Brother Chen Xi, it's my birthday today, can you come to my house for dinner in the evening?

Xiao Feng Xin's birthday, what gifts should I buy her?

Chen Xi walked on the road after school, thinking about giving gifts to little girls, and felt a little headache.

So he sent a message to Tang Yueyue for help.

Giving a gift to a junior high school girl? You've got a junior high school girlfriend. You're a beast. And are you fourteen? Let me tell you, if you talk to a girl under the age of fourteen, well, that's it, that's the kind of thing. will be sentenced. I don't want to go to jail to get you out of jail for that. It's humiliating.

It's not a sister.

Recognize a sister who is not related by blood, I guessed what you think. Metamorphosis ε=ε=ε=┏( ゚ロ ゚;) ┛

[Drink the northwest wind] (′Д').

Different girls like different things. However, if you are a junior high school girl, you can give her a doll.

There are many kinds of dolls. Chen Xi walked into a gift shop and found out about it. Totoro, teddy bear, blue fat man dolls of various colors and models are dazzling to look at.

Forget it, no matter, just pick the biggest one.

"Hello, how do you sell this big bear?" Chen Xi said, pointing to a one-person-tall large teddy bear doll.

"Your eyes are so good, this teddy bear is made by the century-old plush brand Gander. The top plush and fabric used are soft, safe, non-toxic and pollution-free. There's also a recording device, so you can record an audio to your friend, is it your friend's birthday?" asked the clerk

"yes"

"Then sing her a birthday song"

"I'm not full of five tones, so forget it"

"Heck, the most important thing to give a birthday present to your girlfriend is to have a heart," the clerk said in a didactic tone.

"It's not a girlfriend, it's a sister"

In the end, Chen Xi was still pulled to the soundproof room by the clerk and recorded a song.

At the beginning, Chen Xi was taught various lessons, and the clerk felt that he was not serious and perfunctory. After recording it many times, I finally recognized the fact that Chen Xi's five tones were incomplete and compromised in the face of reality.

For Chen Xi, the weight of the large teddy bear doll is not particularly heavy, mainly because the volume is too large and inconvenient to hold in his hand.

The ghost man looked at the boy holding the teddy bear like an idiot, and he couldn't figure out what this guy was thinking.

That day, several of his younger brothers told him that a group of eight of them were beaten by a high school student, and he was a little curious, so he asked a younger brother to take him to see it, and the younger brother thought that the ghost master wanted to help him avenge him, and he was moved to cry bitterly.

said it was the little brother, but it was actually the little brother of the little brother under the ghost master. The moment the ghost master saw Chen Xi, he realized that this was a god descendant, that smell, he had also eaten a god descendant when he was still in that organization before, but it was different, if the smell of other god descendants was the aroma of tempting food, then the taste on this guy's body was simply the same as poison, full of temptation.

The ghost master held down the little brother who was excited and wanted to take revenge, and he began to follow the boy himself. But the boy's lifestyle was incomprehensible to him.

A guy who has inherited the power of the gods, goes to school every day like an ordinary high school student, and goes to a small fast food restaurant to eat after school. Sometimes he went to the bookstore to read novels and comics, sometimes he went to the Internet café to surf the Internet, sometimes he wandered the streets at night, and he even observed this guy playing basketball with some ordinary humans.

The ghost master used to be in an organization called the Night Mutual Aid Association. There are all monsters in there, and they hunt the gods together, and the gods taste good, but the atmosphere in that place is really bad. The ghost master felt that there was no humanity in those guys, and he felt very depressed in that place.

One day, he couldn't take it anymore and escaped from the organization one night. Coming to the small city of Yining, he uses his power to become a gang boss, enjoying money, alcohol, drugs, the flattery of his younger brother and the soft and elastic body of a young woman.

He can't understand Chen Xi, he has very human strength but lives like an ordinary person. But he found something useful. This young man named Chen Xi was an outlier of the gods, who lacked a lot of knowledge and the necessary awareness. He's been following this guy for a while, but this guy still hasn't noticed him, and he's extremely alert. No matter how strong his bloodline is, but now like a tiger cub who can't use his minions.

Xiao Feng Xin likes the big bear given to her by Chen Xi very much, and there is a little girl named Xuan Xuan next to her with a ball head, who is Feng Xin's classmate and best friend.

