Jin Xiaofu was elated, unusually excited, pulled Zhu Yiqun, who had a strange expression, and continued: "Second Senior Brother, I have borrowed your bed for ten days, he has not been assigned a bed, and he has to build a bunk on the rooftop, what should I do this time?"

Zhu Yiqun said embarrassedly: "Thank you, Brother Lang, it's so hot tonight, I'll go to the rooftop to build a bunk." ”

Duan Lang stopped: "The bedroom is so big, you can't sleep, I'll borrow you a wire bed, it's better than sleeping on the rooftop, it's not a few days before the college entrance examination, you will be in trouble if you catch a cold." ”

Zhu Yiqun blocked the way and said with a wry smile: "No need to go, the old aunt doesn't have a wire bed, I have already looked for it, I don't even have a plank, many classmates have no way, go to a hotel outside the school, there are nine days of college entrance examination, and four days of class will be on vacation, I will be very happy in the dormitory, thank you Brother Lang." ”

Duan Lang was silent, Zhu Yiqun's family had no money, and it had long been an undisclosed secret.

Zhu Yiqun as a super scholar, excellent character and learning of the three good students, academic performance for three consecutive years first, behind the good study, is indeed a poor poor family, parents are laid-off workers, living by odd jobs, thrifty to cultivate a good son, I look forward to Zhu Yiqun to get ahead, high school champion, admitted to a prestigious university, to win a chance to change the fate of the poor.

"Go out for a cigarette, don't follow me!" Duan Lang walked out of the dormitory.

It didn't take three minutes!

The bedroom door opened widely, and Duan Lang walked in proudly carrying a brand-new wire bed.

"Awesome, my brother!" Jin Xiaofu exclaimed.

"Brother Lang, you are really powerful, where did you get the wire bed, the cow pen is spicy!"

Zhu Yiqun was excited, he had long heard that Duan Lang was magical, chasing the unattainable long-legged school flower, and not long after arriving at No. 1 Middle School, he had an ambiguous relationship with the iceberg school flower, known as the rumored boyfriend of the two school flowers.

"Remember what I said, Brother Lang is out of the horse, there is no uneven thing, and there is no woman who can't sleep. Duan Lang's voice was categorical, and he casually put down the wire bed, which was just bought from the pretending mall, and the price was one hundred oceans.

"Brother Lang, you deserve to be my idol, poor old aunt can't escape from your clutches even when she is old!" Jin Xiaofu said with a wicked smile on his face.

"Scumbag fat, why do you have a leg with the old aunt, see if I can't kill you. Duan Lang rushed over and began to chase Jin Xiaofu.

"Hahaha, Brother Lang has such a heavy taste, I take YOU!" Jin Xiaofu laughed wildly, jumping up and down all over the room, Xiaopang is very flexible, obviously not an ordinary fat person.

The two fought, and the scene was very joyful.

Looking at the cheerful scene, Zhu Yiqun pulled open the wire bed, patted the elastic wire, and sighed, the poor living environment had long erased his innocent smile, and seeing the pure friendship between Duan Lang and Jin Xiaofu made him very envious.

The college entrance examination is imminent, and I, Zhu Yiqun, will definitely be named on the gold list, get ahead, win glory for my parents, change the fate of poverty, and make anyone who looks down on me pay a heavy price like blood.

Early morning!

The classroom was silent, only the sound of turning books, and the depressing atmosphere before the college entrance examination made people breathless.

Duan Lang was different, holding a beef bun in his left hand and a cup of soy milk in his right hand, his eyes were staring at Chu Xue's round part beside him, taking a bite of buns and a mouthful of soy milk, eating happily.

Chu Xue's face was full of depression, she glared at Duan Lang viciously, pouted angrily, and whispered: "Dead Duan Lang, don't look at me secretly, you are very rude like this!!"

Duan Lang teased: "If you don't peek at me, how do you know that I peek at you." ”

Chu Xue said unhappily: "Bastard logic!"

