Chapter 50: Superior Memory
When Yuan Shu came to his senses, he found that things had become a big deal! Because he had been tied to a chair with duct tape in a posture of great shame!
Yuan Shu struggled a few times, but instead of breaking free, the chair rubbed on the ground and made a sound, attracting a person! Yuan Shu was very surprised when he looked at the strange bandit in front of him, because this bandit was actually wearing Yuan Shu's clothes! Yuan Shuxin said that the current bandits are too rampant, and they dare to wear other people's clothes!
However, at this moment, Yuan Shu lowered his head and said in a very sincere voice, "Big brother, big brother, did we have some misunderstanding! I have no money at home! You robbed the wrong person!"
The bandit 'cut' and said disdainfully, "Look at your cowardly look!"
As soon as Yuan Shu heard this voice, he was stunned, raised his head to look at the somewhat familiar bandit in front of him, and asked lightly, "Are you a little beggar? You, why did you become like this?"
"Remember the name of the old lady, the old lady is called Qingqing! and then call the old lady beggar, be careful that the old lady kills you!" said Qingqing commandingly. "How about it, the old lady's appearance is okay!"
Yuan Shu nodded unconsciously, when he first met Qingqing, she was completely black, and she couldn't see her appearance at all! After washing, Qingqing, with fair skin and delicate facial features, was a complete little beauty, Yuan Shu felt that Qingqing should be able to score more than 8 points! When he wanted to say, "The posture is very good!", he found that he was still tied, so he began to shake his head, "No, it doesn't matter if you are beautiful or not! What do you mean by tying me up?"
Qingqing circled around Yuan Shu and said leisurely, "The old lady wants to take a bath, can I not tie you up?"
Yuan Shu was angry, "This is my home, you use my bathroom to take a bath, live in my house, you still dare to tie me up, you want to go to heaven!"
Qingqing plucked her ears, "What are you doing so loudly? The old lady is not deaf! Do you want to experience the feeling just now?"
When Yuan Shu was still wondering what it was like, he found that Qingqing stretched out her Qianqian jade feet, and approached the vital point under Yuan Shu's crotch little by little! Although the fair-skinned little feet were very delicate and cute, Yuan Shu still struggled to retreat, and at the same time recognized in seconds, "Don't come, stop!! You're amazing, I'm wrong!"
Qingqing snorted proudly, "Then in the future, you will obediently listen to the old lady!"
Yuan Shu wants to cry without tears now, he is looking for a person who can help him, not a person who ties him up, let alone an old lady! However, even though he has a lot of resentment in his heart, no one is strong in the current situation, so he can only bow his head for the time being!
Seeing Yuan Shu's frustrated expression, Qingqing took out a pair of scissors from behind him and jokingly gestured at Yuan Shu!
Yuan Shu looked at the scissors that were wandering around on his body, and nodded hurriedly, "Grandma, what do you want to eat, I'll go and prepare it for you right away!"
Qingqing nodded with satisfaction, shook Yuan Shu's crotch with scissors, then cut the tape that tied Yuan Shu, and said, "I want to eat cake, KFC, boiled fish, ice cream!"
As soon as Yuan Shu heard these very incompatible things, he was immediately stunned! His heart said, Are you all things that people eat? However, before he could ask, he heard the sound of scissors 'clicking'! However, before he could come to the door, Qingqing blocked the door with scissors, "Don't want to run out, order takeout!"
Yuan Shu looked at the portal to freedom with tears, measured the power of the scissors again, and finally he had to pick up the phone and order takeout!
Seeing that Yuan Shu was very well-behaved, Qingqing was very proud! She arranged Yuan Shu to sit on the sofa, and then she stared at Yuan Shu with scissors, "Say, there is something you need my help with! Old lady, I am not an unreasonable person, I will definitely help you if I eat your things! So, we are still even, understand?"
Yuan Shu looked at the scissors and sighed, "I totally understand!"
Qingqing sat at the dinner table, dangling her little feet, and said proudly, "Say, what do you want my mother to do for you?" Declare in advance, don't mention some disgusting things! Otherwise, hum!" Qingqing shook the scissors in his hand!
Yuan Shu said very sincerely, "Can you not be like this, you are my aunt, I will definitely respect you very much! But, can you trust me a little! Don't let our feelings be built on scissors, we should be pure family relationships!"
Qingqing smiled, showing her sharp little tiger teeth, and gestured twice with the scissors, "You don't come to this set!"
Yuan Shu didn't know how to let Qingqing help him, so he said, "Can you let me take a bath too!" You see my body, everywhere is in tatters, in front of my aunt, I should maintain a dignified appearance, aunt, what do you think?"
Qingqing grinned, touched Yuan Shu's head, shook the scissors in his hand, and Queen Fan said fully, "For the sake of you being so obedient, I will grant your request!
Yuan Shu squeezed out a 'sincere' smile, took his clothes and walked into the bathroom under the supervision of the scissors in Qingqing's hand!
After entering the bathroom and closing the door, Yuan Shu threw away the clothes in his hand and began to look for tools, he was fed up with this humiliating life! He couldn't understand how the current young lover could be so violent, he himself was so old, and he couldn't use scissors so skillfully, he couldn't understand how Qingqing had practiced such a good technique!
