Chapter 25: The Summons

"Do you think my hat is good? I tell you, my wife sewed it for me, you can see the stitches on it, one stitch at a time, not to mention how strong it is. Speaking of this color, I take it with me when I hunt, and I can't see the difference at all when I hide in the bushes, and I like the color of this hat the most. By the way, there's this feather above, it's ......."

The Wood Elf was like a fire-spitting dragon possessed by an elemental mage, and the lingua franca with a thick elven accent kept squirting out of his mouth, and it was hard to hear what he was saying when I saw his two lips flying up and down.

"Good, good. Maintaining a polite smile, Xiuer kept nodding his head, and even often asked two doubtful questions at the right time, which seemed to be very engrossed, but it could be seen from the tendons on his hands behind his back that he should have strangled the other party to death more than twenty times in his consciousness now.

"Whew. Five minutes later, the wood elf finally stopped, and just when the brother and sister thought he was finally finished, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief in their hearts, he just licked his lips, "And, not only feathers......"

"Ahem, Mr. Wood Elf. Finding that his sister's pupils had begun to dilate, Shuer finally couldn't bear it anymore, and coughed dryly, "I haven't asked yet, ...... are you?"

"Huh?" the Wood Elf asked, rather surprised, "Didn't I introduce myself?"

"Absolutely not. The brother and sister even shook their heads so often that both heads were about to be shaken out of the afterimage.

"My name is FrΓ©dΓ©ric Joes Assoko Booker Ulenso Mineca......"

Xiu'er turned his gaze to the forest spirit beside him with a numb expression, and found that the deer had lost his usual stupid strength at some point, and was already lying on the ground laughing and couldn't stand up.

Expressionlessly pointing to the wood elf who was still chattering, Xiuer threw a questioning look, the meaning was already obvious, that is, he was asking, there was nothing wrong with this person's brain.

Moria, who was kneeling on the ground and couldn't stand up, shook her head breathlessly, it seemed impossible to say the whole thing in a short time.

"Well, sorry to interrupt. "If you don't ask for help, you're left to solve the problem yourself. Shuer said tentatively, "Mr. Wood Elves, do you Wood Elves have such long names? I have also been in contact with several Wood Elves, and they don't seem to ......."

"yes, it's just me, they don't have that taste. My name makes a lot of sense, you see, Frederick is my Christian name, Joyce is my godmother's last name, Assoko is my first name, Booker is the family name, and Ulrenso is ......"

"I see, Mr. Asok. Shuer finally found out, and communicating with this guy in front of him who was not quite in his right mind had to hell with etiquette, and he had to interrupt decisively when it was time to interrupt, "The name is also very good, but I think the point now is your identity." ”

"Oh oh oh, yes, identity, identity, that's the point. The wood elf suddenly realized, slapped his forehead vigorously and said, "Look, I almost forgot, hahaha, I am a true believer in the goddess." ”

"Gone?" After waiting for a long time and not going to speak, Xiu'er was even more convinced that it was a mistake for him to come to the Forest Hall, and said in a tangled manner, "Actually, I don't mind you talking a little more about this topic." ”

"You misunderstood, I haven't finished yet, I'm just thinking about it. ”

"Who do you want to be?"

"Of course not, well, it's done, I'm one of the bishops in charge of this year's post in the Hall of the Saints, but it's the twenty-fourth this year, hahaha, I was counting me just now. ”

Although he is not an archbishop, the status of a bishop is already high in a church, and he is at least qualified to be the head of a city hall, no wonder he is qualified to take care of the Holy Hall, but this year?

"That's right, it's the twenty-fourth term this year, and the first twenty-three have been vomiting blood or tired vomiting blood, and they have to go home to recuperate. "Working with the trees outside is the norm, hahahaha. ”

I don't think you're much different, you're all weapons of mass destruction.

Secretly slandered, but now that they already knew the identity of the other party, Shuer and Lisa still straightened the holy robe together, and said very seriously: "Praise the forest, may the forest be evergreen and fruitful, in the name of the dark moon, the priest of the goddess Luna, Shuer (Bishop Lisa), to the goddess of the forest, and the believers, offer deep respect and sincere blessings." ”

"Huh?" After a brief burst of surprise, Assoko finally returned to normal, a bit like a priest, "Praise the moon without light, and may the dark moon hang in the sky forever." Welcome, children of the Darkmoon. ”

"You're Shuer?" Unfortunately, the next moment, the wood elf changed back again, "I've heard your name for a long time, and this time I can count on you for you." All of us clergy are looking forward to seeing you. ”

Hmmm? Something is wrong, I'm so famous?" Shul was puzzled.

