Chapter 1: Drawing the Descendants of Doctors
"The wind is from the tiger, and the cloud is from the dragon. When the storm meets, it is the day of the dragon and the tiger. Jiang Feiyun, your life is in harmony with the wind, and you must never meet someone with the word 'wind' in your name in this life. β
'What will be my fate if fate meets the clouds?'
"The Wind and the Clouds !!"
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Jiang Feiyun suddenly opened his eyes and woke up from his dream, his chest was thumping, and the figure of the fortune teller was still in his mind.
When the fortune teller spit out the last four words, his expression was complicated and his expression was solemn, even if Jiang Feiyun was only ten years old at the time, he could read an indescribable meaning from the fortune teller's expression.
Jiang Feiyun, who was napping on the table, slowly exhaled, calmed down the emotions in his heart, and said with emotion: "If there is wind, why is it cloudy?"
Smack-
Suddenly, a person's palm slammed on the table, making a piercing sound, startling Jiang Feiyun immediately sat up straight.
What caught Jiang Feiyun's eyes was first a pair of tall peaks, wrapped under his uniform, and his chest was snow-white.
"Uh...... It's huge!"
At this time, a tall woman sat opposite Jiang Feiyun with one butt, looking at Jiang Feiyun sitting opposite with disgust.
"Before you talk nonsense, see who I am. A sweet smile tugged at the corner of the tall woman's mouth, but there was coldness in her eyes.
Jiang Feiyun took a closer look, only to find that this person was actually wearing a chengguan uniform, and behind her, there were several male chengguan standing at the same time.
Jiang Feiyun, who was sleepy-eyed, immediately woke up, and muttered in his heart: "It turns out that it's not Xuan'er, no wonder the size is wrong...... Uh-huh, no! This guy is ...... Chengguan!"
Jiang Feiyun immediately stood up, prepared to apply oil on the soles of his feet, and quickly slipped away.
"Stopβ"
After Jiang Feiyun heard this, he paused, then turned around slowly, and looked at this good-looking female city manager with a smile on his face.
"Hey, hey, hey!"
The female city manager stretched out her slender fingers, pointed to Jiang Feiyun's stool, and said, "Don't be smiling with me, sit down for me." β
Jiang Feiyun, who was forced to be helpless, could only sit down cautiously.
The people standing behind the female city manager looked at Jiang Feiyun with a sneer, this kid bumped into Qiao Yu, and he couldn't eat today.
Jiang Feiyun set up a stall on the street to practice medicine, which was originally against the regulations, and he said a frivolous word just now, which made Qiao Yu's impression even worse.
Qiao Yu lifted his slender left leg, put it on his right foot, leaned forward, and a faint fragrance suddenly drifted into the tip of Jiang Feiyun's nose.
The distance between the two is so far, as long as Jiang Feiyun's gaze is slightly tilted downward, he will find the furrow in Qiao Yu's chest.
The corners of Qiao Yu's mouth sneered, and said, "You are so bold, you dare to set up a stall on this street alone, don't you know that it is expressly forbidden to set up a stall casually?"
After Jiang Feiyun heard this, he immediately retorted: "This beauty, don't talk nonsense, let's talk with a flat chest, why is it me alone here, there is clearly ...... Huh?!"
Jiang Feiyun's eyes looked around, the street was empty, and there were still some residues left on the ground, and the wind blew and rolled on the ground, looking like a depressed scene.
Jiang Feiyun was stunned and dumbfounded.
What about the uncle who sold Malatang before?
And what about the aunt who bought vegetables?
Why did they all disappear out of thin air in a blink of an eye?
Jiang Feiyun blinked, as if he understood something.
It turned out that when he was napping on the table just now, these chengguan had already come, and as for the other people who set up stalls on this street, they had already fled when they heard the news.
"Uh...... Heh, hehe!"
Jiang Feiyun, who was instantly isolated and helpless, could only smile awkwardly at this beautiful city manager, he was going to be unlucky today.
Qiao Yu sneered, and his eyes suddenly swept to a sail flag next to him, on which the words "Wonderful Hand Rejuvenation" were written.
After seeing these four words, Qiao Yu was even more convinced that this kid was a god stick who was abducted and deceived everywhere.
Jiang Feiyun hurriedly said: "This beauty, do you want to see a doctor, as long as I go down, I will ensure that you get rid of all diseases." β
Jiang Feiyun took out a brush from his waist, turned it around his fingers a few times, and looked at Qiao Yu with an earnest expression, hoping that after he could show his hand, this person would not care about today's affairs.
"Hahahaha......"
The male city managers standing behind couldn't help laughing when they saw the brush in Jiang Feiyun's hand.
