Chapter 6: Dentifiers I
37、38、39......
Liu Huajia was lying on the sofa in the bedroom, staring blankly at the ceiling with chandeliers, silently muttering something.
The ceiling is made of plasterboard and is inlaid with botanical patterns around the perimeter.
Further inward, a few small holes were cleverly dug out, and there were a few small crystal lamps in the shape of sunflowers.
In the middle, a three-dimensional space is made, and a large Western-style chandelier is firmly occupied there.
Today, the chandelier is turned off, with many candle-shaped bulbs facing upwards, like African women with jugs of water on their heads.
Liu Jiahua recently noticed that when he began to count the candle lamps, the chandelier seemed to be spinning slowly.
Liu Jiahua thought he was dazzled at first, but after many experiments, he was finally convinced that there was something wrong with his nerves.
Liu Jiahua's illness began at a company dinner party a month ago.
That night, Liu Jiahua remembers very well that in the Sunrise Hotel, a well-known local hotel, the company held a drinking party to celebrate the completion of a project, and Liu Jiahua's table was full of drinks.
Everyone first killed six catties of liquor, then dried eight bottles of imported red wine, and finally, three boxes of beer, after half of the people at a table fell, Liu Jiahua and a few colleagues staggered to the bathroom with a red face and a few colleagues.
A colleague stood in the urinal and peed while sticking his tongue and saying, "We're going to fight three hundred more when we go back...... Wow!"
Before he could finish speaking, he leaned his hands on the water pipe of the urinal, and a torrent gushed out of his mouth towards the urinal.
Suddenly, the gastric juice broke down, and the sour smell of food mixed with the mellow smell of alcohol formed a strong, indescribably pungent taste, which violently impacted the olfactory cells of everyone present.
Finally, Liu Jiahua couldn't help it, he only felt that his stomach was overturned, his stomach contracted for a while, and his mouth was immediately filled with fluid substances that came back from his stomach.
However, he still relied on strong perseverance, insisted on holding the fluid in his mouth, smiling, swaying to open a squatting position with no one, and turned around very gentlemanly to close the door, while not forgetting to give a knowing smile to his colleagues outside.
Of course, at this time, none of his colleagues were afraid that they were in the mood to watch his performance.
Despite this, Liu Jiahua still performed without any chaos, after closing the door, he was busy turning around and spitting in the squatting pit, but, at this time, he had insisted to the limit, and the fluid in his mouth spewed out without a fight, and with his turning movement, a beautiful arc was drawn in this narrow space, and when his mouth was facing the squatting pit, this outbreak was just over.
However, in this relatively isolated space, Liu Jiahua no longer had any scruples, he squatted down, and under the churning of his stomach, he vomited wildly at the squatting pit.
After a painful and comfortable treatment, Liu Jiahua felt much better, he pushed open the door and walked out pretending to be very calm.
Outside, the colleagues have already left, but this is exactly what he wants, Liu Jiahua came to the washbasin and quickly washed his face, and at the same time checked whether there were any stains on his clothes, and after doing all this, he suddenly made a grimace in the mirror, and then walked out with a smile.
However, at the moment when Liu Jiahua stepped out of the bathroom, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, and he walked quickly to the private room where the party had just gathered, only to find that the waiter of the hotel was already cleaning up the table.
Liu Jiahua touched his head, which was still a little dizzy, and thought to himself: It's really not righteous enough, and he won't say hello when he leaves.
There was no way, Liu Jiahua took a taxi and returned home, and fell asleep under his wife's roar.
The next day, when Liu Jiahua, who had a splitting headache, appeared in the office, a colleague immediately came over and said to him admiringly: "Brother Liu, I really can't see it, the amount of alcohol is good!"
Liu Jiahua played haha, came to his table, picked up the cup, went to the water dispenser, took the water, came back and made it, and took a sip.
Colleagues still followed Liu Jiahua unrelentingly.
"Brother Liu, I really can't see it, last night, after Li Wei came back from Gong, you overwhelmed the crowd, drank two bottles of liquor alone, and when you walked back, you spoke clearly, your face was not red, and your body was not shaken. ”
"Hehe! Li Wei ......"
