owner coming, a female security guard smiled and said, "We didn't really want to catch your chicken, we just looked cute and wanted to play with it." ”

Play with your sister, and chickens can play too. He immediately picked up the big and said indignantly: "It's my chicken, you can't play with it." ”

Just when the female security guard was about to say something, two people came out of the Du Niang building, and the first one had a square face and a serious expression. The person behind him is an RB person, who is as tall as a bamboo pole and wears board shoes.

When they passed by Hua Shisan's side, the two suddenly stopped and looked ahead......

Hua 13 didn't know what to do, and he also turned around to look, this is really a coincidence.

It was only a moment before we met again.

I saw the two of them walking in the distance, and they met at the door of the big penguin......

The two of them walked over, and the man glanced at Hua 13 first, but this time he didn't say anything.

The man with a majestic face suddenly said in a deep voice: "Sanshengtang has recently quickly scraped the South China market, is it too much?" ”

"Overdone? You are just a local chicken and a dog, and the generation of the family to be slaughtered, what qualifications do you have to discuss with me. The man smiled softly.

Fang's face was immediately furious, and he wanted to make a move. But he was stopped by the bamboo pole man, he took a step forward and said: "Contemptible Miyamoto Taiyun, I heard that Your Excellency is the top medical genius in Feicheng, and you dare to learn the art of needle eye with me." ”

The man had not yet spoken.

The RB bamboo pole flipped his hand and freed up two slender silver needles, and when everyone was puzzled, the two silver needles in his hand pierced his eyes.

It's really rooted.

Don't hesitate to dive to the end!

Everyone abandoned their gaze, and the atmosphere did not dare to breathe.

The security guards were shocked for a while.

Suddenly, this is a fairy method.

Hua 13 watched from the sidelines...... This RB person has serious masochistic tendencies.

A moment later, amid the exclamations of everyone, the bamboo pole man had already taken out two slender eye needles.

With a slight smile on his face, he said modestly to everyone: "The carving insect skill is ugly." Then he said to the man in front of him: "Your Excellency, saying that Mr. Gong and I are local chickens and dogs, in Chinese words, I think Your Excellency is selling fame and reputation, which is insignificant." ”

As soon as he finished saying this, a powerful fist came, and when the bamboo pole saw the fist, his body was evaded by him.

Zhang Fei's face suddenly came to his senses, skimmed the figure under his feet, and punched sideways and backhanded. The bamboo pole man pressed down with his head and waist. He was dodged again.

Whether it is a master or not, you can see it after two or three moves.

Zhang Fei's eyes narrowed slightly, but his feet were not slow, and he kicked a set of chain legs. The bamboo pole man dodged left and right. In the process of kicking the opponent's feet, there was obviously spare strength, and he did not use all the strength.

Seeing this, Zhang Fei's face began to close his feet, deceived himself, and his fist speed was as fast as a tiger, and a set of punches were hit, only to see the fist turn into a fist shadow, and the tiger was windy.

The bamboo pole man took a punch, and the opponent punched again, and the punch speed was fast. His face finally stopped calm.

Suddenly, his legs kicked back one after another, yes, his footwork was a reverse kick.

This set of counter-kick footwork immediately relieved the opponent to get closer.

Zhang Fei's face was a big man, and he sighed lightly.

The anti-kicking method is a false force, and he can find flaws in it, grasp its key points, and make the other party suffer a big loss.

How do you think that this bamboo pole man, not only is his footwork fast, but his foot strength is strong, so he can't hold it.

The two of them have made thirty-nine moves.

It's time for forty moves.

Zhang Fei's face began to be serious in the real sense, he raised his breath and shouted, and punched it......

A punch came, and the bamboo pole man punched the ......

Time stands still!