After Jiang Feiyun was ridiculed, he immediately understood that these people, like most people, did not believe that he could cure diseases and save people by painting.
Qiao Yu had a playful expression on his face, he had to make this god stick ugly today, and then confiscate his stall.
Qiao Yu asked with a smile: "You don't want to tell me that you can get rid of all diseases with a brush and a stroke, right?"
Jiang Feiyun's eyes lit up, he didn't expect this person to actually understand his unique method of practicing medicine and healing.
Jiang Feiyun nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and said, "The beauty is really discerning, that's right! β
Smack-
Qiao Yu slammed the table again, shaking the whole table for a moment, and even more shocked the happy expression on Jiang Feiyun's face.
Qiao Yujiao said angrily: "Are you stupid for me? I have heard that Chinese medicine can cure diseases through acupuncture and massage, but I have not heard of anyone painting to cure diseases." If you come out to cheat, you have to bring some intelligence!"
Several male city managers standing behind them all shook their heads playfully, with the expressions of looking fools.
The gentle expression on Jiang Feiyun's face fell, it was okay to insult him, but he must not insult the dignity of his "painting doctor" lineage.
It seems that if you don't show your hands, these people won't believe it.
Jiang Feiyun looked at the male chengguan on the left and said, "I see that your face is sallow and your steps are frivolous, it must be caused by kidney deficiency." Young man, be temperate!"
After hearing this, the person's expression froze, and he looked at Jiang Feiyun in horror, how could this kid know that he had been masturbating too much recently.
Another male city manager standing on the right looked at his colleague on the left in a daze, it turned out that this kid had kidney deficiency and couldn't help laughing.
Jiang Feiyun said to the male city manager on the right again: "What are you laughing at, it's you, and you're no better." Have you been urinating frequently lately? This is a prelude to prostatitis. β
The male city manager on the right reprinted, the ridicule on his face suddenly froze, and he also looked at Jiang Feiyun with disbelief.
Some of the hidden diseases of the two people were all said by Jiang Feiyun.
In the end, Jiang Feiyun looked at Qiao Yu's body, looked up and down, and said slowly: "If what I expected is good, this beauty, have you been menstruating irregularly recently?"
Qiao Yu's cheeks suddenly reddened, his face turned blue and white for a while, and he could even feel the gazes of his colleagues behind him.
Jiang Feiyun picked up the brush in his hand, grabbed Qiao Yu's white and smooth right hand, and said, "It's a shame that you met me today, it's okay, I only need to draw a few strokes on your palm to help you recuperate your menstrual ......."
When Jiang Feiyun grabbed Qiao Yu's right hand, Qiao Yu was completely angry.
She is a dignified yellow flower girl, who has never been held by outsiders, but today she was actually desecrated by a swaggering and deceitful magic stick, and she was immediately angry.
Jiang Feiyun was about to put down the pen and carve runes on the palm of Qiao Yu's hand, but Qiao Yu suddenly withdrew his hand and then knocked down the entire table.
Jiang Feiyun's face froze, the whole person froze on the stool, and the brush raised in his right hand was still hovering in the air.
Qiao Yu stood up angrily, this kid said in public that she had irregular menstruation, although he really said it, but it still made Qiao Yu ashamed and angry.
Qiao Yu didn't bother to reason with this kid, so he smashed his stall today and confiscated his tools for cheating.
A trace of anger flashed in Jiang Feiyun's eyes, and the soft hair on the tip of the brush's nose was actually straight at this moment, as sharp as a knife and gun.
However, these people did not notice this scene.
Qiao Yu kicked off the sail flag next to him, looked at Jiang Feiyun who was sitting on the stool angrily, and shouted: "Hmph, don't let me see you setting up a stall on any street again, otherwise it won't be as simple as today." β
After speaking, Qiao Yu turned around and left, and when she left, she didn't forget to kick the stool she was sitting on and flew out.
The male city managers who left one after another behind Qiao Yu all turned around and gloated at Jiang Feiyun who was sitting alone on the stool.
Dare to say that Qiao Yu has irregular menstruation, this kid really doesn't have itchy bones.
As for Jiang Feiyun's empty mouth about the symptoms of these people just now, he left it all behind, just thinking that he was talking nonsense.
On the empty streets, a cool breeze blew, and the canvas on the ground fluttered in the air, looking a little miserable.
Jiang Feiyun slowly withdrew the brush in his hand, glanced at the messy table and chairs, and said with emotion: "Alas, it seems that no one really believes it! Now I haven't earned a penny, not to mention, I have also lost my old capital. β
Didi ...... Didi ......
At this time, the mobile phone in Jiang Feiyun's pocket rang with an incoming caller.
Jiang Feiyun took out the old flip phone in his pocket, opened it and saw that the caller ID was "Xuan'er".