Hahaha!

The big men laughed heartily and looked at the eyes of the steel jump, as if they were looking at a monkey in a circus.

"This kid is so obedient, he has no temper at all. ”

"This is a fool, as well-behaved as a dog. ”

"That's fun, let him kneel on the night pot tomorrow. ”

"Good performance, put down the night pot to rest, the new little Gazi understands the rules, go over to the night pot. Scarface waved his hand proudly and gave the order arrogantly.

put down the night pot, walked in front of Duan Lang, walked around Duan Lang three times, and said in shock: "You are Duan Lang, we are junior high school classmates, don't remember me, I am Xiaogang, I still copied your papers for the junior high school graduation exam." ”

"Wu Xiaogang!" Duan Lang couldn't cry or laugh, patted's broad shoulder, and teased: "Brother has completely convinced you, your endurance is too strong, you are such a big man, they bully people, why don't you fight back." ”

Steel shook his head and said bitterly: "I came in from a fight, I don't want to cause trouble, keep a low profile." ”

Duan Lang smiled: "You are still low-key, your singing can spread throughout the building." ”

The big men who picked their feet looked at the two, and the scarface pointed at Duan Lang, and said majestically: "The new boy, I can't understand people's words, I used to squat on the night pot until tomorrow morning." ”

Duan Lang's eyes flashed with coldness, his face became gloomy, and he said coldly: "Who didn't tighten the belt of his pants and exposed such an ugly thing of yours." ”

"Little cub, dare to scold Lao Tzu for being a hanger, you are looking for death!" Scarface was furious, and the scar on his cheeks squirmed, like a crawling blood-colored centipede, looking very disgusting.

"You said it yourself, I didn't say you were a hanger. Duan Lang said with a smile.

"Damn it, teach this kid a lesson, teach him how to behave!" Scarface waved his hand.

The four big men pounced on Duan Lang with great momentum, punched and kicked their legs to attack, and the hitting parts were all critical, and the attack was fast and black, obviously an old fritter who often fought.

"Get out!" Duan Lang was already holding back a fire, his fists were as fast as the wind, and he rushed towards the four of them.

Hack La Para!

The fists collided continuously, and the four big men couldn't hold on, and fell to the ground back and forth, Duan Lang was unharmed.

"It's kind of interesting!" Scarface pouted, waved his hands forward, and roared, "Go up together, and beat me to death." ”

A group of big men who picked their feet jumped off the tightrope bed, mighty and domineering, and screamed and swarmed.

"Who dares to touch my brother?"

There was a thunder in the trumpet, the steel jumped up to the sky and roared, the tiger went down the mountain and entered the crowd, crashing into the big man in front of him, the big fist was like an oil hammer, punching and kicking fiercely.

The big men couldn't parry, they were beaten and rolled all over the ground, holding their heads and running around, wailing, and looking very miserable.

"A bunch of waste!" Scar Man stood up, clenched his fists fiercely, and said gloomily: "The rivers and lakes have the laws of the rivers and lakes, the society has the social order, and the trumpet has the rules of the trumpet. ”

"Lao Tzu Scar debuted at the age of thirteen, a bone-chopping axe shocked Erdao Street, and he sat on the ground and looked for teeth, and killed the mountain hammer and hugged the head of the rat!

Long Sihai has to nod when he sees me, you two are gods, go to Lao Tzu's territory to spread wild!"

"Who is Long Sihai?" said Steel, blinking his eyes and curious.

"Hahaha, Master Long doesn't know, and he dares to be so arrogant. Scarface looked up to the sky and laughed, and said jokingly: "Saibei Land, the king of the underground world, who doesn't know... Haha!"

"Die!" Duan Lang kicked the night pot next to him, spinning and smashing at Scarface.

Click!

The night pot was slapped on Scar's forehead, and the dirty water was spilled on his face, and the smell was as bad as it was, and it was so stinky that it stinked.

The wild laughter came to an abrupt end, Scarface's smile froze on his face, dirty water running down his cheeks and into his gaping mouth.

"Gah!" Scar's face was like an earthy color, like a wild boar with an arrow, and he rushed to the urinal, hugged the urinal and began to vomit, vomiting so much that even the bile came out.

After finding a clean bed and sitting down, Duan Lang snorted and joked:

"The little minion can really pretend to be forced, and he also has a bone chopping axe to shock Erdao Street, don't think I don't know, Erdao Street is a farmers' market, aren't you just a butcher who sells pork, you know Long Ye, Long Ye doesn't know you, and when he sees you, he nods, and the cow makes you blow to the sky." ”

Gang jumped to the edge of the bed, lit a cigarette and took a deep breath, and said with a smile: "Haha, Brother Lang is really bitten, the pot has smoothed the scar overnight!"

Duan Lang teased: "There are no generals and handsomes in the number, only strength, the fist is the big brother, Long Sihai has entered the number, I dare to beat him!"

gave a thumbs up and praised: "I don't accept it, my uncle obeys you!"

"Get out!" Duan Lang lay on the bed and said curiously: "Xiao Gang, why did you change your name to Gang Jump, and you are still so good at fighting?"

The steel jumping urn said angrily: "After graduating from junior high school, I went to Xiaolin Temple to apprentice, but I didn't expect to get lost, entered a nameless small temple, met my master, and gave me the Dharma name, so that I have to work hard to turn my fate and recast the golden body of the Buddha, and I can't let go of a steel jump." ”

"Poof!" Duan Lang couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Don't laugh, I have a little junior sister, her law name is Steel Egg, she looks so old and beautiful, how about introducing it to you?"

"Enough brother, there are beautiful women who still think about me, does your junior sister have hair?" Duan Lang said weakly.

"No, how else can you call it a steel egg!"

"Fool me, your junior sister is a little nun, tease me!" Duan Lang was full of black lines, depressed.

Hahaha!

There was a burst of laughter from the trumpet, and the big men bared their teeth and struggled to get up from the ground, laughing more ugly than crying.

"Little fairy, is there any food and drink in the system, I'm about to starve to death!" Duan Lang thought silently in his heart.

"Ding Dong! The system prompts that the pretending mall is bound to the world's largest Lefu supermarket, and the host can use money and pretending value to buy items freely!"

"Little fairy, I love you to death!" Duan Lang said in his heart.

"Ding! host teasing system elf, deducting 100 points of pretending value, and accumulating 1900 points of pretending value!"

"I'll go!" Duan Lang was helpless.

From the pretending mall, he casually bought roast chicken and duck and a beer, Duan Lang pretended to take it out of his arms, put it on the table, and said with a smile: "In the future, I will mix with Brother Lang, take you to eat and drink spicy food, and take you to fly with a pen." ”

tore off the duck leg, gnawed hard, and said with a sincere smile: "Haha, I'm just messing with you, you don't need to take me to load the pen, just bring me the big sword." ”

"I'll go!" Duan Lang's feet slipped, almost falling to the ground, and said with a wicked smile: "Aren't you a monk, you eat meat and drink wine, and you still want a big sword, you kid has unlimited potential." ”

Gang said with a smile: "Master I said, my sect is the Broken Love Sect, everything follows the way of nature, as long as you turn into a relationship, it's okay to get married and have monkeys." ”

"The cow is broken!" Duan Lang is also drunk, this Broken Love Sect is very urine, it can't be an evil sect.