Liu Jiahua just wanted to express his heroism and talent, and suddenly he realized that something was wrong in his colleague's words.
'Why did I come back after going to the toilet and drank two bottles of liquor, and when I left, I still spoke clearly, and drank two more glasses, and I was afraid that I would climb under the table at that time!
It's not right, it seems that everyone left after Li Wei came out of the toilet!'
Liu Jiahua desperately sorted out some chaotic thoughts and recalled vigorously, but he didn't remember that he drank two more bottles of liquor last night.
He looked up at the colleague in front of him suspiciously, and the colleague's sincere face didn't look like he was lying, but even if Liu Jiahua wanted to break his head, he couldn't remember what his colleague said.
However, Liu Jiahua's embarrassment was not seen by his colleagues, they just thought he was embarrassed, so everyone praised it again and went their separate ways.
In the days that followed, surprises continued to harass Liu Jiahua, and a few days after the drinking incident passed, on a morning, Liu Jiahua sneaked out to deal with a private matter without telling the company's supervisor.
In the afternoon, as soon as he got to work, Liu Jiahua was called to the office by the company's boss.
He thinks that a colleague must have betrayed him, and the supervisor has stabbed this trivial matter to the boss.
On the way to meet the boss, Liu Jiahua greeted the eighteenth generation of his colleagues several times, and by the way, he also took the supervisor with him.
Just after Liu Jiahua mobilized his sufficient mental capacity and knocked on the door of the boss's office, the development of things took a 180-degree turn as he thought.
The boss held a thick document in his hand, praised Liu Jiahua, saying that such a difficult project was completed by himself, and after communicating with the customer, the customer initially felt very satisfied and almost did not need to be modified.
At that moment, Liu Jiahua was completely stunned, he really didn't know what was going on.
If the last drinking incident can barely have something to do with the fact that I drank too much and broke the film, but this time, there is really no way to find a reason for myself to fool myself.
However, good things often can't be refused, although Liu Jiahua has thousands of doubts in his heart, but he accepted this flying cake almost without any mental struggle.
Afterwards, Liu Jiahua inquired around the corner, and it turned out that when he had something to sneak out, someone saw that he was holding the thick stack of project plans and handing them over to the boss's assistant.
In the following days, one surprise after another, Liu Jiahua often deliberately sneaked out of the class since the project plan incident, but he did not go far, but wandered around the company, trying to catch the person who was pretending to be himself and ask what was going on.
However, Liu Jiahua got nothing, but during this period, the company commended and rewarded him for completing a difficult project that had dragged on for a long time.
Soon, Liu Jiahua was promoted to the leader of his project team.
With these good things flying in, Liu Jiahua transitioned from excitement to calm at the beginning, and soon transitioned to worry and worry.
Because, suddenly, one day, the child happily said to his wife that the teacher praised his father, saying that his father had performed very well at the last parent-teacher meeting, and that he was driving a Mercedes-Benz car to school.
Liu Jiahua was so confused about his wife's question about the Mercedes-Benz car, but the problem is that he didn't attend the last parent-teacher meeting of the child at all, so the question is, who is pretending to be himself.
Liu Jiahua realized the seriousness of the problem for the first time, because this person who pretended to be himself had infiltrated his family.
However, no matter how closely Liu Jiahua searched for the person who pretended to be him, he was looking for a needle in a haystack and found nothing.
Liu Jiahua has insomnia, he thinks that he has a neuropathy, there is no one who pretends to be himself, everything is done by himself, because, he has seen a movie, the protagonist in it is a schizophrenic, a person can play the role of several people, and each role is played vividly.
However, Liu Jiahua did not go to the doctor, because he was afraid that once others knew that he was mentally ill, he would lose everything he had now.
He looked up a lot of information about schizophrenia on the Internet, and the more he checked, the more he felt that his performance matched the symptoms he found.
However, the more he knew, the more scared he became, and the more afraid he was to go to the hospital, until one day, in a psychiatric forum, someone said that if a person has schizophrenia, when counting some things that form a circle, he will see the number of things turning.
