It's dangerous!

Look at the broken chair, look at the big pit that was blown out, hey, my mother, if it weren't for the young master who left just now, I'm afraid that even if I don't die now, I guess I will have to open the skin and flesh, and the bones and tendons will be broken.

Could it be that Young Master Ben has killed too many people, and some of them should not be killed, and I have done sin, this is the heavens warning me?

Can't you?

So many scumbags, dogs, and beasts who do all kinds of evil and deserve death don't scare me, scare me, why? Young Master Ben is a good person, punishing adultery and eliminating evil, acting chivalrous and righteous, serving the country and the people, and being kind to the old man.

This young master is like a bodhisattva, you scare me!

God, are you so bored that you are so idle that you are making fun of me? Or are you dizzy and looking for the wrong target of punishment? Or are you already in the same league as the gangsters, so you are helping to abuse and want to get rid of your natural enemy, Young Master Ben, and me?

You, you, you...... You are the most benevolent and kind Lord of the Three Realms, how can you do such a thing? If you do this, won't your conscience hurt? If you do this, won't you be afraid that people will know about it, scold you, deceive the world, steal your name, and smash your altar?

No, God doesn't know how many years he has lived, how can he do things that destroy his reputation?

Old confused?

No, no, no, no, how is this possible?

You know, God is a god, a great god, immortal, all day long eating elixir fairy fruit, drinking jade dew elixir, how can he be delirious?

No, it won't!

Absolutely not!

That, that...... Is it really for my good?

He is now warning me, is it possible that the officers and soldiers cannot be killed this time, and he wants my men to spare them?

"Fart! You dare to let them try, see if I don't beat you up little rabbit!"

"Who?!!Who speaks?!" Long Xiaoyao was startled by the sudden sound of a woman full of anger, and couldn't help but hurriedly look left and right, scanning around.

"What are you doing? What are you going to turn around? What are you yelling about? Is your brain pumping?

"You, you-"

"What are you? Haven't you realized that the old lady's voice is coming from your head? No need to shout, you just need to think, the old lady will know everything, no need to speak. What are you doing when you look around? I want to find the old lady, and I am looking for my inner sense!"

Vipassana of consciousness?

I, where will I be?

"Collect your thoughts, think!"

Hearing this, Long Xiaoyao immediately closed his eyes, abandoned distracting thoughts, and concentrated, and was startled when he landed.

And no wonder.

For he saw a behemoth in his mind—a beast of prey, more than four feet tall and more than nine feet long, with a dragon's head, an elk's body, an ox's tail, and a body full of colorful and dazzling scales...... Majestic, not domineering.

Kirin?!

"Hmph, it's not a unicorn, isn't it still a pig?"

Are you talking?!

"Nonsense! It's not an old lady, who else could it be?"

Why are you in my head?!

"Lao Niang is your awakened martial spirit, if it is not in your mind, can you still stay in the pig's brain?"

My martial spirit?!

Isn't my martial soul a pig?!

"You're a pig! Your whole family is a pig!"

But the martial soul mark on my forehead is a pig, and I am not the only one who thinks it is a pig, and everyone I have seen it says that it is a pig......

"Fart......! Well, the old lady forgot, yes, what you saw was indeed a pig, but what you saw was just the old lady's illusion. A little trick has deceived all of you, how about it, isn't my mother very powerful?"

Terrible?

Hmph, you're sick, aren't you?

"You're sick! Your whole family is sick!"

You......

"What are you? dare to scold the old lady, you little rabbit cub, you are tired of being crooked, right?!"

You're not sick, so why did you turn my martial soul mark into a pig?

"Not for you?"

For me?

For me what?

In order to make people laugh and bully Young Master Ben?!

"That's right!"

Proper fart!

Do you know that you almost killed Young Master Ben?!

"You are! Where is the old lady harming you? Where is it?! Do you think the old lady is harming you by using the illusion pig to cover your martial soul mark?"

Isn't it?

If it weren't for some bullshit illusion of yours, how could this young master be bullied by the world?!

If it weren't for your bullshit illusion, how could I have been broken so many times, and I almost met Hades every time?!

If—

"If you are a fart, if you are not guilty, you are guilty, do you understand? People's hearts are separated from their stomachs, and the world is sinister, do you understand?"

It's-

"If it weren't for the old lady blocking your martial soul mark with a pig, how could you have awakened the most powerful martial soul unicorn in the world, and the guys who envy you, envy you, and hate you would have let you go? They would have racked their brains and tried their best to get rid of your little rabbit cub and then they would have been able to live to this day? Not to mention that you only have one life, even if you have 10,000, you will die a long time ago. ”

I-

"What am I? The old lady spared her life, spent so much spiritual power to conjure up a pig to cover your martial soul imprint, and protect you, is it easy for me, old lady?

Long Xiaoyao was taken aback, but he still stubbornly asked: Are you serious?

"Nonsense! Lie to you, is it interesting? I'm bored when you are a mother, right?!"

Okay, even if what you say is true, then you can't use illusion to spell the whole rabbit or something, why do you have to be a whole pig?

"What's wrong with the pigs?

Of course not!

"What's wrong? The old lady thinks that the pig's head is very in line with your temperament, and it is very compatible with you, which is very good. ”

What a fart!

Do you know how much trouble you caused me because of that pig? I was ridiculed, scolded, and flattened...... Do you know that Young Master Ben has almost died several times?!

"But you're alive and well, aren't you?"

You......

"What are you? Torture you, that's exactly what the old lady wants!"

You!

You, you, you......

Do we have a grudge?

"No. ”

Then why do you have to do this to me? I'm your master, do you know? Without me, without you, wouldn't you be afraid of killing Young Master Ben?

"Don't be afraid. ”

You just don't want to live?

Still is......

"Don't think about it, if you die, you'll die, although my mother and I are powerful, no one can compare, but I still can't bring you back to life. ”

Are you really tired of it?

"Not really. ”

That—

"Bitter your mind, strain your muscles and bones, and starve your body and skin...... What is the old lady for? It's not so that you can be tempted to endure and gain what you can't, and make you extremely powerful! If you can't do it, then the old lady would rather you be killed by me than let you die at the hands of others. ”

Why?

"The old lady is a unicorn, no one in the Three Realms can compare with the existence, if you die at the hands of others, then how can I save face?"

You won't survive if you kill me, will you?

"If you can't live, you can't live, what's the matter? However, the reputation of the old lady must not be damaged in the slightest, no, absolutely not!"