Chapter 31 It's hopeless to be so fat, so let's roast it

"What's wrong with this society now? Such young children have come out to deceive people. ”

Ainabel sighed sadly.

"At the beginning, Uncle Kennan told me that the prosperity of the imperial capital was what it wanted to show, and in fact there were still many unknown darkness, I didn't understand it at the time, but now I think I slowly understand. The teenager actually said something to cover people so confidently, he really convinced himself, he believed it, right?"

Roy turned around a little exaggerated and asked Ainabel, Ainabel nodded very seriously and said, "Looking at his appearance, it seems that he really deceived himself." ”

"Sure enough, no matter where you are, big cities have such an unknown side. That kid is probably deceived into a profession, so he has already convinced himself to have such perfect acting skills. “

Roy said with great emotion.

As they were talking, the two of them were just about to step on the stairs to the second floor, but at this time, a person like a briquette suddenly came out of a chimney next to the stairs.

"No! Not at all! I'm not lying!!"

It's Jeremy, the twelve-year-old boy just now!!

"Wow!!!

Ainabel exclaimed, did this guy come out of the chimney?

"What are you doing!!!?!

Roy's eyes widened in disbelief and said, is this guy so powerful? Or is his own workshop actually too easy to hack into?

Jeremy leaned out of the furnace with half of his body still stuck in the chimney, he looked at Roy very seriously and said, "Roy, you are already in great trouble! If you don't get nervous, you may even be in danger of your life!!"

"Well, may I ask, do you want to pretend to be a master in this tone? is it the kind of master who is not born in the world?"

Roy asked, leaning forward tentatively.

Jeremy was stunned for a moment, and then nodded happily and said, "Right? This tone is really convincing, right? I thought about it for a long time, and it does seem to be very effective." ”

"It's useless!!"

Ainabel couldn't help but scream.

"You look like you've been rolling in the coal several times, and half of your body is stuck in the chimney, it's not convincing at all, okay?!"

Roy also felt that this guy was full of grooves, and complained loudly.

"Is that so?"

Jeremy frowned and thought about it after hearing this, then coughed and said in a more hoarse tone: "Roy, you are in great trouble, your life has been threatened, and now only I can save you!"

"Psychotic! You can't convince you to make your voice so hoarse!!Do you think you're Batman!!Batman with half of his body stuck in the chimney will only make people laugh!!!Not convincing at all!!!"

"Who are you!Who are you!!Is it really good for a child of this age to do this kind of thing?!You, you should study hard at home now, make progress every day, and keep working hard to get into an ideal middle school, instead of being stuck in my chimney now! Bastard little ghost!!"

Roy interrupted Jeremy angrily, he really had enough of this messy little ghost.

"Don't you believe me? Hey, what I'm saying is true! You're really in danger right now, you've been targeted, and if you don't wake up, you'll be out of luck!!"

Jeremy saw that Roy didn't believe him at all, so he suddenly became a little anxious and quickly shouted.

However, Roy and Ainabel are now very convinced that this imp is the kind of unemployed person who mixes in society, relying on intimidation and fraud to cheat and cheat.

Seeing that Jeremy was still "unrepentant", he cursed himself with words.

Roy suddenly turned back to Ainabel and said, "This little ghost can't even get into the chimney, he should be fat, right?"

Ainabel nodded and said, "Indeed, his figure is considered fat among his peers. ”

"If you are too fat, it will affect your health too much, you must know that obesity can cause a variety of diseases, such as high blood pressure, high blood sugar, high blood lipids or something, and you may not even live to be twenty years old, such a little fat man is a waste of air to keep, since he is so fat, then we will roast him, right?"

Roy said to Aynabel in a serious way that he was going to roast Jeremy.

Jeremy was suddenly frightened and trembled all over, and shouted: "Hey!!Why can you say such dangerous things so seriously!!Are you really going to roast me!I'm a human being!!I'm a living person!I'm not a bamboo rat!!And I'm not fat, I'm not fat at all, the standard name of my body is fat, not fat!!And don't look at me like this, I'm also a standard inverted triangle body!!"

"It's an inverted triangle indeed! The widest part is stuck in my chimney!"

Roy glared and directly retorted Jeremy speechless.

Seeing that Jeremy was speechless, Roy snorted coldly, then walked over and grabbed Jeremy's wrist.

Jeremy was shocked when he saw this, "What are you going to do?"

"Of course I pulled you out! Do you want to be stuck in my chimney for the rest of your life?

Roy gave him an angry look, although he had just said something to roast Jeremy, but it was just to scare the child.

Roy is not a cannibal, let alone Lord Bei, what did he bake Jeremy for?

"Porphyry!"

As Roy pulled it hard, Jeremy's coal ball was suddenly pulled out by Roy, and finally came out of the chimney, Jeremy suddenly said happily: "Thank you." ”

Roy smiled and nodded, "No thanks, please." ”

"Please, what, please?"

The second monk Jeremy was confused, but Roy's voice fell and he didn't plan to talk nonsense with Jeremy anymore, so he kicked Jeremy's ass fiercely, and Jeremy suddenly bounced up like a ball.

"Oops!!"

"Why are you kicking my ass!"

Jeremy couldn't help but clutch his ass and scream in pain.

Ainabel had already opened the door of the workshop and waited for a long time at this time, and when she saw Jeremy being kicked by Roy towards the door, she immediately opened the door, and Jeremy was directly kicked out of the magic pattern workshop by Roy without hindrance.

Finally, Ainabel closed the door again, and the entire Demon Pattern Workshop was suddenly cleared......

"Bang bang. ”

Ainabel clapped her hands easily, and then walked to Roy and said: "Next time you talk so much nonsense with this kind of person, just drive it away, you know at such a young age that you can cheat people, this society is really hopeless." ”

"You're not qualified to talk about other people, do you? I think you started cheating people in the village as a teenager, right?"

Roy followed Ainabel up to the second floor with black lines, and at the same time complained about her unceremoniously.

Ainabel said without changing her face: "I'm not called a pit man, I'm called selective sales." ”

"That's not what it means!!"