Chapter 23: Provocation

In the quiet bedroom, Duan Lang slept soundly, the sound in his head continued, and the endless stream of system prompts sounded.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forced, crushing the school bully, and getting 200 points for pretending to be forced!"

"Ding! from the boy's worship, get 10 points!"

"Ding! from the girl's admiration, get 10 points of pretending value!"

"Ding Ding Ding ......! Cumulative loading value is 1000 points!"

"It's so noisy!" Duan Lang turned over and sat up, opened his eyes and looked at the bed opposite, Jin Xiaofu slept like a dead pig, snoring, and looked down at his phone.

"It's eight o'clock, the dead fat man is getting up quickly, I'm late for class!" Duan Lang shouted and jumped off the wire bed.

"Can you still be late for the hostel...... I'll go!" Jin Xiaofu woke up from his dream, looked at the time, grabbed his clothes and rushed out of the bedroom.

Ding Ding Ding Ding!

The class bell rang throughout the campus, and the two rushed into the classroom at the last second, Teacher Anna stood on the podium, holding a drop of test papers, standing out from the crowd and looking around the classroom, her blue eyes flashed with murderous intent, and she glared at Duan Lang viciously.

"Duan Lang stop, you're late!" Joanna looked at Duan Lang mockingly with a sneer on her face.

"Teacher, I stepped on it, I'm not late!" Duan Lang said depressedly.

"I say you're late, you're late!" Joanna smirked.

Jin Xiaofu lowered his head and bent over, ran back to his seat, patted his big belly and let out a long breath, Brother Lang's Day mourning changes, who let you provoke the golden silk cat, brother Ai can't help.

"Okay, I'll go to the door and stand. Duan Lang said bitterly.

"Stop! I didn't let you be punished!" Joanna was full of interest, looked Duan Lang up and down, and said coquettishly: "Can anyone tell me, Duan Classmate's glorious deeds!"

"I'm coming!" Guan Youcai, the squad leader, stood up and said endlessly: "During the three years of high school, Duan Langmen failed his homework, was the first to last in every exam, and often skipped class and was late, and he was the first scumbag at the end of the crane in the class!"

"Wow, that's amazing!" Joanna was shocked.

Hahaha!

The classroom was boiling, the students were laughing, and the fryer was as lively.

Duan Lang's face was gloomy, and he glared angrily at the boastful Guan Youcai, and the voice of the little fairy sounded in his head.

"Ding Dong! The host is provoked, someone dares to pretend to be forced in front of the host, and he can't bear it, and he starts a side quest, and the squad leader is a hanger?"

"Mission description: No one can pretend to be forced in front of the host, the host is majestic and cannot be provoked, and every means are used to make the squad leader lose face and have no face. ”

"Reward: Driving Mastery (General Skill), Pretending to be 500 Points!"

"Mission Failure Penalty: None!"

"Mission Tips: I'm the squad leader Guan Youcai, my family is very poor, I've been pretending to be forced and biting me!"

Duan Lang secretly took over the task, a wicked smile rose at the corner of his mouth, and he thought silently in his heart, dead coffin board, this time you are dead!

Bai Tingting's expression was strange, and she said weakly: "Guan Youcai is too much, how can you say that, Duan Lang still has advantages, a little handsome." ”

Lily sneered: "There is only one advantage, the boyfriend of the school flower." ”

"Get out!" Bai Tingting's pretty face flushed, and her little mouth rose with anger.

Recently, for some reason, as long as you close your eyes, Duan Lang's bad figure will appear in front of you, and the more you look at it, the more handsome you look, the more chic you look, the more handsome you look, and you can't get rid of it.

Not only that, but my sleep has been getting better and better recently, and Duan Lang has also appeared in my dreams, and I will do some interesting, strange, and embarrassing things.

Bai Tingting once suspected that she was sick with Sichun and had the legendary nymphomaniac, and secretly asked her mother, but she was reprimanded so embarrassed that she couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.

According to my mother's words, spring is coming, the little animals are ready to move, she is just bored with spring, wait until the college entrance examination is over, hurry up to college to find a boyfriend, and the will be automatically cured.

"Little villain, big idiot, dead pervert!" Bai Tingting muttered to herself, her fingers drawing circles, with Duan Lang's name written in the middle, and her fingers poked down.

The classroom fell silent, and the laughter faded away.

Duan Lang had a calm face, his eyes were as cold as knives, and he stared at Guan Youcai, the squad leader not far away.

This guy comes from a poor family, tends to be inflammatory, ambitious, has a ruthless spirit in learning, and is most enthusiastic about rights, in order to be a class leader, not afraid of dirt and smell, he swept the toilet for a semester in a row, and finally moved the teacher.

Since then, he has become the class president, Guan Youcai Since then, he has seen the teacher more obedient than a dog, and the classmates who are more fierce than wolves, despicable and shameless to a certain level.

"Dead coffin board, whether I study well or badly, it's your business!" Duan Lang said angrily.

"Teacher, look, Duan Lang gave me a nickname, it's too hateful. Guan Youcai was full of black lines and said angrily.

The classmates laughed heartily, leaning forward and backing their jaws happily, the nickname of the dead coffin board is too appropriate, Guan Youcai has an old face in the sky, it is the dead coffin board.

Qiao Meina's eyes wandered, looking forward to Shengbo, and couldn't help but smile: "Classmate Duan Lang, it's not right to give people a nickname casually, apologize to Classmate Guan quickly." ”

Duan Lang said: "Dead coffin board, do you dare to bet with me on the results of the English test in this class?"

Guan Youcai was happy, and mocked: "The scumbag at the end of the crane, compare the English test with me, your head is in water!"

Duan Lang mocked: "If you lose, apologize in front of the whole class, and send a thousand yuan red envelopes in the prestige of the class, do you dare to bet?"

Guan Youcai's expression was strange, he fell into silence, and he could accept an apology in public, but it was just a thousand yuan red envelope, his family was very poor, but he didn't have a thousand yuan of pocket money, so he gave it to his classmates.

"Don't dare to bet?" Duan Lang seemed to smile, the highest limit of red envelopes in this world is 100 million, as long as you have money, you can rain red envelopes wildly, and no one cares about smashing people to death.

"You're not the third in the class, the top ten in the top 100 in the grade, you study so well, you don't dare to bet with me!"

The students in the audience were enthusiastic, and they all followed suit, screaming with excitement, it was a thousand yuan red envelope, and the fifty students in the class shared it equally, and they could get at least twenty yuan, which was a real benefit.

"Duan Lang is the penultimate in learning, and the scumbag who fell off the back of the car, you don't dare to bet!"

"Lao Guan is afraid of hair, your English score is second in the class. ”

"This is Duan Lang scattering money, giving everyone red envelopes, and you still don't accept it?"

"Come on, squad leader, crush Duan Lang!"

Guan Youcai's face was cloudy, his small eyes narrowed into a slit, staring at the calm Duan Lang, and secretly drumming in his heart, when he first entered high school, he wanted to be the class president and secretly inquire about the details of the classmates.

I have long known the details of Duan Lang, that is the legendary scholar in the junior high school era, the first leader in the high school entrance examination, and he went to the city's key No. 1 middle school with his results, because it was too far from home, this stupid bird went to the No. 2 middle school to study.

During high school, Guan Youcai tried every means to secretly suppress Duan Lang, not giving Duan Lang a chance to come out, and once regarded Duan Lang as the strongest competitor in the class, and never dared to underestimate Duan Lang, even in the final sprint stage of the third year of high school, he still secretly suppressed Duan Lang.