Liu Jiahua searched at home for a long time, and finally found that the chandelier in the living room was a circle composed of many small round lights.
So, when he was alone at home, Liu Jiahua lay on the sofa, looked up at the chandelier above his head, and slowly counted.
Sure enough, when he counted to his twenties, a scene that Liu Jiahua didn't want to see happened.
The chandelier began to turn slowly.
In the next few days, Liu Jiahua deliberately asked the child to count the chandelier according to his method, but the child did not see what Liu Jiahua saw.
This made him completely desperate, Liu Jiahua no longer lived as comfortably as before, he lived in panic every day, every time there was a good thing in his favor, his panic deepened a little bit, until one day, he saw someone on a forum that someone named Qiao Shan was a local person, saying that this person had some more evil skills.
So, with the attitude of a dead horse as a live horse doctor, Liu Jiahua decided to go to Qiao Shan.
It was another comfortable day, there was no major problem with the equipment in the factory today, and at the end of work, Li Wei walked out of the factory gate with the flow of people.
Recently, Li Wei has been in a particularly good mood, and his director doesn't know what happened, so he doesn't care about his own affairs.
Today, Li Wei's mood is even better, the new motorcycle he bought with all his heart has finally arrived, Li Wei took a colleague's hitchhiker, and soon went to ride the motorcycle back.
The new paint shines intoxicatingly in the afterglow of the setting sun, and the engine sings a pleasant song all the way to carry Li Wei forward.
With a brand-new black samurai helmet on his head, Li Wei felt much more handsome than usual.
Li Wei decided to go through the city to find Qiao Shan, let him admire Li Wei's motorcycle, although Qiao Shan drove a four-wheeled motorcycle, but Li Wei still thought that happy events should be shared by friends.
After entering the city, Li Wei slowed down, because the new car was not listed, so Li Wei drove extra carefully.
The traffic police here don't pay much attention to motorcycles on weekdays, as long as they don't drive too arrogantly, the traffic police uncles generally don't pay attention to Li Wei.
At the gate of a university, Li Wei deliberately pulled up the helmet cover to slow down the motorcycle again, and Li Wei's eyes began to sweep dishonestly on both sides.
This is a medical university, there are more female students, and now it is the end of the university school, and the students come out in groups, of course, there are beautiful men and women during the period.
Of course, the pretty man Li Wei is not interested, and Li Wei's attention is all on the beauties.
It's early autumn, and the beauties' refreshing summer clothes haven't been changed yet, and the bumpy curves and long legs are very exciting.
Just when Li Wei was immersed in infinite associations, suddenly, Li Wei heard a female voice screaming in front of him.
Li Wei subconsciously used his hands and feet together, and the handbrake and foot brake were used together, and the motorcycle stopped violently in a harsh sound of tires rubbing the ground.
"How to drive the car, fortunately it's a motorcycle, if it's a tank, you have to press over!"
After Li Wei stopped the motorcycle, he calmed down, and then he saw that less than a meter away in front of Li Wei's motorcycle, a chubby girl was standing there angrily, and it was obvious that the voice was made by her.
The girl's face was like a bun, her eyes and nose were almost squeezed together, and at this time, the bun-like face was looking at Li Wei angrily.
Because the brakes were too strong just now, Li Wei's helmet cover fell, and after Li Wei pulled the cover up, his heart suddenly sank, and Li Wei saw a long-haired girl wearing one-piece jeans sitting on the ground.
At this time, I saw that the girl was with her head down, rubbing her right foot and ankle vigorously with her hand.
When Li Wei saw this scene, he secretly complained in his heart, and scolded himself in his heart, why didn't he take a good look at the road just now, it's good, something happened to the newly bought car!
Li Wei hurriedly propped up the car with a big support, took off his helmet, walked quickly to the girl sitting on the ground, and squatted down.
"How...... How's that, ...... Does it matter?"
The first time he encountered such a thing, Li Wei was very nervous, so much so that his mouth began to be uncomfortable when he spoke.
"Nothing, just a twist of the foot. ”
The sound is soft, but it sounds good.