"How about it, Lord Shur, are you interested in coming to our Forest Temple?"

Shur showed a very strange expression, it is not uncommon to tempt the clergy to change their faith, and there is no shortage of successful precedents, but this kind of very bad thing is often prepared in advance, and after several years of foreshadowing, it will finally be very sure that the request for a change of faith will be made, and it is a joke to say that the other party comes up when they meet for the first time.

"No, no, no, Lord Shuer, you misunderstood, I don't want you to change your faith, I just want you to come to the Forest Sanctuary and teach us all a little bit of experience. Asok looked up at Shur with immense admiration, "Ever since I heard about your deeds from Moria, you have become the target of the worship of almost all Wood Elf priests, and your name has been sung among Wood Elves. ”

"You're a role model for a priest. You don't know how hard our Wood Elf priests are doing. ”

"In the church, all the bishops are served by Lin Jing, and all the priests are served by our wood elves, which has been the case since the founding of the church. But, as you can see from the outside, the bishops never knew what the work was, they only did four things a day, eating, playing, playing pranks, basking in the sun, all the work, and it was put on us priests, who were then responsible for creating obstacles to our work. ”

"We priests can be regarded as suffering for tens of thousands of years, you must think that my words are a little too much (absolutely not so, because it is not a little bit of a problem), in fact, it is completely forced by the pressure of work, if we don't say a little more, we may be mad at some point. ”

"So we hope you can teach you how to be a good nanny, no, a good priest. ”

"Hehe, hehe. Lisa poked her head out from behind Shure and glared at the stupid wood elf with ferocious eyes. Bastard, I dare to compare Lord Lisa with those heartless tree spirits, my brother is not Lord Lisa's nanny, Lord Lisa has been trying to cooperate and work hard with my brother.

"Your mood, I already understand. Holding the Wood Elf's outstretched hand firmly with his backhand, Shure said solemnly, "Allow me to sympathize with this, and if I were you, I would never look back." ”

"Huh?" intelligent creatures are always like this, the more they say that they will not turn back, the more they will inevitably turn back curiously, so, as soon as they turn their heads, the wood elf will see a coconut in front of him constantly enlarged, but unfortunately, his hand is being held by Shuer, and he can no longer dodge the block.

"Bang", the coconut smashed on his face, nosebleed over his lips, and the wood elf Asok covered his face and wailed to the side.

"Please come in, Darkmoon-sama's children. A mature and gentle voice rang out from the hall, "I have come from the Maika Forest to prepare for my mother's reception of His Excellency the Priest. I, my mother's archbishop, Lynn of Maika Forest, salute Lord Luna and greet all the children of Darkmoon. Ignore that idiot who talks too much nonsense, just let him bleed too much and die there. ”

"Your Excellency, please come in with Moria. But Mr. Bishop of Darkmoon, could you please wait outside?"

The other party said very politely, but the meaning of refusal was also very resolute.

In fact, there is no need for her to say, Lisa also knows that she is not suitable to go in further.

There is no friendly relationship between the Dark Moon Temple and the Forest Temple, and there is no affiliation between the two gods, so Lisa, as the head of the Dark Moon believers who can represent Lord Luna in the mortal world, enters the church of the forest goddess, but it is not appropriate to enter the Holy Hall, the place closest to the gods, and even be directly observed by the gods, it will be very delicate. Therefore, from the perspective of religious etiquette, this kind of thing still needs to be avoided, and even more so when the goddess of the forest has not summoned Lisa.

"Of course, Your Excellency the Archbishop of Lord Anika. Lisa handled it skillfully, "Please rest assured, the attendants of the Dark Moon will not offend the prestige of Lord Anika without permission, and will naturally wait outside the hall. ”

"Thank you for your understanding, Lisa-sama. The door in the deepest part of the forest hall was windless and automatic, and slowly opened to the sides, and the voice inside became clearer, "Your Excellency Shuer, please come in, and Moria, this time my mother asked you to come in with you, it seems that you have really done something worthy of praise when you went out to play this time." ”

"Don't worry, Lisa, it's a good thing, and it's all expected. Seeing that the girl was a little worried, Shul smiled and gave me a thumbs up, comforting, "A few days ago, a very kind plant gave me a big gift, which I passed on to Lord Anika, tsk, now is the time for the gift to bear fruit." ”

With that, Shuer took Lin Jing's hand and walked into the forest hall with a smile on his face, and the door slowly closed behind the two of them.