Chapter 81: Receiving cannonballs with bare hands
False friendship!
Bear two faces under one hood!
Why are you so close to Young Master Ben?
I don't care about you!
Kill me!
You dog brute, young master Ben, I really want to kick you bastard to your grandmother's house......
Long Xiaoyao was not grateful to the big bandit leader, and he didn't appreciate it at all, he really didn't want to see the big bandit leader for a moment, because as soon as he saw the big bandit leader's pus-filled pig kidney's face, he was disgusted and disgusted, and the big bandit leader was very close to him, less than two feet, he was almost stunned by the big bandit leader's breath that was more stinky than a pit, that feeling, not to mention how uncomfortable it was.
He really wanted the big bandit leader to stay away from him immediately, the farther away the better.
However, the big bandit leader did not do what he wanted, but stretched his head forward, closer to him, and almost stuck it on his face: "Brother, the artillery of the official army is really powerful, and it can hit the mountain, if we don't destroy those things as soon as possible, we will definitely suffer, maybe our brothers will all be killed directly by them, do you have a good plan?"
"Nope. The dragon moved backwards and forwards as he spoke, twisting to the side, and secretly inhaling several breaths of air.
There was no way, just now he was afraid of being smoked to death by the strong tone of the big bandit leader, so he endured it without breathing, and it was really uncomfortable to endure.
Long Xiaoyao's performance is not normal, which is very suspicious, but the big bandit leader was directly stunned because Long Xiaoyao said that there was no way, and he didn't notice anything wrong: "This ...... That...... Let's ......."
"There's nothing to worry about, I've seen it, the officers and soldiers only have a long range of three cannons, and the others can't hit at all, as long as the three cannons are eliminated, we will be safe." ”
"I know that too. But the key is how to get rid of those three cannons?"
"They have artillery, don't we have it too?"
"We have, and there are quite a few, there are twenty-one ones, and there are many shells, but our cannons don't have enough range, and they can't hit those three cannons at all." ”
"Why can't you bomb?"
"Can you hit it?!"
"Yes. ”
"Really?!"
"Of course. ”
"How?"
"Let the brothers raise the muzzle of the gun upwards, to about thirty degrees, and it should be fine. ”
"Can this work?" Like the other bandits present, the big bandit leader was very suspicious, because the muzzle of the cannon on the mountain was always pointing downward, and they all thought that this was the farthest way to fight, but Long Xiaoyao let the muzzle of the cannon be raised upward, wouldn't this be even more difficult to hit the cannon of the official army?
The big bandit leader wondered if Long Xiaoyao had a brain pump.
Long Xiaoyao was not a big fool, the facial expressions of the big bandit leader and the bandits present were so obvious, how could he not guess what they were thinking?
However, he didn't bother to explain to them, and said directly: "Absolutely." ”
"Really?!"
"Really, won't it be clear if you try it?"
"Well, well, let's find a cannon and try it. The big bandit leader didn't look at Long Xiaoyao like a joke, although he still didn't believe Long Xiaoyao's words, but at the moment he couldn't get rid of the official army's cannons, so he could only give it a try.
Just do it.
The big bandit leader was about to order someone to raise the muzzle of a cannon, but before he could make a sound, Long Yao jumped up from the ground, waved his arm like lightning, and rushed out of his arm with fierce strength like substance, and crashed the big bandit leader and many bandits into the Juyi Dividing Gold Hall at once.
The incident happened suddenly, and the speed of Long Yaoyao was too fast, the big bandit leader and the others didn't react at all, and they all smashed heavily in the gold hall, falling miserably, and their bones were almost broken.
Bastard, what are you fucking hair?!
Raised by a son of a bitch, what nerves do you have?!
Turtle son, why are you beating Lao Tzu?!
......
The big bandit leader and others were so angry, their hearts and lungs wanted to explode, and they really couldn't help but want to scold Long Xiaoyao's eighteenth generation ancestors.
And no wonder.
