The next day, the three of us hooked shoulders and swayed to the teaching building, to the classroom, idle and boring to death, this is Shen Lao's class, we all know that Shen Lao is the same whether he goes to school, so half of the people run out to play, the otaku have gone to play the Three Kingdoms era, the couple is either showing affection or popping, alas... In the classroom, there are only the top students and those of us who have nothing to do and waste time, in a word, it is very boring, boring and idle!

At this time, Zhang Dongyu proposed, "Hey, Lao Jiang, Lao Chen, why don't we play a game, how about we play Truth or Dare?" If you don't answer sincerely, let him do one thing, and he can't regret it!"

I was speechless and said, "Please, how old are we to still play with this kind of kid's stuff!" and I waved my hand to signal that I would not play. At this time, Jiang Yunlai was interested and persuaded me, "Hey, don't be so boring, being idle here is also idle, it's better than sleeping!"

I thought about it, too, and we could pass the time here! "The rule is this, everyone asks the other two people any question, and they must answer it, otherwise the other two will let the other person who doesn't answer do anything out of line!

"Agreed!"

"No comment!"

"Lao Zhang, when was the first time you fell in love?"

"It seems to be in the fourth year of junior high school!"

"Damn, people who learn at such a young age don't learn well when they fall in love with little children!"

"Your sister, Gao Yuchen, who hugged at the door of the classroom in the third year of junior high school and was called a parent by the teacher!"

"Damn!!Do you remember that?!"

"Nonsense, that's my sister's best friend!"

"What sister, you are the sister of the only son!"

"Admit it, no!"

"I said, big brothers, do you still want me to ask questions?"

“......”

“......”

In the end, after playing for a long time, Lao Zhang asked me a very difficult question, "If your mother and your wife fall into the water together, who will you save?" Saving my wife and my mother disagreed, saving my mother's wife must be angry! In the end, I gritted my teeth and said hatefully, "Count you ruthless, say what let me do!"

"Well", Lao Zhang sat on the chair with a leisurely expression and kept shaking Erlang's legs. I swear, I really wanted to strangle him at the time. At this time, Lao Zhang seemed to think of something, put his legs down and sat down, and said, "Yuchen, we are such a good brother, we won't embarrass you, just go and do 20 push-ups!" When I heard this, I had an ominous premonition, because there must be something to say about this thing, this is not his character.

I asked confusedly, "Are you sure you don't add some conditions?!"

"Since you've said that, I'm embarrassed if I don't add it, so let's do it while you say a few words!"

"What?"

"Oh... Yes... Hard... Ah..."

After hearing this, I went straight away, I pinched Lao Zhang's neck and kept shaking back and forth, like an enemy who does not serve Dai Tian, that is, the kind of hatred for killing his father and taking his wife.

Lao Zhang snapped my fingers and said breathlessly, "Rules......... Cough...... Ahem..."

When I heard this, I let go of my hand very unwillingly, and I didn't have a good breath and said, "Don't pretend, I don't have any strength at all!"

He smiled and said, "Aren't I cooperating with you?"

It's too cheap to bear! Uncle can bear it, but aunt doesn't agree!

I clenched my fists, I couldn't talk to him anymore, I was afraid that I would not be able to help but beat him when I was talking to him! I felt the urge to die. Damn, no matter!!!

I walked to the side of the aisle and leaned over. Do push-ups and shout the slogan "Oh,... Yes... Forcefully..."

When I shouted, my classmates were crazy with laughter!!The two of them laughed directly, one covered his stomach and laughed wildly, and the other laughed while holding his mobile phone to shoot, I was so hateful!! I immediately got up, what a joke, I still can't get up with my mobile phone, am I stupid!

I walked over and you grabbed the phone and immediately deleted the phone, and finally breathed a sigh of relief, hmm... Finally deleted.,Or my life is ruined,,, but I also found that they were still laughing.,I stretched out my head to look.,It's dark in front of me and almost faints.,Sister.,This product is wirelessly transmitted!!

Damn, what's even more unscrupulous is that it was spread on the Internet!! and I was annoyed at the time, "Don't you think this is too much?"

With that, I turned around and left.

I know the two of them will definitely keep me, and definitely not more than three seconds. One...... Two......

"Hey, Lao Chen, don't, this is a joke, it's a big deal that you let us do something else, we will never resist!" After speaking, Jiang Yun slapped Zhang Dongyu and signaled him to hurry up and express his position.

"Ah ,,, is what you tell us to do, we will do. ”

I suddenly turned around and smiled strangely and said, "Really?" The corners of their mouths twitched when they both saw this, and they both said in unison, "Damn, you're going to do this!"

At this time, Zhang Dongyu said indignantly, "Old Jiang, I told you a long time ago that this product is simply pretended, and you still don't believe it!!" Jiang

Yun shrugged helplessly. The gesture was very speechless and even more helpless.