However, in addition to toothbrushes, toothpaste, and these toiletries, there are only bath towels in the bathroom! Yuan Shu feels a little dangerous to use these things against scissors! As soon as he thought that his face had almost been destroyed by Qingqing, Yuan Shu felt that he should find some safer tools! After looking around, Yuan Shu found that the washing machine was a very reliable tool! The washing machine was large, and it could completely cover his body and avoid the damage of scissors! The only problem is that the washing machine is so bulky that Yuan Shu can't hold it anytime and anywhere!
Yuan Shu had to sit on the toilet and sulk, at this moment, there was a knock on the bathroom door, and a green voice came from outside, "What are you doing?"
Yuan Shu felt that he was going crazy, and he said impatiently, "I'm taking a bath!"
"Why is there no sound of water in the bath?" Qingqing asked!
"I'm still undressing, can't I?" Yuan Shu felt that the little beggar outside was really going to heaven, and he was in charge of everything.
"Yes!" Qingqing said, "However, the old lady has to remind you that you only have 30 minutes to take a bath, and if you exceed the time, the old lady will rush in with her mobile phone!"
"Do you still have any shame, how can a girl casually look at a man's body?" Yuan Shu was angry and said loudly!
"What are you afraid of, the old lady is naturally shameless when she looks alone, but if you watch it together, it will be appreciated!" Qingqing's crooked reasoning is even more than Yuan Shu's!"Attention, there are still 20 minutes left in your bath time!"
Yuan Shu cried while undressing, this is simply not a human life, and it is not so miserable when he meets Zhou Papi! When he stood under the unkempt head, he was stirred by the cold water, and he suddenly thought of his savior-Lei Zhen! So, he hurriedly asked Lei Zhen, "How should I get rid of that crazy woman outside!"
"Are you sure you want to get rid of her?" Lei Zhen asked rhetorically, "You should also understand that 'Kan' is in the material world, always restraining 'leaving', and she can suppress you like this, which means that her qualifications are much better than yours! She is a very good helper! Besides, as long as you arrange the 'Kan' array, you must find a helper with the 'Kan' attribute! If you want to get rid of her, are you already ready to be cleaned up by the next 'Kan'?"
When Yuan Shu heard this, he always felt that he was a little self-inflicted! If it weren't for hooking up with Li Yun, he wouldn't have suffered so much! What should he do now? Should he pat his ass and leave, or should he continue? Yuan Shu was in a dilemma!
Let's go, the previous sins will be in vain, and Li Yun will also fly! Go on, I don't know if there will be such a tragic encounter in the future, but if it continues, Li Yun will definitely be waiting for him somewhere!!
After thinking about it for a long time, Yuan Shu thought of the word 'forbearance' again, he cleaned himself up, asked how to train Qingqing, and pushed open the bathroom door heroically, intending to walk into the living room!
Unexpectedly, as soon as he pushed open the bathroom door, he saw Qingqing holding his mobile phone and shooting at the bathroom door for a while! When Yuan Shu saw Qingqing's lovely face with a disappointed expression, he looked entangled, he felt that this world was too crazy! Especially today's children, it is too demonic! Suddenly, he thought of a question, "Why do you open my mobile phone?"
"I see you've used it, and I'll remember it at once!" Qingqing threw the phone to Yuan Shu with a nonchalant face, "It's a pity that I didn't capture your body!"
Yuan Shu's head was full of black lines, and he said in his heart, who is this! However, this time, he got the key point of the matter, that is, Qingqing's ability to never forget! Yuan Shu's password is not very complicated, and the order of the nine-square grid numbers is 415967283. However, when unlocking the phone, you can usually enter these 9 numbers within 2 seconds, and I believe that many people will not be able to remember the order of these nine numbers at that time!
Yuan Shu caught up with Qingqing and asked her curiously, "You said you never forgot it, are you so powerful?"
Qingqing said angrily, "What's this, my mother can even remember the ancient texts! Dad...... It's not a problem to memorize all the ancient texts in a book!"
Seeing that Yuan Shu was still looking at him with a very suspicious eye, Qingqing was annoyed and angry, and picked up the scissors, "Believe it or not!"
Yuan Shu hurriedly said, "Letter, letter, Grandma is the most powerful!" Then, he began to ask Lei Zhen, "Are you sure she is very powerful? It won't be bragging or fighting!"
"It's normal!" Lei Zhen said lightly, "'Kan' is water, and it turns into brain! As long as it is a person who is 'Kan' Wang, it is normal for him to have an excellent memory!"
Only then did Yuan Shu believe, "It turns out that the 'Kan' sex person is so powerful!" But he glanced at Qingqing, thought about it, and said, "However, what's the use of having a good memory? It's better to be brainless!"
"Hehe!" Lei Zhen chuckled, "There are many benefits of 'Kan' people, they are calm, good at analysis, and thinking!" Lei Zhen paused, and continued, "Moreover, their skin is good, the pores are small, the skin is white and tender, and the white is red, which is different!"
But when Lei Zhen said that Kan people are good at thinking, Yuan Shu still thinks so-so! But when Lei Zhen said that Kan people have good skin and small pores, Yuan Shu is a little envious: no way, he is a 'detached' person, born with large pores, and a lot of blackheads!