Chapter 34: Joy and Sorrow

Yuan Shu was now very proud: although Wang Sisi, who was driving in front of him, kept baring her teeth and making some fierce expressions at him! However, Yuan Shu knew that she could only make some grimaces to scare herself, and she couldn't do anything else! And Li Yun beside him looked pitiful. Yuan Shu looked at her and stopped, and felt very happy in his heart! From the expressions of these two women, Yuan Shu experienced the pleasure of conquering the world!

Yuan Shu'an couldn't hold back the joy in his heart, and excitedly shared it with Lei Zhen, "Hahahaha...... It's so refreshing! You don't see the two of them's expressions, it's really funny!"

Listening to Yuan Shu's words, Lei Zhen chuckled, "Hehe!"

As soon as Yuan Shu heard Lei Zhen's laughter, his heart chuckled. As the saying goes, 'If you are not afraid of a night owl barking, you are afraid of a night owl laughing'! Yuan Shu now treats Lei Zhen as a night owl: he is not afraid of his bitter teachings, nor is he afraid of his big show of 'lion roar skills', he is afraid that he will laugh! Therefore, Yuan Shu cautiously asked Lei Zhen, "What are you laughing at?"

"It's nothing, it's just that I suddenly thought of an idiom, I think it's fun, and I want to share it with you!

As soon as Yuan Shu heard 'happiness and sorrow,' he immediately became nervous! In his heart, Lei Zhen would not say some inexplicable things for no reason, especially when he was happy! Yuan Shu knew that the idiom of 'happiness and sorrow' was prepared for him! However, Yuan Shu did not know why Lei Zhen would say that he would be 'happy and sad'! So, he used his brain, recalled the whole process of things, and tried to discover details that he had not noticed! He carefully observed the movements of Li Yun and Wang Sisi, observed the scenery outside the window, and looked for clues! Finally, he looked at the corpse lying on his body and found the problem!

Their destination this time was the Tai Chi Bureau, and the purpose was to move Li Yun's grave! And now, Li Yun's body was Yuan Shu's 'gold medal for avoiding death'! With this 'gold medal for avoiding death,' both Li Yun and Wang Sisi had to be respectful to Yuan Shu! But what would happen after the 'gold medal for avoiding death' was buried? Yuan Shu was a little afraid to imagine, and he only felt a little panicked now! This really answered a sentence -- Xiao He is also a failure, and Xiao He is also defeated!

Yuan Shu's most profound realization in his heart now is: Lei Zhen is a big pit! I originally thought that Lei Zhen had cheated him several times in the 'Huangliang Dream,' but it was just a coincidence! However, in reality, he began to embody the essence of his 'big pit' again! Yuan Shu felt that Lei Zhen was not the reincarnation of a dragon at all, but the reincarnation of a big pit, so he had the aura of a pit man!

After learning that he was about to have a tragic future, Yuan Shu panicked, and when he found Wang Sisi's grimace at him again, he no longer felt that it was just a joke, he felt that the grimaces were a true portrayal of his tragic future! Li Yun's 'Chu Chu pitiful' and 'wanting to speak and stop' were no longer her patience, but became her impatience!

"What to do, what to do......" Yuan Shu can only say this sentence now, as if he has become a repeater!

"What are you afraid of, 'the soldiers will come to block, and the water will cover up'! Panic can't solve any problems!" Lei Zhen said lightly! "Let me tell you, it is a very immoral thing to grab other people's pigtails and take the opportunity to threaten others! A real man should not use these conspiracies and tricks, but use some 'yang schemes'!"

Yuan Shu listened to Lei Zhen's words of 'Zhengda Guangming', and felt powerless to complain - this was obviously taught by him! He asked a little puzzled, "What is 'Yangmou', and what should I do exactly?"

"It's very simple, you can pull your female ghost wife to your boat and let her have one heart with you, isn't it?" Lei Zhen's voice was a little strange.

"Didn't you say that cultivation is the most pragmatic? She doesn't even look down on me now, what should I do to make her have the same heart as me?" Yuan Shu was very depressed!