The girl raised her head as she spoke, and when she saw the girl's face, Li Wei felt as if her heart had moved significantly.
The girl's facial features are exquisite, her skin is as transparent as clotted cream, her eyebrows are thin and long, her eyelids are double, her eyes are bright, and her nose is high, which makes people fall in love at a glance.
Hearing the girl speak like this, Li Wei's heart was half relieved.
It turned out that it was not Li Wei who bumped into it, just when Li Wei was about to relax, the fat girl rushed over, opened her throat and said to Li Wei: "Why, if you hit someone, you want to run! Don't go, Li Wei will call the police now!"
As she said that, she picked up her mobile phone and was about to dial, but Li Wei's half-lowered heart immediately rose to her throat again.
"Yunyun, forget it, it didn't hit me, but it was scared, twisted yourself, don't rely on others. ”
The long-haired girl on the ground hurriedly stopped the fat girl, and at the same time, she helped the fat girl to stand up.
However, it was clear that her feet were twisted so badly that the long-haired girl's brows were tightened, and she seemed to have no strength.
Li Wei hurriedly grabbed one of the girl's arms and set her up with the fat girl, Wenwen's body was very light, her arms were silky smooth, and as Wenwen got up, a girl's unique body fragrance came to her nose, and Li Wei couldn't help but feel dizzy.
Li Wei still remembers very clearly, at that time, on an early autumn afternoon, the sunset was like rouge, and the evening breeze was like soft water.
"Wenwen, go to the hospital! You, don't run!"
The fat girl pushed Li Wei away and asked the long-haired girl with concern, almost a colleague, her face was raised at Li Wei, and her face turned into a book and shouted angrily.
"It doesn't matter, it really doesn't matter! We are all studying medicine, and we know very well whether we are injured or not. ”
Wenwen seemed to be in a hurry to argue, and at the same time, she pushed away the fat girl's hand and stood up with difficulty.
"Let's go to the hospital!"
Li Wei looked at Wenwen's weak body, and while the two of them were arguing, Li Wei suddenly said a word.
When I came out of the hospital, the street lights were already on, and the test results showed that Wenwen only had a little sprained foot, and there was no major problem.
"I'm in for a treat!
Li Wei said sincerely to Wenwen.
"That's right, seeing that you are also an honest person, we will not call the police, but the hotel wants us to choose!"
Wenwen hadn't said anything yet, and the fat girl Yunyun couldn't bear it anymore.
"Yunyun, this is not good!"
Wenwen said to the fat girl with some embarrassment.
"Don't, there's nothing to be embarrassed about, Li Wei should thank you, if you meet those unreasonable, it's not necessarily what to do, I'll order this meal!"
Li Wei patted his chest heroically and said.
Seeing that Li Wei was really sincere, and Li Wei thought that Li Wei looked harmless to humans and animals, coupled with Fat Yunyun's insistence, Wenwen finally stopped saying anything.
Under the leadership of Fat Yunyun, the three of them came to a restaurant with a small door.
Although it was not big, it was very clean, and the waiter came to ask how many of them were.
After Fat Yunyun said the three people, the waiter arranged them to a small table for four people by the window, and then quickly served the menu.
Li Wei generously asked the two of them to order, and Fat Yunyun grabbed the recipe and ordered six hard dishes in one go, looking at the posture, it seemed like he was going to eat Li Wei.
Later, at Wenwen's insistence, Fat Yunyun was reduced to four.
Although Li Wei didn't care about the lack of those two dishes, Wenwen's performance made Li Wei have a good impression of this soft and weak girl, Li Wei snatched the recipe from Fat Yunyun's hand, and forced Wenwen to let her order a few dishes.
Under Li Wei's repeated insistence and the urging of Fat Yunyun, Wenwen ordered two green vegetables, and Li Wei added two more hard dishes, so that the waiter went to serve the dishes.
Eating space, Li Wei learned that Wenwen's age was three years younger than himself, Li Wei was an only child at home, and he remembered that when he was young, he dreamed of having a younger sister.
The meal was very pleasant, and after Li Wei settled the bill, he proposed that they both be friends, Wenwen hesitated for a moment and finally agreed.
