Chapter 5 A man with his own BGM, walking birds in the forest
Eastern Wilderness.
Forbidden land in 100,000 mountains......
"Tsets, man, you are mighty and majestic, I am willing to melt in your broad chest......"
This was the third day that Emperor Ye and Morrowind had been separated.
At this time, he still did not get out of this mountain forest.
Now!
He was holding his mobile phone and squatting in a secluded corner.
"Hey...... I knew that I had prepared a few more power banks around me......"
Seeing that the battery of the mobile phone was less than fifty percent, Ye Di sighed.
This is a habit he developed before he came to this world, and he must listen to the horse pole when squatting in the pit, otherwise he will not be able to work hard!
"Oops!"
Emperor Ye frowned.
"Mom, who said that eating spicy strips can soar, my stomach is ...... Oops......"
It turned out that since the night when the two of them left, Emperor Ye began to stuff spicy strips into his mouth as if he was obsessed.
But until the five packs were down, where did he have the slightest sign of ascending.
Feeling that he had opened it in the wrong way, he simply ate everything that could be eaten in the commissary again.
What is a good Jia Dali Garden, Master Kong's little master......
As a result, these things were all in his stomach, and Emperor Ye finally felt a rush inside his body......
He succeeded in diluting ......
And now, it is the third day of his sparse journey, and his feet are weak and weak.
But what he didn't know was that it was above the clouds at the moment......
"Great Elder, this person is the senior surnamed Ye in my mouth! But the disciple still doesn't understand, why did Heiyun Village postpone the battle period for a few more days......"
"Morrowind, you are upright by nature, but you don't know that Black Cloud Village is scheming, you must be planning something in secret, otherwise the Great Elder would not have been plotted, but since the war book has been reissued, they will not be unruly at this point, and it can be regarded as a blessing for my sect, so I have the opportunity to find this senior!"
"Senior brother, what are you talking about this senior surnamed Ye doing?"
Except for Dao Yan, Chenfeng, and Qingxuan.
At this moment, there was another smart purple-clothed girl in the crowd, pointing at Emperor Ye who was squatting in the pit in confusion.
"Senior Sister Xiyue, Senior Ye is in ...... Ahem...... Laxative ......" Morrowind was a little embarrassed when he said this.
"What is a laxative?"
"It's going to the toilet!
"Huh?" Xiyue blushed.
"How so?"
"Senior Sister Xiyue, you were born smart, and you can open the valley when you are born, so you have nothing to do with mortals, just this Ye senior......"
To be honest, Chenfeng became more and more embarrassed at this time, and he never expected that under the repeated requests of the Great Elder, he once again brought a few people to look for Emperor Ye's traces.
But as soon as I saw each other, the cat was doing pickled things in the grove.
"Great Elder...... What do you think...... Isn't it that the disciple is not good at learning and looks away?"
As soon as these words came out, Chenfeng found that Elder Dao Yan was already staring intently at Emperor Ye below, and a gleam gradually rose in his eyes!
Suddenly, a look of abruptness:
"That's not the case, I've heard that some of the hidden sect's immortal cultivation methods will return to their true nature in the realm of Dacheng, and this senior's cultivation is really unfathomable, I can't see through his ......"
"Even the Great Elder ......," the three behind him were all shocked.
"The most important thing is to wait and listen, don't look at the pickled things done by this senior, but at this time, the sound of the sky lingers all around, and it is in harmony with the avenue, and the melody is so beautiful, people can't help but hum along, you ...... the man who sets the horse."
"If so......" all three nodded in unison.
And look at Emperor Ye again......
"Poof!"
A fart sound.
He felt like he had the last spicy strip in his stomach.
I was about to get up, but I found myself squatting in the pit too much and suddenly forgot to take the paper I to.
"Why don't you make do with the leaves?"
He muttered, and grabbed his hand behind him to pull out a leaf.
But at this time......
"Dare to ask your seniors if you need paper......
"Okay, thank you!"
Emperor Ye naturally took the paper towel handed behind him, but the next second......
"Damn!
He stood up suddenly, only to see an old man in a green shirt standing in front of him.
"You're sick! You didn't see me!" Ye Di's green tendons jumped out.
The Great Elder originally wanted to take this opportunity to step forward first.
But he didn't expect Emperor Ye's reaction to be so intense, and he hurriedly waved his hand behind him, and the three of them rushed out.
And Emperor Ye never dreamed that he would be watched by people for in the old forest.
"Ahem, senior, you haven't lifted your pants yet......" Morrowind was the first to break the embarrassment.
"Ahh
Senior Sister Xiyue beside her screamed again.
"Eh, Xiyue must not be rude, cultivators are dedicated to the Tao, what you see is only a part of the hair and skin of the body, what is there to shout!"
"Yes, yes! What the Great Elder taught!" Xi Yue took away the hands that were blocking her eyes, but her face was still flushed.
"Damn!
Only then did Emperor Ye see the few people who appeared later, among them were the two fools he had seen not long ago, and hurriedly put on his pants.
"Senior...... You haven't wiped your ass yet......"
"!!"
"Okay! The predecessor is so straightforward by nature, back to the basics, really a hermit master, I'll wait and wait for a while......"
After that, Daoyan took a few people to hide behind a tree.
Emperor Ye had a black line in his head, and quickly shook his spirit and wiped his ass clean.
"I'm aiming at him, why are these two fools here again? And they don't talk about a white beard, and there is a female doll by their side, although they look strange and good-looking......"
But......
How can you come up and stare at other people's big babies!!
It's a good bird walk in the forest and group sightseeing.
"Senior...... I don't know ...... The butt is finished wiping ......" the voice of the morning wind came from behind the tree.
"It's done!"
Emperor Ye was angry when he saw a group of people walking out.
"I said you two stupid...... Ahem...... I don't know why the two little friends are here!"
Mommy, it's so hanging......
After hearing this, the morning breeze stepped forward.
"That's the case, Senior Ye, this is my Biyun Sect Great Elder Dao Yan Master, this is Xiyue Senior Sister, this time I turned back to ......"
"Morrowind, don't be reckless, let me explain it to my seniors!"
The Great Elder saw that Emperor Ye's color was a little displeased.
"Biyun Sect Daoyan has seen his predecessors!"
"Uh...... The...... Old Friends ......"
To tell the truth, the refined little eyes of the other party seemed to be able to understand everything, which made Emperor Ye panic immediately, and in an instant, countless grass and mud horses galloped in his heart.
I can fool those two little fools, but I can't necessarily fool the old mallet in front of me.
It is said that people are old and fine, who knows how many years this guy has lived, if he is seen at this time, it is not as simple as a guinea pig.
Full of desire to survive, Emperor Ye hurriedly stepped forward to support Dao Yan, who was also about to make a big salute, he felt that if there was a good one, at least he could get a title of respecting the old and loving the young.
"Old friends don't need to be like this, they don't dare to be ashamed of their seniors!"
Who knows, at the moment when the two limbs touched together.
Dao Yan's eyes suddenly burst out with a fine light, and Huo Di raised his head and stared at Emperor Ye's face.
"You!you!you!"