Duan Lang took a bite of the bun and said with a wicked smile: "Tell a joke about the Three Kingdoms today to ensure that you can laugh crazy." ”

One day, Liu Guanzhang and the three brothers strayed into the primeval forest and were captured alive by the savages, and the chief issued an order that each person go into the orchard to choose a kind of fruit, and if the conditions are met, they can be released.

Zhang Fei came back first, holding a dragon fruit, and the chief asked Zhang Fei to hide the fruit, but the fruit was not allowed to be eaten, the only place to hide things.

Zhang Fei wanted to cry without tears, and was beheaded in failure!

Guan Yu was holding a crystal grape, and when he unexpectedly tried to succeed, he was ecstatic, and suddenly laughed wildly.

The chief was furious and immediately beheaded Guan Yu!

Seki Zhang meets in the underworld!

Zhang Fei: The second brother succeeded immediately, why laugh wildly!

Guan Yu: I saw my eldest brother come back with a big durian the size of a pumpkin and covered with barbs.

Zhang Fei burst into laughter: Big brother's cow pen blew up, and I admired my big brother when I died.

Guan Yu admired: When the eldest brother comes, the three of us brothers will get together again.

At the same time, Liu Bei held the durian and looked at the chief with a confused expression.

Chief: Stay put, don't eat the fruit, whatever you do, hide the fruit and win.

Liu Bei hid his face and cried bitterly: Woo woo, I am the great-great-grandson of Emperor Jing of Han after King Jing of Zhongshan, and the emperor's uncle today...... I don't know if the king has a daughter, I am willing to marry as a wife!

The chief was silent for a long time, and brought a daughter as strong as a female bear, who carried Liu Bei happily, and threw the tiger body into the cave with a shock, and the mountains shook in an instant.

In front of the Underworld!

Zhang Fei: After waiting for a day and a night, why didn't the eldest brother come!

Guan Yu gave a thumbs up: Big brother is really a good pen, he can do it with durian, I might as well do it!

Zhang Fei admired it so much: the eldest brother is inclusive of the four seas, encompassing the world, and a true hero!

Before the words fell, Liu Bei walked into the underworld with his head down, looking up to the sky and wailing: "Brothers are like siblings, women are like clothes, and my brother is one step late!"

Zhang Feihu doubted: The eldest brother succeeded, why did he die?

Guan Yu suddenly realized: It's easy to hide, but it's too difficult to take it out.

Liu Bei was listless, squatting on the ground to hide his face and cry bitterly: Woo woo, I married the daughter of the chief, thinking that I was in a desperate situation, how could this woman be as fierce as a tiger, strong as a bear, as vicious as a wolf, greedy as a dragon, wild as a leopard, and fierce as Di...... I died well...... Miserable!

The three brothers hugged their heads and cried, and entered the underworld hand in hand!

As soon as the painting style changed, Duan Lang smiled evilly: "Little beauty, give Ye a smile, what's the matter!"

Chu Xue's head was full of black lines, her pretty face was cloudy, her English books were all down, the corners of her mouth twitched with anger, she had long forgotten to study, immersed in Liu Bei's wisdom and wisdom, and secretly lucky.

"Laugh at your sister! I want to kill you silently, you big villain, dead scoundrel, big idiot!"

Duan Lang took a big sip of soy milk and said with a smile: "The bun is hot, do you want one?"

Chu Xue made a cold face and mocked: "I forgot to tell you, Tingting likes to listen to jokes very much, I will tell her this joke at night, she will die of laughter, you will die more than Liu Bei...... It's ten times more miserable!"

Burst!

A mist fell, Duan Lang was dumbfounded, the corners of his mouth twitched, looking at Chu Xue with pear blossoms and rain, his brain was blank, he was stunned on the spot, unable to speak.

Chu Xue was stunned, her goose egg face was as cold as an iceberg, and there were constantly water droplets slipping down, her 10,000-year-old frozen state of mind collapsed, and the iceberg face without any expression inexplicably flushed with two blushes, and then the iceberg face became unprecedentedly ferocious, and the little tiger teeth also came out, and the monstrous anger could no longer be suppressed, and it was about to explode and explode the shameless tablemate.