Chapter 76: The real turtle is not as good as the turtle
A group of shrimp soldiers and crab generals, Wei Yuan thought that Zhou Yang was talking about an adjective, but he didn't expect it to be really a shrimp soldier and crab general!
Fortunately, the tattered equipment and armor style on the bodies of these shrimp soldiers and crab generals are still the modern dark wind, not the style of the Celestial Empire's armor, otherwise Wei Yuan really thought that he would pass through again as soon as he pushed the door!
There are really a lot of shrimp soldiers and crab generals, and here Wei Yuan pushed open the door of the courtyard with a big thorn, alarming the shrimp soldiers and crab generals in the courtyard. The hammer crab general over there spat bubbles in his mouth, and he didn't know what he said, but he heard a commotion in the halls of several nearby houses, and all kinds of monsters kept pouring out.
Among these monsters are fishmen with slender hands and legs and tattered knives, an erect toad with a three-strand fork and a red scarf around its neck, a slender and hideous water spider with four short axes in four hands, and a large loach with a small round hat and a long robe and rain boots...... In the last main hall, there was actually an old king with a round-brimmed top hat, wearing a tattered suit, and a civilized staff slowly walked out!
That old Wang Ba had a pair of glasses, and none of the lenses were gone, but he looked arrogant, and he looked at everything, looking at this costume and a fucking turtle!
Although there are a lot of monsters, there are about forty of them at a glance, but the strength is average. Ordinary mobs are only in the middle and lower levels of the 1st order, and the crab will be an elite monster in the 2nd order, and the old turtle will be a boss monster in the 2nd order.
No other monster can speak, but that old turtle is literate!
"Oh my! I can't believe anyone would dare to disturb the Dragon King's mansion!"
"Look at the stupidity you've done! It's stupid! It's as stupid as the waves of back waves in the stinking gutter. ”
"I'm going to slap you in the ass with my cane! I swear I'll do that!"
As he spoke, it shouted at the shrimp soldiers and crabs who had stinky fish and rotten shrimps, "What are you doing in a daze? For the sake of the Dragon King, kill them!"
As soon as it opened its mouth, Wei Yuan knew that it was an old turtle!
"Up!" Wei Yuan pointed with his hand, and the ten caveman brothers behind him also shouted and rushed forward!
Chicken legs, Erha, giant wolf, red carp Fuwa, and bronze little Peppa all rushed forward!
Soon the two sides were intertwined, and for a while people turned on their backs.
The shrimp soldiers and crabs will rush up, but they are suddenly bumped by the bronze little Peppa all the way and turn over on their backs.
As a result, Peppa Jr. lowered his head and rushed without looking at the road, and finally hit his head against the wall, breaking the wall, and sitting on the ground with his own ass. It was stunned for a long time, and was knocked several times by a few mobs, but only the spark flew out and was not injured at all.
The chicken leg sat on Erha's back, let it rush and bite, and stretched out his claws to dig a hand on those little monsters in his spare time. Pulled out all the shrimp lines of the shrimp soldiers!
The giant wolf was very fierce in the face of these weak monsters at this time, pounced and bitten, and shook a toad in his mouth!
The red carp and Fuwa are even more like fish in water, manipulating the current to turn these little garbage around, and rolling them together with the current to wash around.
The caveman took the opportunity to wield a large knife and slash indiscriminately......
Although there are many mobs, they fall into disadvantage as soon as they engage in battle. However, the crab boss with the double hammer had two blows, one hammer smashed a knife in the hand of a caveman who rushed to the front, and the other hammer smashed it to the ground, smashing it until he vomited blood. All of a sudden, majestic!
However, Hao Mengmeng has already rushed over, and he is trying to split Huashan!
Mr. Krabs went up with a double hammer, and there was a loud sound of "Duang", and the cute ghost head knife did not make any meritorious contributions, but Mr. Krabs's thick double pincers were also trembling slightly! Under the huge force, Mr. Krabs couldn't bear it!
"What kind of monster is this? Are you a monster or am I a monster?" Mr. Krabs looked at Hao Mengmeng's rabbit ears and fell into deep thought.
Meng Meng slashed people but had no distractions, the ghost head knife in his hand was like pouring wind, a knife was as fast as a knife, three or four rounds of fighting, and suddenly a clever unloading of a hammer, taking advantage of the crab boss's flaws, slashed under its ribs!
This Krabs has a high defense, but he is not very afraid of physical attacks, after all, there is a layer of hard shell outside. But the position of this knife is too good, it is actually a weak point, and a stream of crab roe squirts out with a knife!
"Eh, you're going to die, you're going to die~~~" Mr. Krabs knew that he couldn't stand it, and screamed.
The old turtle over there didn't pay attention to these two people, a cat, a dog, and ten red-skinned dwarfs.
When did you encircle and suppress more than a dozen or twenty people before? Only two or three people came to Tuoda this time, just to take revenge! As a result, they were beaten so badly that they were even worse than when 20 people came!
It also couldn't care about maintaining its turtle image, and with a Chinese staff in hand, it actually started casting spells!
Unexpectedly, a brick of "whew" flew and directly slapped the old turtle upside down. The Chinese staff in his hand was thrown away.
The pea cannon in Wei Yuan's hand hugged the fire one after another, and the ghost golden rod flew around one after another, easily swept away the stinky fish and shrimp in front of him, and went straight to the old turtle.
"Eat me with a stick!" Wei Yuan went up and smashed his head with a New Year's stick!
