"You don't want to hear it, and my mother doesn't want to say it. However, the old lady's heart is too kind, and the Bodhisattva is better than me, so if I don't tell you, the old lady can't bear it. Alas, forget it, the old lady will be merciful and tell you a stinky boy. Qilin shook his head and sighed, then took a deep breath and was about to speak.

However, at this moment, Long Xiaoyao moved his mind: Don't talk about it, don't talk about it, Young Master Ben doesn't want to hear it.

"It's not up to you. ”

You—

"What are you? The old lady is going to talk about it! I want to talk about it! What do you want to do with me? Hmph!"

Do you hum a hair?

I'm agitating the law, you know, you've been fooled?

"Of course the old lady knows. ”

Do you know what to say?

"The old lady is happy, I am happy, can you manage it?"

It's pretty cute!

"Nonsense! The old lady is not cute, who is cute? It's a pity, your old ancestor and grandfather don't understand the good of the old lady and me, so he just won't marry me......"

It's not that my ancestor and grandfather don't understand your good.

"Why is that?"

You are a divine beast, my ancestor is a human!

"What do you mean?"

How can he marry you as a wife?

"What is this? Although the old lady's deity is a unicorn, but my cultivation is high, the old lady can transform into a human form at will, and it is no different from a normal person, it is really the same. ”

Can you transform into a human?

"Of course!"

Then you conjure one up and show it to Young Master Ben.

"I can't do it. ”

Why?

"Your cultivation is so low, the old lady's spiritual power is insufficient, how can you transform? ”

That's it.

"Or else?"

Tell me, then, what kind of person you were transformed into at that time? Is it because it is too weird to conform to our human aesthetics?

"Of course not! The old lady's cultivated human form is beautiful, very beautiful, everyone loves it, and the flowers bloom!"

Then why didn't my ancestor and grandfather marry you?

He is a stubborn donkey, very stubborn, he only loves your ancestor and grandmother, and will never divorce his wife or concubine, or refuse to live or die. What can I do, my mother? I'm helpless!"

Hum......

"Stinky boy, what are you laughing at? It's useless to laugh at the old lady, is it?!"

How dare you?

You don't dare to borrow our guts, but the young master doesn't dare.

"Really?"

Ask while knowing the answer.

"What does the old lady know?"

You're in my head, you know exactly what I'm thinking, don't you?

"Oh, yes!"

Can you not peek into my consciousness?

"Absolutely. However, the old lady just wants to see it, and she wants to see it!"

Why?

"The old lady thinks, the old lady is willing, can you manage it?" Hmph!" "Don't look at it? Don't look at the old lady, how do you know if you are a stinky boy who has scolded the old lady or laughed at the old lady or something? If you don't know if you have secretly done bad things to the old lady, then won't the old lady suffer? Who is the old lady, the old lady used to be an invincible existence in the Three Realms, is the old lady easy to bully? The peerless pretty face of the old lady seems to be going to suffer? Ah?!

To take without asking is to steal.

Theft is a crime.

Although it is not explicitly stipulated in the law that it is a crime, peeping on people's privacy is a very immoral behavior, which is despicable and indecent.

"Immoral?"

Right!

"You're farting! Morality? What is morality? A few copper plates a pound?"

You—

"What are you? The old lady doesn't talk about morality, what's wrong? If you don't take into account some bullshit morality, your ancestor and grandfather beat me again, and the old lady directly plundered him to my dojo and forced him to be my husband, we will definitely be able to live together very happily, how can there be so many bullshit things in the future? Regret, really regret, the old lady's intestines are going to regret it......"

Aren't you bored if you peep into my privacy?

"It's boring. ”

That—

"It's not boring, it's not boring, how can the old lady peep into your thoughts? Do you think your ideas are interesting? Hmph, it's so boring, it's not worth it at all. ”

That being the case, what do you still see?

Aren't you making yourself uncomfortable?

"The old lady doesn't want to, but what can the old lady do except sleep? What's more, I've slept for too long and too long, and I'm tired of going to bed early. The old lady is not a clay puppet, nor is it a stone, you let me stay here without doing anything all the time, after a long time, the old lady has not become a demented fool?

You're so bored, why didn't you talk to me before?

"I don't want you to know that my mother exists so early. ”

Why?

"The old lady is so powerful, if you know that there is such a strong backer as the old lady, and you are psychologically dependent, then you won't become a lazy pig?

Is that so?

"Of course, there are others. ”

Like what?

"You are too weak to provide enough spiritual power for the old lady, where does the old lady have the strength to talk nonsense with you?"

I see......

Let's talk about my eldest sister and younger sister.

"Say what?"

How do you know they're alive and well?

"Don't you want to hear it?"

Now I think about it.

"Okay, say a few good words to the old lady and listen to it first. ”

You—

"Well, you don't want to say it, you don't want to say it, and the old lady doesn't want to say it either. ”

I say.

What do you want to hear?

"As long as it sounds good, you can do anything, and the more the merrier. ”

You're strong, like a cow!

Very domineering, tigress in general!

The thief is extremely savage, just like -

"Shut up, are you praising the old lady, or are you deliberately degrading and burying the old lady?ah?!"

Can you still hear the good laid?

"Nonsense! Although the old lady has been sleeping, the old lady knows all the praise of the people in today's world?"

Is it?

"Whether it is or not, the old lady does not know. However, what you just said is definitely not a compliment, because those words are found in the consciousness of scolding people in your sea of knowledge. ”

You......

"What are you? Isn't the old lady right?"

What is in my sea of knowledge, since you can see it, then let me praise it? Can't you just see it yourself? Look at that sentence and think it suits you, it should be regarded as a good praise from Young Master Ben.

"No way!"

Why?

"My mother just wants to hear you say it in person, it feels different. ”

Rest there, I don't want to pay attention to you.

"Don't you want to know how the old lady knows why your sister is still alive?"

yes, I don't want to know.

"Why?"

If you don't want to think about it, you don't want to think about it, can you manage it?

"The old lady needs to know! Why?"

Don't talk about it.

"Don't say yes?"

Don't say.

"Okay, that's what you said?"

I said it, what's wrong?

"Toast and don't eat and drink, this is what you asked for, no wonder the old lady!"

What do you want?

"Kick your brain! Make you an idiot pig's head!"

Don't you dare!

"Of course you dare!" I kicked!" Kirin said, kicking backwards sharply.

When he landed, Long Xiaoyao felt a shock to his head, his brain seemed to be pricked by a needle, and it hurt very much, and he couldn't help but let out a scream of "ah", which was very sad, and he hugged his head with both hands, and his body almost fell headlong.

"How's it going?" Qilin was very proud, and as he spoke, he lifted his back again, and was about to kick back: "How about another kick?"

No!

"Why? You just called that good ecstasy, the old lady sounds quite comfortable, I really want to listen to it again to have a good time, and kick it again, okay?"

Not good!

"But the old lady thinks it's good! The old lady is going to kick it! I-"

If you dare to kick, Young Master Ben will jump off the mountain, and I will die with you!

"Do you dare to jump?"

Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated!

"You don't care about your parents?"

Young Master Ben is self-conscious and busy, where can he take care of others?

"Hmph, duplicity!"

It doesn't matter if the mouth is yes or not, anyway, this young master will never be threatened by anyone, if you dare to kick, I will dare to jump. Young Master Ben says yes, he will do what he says, if you don't believe it, just try it!