Chapter 62: Invincible pretending to be the king
"Don't say anything, come on, girl, let you experience my brother's fancy kissing method, close your eyes and enjoy it. ”
Many sons and brothers were already impatient to put their mouths in front of He Meixuan, she hurriedly stopped them with her hands, and shouted: "Why are you in such a hurry, no matter what, you have to wait until my boyfriend plays this game, right?"
"Damn, the ending is so obvious, do you still need it?"
"That's it, isn't it obvious, why waste everyone's time, our time is very precious. ”
Some people are really impatient to wait, but when she says this, they have to endure it again, after all, she is indeed right, even if the ending has been decided, it will be said that after the pretending to be finished.
Then these people hurriedly urged Chen Yufeng: "Boy, hurry up and fight, what are you still posting, are you dumbfounded, right? Do you really think that the title of the Osney Ball God is fake?"
"I'll tell you silly fork, it's useless to regret it now, don't delay everyone's time to enjoy the benefits, hurry up. ”
"Boy, I see that you can give up now, how about a few brothers who can make up a few million to reward you?"
Chen Yufeng swept over these people indifferently, his face was still that light and breezy look, he walked over and picked up a billiard cue casually, and when he saw him holding a rod, He Meixuan immediately leaned into his ear and whispered:
"Hey, apprentice Xiaofeng, don't make trouble, keep a low profile, just scare them away. ”
"Well, don't worry, I'll keep a low profile. Chen Yufeng replied softly.
Lyutling was speechless when she looked at it from the side, beating people in front of me, ignoring the existence of this police flower?
She also immediately stepped forward, glared at Chen Yufeng, and said angrily: "What are you doing, don't leave quickly, don't do anything." ”
"The ball isn't over yet, let me finish this first." ”
Of course, Chen Yufeng wants to finish this shot and pretend to be forced to earn reward points and tickets.
"What else is there to play, isn't there a shame on yourself for your skills? I think you're a troublemaker. Liutrin glanced at him angrily, what kind of ball skills do you not know others, can this police flower still not know?
It's okay to play with us, what are you fighting in front of so many people now, it's just a shame.
"Uh..."
Chen Yufeng smiled indifferently, and then didn't say anything more to her, and immediately looked at the crowd at the scene and shouted at them: "I think it's too slow, it's as slow as a turtle crawling, what kind of play is this?"
"What do you mean?"
These sons and uncles didn't understand what he was talking about, and some billiards enthusiasts yelled at him on the spot: "Hey, boy, what do you mean? How can you play billiards without playing one stroke at a time?"
"Damn, this guy is going to pretend to be forced to the end? You want to run for the king of the year!"
Who doesn't know that snooker is playing a red ball first, then a colored ball, a red ball, and then a colored ball... It's all about how to play.
However, Chen Yufeng thought it was too slow, too annoying to play, and couldn't force the game, so he looked at these people and explained with a smile:
"What I mean is very simple, I want to clear one shot, and it's a one-shot, only one stroke, so does that count as my win?"
"Just one shot, one shot clearing? You mean to hit all 22 balls on the table in one hole?
"Well, yes, that's what it means. Chen Yufeng replied naturally and confidently.
"You... Why do you say that again?"
Everyone present still couldn't believe it, and they pricked up their ears and stared at him with wide eyes, suspecting that they had heard it wrong.
"What's the matter? I want to clear it with one shot, can't I?"
Chen Yufeng looked at them with a confident smile on his face and gave an affirmative answer, as if he was saying something very simple and easy to do.
it!
Nima, this guy is really ready to pretend to be forced to the end, can you tease a little more?
I can't wait to kill this thing with a knife!
After hearing Chen Yufeng's affirmative answer, there was no doubt that everyone present had regarded him as a complete teaser.
Zeroing in one shot?
It's not the kind that hits the tail in one shot, the kind of clearing the table that hits the tail in one shot can be done by many masters, Osney was like this just now, this is not difficult for him, he can do it if he plays well.
However, at this time, this guy said that he only swinged one shot and hit all the balls on the table into the hole at once, what is this concept?
This situation can be said to have never happened in the history of snooker, no matter how good the ball skills are, no matter how good the luck is, it is impossible to score five or six goals at a time.
This guy said that he only swung one shot and cleared one shot, so he said this kind of pretending to be forced to say such a serious thing.
Isn't this teasing, but what is it?
In the face of these people's various contempt and wild sprays, Chen Yufeng didn't care at all, and still had a calm and confident expression: "I'll just ask you, does I win with one shot?"
"Labor and management really can't stand it, your sister really comes with her mouth open, are you a tease to eat forced food to grow up?
"Is this psychiatric hospital coming out? Listening to you say a word again is an insult to my ears. ”
There is no doubt that Chen Yufeng's words were regarded by them as a serious pretend, someone had already thrown insoles at him, and even a few beauties who were playing with him couldn't look at it, so they took off their covers and threw them at him on the spot.
"I'll go, what the hell is this Xiaofeng apprentice doing. ”
He Meixuan and Liu Terling now have 10,000 grass and mud horses roaring in their hearts, following the gods and super rookies, they now have a nickname for Chen Yufeng, invincible and pretending to be a man.
Do you really want to play with your skills?
What are you pretending to be, this time it's pretending to be big.
He Meixuan kept making eye contact with Chen Yufeng on the side, but was ignored by the latter.
Chen Yufeng didn't bother to pay attention to these people, just walked up to Osney indifferently and asked with a smile: "Master, then may I ask, just like I just said, I only swing one stroke, one shot clears, does it count me as winning?"
"Hmph, it's terrible to be arrogant and ignorant. ”
Osney sneered disdainfully, stared at Chen Yufeng and reprimanded sharply: "Could it be that you Chinese people are so fond of bragging? ”
"Not necessarily. Chen Yufeng smiled confidently.
"Hmph, unashamed boy, why don't you fire the rod yet? I think you're afraid of slapping yourself in the face. ”
Osney has also been waiting for a long time, and he now even thinks that playing with this kind of person is an insult to himself, swinging a rod and clearing it with one shot?
Joke, what a joke.
Chinese people just love to brag, is this possible?
"Huh. ”
Chen Yufeng smiled and said casually: "What's the hurry, you used it for almost half an hour, how long has it been since I, to deal with garbage like you, just give me a few seconds." ”
"What? you..."
Osney's chest was tight, he was so angry that he vomited blood, and now he can't wait to slap this thing to death, and everyone at the scene also has the urge to beat Chen Yufeng to death, a few seconds is enough?
You think you're a god!