Chapter 27 [Slut Divine Might, Indestructible]

After waiting for nearly half an hour, Xu Fan almost smoked angrily, what kind of fame these people are doing, and no one can bring it back for half a day.

But he hadn't finished scolding, and finally, a figure came in the distance, and at this moment, his eyes lit up, and Xu Fan hurriedly sat upright.

So, under the twitching eyelids of the surrounding people, a tall and strong sword guard supported a pale old man with a smile on his face.

The atmosphere was eerie.......

In the end, the old man walked over, trembling on both legs, Xu Fan signaled to the left, and the Xiu Dao Guard went out to be busy again, while he smiled and looked at the trembling old man in front of him:

"Old man, do you want to tell fortunes? Not only fortune telling, I weigh here, side measurements, constellations, talk about gossip, touch bones and face all proficient, since you are the first customer to come to the door, how about free you a friendship price. ”

With the fall of his flowers, a voice suddenly sounded in his head

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After a long absence, his eyes couldn't help but burn, sure enough, this method worked, but the little old man was so frightened that he wanted to kneel when he heard his words, but the Xiu Daowei next to him pulled him: "Little prince, you can torture the grass people, the grass people can't afford it." ”

I just went to the street to buy a grocery, and suddenly was carried by a strong man and ran, and only let go of him after running for a distance, the strong man said viciously that I would be honest later, and if I cut off Lao Tzu's financial road, Lao Tzu will break your life, poor He nodded in fright, and was finally brought here.

Looking at it head-on, the forehead drop child, isn't this the famous villain of Xu Wangcheng, the little prince, is even more cold, holding the beads in his hand tightly and trembling, wife, I'm afraid I won't be able to go back today, you can find an old man to follow.

"Or, tell your fortune. ”

Xu Fan winked at him, the old man wanted to cry without tears, so he could only nod and said hesitantly: "That, that, the grass people want to know, what did the little prince eat yesterday, little ...... Can the little prince figure it out?"

As soon as the words fell, everyone's faces were full of black lines, this old man is a ghost, the little prince can calculate it even with his feet, but he was silent for a while, and the corners of Xu Fan's mouth raised:

"Old man, I don't want to tell fortunes, why don't you wrestle with me? ”

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There was an instant silence.

The old man was about to cry in fright, and the Xiu Daowei who came back from all around felt a twitch in his heart, but the peach blossoms behind him couldn't help but laugh, and the white juvenile fish couldn't help laughing, and in the end, Xu Fan leaned in front of him with a smile:

"Old man, do you think I'm handsome? ”

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Stunned, the old man hurriedly gave a thumbs up: "Handsome! Little Wangye Zhennai is the dragon and phoenix among the people! Caomin is the first time in his life to see a person with both ability and political integrity like Xiao Wangye, and the whole Xu Wangcheng is none other than the little prince, you are the most handsome!"

"Okay, answer me a few questions, and you're good to go. ”

"Ah...... That one..... Grass people listen to ......"

"First question, please list the socialist values with Chinese characteristics. ”

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The old man froze in place.

"Why?

"Little Prince..... This ......"

Not only him, but also Bai Juvenile and Peach Blossom were stunned.

What's the feature?

Xu Fan sighed: "At first glance, it is that I do not listen carefully in class, but the second question is that in the course of China's socialist modernization with special characteristics, we should thoroughly implement and implement the important thinking of the "three represents." ”

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Old man: "........"

Peach Blossom: "........"

Xiudaowei: "........."

They looked at him like aliens, in fact, this thing was really an alien, after a pause, Xu Fan waved his hand depressedly, accumulating forty cheap energy, and it was okay: "Okay, give him one or two ingots of silver, let him go." ”

"Old man, please come here. ”

Next to him, Xiu Daowei took the stunned old man over, and at this time, another Xiu Daowei "smiled" and pulled a man over, seeing this battle, the man was also pale with fright, but at this time, Xu Fan suddenly stood up and stared at him expressionlessly.

The atmosphere is extraordinarily solid......

In a stupe, the man hurriedly knelt down:

"The grass people knock to see the little prince!"

Xu Fan was expressionless: "Stand up." ”

Hearing this, the man was stunned, and hurriedly got up on the ground, and suddenly saw that the little prince had walked in front of him, with his hands behind his back, and his eyes fluctuated calmly:

"Odd and even don't change. ”

The man was stunned: "....... Huh......?"

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Xu Fan's eyes narrowed: "The bright moonlight in front of the window." ”

Man: "............"

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"Please memorize the chemistry formula of the third year of junior high school, what is F float equal. ”

"Little prince, please spare the grass people......."

He was so frightened that he almost cried.

"Okay, raise your right fist, put it in your ear, and swear aloud to me. ”

Wanting to cry without tears, the man hurriedly clenched his fist and put it on the edge of his ear, trembling at the little prince The same, Xu Fan suddenly yelled: "I volunteer to join the Communist Party of China!"

There was an instant silence.

Trembling, the man trembled and said:

"I ..... I volunteer...... Join the Chinese ..... Communist Party ......."

"Support the party's program and abide by the party's constitution!!"

"Champion..... Support the party's program, abide by .... Abide by the party's constitution ....."

"Implement the party's decisions, be loyal to the party, work actively, fight for communism for life, be ready to sacrifice everything for the party and the people, and never betray the party!!"

"Execution..... Implement the party's decisions...... Loyalty to the Party..... Aggressive.... Active work...... For.... Fight for communism..... Lifelong and ready to ...... For the Party and the People..... Sacrifice.... Sacrifice everything...... Never betray the party. ”

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Feeling this prompt, Xu Fan was very satisfied:

"Yes, go to the side and get the ingots, the next one. ”

The words fell, and the sluggish woman behind was pushed forward.

"What's wrong with you?"

Hearing this, the woman was stunned......

No, isn't it fortune telling?

"What's wrong with you. Xu Fan squinted, looking at the vicious scene around him, how could a woman endure it, her legs trembled with fright, paused, and finally said: "Little prince, I, my baby is always coughing, and it doesn't get better if it is cold, I want to ask, what should I do." ”

"It's always bad for children to cough, most of them are pretended, just hit once, the next one. ”

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The woman was taken to the side to receive the money, and the man behind came up, and with the experience of the previous car, he could be regarded as smart, and immediately clenched his fists and bent over and said:

"Little prince, the grass people have something ....."

"Memorize the periodic table. ”

"Ah......?"

"Next. ”

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"Brain teaser, the hunter kills the fox, why did the hunter die. ”

The woman was confused: "For ..... Why ......."

"Because it's a reflex arc, next. ”

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"It's the New Year, your pig or donkey, which one to kill first. ”

"First..... Kill the pig first......"

"Well, that's what the donkey thinks, too. ”

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"Then kill the donkey first.......

"Well, that's what the pig thinks too, next. ”

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