Chapter 34: Bad Luck
"Shaodong, under your wise leadership, the performance of Jinxing is thriving, I salute you. The four-eyed fat woman raised her glass.
"Where did you put the dog's head gold?" Wu Bing said in a low voice.
"Put the underground vault of the headquarters, guarded by hundreds of retired special forces, Citi's latest security monitoring system, super laser network protection, German special King Kong Gate, can withstand Scud bombardment, let alone people, even fairies can't enter!"
"Haha, good job today, branch manager's position, you are very promising. Wu Bing's face was full of smiles, thinking of the horror of the Jinxing headquarters, and he was completely relieved.
"Thank you Shaodong!" the four-eyed female fat man smiled, her face full of meat, and the wine glass hit hard.
Click!
The wine glass hit one place, Wu Bing's wine glass was shattered, and a full glass of white wine was sprinkled on the crotch of his pants.
"I'm sorry, I'm so excited!" said the four-eyed fat woman embarrassedly.
"It's fine!" Wu Bing didn't think so, but felt cooler, changed to a new wine glass and continued to drink.
"Husband, eat a bastard, make up for it!" Ma Yinlian used chopsticks to hand over a bastard.
"Haha, I know, this is for the kidney. Wu Bing raised his head and laughed, swallowing the bastard in one gulp, the bastard was too slippery, and before he could bite his teeth, he slipped into his throat.
Ga!
With a strange hiccup, Wu Bing swallowed, his face was flushed, his eyes bulged out, and he pointed to his open mouth, so uncomfortable that he couldn't speak.
The four-eyed female fat man panicked, picked up the wine glass and poured it into Wu Bing's mouth, and said anxiously: "Don't worry, Shaodong, just rush down." ”
Wu Bing's mouth was wide open, the wine went down the corners of his mouth and sprinkled on the suit, and the bastard was still blocked in his mouth, unable to breathe.
The surrounding employees panicked and rushed over, raised their wine glasses and poured them into Wu Bing's mouth, and the liquor was spilled all over his body, choking him almost to death.
Grunt!
The bastard of the big supplement finally got into his stomach, Wu Bing let out a long breath, sweating profusely, drinking too much wine, he was already drunk and hazy, and said depressedly: "Special code, you want to murder your husband, almost swallowed Lao Tzu to death, give me a cigarette to suppress the shock." ”
Ma Yinlian panicked, quickly took out the cigar, put it in Wu Bing's mouth, pulled the lighter to ignite, and the windproof lighter emitted a blue flame, and said with a dry smile: "My husband is angry, I didn't mean to." ”
Wu Bing held a cigarette and said with a wicked smile: "Tonight, I want to pick a back pavilion flower, hahaha." ”
Ma Yinlian was shocked, her little hands trembled, and the burning lighter fell on the crotch of Wu Bing's pants, and the pants sprinkled with wine were definitely flammable, and they burned instantly.
Whew!
The flames were blazing, Wu Bing looked down, his eyes were round, and the flames spread to his upper body and legs in three directions.
"Ahh
"Shaodong hold back, I'll save you!" The four-eyed female fat man was in a hurry, raised the elephant's leg and kicked it.
kicked Wu Bing to the ground, and the four-eyed female fat man stepped on it when she raised her foot, burning the part of the flame, and yelled: "Don't look at it, everyone help put out the fire!"
More than 20 employees gathered around, raised their legs and stepped on them, stepping on the flames smaller and smaller, Wu Bing's eyes were round, his face was distorted and deformed, his face was so red that he was dripping blood, and he let out a sour scream.
"The fire is out, everyone stop!" The four-eyed female fat man commanded, and the subordinates around him withdrew their legs one after another, looking at Wu Bing's crotch with black smoke.
Wu Bing was sweating profusely, lying on the ground with his four paws facing the sky, panting heavily, looking at the smoking crotch of his pants, not knowing if the contents were burned.
"Husband, I'll help you put out the fire!" Ma Yinlian rushed into the crowd, carrying half a bottle of vodka and pouring it on Wu Bing's crotch.
Hula!
With the help of the spirits, the spark sparked, and the crotch of the pants burned again.
"You, you....... Murder her husband!" Wu Bing's voice trembled, pointing at Ma Yinlian, who was carrying a wine bottle, and he was so angry that he spit out a mouthful of old blood.
"Shaodong hold back, everyone will step on it!" The four-eyed female fat man stepped on it with her feet raised, and the surrounding employees followed.
Countless big feet were endless, splitting and falling towards Wu Bing's crotch, and the flames were loud and small, and they couldn't be extinguished no matter how they stepped on them.
"Ahhh
"Husband, don't be afraid, I'll save you!" Ma Yinlian rushed towards Wu Bing in the crowd with a steaming charcoal hot pot.
The charcoal hot pot is directly buckled on the crotch of the pants, and the hot pot soup splashes all around, accompanied by mutton and fish balls, which instantly extinguishes the flames, and a burst of white smoke emits out of the poof, emitting a rich heat.
Suddenly!
Wu Bing sat up, his eyes were round, his eyes were full of horror, staring at the charcoal hot pot buttoned on the crotch of his pants, his expression was full of disbelief, his face changed from red to black, from black to blue, from green to green, like a desperate cat who found that his balls were lost.
it!
Why is Tintin gone?
Where did Lao Tzu's Ding Ding go?
"Who TM sees... This young master's Ding Ding, oh no...!" Wu Bing said weakly.
With a terrible scream, Wu Bing's eyes darkened, and he fainted in pain.
"Shaodong has been shabu-shabu, send it to the hospital for rescue!" The four-eyed female fat man yelled, kicked the hot pot away, and ran out with Wu Bing on her shoulder.
Everyone followed, gossiping and chattering, hula la rushed into the box.
"Shaodong is so unlucky, it's both fire and shabu-shabu. ”
"The eggs are probably gone, and it looks like they're going to hang!"
"It's so cruel, Shaodong died so miserably. ”
"It's none of our business, Shaodong said it himself, murder his husband!"
"The fire was put by Shaodong's girlfriend, and the hot pot was also deducted by her, this girl is dead. ”
Ma Yinlian was dumbfounded, her face was cloudy, she swept through the empty box, picked up Wu Bing's crocodile leather handbag, took out cash and bank cards and stuffed them into her backpack, and rushed to the train station with a puff of smoke.
Looking at the dark night sky, Ma Yinlian sat in the train and said to herself: "My husband is sorry, I will be madly retaliated by the Wu family if I stay, and I will die an ugly death, so I can only run away overnight and go back to my hometown for refuge." ”
"The old lady will come back, you wait and see, I will come back. ”
"Damn Duan Lang, I wish you a dead death in prison!"
"Ah, I'm not reconciled!"
Woooooo
The train honked three times, slowly started moving, and rumbled into the darkness.
Longhai Clubhouse, Presidential Suite!
Duan Lang was full of wine and food, sitting on the Italian leather sofa, sweeping the luxurious European-style decoration of the hall, the glittering crystal chandelier, the exquisite Persian carpet under his feet, and the hundred-inch LCD TV in front of him.
"Hey!" Duan Lang sighed, picked up the Cuban cigar on the coffee table, sniffed it gently, lit it in his mouth, and took a deep breath.
"Ahem, cough, cough!" Duan Lang's face was red, he almost lost his breath, and said to himself: "A rich man is good, food and housing are the best, he has been poor since he was a child, when can he get rid of poverty and become rich, and live the life of a rich man, it's a pity...... My doghead gold. ”
"Abominable dog men and women, if the Wu family dares to swallow my dog head gold, Lao Tzu will dare to destroy the Wu family!"