Chapter 75: Er Langrusi, let's go to the ghost king!
Kill a pig?!
What pigs to kill?!
Where did this pig come from?!
Of course, whether there are pigs or not, it doesn't matter, you can kill if you want to, how can you slaughter if you like, you can do whatever you want, the old lady is not a butcher, you call my aunt and grandmother to go over and dry the eggs?!
Could it be...... You, you, you, you, the pig you said is an old lady?!You're going to kill me?!
Du Sauani was so scared, her heart was broken, her hair was dazed, her legs were weak, and she almost fell to the ground.
"What are you rubbing over there, come here!" Long Xiaoyao's face was gloomy and unfriendly.
Du Saoni trembled violently, and she couldn't dare to look at Long Xiaoyao: "Dragon, Young Master Long, you mean the pig, is it me?!"
"What do you think?"
"I, I don't know. You tell me okay?yes, it's me?!"
"If it's not you, who else could it be?"
Click!
Du Saoni seemed to have been struck by lightning, the whole person was stunned, her eyes were black, her body shook suddenly, and she almost fell headlong, and after two breaths, she was able to ease up a little, took a deep breath, looked at Long Xiaoyao, and trembled: "You, you want to kill me?!"
"That's right!"
"Why?!"
"You are a scumbag, and Young Master Ben is a chivalrous man, we are mortal enemies, we are incompatible, of course I will destroy you on behalf of justice!"
"Are you really going to kill someone?!"
"Slaughter!"
"Are you sure?!"
"Of course!"
"It's really not negotiable?!"
"No, it's settled!"
"People are so beautiful, peerless, are you willing to do it?!" Du Saoni said, reaching out and tearing off her shirt a little, (*ā¦Ļā¦) ,(*ā¦Ļā¦), and then scratched her head and made a gesture, (*ā¦Ļā¦), and her blurry eyes flashed towards Long Yaoyao: "Little Longlong, people will give you another chance, do you want to do it?"
"Yes!" replied Long Xiaoyao crisply.
Of course, this is what he is saying.
Not to mention that Du Saoni's image in his sea of knowledge is a dark mess, just because she dares to complain so much in public, call him Xiaolonglong, and seduce him, he categorically can't keep her, because just like her, she is clearly a shameless and obscene cheap~ person, slut~ woman, and it is definitely a scourge to keep her.
He wanted to kill her, immediately, immediately, because her actions made him get goosebumps all over his body, very unhappy, it was too uncomfortable, and it was a kind of torture for him to let her continue to do it, a great torture.
He is not a masochist, how can he tolerate her?
However, without waiting for him to act, Du Saoni actually used her hand to support (*ā¦Ļā¦), so that (*ā¦Ļā¦) trembled violently, and then her tongue (*ā¦Ļā¦), her hands along her neck, all the way down (*ā¦Ļā¦), and at the same time her body (*ā¦Ļā¦), buttocks (*ā¦Ļā¦), and threw her eyes at the dragon without stopping: "Xiaolonglong, do you say again, are you willing to kill people?
"Willing!"
Willing?!
This, this...... How can it be like this?!
Du Saoni was really dumbfounded, she really couldn't figure out why Long Xiaoyao was not fascinated by herself, she couldn't understand, she was so confused, and she was very puzzled.
Accidental, so unexpected, it's incredible.
You know, her charm is not ordinary, for so many years, no man has ever been able to resist, let alone a man, even male beasts are without exception, she only needs a casual look, enough for them to bow down obediently under her pomegranate skirt, let her dispose of it.
Yes, the dragon is not ordinary.
However, she didn't treat him the same as an ordinary man, she was really unreserved just now, and what she used was the ultimate great charm technique, not to mention men, even the women around her were charmed by her, and they showed obsessive and flattering looks to her, looking at their shelves, they couldn't wait to kneel down and call her the queen immediately.
However, Long Xiaoyao was not only not intoxicated by her, but his face was still full of disgust.
What's the situation?!
Why on earth is that?!
His willpower is too strong?!
Wouldn't it? To be so firm, his heart can't be made of stone?!
Not like, not at all.
That...... Could it be that Jin Yuzhu is too beautiful, more beautiful than the old lady, much more beautiful than the old lady, the surname Long sees Jin Yuzhu every day, and he is immune to general beauty? !
Well, that's definitely how it looks!
Otherwise, it doesn't make sense at all......
Du Saoni fell into a cranky thought, and it wasn't until Long Xiaoyao opened her mouth again and shouted that she would go over and die immediately, she came back to her senses, frowned at Long Xiaoyao, and said very puzzledly: "Can you answer me a question and let me die to understand?"
"Yes. ā
"Am I not pretty?"
