Chapter 225: Sun Wukong and the Thirty-Six Strategies
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Sure enough, Yang Chan immediately became angry, "You stinky brother Shangxian, let me tell you, if you dare to mention this matter again, I will kill you even if I chase you to the ends of the earth." โ
"If you don't mention it, don't mention it, Brother Fan won't tell a story today, I'll show you something good. Shi Fan casually sent her the first episode of the Baolian Lantern.
Looking at the image of the TV series that appeared in front of her, Yang Chan was stunned for a moment, ah, Yang Chan, it turned out to be me, the second brother, and the fourth princess, Chang'e, Roaring Sky Dog, Tianpeng.
Looking at the images and subtitles, Yang Chan was instantly fascinated, she didn't think it was her own story, she thought it was just an ordinary guy who made it up by himself, after all, these things haven't happened yet, have they.
"Stinky immortals, it's so boring, I actually made up other people's stories. Although she cursed in her mouth, the Three Virgins watched it with relish.
This first episode shows that the three virgins Yang Chan and the scholar Liu Yanchang fall in love and give birth to their son Agarwood. The elder brother of the Three Holy Mother, Erlang God, learned that he led the heavenly soldiers and generals to round up and crush the Three Holy Mother's under Mount Hua......
"I actually like a sour scholar, it's so ugly to give birth to a son, stinky fairy, can you not tease. Yang Chan scolded while watching, ouch, for the sake of a sour scholar, my brother also pressed me under Mount Huashan, my brother hurts himself so much, how can it be possible?
In Yang Chan's opinion, this is an insult to herself, no one knows Yang Chan's grand ambition, because her mother Yaoji was sunburned to death by the Jade Emperor's son Ten Golden Crows, Yang Chan has a grudge against Heaven and the Jade Emperor, and always thinks about revenge, but her brother compromised with Heaven, so she didn't bother to go back and hid in Huashan temporarily, but the anger of revenge never stopped for a moment.
In her opinion, this TV series is simply nonsensical, how can this girl lose her mind for a man's plaything?
The domineering girl and the woman who fell in love are completely two mentalities, a woman has love and children, she can ignore hatred, and her ambitions may become clouds, the mentality of the Three Virgins who did not fall in love and Yang Chan, who has a son with Liu Yanchang, are completely two concepts.
"Stinky Immortal, you can really make it up, I really don't know how you made it. Yang Chan looked at and scolded, but after all, it was her story, the TV series was still something she had never seen before, Yang Chan felt novel, and she also wanted to see what her fate would be in this TV series.
Grabbing a handful of melon seeds, Yang Chan sat on the steps of the Holy Mother Temple, knocking on the melon seeds, watching with relish, and not noisy to let Brother Fan tell the story!
Looking at Yang Chan's self-talk on the screen, Shi Fan smiled secretly, and said again, I will give you a monthly subscription tomorrow, I don't believe that you will still like Liu Yanchang after watching this TV series, if you already know something, you lose your freshness, don't you, for the lady of the sky, there is no sense of expectation and you still play with it.
Blocking Yang Chan, Shi Fan clicked on Chang'e's dialog box, but there was no information.
"Chang'e didn't arrive in Shenjiang, did you choose a place to put your belt?" Shi Fan pondered, didn't disturb Chang'e, and clicked on Sun Wukong's dialog box, "Brother Monkey, what are you doing? Are you safe?"
Sun Wukong, who was lying on the bamboo raft reading a book, jumped up suddenly, "Brother Fan, I'm looking at the thirty-six strategies, it's safe, it's safe, it's a good journey, it's just too boring, it's quite scary, you see it's dark everywhere this night." โ
Shi Fan frowned, "You can still read in the dark?"
"It's okay, when I passed by the island just now, I caught a few fireflies and put them in a bamboo cage, hanging them on the bow of the boat to illuminate, let me tell you Brother Fan, I used a plan out of nothing, how about it, I'm smart, right?"
Turn on the video and see sure enough, there is a bamboo cage hanging in front of the monkey's bamboo raft, which should be fireflies flying around, and the bow of the boat is very bright, and the bamboo raft at night is like a bright spot moving forward.
"Clever!" Shi Fan raised his big finger at the monkey and suddenly said, "What should you do if you're hungry?"
"No!" the monkey bared his teeth, "I used the trick of fishing in troubled waters for dinner, and when I was on the island, I muddied the water in a small stream, so that the fish came up, and caught a lot of fish to eat, and I ate them all." โ
"I'm rubbing, awesome, smarter than Brother Fan. Shi Fan praised again and again, although this is not the other, but I have to say that other monkeys can draw inferences, can ordinary people do it?
"Of course, can you compare with me?" Sun Wukong was embarrassed.
"That's okay, you must learn the thirty-six strategies well, and you must know how to link theory with practice!"
Shi Fan shielded the monkey, and Brother Fan looked forward to the future of the monkey more and more.
"Ding!" Xu Xian's dialog box popped up, Shi Fan remembered that Xu Xian still wanted to buy medicine, returned to the room, and took out a pill of the golden gun that Lin Shiman bought for himself, Lin Shiman bought not a medicine, but a pair of medicine, God knows what will become of Brother Fan if he eats this medicine.
Glancing at the bumpy figures of the two sleeping women, Shi Fan swallowed and spat and walked out of the room again, and typed a line of words, "Xu nerd, the medicine is here, pay the money with one hand and deliver it with the other!"
If Shi Fan dared to call him Xu Nerd, Xu Xian would have been angry, but now Xu Xian admires Brother Fan's literary talents, needless to say, it is okay to call Xu Nerd and Xiao Xuzi.
"Brother Nafan, I'll give you merit now. Xu Xian began to recite words, and there was not much time, and Shi Fan had a reminder in Shi Fan's mind that Xu Xian would recharge 3,000 merits for you.
Brother Fan naturally wouldn't be discredited, so he immediately took a photo of the Golden Gun Pill and passed it to Xu Xian.
Looking at the mung bean-sized pill that appeared in his hand, Xu Xian was extremely excited, he didn't think that Brother Fan would lie to himself, in his opinion, a person with this kind of literary talent must be a high wind and bright festival, how could he deceive people.
"Brother Fan, how to use this medicine, is it wiped or eaten?"
Damn, you have a lot of ideas, crush it, wipe it, wipe it, wipe it, this nerd didn't know what he was thinking about all day, and immediately typed it up one line of words, "Take it five minutes before the intercourse." โ
"Five minutes, what time is five minutes?" Xu Xian's face was bitter, he was a scumbag compared to Shangxian, and his knowledge was too shallow.
"Uh...... Well, it's the time for a stick of incense. "How could Xu Xian know about modern time, Shi Fan corrected it.
"That's good!"
As soon as she thought of taking the medicine, the lady was crying tactfully and writhing Cheng Huan under her, Xu Xian was indescribably excited, hehe, lady, this time for the husband will definitely make you happy.
Xu Xian trotted out of the study, secretly opened the door of the lady's room, poked his head in to take a look, and was suddenly a little disappointed, the lady was not there, and ran back to the study and said: "Shangxian, the lady is not there, maybe I went to practice or play, I will eat tomorrow." โ