"Be flexible, be flexible, be flexible!, you know?" Lei Zhen said in detail, "It doesn't matter if she has one heart with you, or you have one heart with her, as long as you two have one heart, that's fine! You can't let her have one heart with you, then you have one heart with her!"

Yuan Shu felt a little dizzy, "What, what did you say? Did you just say a tongue twister, what is my heart, hers?"

"Let me remind you again, in the desert, are you willing to share your food with others?"

"What food, what desert, what kind of dream talk are you talking about?" Yuan Shu was even more dizzy!

"It's really rotten wood that can't be carved!" Lei Zhen was a little anxious, "Do you have any understanding?" I mean, you dedicate yourself to Li Yun and turn you into her thing, so that she can't ignore you, understand?"

"If you said that, I would have understood!" Yuan Shuqi said with a snort.

"Alas! It's really unreasonable!" Lei Zhen sighed, "If I had been as stupid as you back then, I would definitely not have happened later!"

As soon as Yuan Shu heard Lei Zhen say 'back then', he immediately became interested, and as for Lei Zhen's 'stupid', he had already automatically ignored it, "Tell me, what happened when you sought the Tao back then?"

Lei Zhen was silent for a moment and said, "Back then, when I was five years old, I went into the mountains to seek the Tao, worshiped under the master, and only began to practice the Dao at the age of fifteen! Do you know what I did before I was fifteen years old?"

Yuan Shu's eyes lit up, "What have you done?"

"Hehe, chopping wood, chopping wood, cooking! Just these three things, I have been doing them for ten years! If it were you, would you be willing?" Lei Zhen asked Yuan Shu!

Yuan Shu coughed dryly, "I don't have such a lot of perseverance!"

"I've seen it a long time ago! I've seen it since the first day of your practice! If it weren't for the lack of time, I'd definitely have to let you experience the feeling of 'sharpening a sword in ten years'!" Lei Zhen said lightly.

"I've been practicing in the sect for 20 years!Do you know what I gained the most?" Lei Zhen asked Yuan Shu again!

Yuan Shu thought for a while, "The longer you study, the more profound you learn, so the most harvest should be the last few years!"

"Hehe, put the cart before the horse!" Lei Zhen snorted coldly, "On the contrary, the most harvest is the few years when I first entered the division, that is, the years when I chopped wood and cooked every day!"

Yuan Shu was a little confused, "Won't it?"

"A person's mental nature determines his achievements! If his mind is calm, his achievements will definitely be high! His mind is impetuous, and his achievements will be certain! It is precisely because I have tempered my mental nature by chopping wood and cooking that I can go a long way in a day after coming into contact with martial arts and Taoism!" Lei Zhen was stunned, "If I am a positive teaching material, then you must be a negative teaching material! Your mental nature is uncertain, so no matter what you do, you will get twice the result with half the effort!"

It was not the first time that Yuan Shu listened to Lei Zhen teach himself, but every time, he felt a little embarrassed, of course, more of a fan! "You say so much, what do you want to say?"

"It's still the same sentence, 'If you are willing to give up, you will get what you have to give'! If you don't give up your impetuousness and frivolity, how can you get a good attitude?" Lei Zhen continued, "Just imagine, you don't treat you as a human being, but as a part of Li Yun, think what Li Yun thinks, and do what Li Yun does! Let her do everything without you, how can she be willing to leave you?"

Yuan Shu thoughtfully, "I think your scolding skills are very clever!"

"That's not the point, the point is that you understand?"

"I understand, that's what you said, 'I'm with her', right!" Yuan Shu understood a little, "As long as I abandon my dignity, be her dog's leg, and serve her comfortably, I can 'fight the dog', and others will have to 'beat the dog to see the master'! So, I'm safe, right?"

"............" Lei Zhen was really silent!, "The meaning is right, how can it come out of your mouth, so obscene, so cheap?"

Yuan Shuxin said, just you are still called a 'conspiracy' and a 'yang conspiracy', so you can simply call it shameless!

Although, Yuan Shu was reluctant to accept Lei Zhen's suggestion in his heart. However, after careful consideration, he decided to follow this 'shameless' advice - it is better to live than anything else!