Xuan Xuan secretly glanced at Chen Xi a few times, and then put her mouth to Feng Xin's ear and said something, Feng Xin also looked at Chen Xi, her face flushed, and she leaned into Xuan Xuan's ear and whispered. Xuan Xuan's eyes flashed with gossip after listening.

Chen Xi didn't notice any of this. He was busy eating. This braised prawns are delicious, wow, the chicken soup is so fresh.

Feng Mu lifted the lid, the fragrance of the fish floated out, the golden soup was still floating bean sprouts, green peppers, tofu, a piece of fish meat into the mouth, the soup was all immersed in the meat, tender and fragrant, Chen Xi's face was full of intoxication.

Uncle Feng heard the news of Chen Xi's admission to Zigrad College from the teacher of the No. 1 middle school in their community, and talked about his pick on eight gangsters. praised him for both civil and military affairs. It made Chen a little embarrassed.

"Xiao Chen, do you know? Xin'er is very popular at school. A lot of little boys wrote love letters to her. You say that today's children, what are they thinking about? Students should study hard. Last time, there was a kid who ran downstairs to my house and yelled, saying what Feng Xin likes you. When I heard this, I was in a hurry. Scoop up the stick and go downstairs and twist the boy away. This little rabbit cub with no hair at all. is still so frivolous, and he probably won't be a good guy when he grows up. If my Xin'er is looking for a boyfriend in the future, she must find a stable and reliable young talent. Just like Xiao Chen, you. Uncle Chen drank a little wine and said drunkly. It seems that he doesn't drink very well.

"Hahahaha," Xuan Xuan laughed, holding her stomach.

Uncle, what do you mean by that? Is that implying something?

Feng Xin blushed when she heard her father's words. kicked Uncle Feng's calf with his little foot in white rabbit slippers.

Uncle Feng bared his teeth in pain, and he stopped talking nonsense.

Chen Xi saw Feng Xin wearing white stockings under the table, her little face was flushed, and she was wearing a pink headband on her head. It's so cute. Besides, white silk with beautiful girls, this kind of setting, Chen Xi thought of some things that should not be thought of. Amitabha Buddha silently recited a few words of the Buddha in his heart, suppressing the messy thoughts in his mind.

Later, the chat was normal, he stayed after the meal, everyone chatted together for a while, and after eating the cake, Chen Xi went back.

Under the dim street lamp, Chen Xi was walking on the road when he heard a cry in the alley next to him, a girl squatting on the ground and crying.

Chen Xi stepped forward and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

"Hungry"

"Then what do you want to eat, can my brother take you to buy it?"

"Really?" the girl stopped crying, her little pale face with a smile, and two cute little dimples.

"And what do you want to eat?"

"I think, I want to eat you" The girl opened her mouth, full of sharp teeth, and bit towards Chen Xi.

Holy! Chen Xi kicked the little girl away.

"One bite, just let me take a bite, one bite, one bite," the girl got up and ran on all fours.

Eight chains stretched out from Chen Xi's back, whipping the girl away, but she got up again and again. Sickly laughter resounded in Chen Xi's ears.

Finally, the girl stopped moving, her limbs twisted, her head crooked, like a puppet with a broken thread, her face facing Chen Xi, her fangy mouth split to the sides of her cheeks.

Chen Xi's chest rose and fell violently, panting heavily, not because of physical exhaustion but because of fear, sweat dripping from his forehead, adrenal hormones were secreted in large quantities, and his heart was beating violently.

Although he had experienced a ghost mother incident before, his mentality was still an ordinary person, and he was still afraid of these supernatural phenomena. He took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, trembled, and called Tang Yueyue, but no one answered, Minister Tang and doctor Du Moyi called him again, but still no one answered.

And apart from the three of them, he didn't know who to talk to about the situation in front of him. Did I call the police and say that I met a little girl with sharp teeth, she was a monster who wanted to eat me, and I killed her. I'll be arrested and sent to a psychiatric hospital, and then locked up in it for the rest of my life.

Chen Xi retracted the chains back into his body and dragged some heavy steps out of the alley. A man in a suit holding a briefcase who was on the phone slowly put down the mobile phone in his hand and turned his head to look at Chen Xi. There was also an old lady on crutches, a couple pushing a stroller, and they all looked at Chen Xi. All the vehicles on the road slowed down and slowly stopped. They all looked at him, their mouths open, their teeth full.

"I'm hungry, I'm so hungry."

"Let me take a bite, okay?

The people in the street said and walked towards him. In the dark, the street lights flickered, and then with a "pop", the bulb exploded.