"If you just look at your appearance, you're prettier than a lot of women, much prettier. ā
"Then why don't you like me?"
"Because you are vicious and a scumbag!"
"You...... Okay, I'm vicious, but that's to others, I'm sincere to you, not poisonous at all, very gentle, very gentle!" Du Saoni said, continuing to perform her charm, because she was unwilling to lose her life, she wanted to try again, what if there was a miracle?
However, the miracle did not happen, Long Xiaoyao frowned, and seemed to be even more disgusted: "Speak and speak, what is shaking (*ā¦Ļā¦) ? ā¦ā¦
"I, I ......"
"What am I? I wondered, this young master just slaughtered a shameless one, and you complained again, to a greater extent than her, you are all so low~ cheap, is this the so-called gathering of likes?"
"You-"
"Could it be...... You used to be all brothel girls?"
Your mother is a~ son!
Your grandma, grandma, sisters, seven aunts and eight aunts are~ son!!
Your entire eighteen-generation family is a~son, a stinky~!!
Du Saoni really wanted to scold, but she didn't dare, so she could only grit her molars and endure it, and said very seriously: "No! Except for a small part, the rest are all daughters, all of them are beautiful girls!"
"Miss Qianjin, everyone's beautiful lady, hum, are you guys?!"
"Why, you don't believe me?"
"Just like you, can Young Master Ben believe it?"
"If you don't believe me, you can ask. ā
"Excuse me? Hmph, is this young master bored after eating? I'm sick, I'm sick?!"
"Young Master Long, don't you like people?!" Du Saoni was very unwilling, and continued to perform her charms, wanting to charm Long Yao.
Of course, it's not good, it's useless.
Long Xiaoyao frowned, waved his knife at her, and shouted angrily: "Can you talk well?!"
"I, I ......"
"What am I, I? You have taken aphrodisiac~ medicine, right? Look at your sassy appearance, it's really disgusting, it makes people want to vomit when they look at it?"
"Disgusting?!Want to throw up?!"
"Yes!"
"Yes, what?!" Du Saoni was angry, her mouth and nose spurted anger, gritted her teeth, and roared: "The old lady is so beautiful, so beautiful and moving, you actually say disgusting? You actually say that you want to vomit when you look at it?! Are you a man?!?"
"I-"
"Surely not! You're a eunuch!"
"Your father is a eunuch!"
"You're not a eunuch?"
"Of course not!"
"Then you are a silver-like pewter spear head, which is useless and inhumane at all?
"You-"
"If not, then you must be a~, you disguise yourself as a man! Otherwise, we are so beautiful, one by one, how can you not like it? If you don't like it, you still hate us so much, why? Because the old ladies are prettier and much more beautiful than you, so you are jealous, you hate, you are very unhappy, you want to destroy us, so that you can make yourself comfortable! Yes and no?!"
"Not really!"
"That'sā"
"Don't talk about anyone else, just about you. ā
"What's wrong with the old lady?!"
"Have you ever seduced a lot of men?"
"This, this ......"
"What, don't you dare admit it?"
"Why don't you dare?" Anyway, there is little hope of survival today, and Du Saoni has nothing to fear, so she went out, raised her head with her chest straight, and said in a loud voice with an arrogant face: "The old lady has indeed seduced many men, and there are countless of them! All the little white faces that the old lady likes, none of them can escape from the palm of the old lady's hand, no, no!"
"Proud, huh?"
"What's wrong with pride? The charm of the old lady is so great, but no one can compare with it, this is a fact, why am I proud, shouldn't I?"
"Should!"
"You ......"
"I really don't know how many happy families have been separated and broken up because of you are a cheap ~ person, and the family is ruined!"
"What's the matter? Who told those women that they weren't as beautiful as their old mothers? Who told their men to forget their righteousness? Their wives were separated and their families were ruined, and it was entirely their own responsibility, and it was the old lady's business?!"
"You-"
"What are you? Is there anything wrong with what the old lady said? Yes? No! Not at all!" Du Saoni said, (*ā¦Ļā¦) , (*ā¦Ļā¦) , (*ā¦Ļā¦), looking so narcissistic: "I am really a masterpiece of God, beautiful, so beautiful!
"What a shame!"
"You-"
"Erlangrusi, how can ordinary men withstand your temptation? You better not be a disaster to the world, go down to the eighteenth layer of hell to charm the ghost king, go there and use your methods to the fullest, let him be fascinated, tell him not to take away the souls of good people, let him put the names of all villains, beasts, dogs and beasts with red hooks!"
"You-"
"If you can do this, you will be considered to have atoned for your sins!" Long Xiaoyao said, stretched out his hand and grabbed Du Saoini into his hand, and then grabbed her by the neck, and jumped on the street house with his feet on the ground, and disappeared in a flash......