Chapter 92: Qin Yu goes to class
Feng Mingguang made another call to Ma Siyuan, summoned Wu Jia, Han Xiaohu, Wu Feifei and others to the office, and even contacted Li Xinyuan.
Li Xinyuan originally disdained to be in the company of Feng Mingguang and others, but as soon as he heard that he was going to establish an anti-Qin alliance, he hesitated and came.
Half an hour later, everyone was there!
Li Xinyuan felt a little unhappy when he saw Ma Siyuan, and Ma Siyuan's eyes were also full of war, but now was not the time to care about these.
"That, Mr. Xiaofeng, you go to the supermarket to get some water and snacks for everyone, and the money will be given to you when you come back!"
Of course, Feng Mingguang would not let Teacher Xiaofeng participate in this kind of occasion, so many people had a meeting, so why should they be entertained, so Feng Mingguang arranged for Teacher Xiaofeng to go to the supermarket again.
Nyima!
Mr. Komine went out angrily.
Angry, but he can't help it, anyway, he remembers Feng Mingguang's account when he buys things now, and he can run errands at most.
As soon as Teacher Xiaofeng left, Feng Mingguang glanced at the people present: "It's almost everyone, now we have an emergency meeting, it's about Qin Yu." I think everyone knows that Qin Yu, a slut, is a bully and has done a lot of things to you, but he is so strong that we can't fight alone, so I propose to set up an anti-Qin alliance!
Li Xinyuan immediately asked, "Then after the establishment of the Anti-Qin Alliance, how does Teacher Feng plan to deal with Qin Yu?"
"Let's collect Qin Yu's relevant information first, and then think of countermeasures according to the actual situation, although Qin Yu is superb, he is just a student, and his thinking and knowledge are limited, there are so many of us, as long as we use a little brain, Qin Yu is not at our discretion?"
"Then did Mr. Feng come up with any good solutions?"
"I think it's better for us to identify the commander of this alliance first, and then specify everyone's mission. Feng Mingguang said and glanced at Teacher Wang.
Teacher Wang immediately understood: "Since the proposal for this anti-Qin alliance was proposed by Teacher Feng first, then you should be the commander of this alliance, what do you think?"
Wu Feifei immediately said: "I agree with Teacher Wang's opinion, Teacher Feng has a flexible mind and a careful mind, and is most suitable to be the commander of the Anti-Qin Alliance." "Wu Feifei, as a girl, doesn't know martial arts, it doesn't matter who is the leader of the alliance, as long as she can deal with Qin Yu.
Feng Mingguang said to himself: "I'm a commander, and I don't know kung fu, isn't this good!"
Ma Siyuan also agreed: "Cousin, don't shirk, you have said it, we are not Qin Yu's opponents in terms of force, we can only outwit, you are a teacher, and we are not as good as you in terms of resourcefulness, so I and Assistant Teacher Lin have no opinion." I don't know what Brother Li thinks?"
Brother Li naturally refers to Li Xinyuan.
Li Xinyuan was originally very disdainful of Feng Mingguang, even if the position of commander was not his own, it would not be Feng Mingguang's turn! The candidate in his mind was Assistant Teacher Lin, but the other people had no opinion on Assistant Teacher Lin, what else could he say?
Li Xinyuan glanced at Feng Mingguang, and had no choice but to nod and agree: "Teacher Feng is the commander, I have no opinion!"
Feng Mingguang said excitedly: "Since this is the case, I will be disrespectful, now I announce that the Anti-Qin Alliance was born! Now we will study the way to deal with Qin Yu!"
Qin Yu didn't know that Feng Mingguang had set up an anti-Qin alliance to deal with him, and he would be teaching the students!
The reason was that as soon as Teacher Wang left, a classmate asked Qin Yu: "Brother Yu, now that Teacher Wang is gone, who will teach us! I still want to learn the Sun Chinese well and go to the Sun Country to develop in the future! I heard that the girls there are all beautiful and enchanting!"
Another male classmate stood up and said: "Brother Yu, there are many female students from the Sun Country in our school, the most famous of which is the fifth flower of our school, Qiandao Fangfei, who is beautiful and rich, and is the object of admiration of many classmates. But I didn't learn Sun Chinese to chase her, I know I don't deserve her, but there are many other Sun Country female classmates around her, I chase one casually, and I will be a door-to-door son-in-law in the future, and I will not worry about eating and drinking for the rest of my life!"
"Wow!
"It's really stinky and shameless!" more than a dozen female students in the class scolded one after another, and the class immediately made a fuss.
"Be quiet!"
Qin Yu roared, and everyone immediately quieted down.
Qin Yu walked to the front podium, glanced at the whole class, and said loudly, "How many students are learning Sun Chinese to pick up girls!" Raise your hand and let me take a look!"
Most of the boys raised their hands, even Wang Qiang raised his hands.
Except for Yang Zihan and Han Xiao, the other girls were not good, they thought they were high and very popular with the boys in the class, but they found that most of the male classmates actually liked the girls of the Sun Country, and they were really blind.
At this time, Xiaohua suddenly ran to Wang Qiang's side, grabbed Wang Qiang's ears and twisted 180, and shouted: "You bastard, if you dare to hook up with the slut of the Sun Country behind my back, I will pinch your balls!"
Xiaohua is so fierce that she wants to pinch Wang Qiang's balls.
"Xiaohua, I don't dare, let go!" Wang Qiang grinned in pain, and hurriedly begged for mercy, until his tears came out, Xiaohua let go of his hand angrily.
Xiaohua looked at Qin Yu on the podium, and smiled, "Brother Yu, I'm sorry, I couldn't hold back for a while, you continue, continue!!"
Everyone looked at Wang Qiang's miserable appearance, and suddenly felt that the crotch of his pants was cold, this fat girl was about to pinch the eggs at every turn, it was too violent, right?
"Okay, students, forget the little episode just now, in fact, if you don't learn Sun Chinese, you can also find a girlfriend This class will be temporarily changed to an intercourse class, I will teach you a little skills for making friends with girls." If you don't understand anything, you can ask me!"
As soon as they heard that Qin Yu was going to give a lesson to everyone, the students also became interested and wanted to see what kind of moths Qin Yu could make.
Qin Yu knocked on the podium again and said, "It's best for everyone to take out a pen and make a note, in case I have any important speeches that need to be remembered." ”
Everyone was helpless, so they took out their pens one after another, and made important speeches, phew.
A classmate stood up and asked, "Brother Yu, I want to ask a question, what should I do if I am walking on the street and I suddenly see a woman I like?"
Qin Yu was searching for answers, when he was in the mountains, the old man did not teach him much about the skills of this kind of pickling girls.
Qin Yu thought for a while and said: "First of all, you have to calm down and judge the situation, first, if that girl is very beautiful, but her private life is chaotic and has been passed by many people, you can ignore it; second, if the other party is a very serious girl although she is right and wrong, you have to approach her and solve her needs! Third, if she is a beauty, she is still a virgin, you have to find a way to soak her in your hands!"
"Wow!" the whole class wowed, and looked at Qin Yu with a look of adoration.
The boy immediately wrote down what Qin Yu said, and then asked, "Brother Yu, how should I talk to her?"
Qin Yu said: "There are many ways to pick up a conversation! I'll talk about a few of the simplest, class slings should pay attention to note-taking, this is related to your life's sexual happiness!"
The classmates opened their notebooks in a loud noise, ready to start taking notes.