Because, Long Xiaoyao was so hard just now, they were swept away, as if they were hit by a big iron rod, their bones were broken, their internal organs trembled violently, they were so uncomfortable that they almost vomited blood, and they were "beaten" for no reason, how could they not be angry?
However, when they saw the dragon that had turned towards them, the anger in their hearts was extinguished, and there was not a trace of spark.
And no wonder.
Because, Long Xiaoyao was holding a cannonball bigger than a human head in his hand, and it was obvious that Long Xiaoyao had just shot at them because he was afraid that they would be blown up by a sudden flying cannonball, for their good, to save them.
completely disregarded themselves, but sacrificed their lives to keep them safe, not to mention that they couldn't fight with Long Yao, they really didn't have any deep friendship, even their biological parents and siblings, when they encountered a situation like that just now, they might not be able to be as unhesitating and unhesitating as him!
Such a person who cares about them, they can't be grateful, if they hate and resent, then is he still a fucking human?
"Brothers, I'm really sorry! Just because of the sudden incident, I saw the cannonballs flying, and I didn't have time to remind you, in a hurry, I made a rash move, but the ability is a little bigger, please forgive me!" Long Xiaoyao said, taking the cannonball and entering the gold hall.
The big bandit leader and the others were frightened, and while screaming in horror, they used their hands and feet together, and hurriedly retreated away from Long Xiaoyao.
Greedy for life and afraid of death!
A bunch of cowards, really didn't plant!
Of course, Long Xiaoyao knew why they reacted like that, and immediately shook the cannonball in his hand, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, everyone, I have already removed the lead, it can't be blown up, it's safe." ”
Hearing this, the bandits who were so frightened that they were almost incontinent relieved and got up from the ground in embarrassment, not caring about tidying up their clothes or anything, and hurriedly hugged their fists at Long Xiaoyao to salute, thanking Long Xiaoyao for saving his life.
Of course, thank you.
However, Long Xiaoyao didn't really want to save them, he attacked them, just because he was very unhappy in his heart just now, and wanted to take the opportunity to vent the anger in his heart with them.
Just kidding, if they weren't all his "fat pigs", he was afraid that they would be blown up and he wouldn't be able to get their martial soul and "Yuan Li", how could he waste his efforts to save a group of deserving deaths?
Of course, the most important thing is that he has sharp eyes, and he can see at a glance that the flying cannonball has been castrated and the lead is quite long, and it is safe to catch it, otherwise he would have no brains to pump, how could he risk his life?
But, in any case, it was he who saved them, and he deserved their thanks, completely.
Of course, you can bear it, but you still have to have the politeness on the surface, and if you don't make a show, how can you better buy people's hearts?
Directly threw the cannonball in his hand to the side, Long Xiaoyao swept the bandits, with a smile on his face, and said very seriously: "You don't need to be polite, you are all your own brothers, there is no need to be so angry, there is no need to ......"
After a lot of politeness, everyone counted.
Suddenly, the big bandit leader opened his mouth: "Eighteen, you are so powerful, you catch cannonballs with your bare hands, you are really good! Brother admires, I admire it!"
The big boss laughed. At the end of the strong crossbow, it is impossible to wear Lu Min. If that cannonball just comes out of the chamber, I will practice for another hundred years, but I'm afraid I won't be able to catch it, and there will be no drama at all. ”
After all, it's a terrifying cannonball that can explode at any moment, and most people don't have the guts to do it. ”
"It's not that I'm bold, it's just that I found out a little earlier than everyone else, if the brothers saw the cannonballs flying first, they would definitely have taken action without hesitation, don't you think?"
"That's right!"
"Absolutely!"
"That's a must!"
“......”
The bandits are inconsistent, quite brazen, and they are really shameless than the other.
Long Xiaoyao despised those guys, but he didn't bother to expose them.
Just kidding, he's not stupid, how can he do it if he doesn't benefit him in the slightest by exposing them?