This stick jumped up and smashed it, and the ghost gold rod swung down with a whistling sound, and it was fierce!
Unexpectedly, when the old turtle was unavoidable, he actually shrank his head suddenly...... Gone! Gone!
Wei Yuan's stick smashed the hard turtle shell, and his hands were numb!
Wei Yuan smashed a few sticks according to the grinding plate-sized Wang Ba shell, and he was helpless. "Old Wang Ba, do you dare to show your head?!"
It's just that the old turtle is really able to stretch and bend, completely ignoring Wei Yuan's taunts, not only does it not show its head, but even its limbs shrink into that shell, and then it flies to the ground like a cannonball!
Wei Yuan hurriedly hid to the side, seeing that the old king had knocked down several mobs and cavemen with a smoke, and actually ran to a well in the courtyard!
"It's not good! Old Wang Ba is going to run!" Wei Yuan was worried that the old turtle jumped into the well!
That well is really an escape route, why do monsters appear in the Dragon King Temple? It is because of this old well that leads to the Huanglong River underground!
If this old turtle gets into the well, it will be a dragon entering the sea and running away!
At this moment, the second ha appeared out of nowhere. Because the chicken leg no longer sits on top of its head to command, it lets itself go. At this time, I got a wooden board out of nowhere, and others were fighting, and it was shopping (gai~)......
Then it was hit by the old turtle's rapid shell shield! Like a sliding shovel kicking a football, the old turtle flew very fast close to the ground. Specifically hit people in the lower body.
So Erha's whole dog flew sideways, turned five or six times in the air, threw his tongue away, and finally fell into the mud pit.
This Erhabei has no ability, and it is particularly resistant to creation, which is the cost of its survival. This time, he was knocked into a spinning top and fell into a mud puddle, and he didn't suffer any injuries, but he rolled in the muddy water!
It knows a truth: where you fall, lie down!
It's lying down, but the old turtle isn't.
It crashed into the air, but flew out along the pole-lined plank, and with a "boom".
Now let's not talk about getting into the well, it has to figure out how to get off the roof......
It was about ten minutes, and except for the old turtle trapped in the house, all the other monsters were killed.
Hao Mengmeng also broke off several crab legs and two large tongs, saying that they were roasted and eaten at night.
Wei Yuan set up a fire over there and boiled the pot. The water vapor is curling, and the fish is fragrant......
He sat down on the pony and shouted to the old turtle on the roof: "Hey, I said you can't get down? We have to go up and clean you up, don't we? I tell you, confess leniently, resist strictly!"
The chicken leg added: "Yes! You come down quickly! Confess to sit in a lenient prison and resist going home for the New Year! You see we even have hot water ready for you to take a bath!"
Wei Yuan said again: "Don't think we have no choice, have you seen this black-and-white-haired divine beast? Let me tell you, this is called the Yin and Yang Demolition Divine Beast! It takes half an hour to pick up this house!
As a result, Ren was coerced and lured by Wei Yuan and others, and the old turtle shook his head straight.
It saw that Wei Yuan had washed and skinned several shrimp soldiers and put them in the pot, and it could still believe in that damn bath water! Not to mention that it knew what kind of yin and yang demolition beast! Wasn't that just a dog!
It's just that it also knows that it is trapped on the roof of the beast, and I am afraid that there is no way to live, and if it drags on like this, it will die after all!
It opened its mouth and begged for mercy: "A good man and a heroine, a rich cat, can you spare an old man's life! It is not easy for me to grow so big old turtle! In the past, I still protected animals!"
Wei Yuan was amused when he heard it, "Eh, ha~ Do you still know about protecting animals? Don't worry, we are all law-abiding citizens and never eat protected animals, you come down!"
The old turtle is gone, "The good man Hugh wants to fool the old turtle, please show sincerity!"
Wei Yuan was not happy, and said: "You are an old turtle, an alien species, what kind of protection animals are you talking to me about? What sincerity can I talk to you about a fake foreign devil? You come down for me! You can't get down?" He pointed at the old turtle on the roof with a ghost gold rod, and his evil appearance can scare crying children.
The old turtle cried, "Good man, old turtle, I am an authentic real turtle! Pure! I pretend to be a turtle, isn't that because turtles are valuable? Foreigners are more valuable than Chinese, and sea turtles are more valuable than earth turtles." said that he had gone to sea and was worth twice as much when he came back. I can't help it! I'm so hard......"
The old turtle was crying very sadly. It's obviously your own home, but it's an alien species that is more valuable, and it's too angry to be a turtle!
When Wei Yuan heard this, he was not a turtle, he was a real fellow countryman! If he was a fellow countryman, he would have to consider leaving a stitch and a thread.
He said: "It's not that I don't want to let you go, it's mainly that you are too eye-catching in this Dragon King Temple, and you still call these stinky fish and rotten shrimp dance and dance, and you have to beat our butts with crutches......"
The old turtle, no, the old turtle heard the words and knew that there was a door, so he hurriedly said: "The old turtle has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai." I escaped by luck several times of encirclement and suppression, and I was arrogant and said that I was not ashamed to be the enemy of a hero and a heroine. In order to apologize, the old turtle is willing to offer the treasure and beg the good man to spare the old turtle's life......"
"Baby, this ......" Wei Yuan's eyes lit up when he heard the word baby.
Chicken Leg and Hao Mengmeng glanced at each other: Yes, I can't drink this old turtle soup today.
Sure enough, Wei Yuan pretended to think about it for three seconds, "I agreed! Take me to see what kind of treasure it is!"