Qin Qing sat on the iron frame bed in the dormitory, and the more he thought about it, the more depressed he became......

Why do those roommates who are more prodigal than him have girlfriends on weekdays, he is so handsome, he doesn't even have a girlfriend.

Remembering the play at school this morning, he became more and more angry. God, you're going to kill me!

That's right, Qin Qing went to meet netizens happily in the morning, thinking that a month of online dating had finally come to an end. He got up early, took out the lipstick he had bought a long time ago, stuffed it into his pocket and rushed out the door.

Qin Qing stood in the shade of the tree, his heart was pounding, this girlfriend of online dating made him wait.

"Qin Qing!"

Hearing this, Qin Qing turned back with a smile on his face, but for a moment, his smile froze.

I saw a handsome man kneeling in front of him with a rose in his hand, and when the wind blew through his forehead bangs, it seemed that a scene that would only appear in idol dramas actually happened to him Qin Qing. That's right, it happened to him as a rough man!

There were a lot of people coming and going on the campus road, and after a while, the crowd surrounded that little place.

Suddenly, I felt a little dazzling, and I saw that there was a delicate ring box on the bouquet of roses, and two men's diamond rings were lying quietly inside.

"Marry me, Qin Qing. ”

As soon as his voice fell, the surrounding commotion continued to fill Qin Qing's ears, echoing over and over again......

After a long while, he came to his senses, and Qin Qing asked tremblingly, "I said brother, you recognize the wrong person." ”

He immediately looked around, what if his "little girlfriend" came and was seen.

"Are you looking for me?" The man in front of him suddenly let out a cute girl's coquettish sound.

Damn?!

"Are you 'Eighteen-Meter Giant-Hanging Lori'?" Qin Qing almost blurted out.

The man chuckled lightly and said slowly: "Hello, my 'handsome and dashing and cool hanging bomb macho' Mr. ”

Who will tell Qin Qing, what the is going on?

The cute girl he's been talking about for a whole month is actually a man!

The existence of the lipstick in his pocket made Qin Qing feel ridiculous, the lipstick he saved for a month was actually for a man?

He only felt his head congested, and suddenly he rushed forward and grabbed the man's collar, and his fist was about to swing over.

"Honey, can you bear to beat your Britney?" the man snorted in a lolita voice.

"You're kids!"

"I didn't, I said I was with you, didn't I come as promised?" he said confidently.

Qin Qing felt that his blood pressure was growing rapidly, and he restrained himself and covered his chest with one hand.

What broke him down the most was not that he was deceived, but that he couldn't bear to beat this man when he was angry just now, and he actually relented!

"Don't let me see you again, get out!" he let go of the man's collar and drooped his head like a deflated ball.

"Then I'll go first, honey have a good rest, goodbye!" said that, he gave him a business card, and gave him a flying kiss when he left.

When everyone dispersed, Qin Qing smiled self-deprecatingly, his dream of rushing was shattered like this?

He originally thought that being green was the most bloody thing, but it turned out that being confessed by a man was the most ridiculous.

Qin Qing slowly raised his hand, and the two big words "Jiang Hao" on the business card appeared in front of him.

Don't let Lao Tzu touch you again!

In this way, Qin Qing didn't say a word since he returned to the dormitory, and he refused to ask him to eat chicken.

Qin Qing took out his mobile phone and was about to block the "Eighteen-meter Giant - Hanging Loli", and when he saw his mentally retarded WeChat name, he clicked into the settings and changed the name of the fairy wind bone.

[Ding Dong, Taishang Laojun invites you to enter the WeChat group of the Three Realms]

Qin Qing's hand shook and he agreed.

"Taishang Laojun invites the great god of Moqing ......"

"Taishang Laojun invited Erlang God into the group chat ......"

"Taishang Laojun invited Fairy Chang'e into the group chat......"

"Taishang Laojun invited the God of Wealth to join the group chat......"

“......”

Is this a cosplay?

Taishang Laojun: Welcome to the Three Realms Exchange Group, in order to enliven the atmosphere, I will first send you a red envelope.

Qin Qing didn't see anything, he saw a "red envelope".

saw a familiar red envelope appear in front of him, and he reached out and clicked on it.

The words "The red envelope has been snatched up" immediately popped up on the screen.

I grabbed it in a second, this is a full eighty red envelopes, and he didn't grab any of them.

This group of people is playing hanging, right?

With the speed of his hands that have been single for more than 20 years, not to mention how much money he can grab, it won't be impossible to think of any of them.

Dragon King of the West Sea: A little merit, you are too picky.

Fairy Chang'e: Alas, people didn't grab anything.

Marshal Tianpeng: Sister Chang'e, Xiao'e, come, my brother will send you a private bag.

Monkey King: Old man, you don't want your alchemy furnace anymore.

......

It's another distraction.

Qin Qing looked at the "collection details", which were basically merits, he frowned, could it be that WeChat exchanged cash for some bullshit merit in order to save costs.

Jade Emperor: Don't worry, don't worry, I'll send you a red envelope.

Land Lord: I'm ready.

Broom Star: I can.

Dragon King of the West Sea: This time I'm definitely the king of luck, stable.

Erlang God: I robbed it with the Roaring Sky Dog, so I don't believe I can't rob you.

Howling Dog: Woohoo!

Qin Qing is embarrassed, are there some neuropaths in this group?

[Ding Dong, the Jade Emperor sent a red envelope]

Qin Qing raised his hand and clicked it at once, and the whole action was done in one go.

[Congratulations, you grabbed Taishang Laojun's Pure Heart Pill × 2]

"Bah, WeChat is too bad. I, Qin Ye, will also be rare with your broken props? Could it be that I can still play with the scum Hui and play with the blue moon? ”

[System prompt: Congratulations on opening the Qiankun bag]

[System prompt: Obtain Qingxin Pill ×2, whether to extract it]

Qin Qing smoothed his breath and ordered an extraction.

A slight faint light flashed, and a small medicine bottle in the shape of a gourd lay in the palm of Qin Qing's hand.

"This ...... Is this a real group of immortals?" Qin Qing gasped.

How did he find out and invite to this group, he swore he didn't know anything Taishang Laojun.

Qin Qing immediately pulled the cork on the small medicine bottle, and the faint fragrance immediately filled his nostrils, and he tried to pour out the contents of the bottle. After shaking it twice, only two pills were poured out.

He looked at the two pills that were transparent and exuded a strong medicinal fragrance, and swallowed his saliva.

Qin Qing immediately opened the Qiankun bag, and it was empty.

I flipped through the [Extracted] column, and the medicine bottle on it was gray, and the word extracted was marked in the lower corner.

After reading the introduction, it reads: Qingxin Pill, after taking it, it relaxes the muscles and invigorates the blood, and strengthens the body.

The key is that it is also written on the back that mortals and immortals can use it.

"Make a lot of money. Qin Qing stuffed the two pills into his mouth at once, picked up the water cup and poured it down.

Just for a moment, he felt the blood in his body rush to his brain, which made him dizzy.

Bursts of tingling pain spread to all parts of his body, causing him to break out in a cold sweat after a while, and the sweat on his back flowed, soaking his clothes.

It was dark in front of him, and Qin Qing fainted.