At this time, I smiled unscrupulously, of course this matter is striking while the iron is hot! In their opinion, this smile is too cheap! I cleared my throat and said to Zhang Dongyu, "Lao Zhang, we have been brothers for so many years, I don't embarrass you, you, just say a word to the next girl who walks over in the corridor!"

"What's that?!"

"This young lady, can you give your boobs down...... Forehead... ”

Before I finished speaking, this thing exploded at the time, and I picked up the chair and was about to throw it over, Jiang Yun took the opportunity to stop it immediately, and said, "Calm, calm, didn't we spread him on the Internet?" After saying that, he put down his chair and waited for the next girl to arrive.

We stood at the door of the classroom, Zhang Dongyu was about to become a fossil, only to find that there was a "beauty" Our brother Dongyu was overjoyed, looked forward, but didn't want the tiger's body to be shocked, his eyes suddenly shrank, and then his body began to tremble slightly, as if he had seen something extremely frightening!

I couldn't help but have some sympathy for Zhang Dongyu, and I couldn't bear to say to Jiang Yun, "Old Jiang, isn't this a little ruthless, this is the best in our school, why is his luck so bad?" Jiang Yun saw this "beauty" The corners of his mouth twitched, and he had an urge to run quickly. "Alas, this is so unfair!" After speaking, the two of us looked up to the sky and sighed at the same time. This superb is called Lin Daiyu, of course, when we hear this name, we can guess that this woman must be good, but you can't imagine that this is a character like Sister Hua Huanfeng!

It is said that the big eyes are good-looking, but Nima can't be divided into the same as the South Pole and the North Pole, the "beauty" said that this appearance has undergone plastic surgery, and some classmates complained that this face was * bombarded in the plastic surgery! I remember when it was reported at the time, a boy smiled at him because he saw this superlative, and he fainted at that time, and he was nicknamed "the best sister". Later, I learned that the child had not eaten while playing games last night and fainted with low blood sugar. Later, this student wrote a novel called "The Invincible Ugly Girl" based on the best sister! It was immediately sought after by the whole school! But this invisible propaganda of the deterrent power of the "best sister" is no less than a *!

That's why I sympathize with Lao Zhang. When Zhang Dongyu saw that it was her, his eyes were dark at that time, and he had the urge to faint. At that time, he turned back and gave us the expression of a miserable man who had no hope for the world. He saw this, he already knew that we couldn't count on it, and that it might be a disadvantage. He quickly pulled a mustache out of his pocket and a pair of sunglasses from his other pocket.

Jiang Yun and I were dumbfounded, and I was shocked and asked, "Damn, what are you carrying this thing with you?"

He looked at me with an idiot look and said, "Don't you know that people can use trumpets?"

I just vomited blood!

He walked in front of the best sister, he showed a smile that was uglier than crying, and said with difficulty, "This young lady, can you ...... Can...... Touch your boobs?" The best sister was stunned for a moment, and seemed to feel that all the people were avoiding her like a plague, and no one had said such a thing to her yet. "Sister Best" said very movingly, "I ......" Before she finished speaking, Zhang Dongyu ran out of the corridor at the speed of an arrow from the string, I swear, he has never been so fast, from talking to running to the corridor in a matter of seconds, a distance of 100 meters!

At this time, I calmly asked Jiang Yun, "Old Jiang, have you taken a picture?"

"I got it, the copycat camera is a cow! But it's a bit fast!"

"How much?"

"Five seconds. ”

"Well, the potential of humanity is enormous"

“ .........”

After about a few minutes, Zhang Dongyu probed his brain outside the corridor and asked, "That best is not there, is it?"

"No, it's been a long time!"

"That's good"

"Cut, don't talk about me, it's time for Lao Jiang, what do you let him do?"

At this time, Jiang Yun nodded and said flatteringly, "Brother Chen, be merciful in your mouth, and have old feelings in your mouth!"

"Okay, then you can go to the next class to confess to a person named Lu Yuxin, rest assured that the parents are very beautiful. ”

With that, I handed over the picture of her on my phone. Jiang Yun looked at it, came and said with interest, "Brother Chen, it's interesting!" He happily turned around and went to the next class to confess.

At this time, Zhang Dongyu said very suspiciously, "Hey, isn't it, Lao Chen, you are not interesting enough, why did you give Lao Jiang such an easy instruction, unlike your character!" I said calmly, "No, it's just that there are some things you don't know." ”

"What's the matter?"

"That girl, she gets angry whenever she hears the confession. ”

"Why?"

"Because she's gay, but that's secondary. ”

"So what's the main thing?"

"She can do taekwondo, black belt!"

“.........” Zhang Dongyu was silent.

After a while, there was a hoarse and miserable scream outside, and then the world fell silent.

The three of us are like this, you fix me, I fix yours, eat your usual meals, the day before we may have quarreled, or even fight, but tomorrow we will reconcile, as if yesterday's nothing happened, just like that, the three of us for ten years or even more have been like this, we are brothers!