"Ding Dong! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forced, holding the whole audience, pretending to be a crazy force, shamelessly reaching a new level, pretending to be forced to add 200 points!"

"Ding Dong! The realm of pretending to be forced is upgraded by one level, and you will be awarded the title of "Pretending to be a rookie", and the reward is 500 points, and the cumulative value of pretending is 3000 points!"

Suddenly quiet classroom, Duan Lang didn't care, and said with a smile: "Chubby again!"

"Really?"

The cold female voice sounded from behind, Duan Lang had a cold feeling of being stared at by a poisonous snake with a cold light on his back, and suddenly turned his head, and Qiao Mena's pretty face appeared in his eyes.

"Hello teacher!" Duan Lang's face was full of bitterness, looking at the part that Qiao Mena was holding, a feeling of madness rose, he seemed to have hit the wrong person, it was not Jin Xiaofu's back, but the part that Qiao Meina was holding, no wonder the elasticity was amazing, and it made people forget to return.

"What a fart, you ......!"

Qiao Mena was incoherent, so angry that she was about to explode, she was excellent in character and learning since she was a child, she lived abroad, she had never been in love, her little hands had never been held, she had a deep habit of cleanliness, and she never dreamed that a student would dare to be so bold and blatantly attack her.

"How could you be standing behind me, without a sound at all. ”

Duan Lang pretended to be calm, slapped his hand on the door of his head, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he suddenly realized, and said loudly: "Oh, oh, oh! I understand, the teacher is brave and brave, understands the righteousness, and does not hesitate to risk his life, and uses the most pitiful part of his body to protect the safety of Jin Xiaofu's classmates." ”

"Teacher Mina is a role model, really a good example for me to learn, every time the night falls, I will think of Teacher Mina, you are the guiding beacon in the voyage, illuminate the direction of my life, escort the sail of my life, drive out all darkness, until the light comes!"

Hearing Duan Lang's deafening high-profile speech, righteous and awe-inspiring nonsense, the students all knelt, and the evil act of attacking the buttocks reached Duan Lang's mouth and rose to a new height.

The eyes of the whole class lit up, looked at Duan Lang with admiration, forcibly held back the smile, and in the face of the impassioned and boastful Duan Lang, they were so impressed that they threw themselves to the ground, and exchanged heads and talked about it.

"Niu Break, Duan Lang is too shameless, too shameless, this is okay!"

"Brother is a little drunk! I didn't understand how the teacher saw righteousness and bravery!"

"As a senior silk, let me explain, Duan Lang dreams of Teacher Mina every night after dark, and it will be dawn!"

"God, take my knees!"

"God explains, I'm proud of the sky!"

"Master, I Zhao Ritian believes it. ”

"It's the same waist disc, why are you so protruding!"

Bai Tingting and Lily looked at each other with expressions of disbelief, which was really unexpected.

"It's so shameless, he turned out to be this kind of scoundrel, I misjudged him. Bai Tingting said angrily.

"Hehe! I don't think Duan Lang made a mistake, I don't know. Lily smiled.

"Unintentionally playing hooligans, that's the real hooligan, the big villain!" Bai Tingting said angrily.

"Ouch! Whoever promised in the morning to be Duan Lang's girlfriend is going to be cheating. Lily scoffed.

"Who agreed, I was tricked, okay?" Bai Tingting said shyly.

Jin Xiaofu's mind roared, his heart was shocked, and he looked at Duan Lang feverishly and excitedly, his admiration was like a surging river, and the flooding of the Yellow River was out of control.

At this moment, Duan Lang's figure instantly rose in Jin Xiaofu's heart, reaching the status of a high mountain.

Boss, worthy of my idol!

All the time, a man who is not pretending!

When it's time to shoot, he will shoot, facing the half-blood goddess Qiao Mena, and slap the heart of my generation with one palm.

The boss is right, a man can have no money, he can not be handsome, but he must scratch it!

This slap is shocking and shocking, and it is worthy of being a model for my generation!

The boss was too stubborn, too ruthless, too loud, and made a perfect demonstration with his own hands.

I finally came to my senses and realized the spirit of the boss!

The ultimate meaning of flirting with girls, I want to carry forward the spirit of the boss!

Jin Xiaofu was like an empowerment, showing a shameless smile, if Duan Lang knew about Xiaopang's strange idea, maybe he would be so angry that he vomited three liters of blood and exploded to death.

Qiao Mena was stunned, her expression was strange, the corners of her mouth twitched, she pointed at Duan Lang's nose, she trembled with anger, she also understood, she was secretly proud in her heart, she was the dream lover of the teachers and students of the whole school, Duan Lang dreamed of her every night, it was understandable, but it would be shameless to say it openly.

The most ... What's damn is that Duan Lang swept her dignity in front of the whole class, and this cliff was unbearable.

No! Duan Lang flickered for a while, almost making her forget about the attack on her buttocks, Qiao Mena was furious, staring at Duan Lang, her silver teeth crunched, and said angrily:

"Duan Lang, you dare to hit me...!"

The terrifying murderous aura came to his face, Duan Lang's scalp was numb, he raised his arms and shouted, and said first:

"How dare you... I worship Teacher Mina so much, I admire Teacher Mina so much, it's my fault, I shouldn't think of Teacher Mina in the dark, I should think of Teacher Mina all the time, whether it's day or night, whether it's eating or sleeping, whether it's the size of the number, I have to think of Teacher Mina, and I only have Teacher Mina in my heart.

I think of Teacher Mina's earnest teaching to me, and I am kind and persuasive. I want to study hard, make progress every day, be admitted to Jiangnan University, and repay Teacher Mina for her kindness!"

The whole class was full of fanaticism, so flickering that everyone was stunned, and looked at Duan Lang with great admiration, this impassioned nonsense, without a little moral bottom line, refreshed everyone's three levels.

"Oh my God! I sound like a confession!"

"Damn! How can people be so shameless!"

"It's so shameless, I don't forget to eat, drink, and Lazar, and I think of the goddess of my dreams. ”

"Fellow Daoists, if this son doesn't die today, he will become a great weapon in the future!"

"Duan Lang is dead, I heard that Teacher Mina is a black belt in taekwondo, and she can kick and break pine trees with one leg!"

Qiao Mena was speechless, her sapphire eyes flashed murderously, her fingers trembled and pointed at Duan Lang, and she laughed angrily: "Duan Lang, I didn't expect you to worship the teacher so much, come to the office after class, I will educate you well and give you a small stove!"

Duan Lang smiled dryly: "Thank you, teacher, I won't eat Xiaozao, let's give it to other students." ”

Qiao Mena smiled, looked at her watch, and said coquettishly: "Come over after class, you have to eat if you don't eat, I'll wait for you!" As soon as the words fell, she turned around and walked out of the classroom with her head held high, and the pleasant sound of her high heels falling to the ground disappeared into the corridor.

"Ding! Pretending to be forced is an art, and you can get 100 points for pretending to be forced!" Duan Lang smiled bitterly all over his face, and hit it inexplicably, the teacher's little fart also won the title of the system, what the hell!

"Ding Dong!" The title of "pretending to be a rookie" is successfully blessed, the host's charm value is increased, and it will automatically gain the favor of beauties, so you can pretend to be handy from now on, and you don't have to worry about not being able to pretend to be forced anymore!"