Just when Li Wei took out his mobile phone and swiped the screen, he saw that the mobile phone showed that there were three missed calls from Qiao Shan's studio, and Li Wei didn't remember when he turned the phone to silent, but Qiao Shan could call three times, there must be something urgent.
Fortunately, Wenwen's feet are now walking without any major problems, so after hurriedly sending the two of them off, Li Wei dialed Qiao Shan's number.
The phone was busy, and after calling several times in a row, the mobile phone was also busy, Li Wei was a little anxious, so he rode a motorcycle and quickly ran in the direction of Qiao Shan's studio.
When Li Wei hurriedly came to Qiao Shan's studio, it was already more than nine o'clock in the evening, and his studio was no longer in the downtown area, so there were very few pedestrians on the road at this time.
On the road, Li Wei saw that the lights in Qiao Shan's studio were on, but the curtains were closed, so he couldn't see the situation inside.
Li Wei locked the motorcycle, and walked quickly to the front of Qiao Shan's studio without taking off his helmet.
In front of the door, Li Wei stopped, listened carefully, there was no sound in the room, stretched out his hand and pushed the door, it was not closed, and the door was easily pushed open by Li Wei.
Li Wei stood at the door and looked in, there was no one, just when Li Wei just wanted to take out his mobile phone and call Qiao Shan's mobile phone again, the phone on Qiao Shan's desk rang.
The ringtone came so suddenly, Li Wei was startled, and the mobile phone in his hand almost fell to the ground, Li Wei walked inside, wanting to see who was calling.
Just as Li Wei stepped on the door with one foot and just landed, Li Wei suddenly felt that his feet were empty, and then, everything was like a movie in slow motion, and Li Wei was horrified to see that his foot slowly sank into the floor.
Li Wei just wanted to scream, but at this time, the slow motion suddenly turned into a fast shot, Li Wei fell down with a heel, although Li Wei's hand slashed in the air, but he didn't catch anything, after making a futile struggle, Li Wei watched his whole body fall into the floor.
Li Wei instinctively wanted to hold his head, but this time he found that Li Wei's helmet had not been taken off, so he hurriedly reached out to grab something, everything came too suddenly, too weird, so that Li Wei didn't have time to make any preparations, only came and scolded in his heart.
But all this was in an instant, and soon, Li Wei found that the floor was gone, Li Wei was horrified to see that Li Wei was falling from a place, and the bottom was a cement floor, about a height of about one floor, and it happened too fast, but Li Wei finally came and let out an exclamation.
At the moment when Li Wei screamed, Li Wei saw the ground quickly pounce on him, and then, Li Wei felt that his whole body was hit hard.
Li Wei still made some preparations when he hit the ground, supported the ground with both hands, and rolled forward the moment he touched the ground.
Fortunately, the phone didn't drop, Li Wei shook the left hand holding the phone, and was sure that the phone was still in Li Wei's hand.
When Li Wei stabilized his body and began to get up, Li Wei felt a hot pain in the palm of his right hand, probably rubbing it on the ground, just when Li Wei raised his right hand and was about to check it, Li Wei heard Qiao Shan shout anxiously.
"Be careful!"
Li Wei hurriedly followed the sound to see Qiao Shan, and suddenly found that someone next to him was waving something and knocked on Li Wei suddenly, but fortunately, with Qiao Shan's reminder, Li Wei flashed a little.
However, the movement was still a little slow, Li Wei only felt a shock in his head, something was beaten, the force was surprisingly large, and Li Wei's whole person was shocked by this blow and rushed forward.
At the moment when Li Wei fell to the ground, the helmet finally fell off Li Wei's head, and it took several meters to settle down, but Li Wei clearly saw that the back of the helmet was knocked in.
"My mother-in-law! Someone actually plotted against Li Wei!"
Li Wei gasped, and at the same time was a little annoyed, even if he fell for no reason, he even took a suffocation.
When have you ever suffered such a loss!
Li Wei had nowhere to come out with a vicious breath, and stood up straight, looking for the person who beat Li Wei viciously like a wolf.