Chapter 37: Conquest?
When Yuan Shu and the others began to walk back, Yuan Shu secretly asked Lei Zhen, "What's the use of you teaching me the array you laid out?"
"For 'conquest'!" said Lei Zhen mysteriously.
Yuan Shu's head was full of question marks, "What, 'conquest'?
"No! I mean that if you set up that formation, you can slowly 'conquer' Li Yun!" Lei Zhen explained.
"Conquer Li Yun, didn't you say you wanted to be her 'dog'? Why did you become conquered again?" Yuan Shu smiled contemptuously!
"What I'm talking about was originally conquest, but you understood it as being a 'dog'!" Lei Zhen's tone was more contemptuous than Yuan Shu's!"This shows that you have a tendency to be a 'dog'!"
"Hehe, if you do what you say, isn't it just a 'dog'?" Yuan Shu said sarcastically.
"Do you know 'clown'? Do you think the clown on the stage or the audience under the stage, whose posture is more like 'clown' and more ridiculous?" Lei Zhen did not answer Yuan Shu's words, but asked a question.
"It must be that the clown is more like a clown, otherwise how could the people in the audience laugh when they see it?" said Yuan Shu as a matter of course.
"Wrong! The clowns on the stage are just a profession, and what they do is to 'make you laugh'! That is to say, they pretend to be stupid, and make the people in the audience laugh like fools! The clowns on the stage are full of ugliness, but they do it on purpose! The guests in the audience are also full of ugliness, but they are not their original intentions! Then you say, who is more stupid?" Lei Zhen's angle of distinguishing things is always different!
After listening to Lei Zhen's words, Yuan Shu felt a little confused! "What does what you said have to do with me, I'm not a clown!"
"Of course it does, I want to tell you: You don't regard being Li Yun's 'dog' as a very shameful thing! You have to have a kind of mentality of 'ending up together', when Li Yun sees you like a dog, you can influence her every move! Just like the clown on the stage: although the guests think they are ridiculous and ugly! However, they themselves know that their ugliness and their ridiculousness are deliberately pretended! And those guests who think they are ugly and they are ridiculous are played with by them in applause. When they want to make the guests laugh, the guests laugh! If they want the guests to cry, the guests will cry!"
Yuan Shu thought about Lei Zhen's words carefully, and always felt that something was not right, but after thinking about it for a long time, he didn't think what was wrong! In the end, he could only agree with Lei Zhen's words! "Okay, even if what you say makes sense! Then you say, how should I 'conquer' Li Yun?"
"Actually, I've been teaching you to 'conquer' her!" Lei Zhen said inscrutablely. "Just like just now on the side of the Yin Eye, do you think that with Li Yun's caution, will she rest assured that her body is placed in the Yin Eye?"
"Then what's not to worry about! This is Lingling's territory, who dares to come nonsense?" Yuan Shu was very strange about Lei Zhen's question!
"Hehe, you also said that this is Lingling's territory, and Lingling is so powerful! Don't you think that Lingling is also a threat to Li Yun?" Lei Zhen said in a faint tone.
"How is this possible, Lingling is so simple and kind!" Yuan Shu argued.
"This has nothing to do with simplicity and kindness! It's purely to avoid future troubles!" Lei Zhen explained, "You can guarantee that Lingling won't deal with Li Yun now, can you guarantee that Lingling won't deal with Li Yun for the rest of your life?"
Yuan Shu was silent when he heard this, he couldn't guarantee what would happen in the future!
Seeing that Yuan Shu understood what he said, Lei Zhen continued, "In order to strangle those dangers in the cradle, Li Yun will definitely make some preparations at the Yin Eye. However, with her current status, she will definitely not be able to do things casually and openly! At this time, she needs you to 'throw bricks and lead jade'! Do what Li Yun can't and dare not do, and pave the way for her to ensure her safety in the future!"
Yuan Shu listened to Lei Zhen's words and took a long breath of cold air, "Li Yun is so perverted and so suspicious, you still want me to be her 'dog'?
"What are you afraid of, don't you think that the more dangerous she is, the safer you are?" Lei Zhen earnestly induced! "What's more, aren't all women like that? As long as you can conquer her, there will be absolutely no problem in the future!"
"By the way, how many women have you conquered before?" Yuan Shu asked Lei Zhen rhetorically, "You understand the mentality of women so clearly and thoroughly, you should have conquered a lot of women, right?"
"Ahem, it doesn't matter!" Lei Zhen smiled awkwardly, "I'm all for your good, for our good!"
As soon as Yuan Shu heard this, he knew that Lei Zhen definitely didn't have any good intentions, and continued to ask, "How many people of the opposite sex have you conquered?"
"I,, I'm busy killing snakes and alchemy, and I have the kung fu to conquer women!" Lei Zhen saw that he couldn't avoid this question, so he simply confessed, "There is no opposite sex in this world who can enter my eyes, why should I conquer them!"
Yuan Shu nodded, making sure that this was what Lei Zhen should say, "You are really a pit, you have never conquered the opposite sex, why should you guide me to conquer Li Yun?"
"With your brain, with your IQ!" Lei Zhen said with confidence! "I have walked the rivers and lakes for so many years, and I have never made a mistake! Relying on my extraordinary IQ!"
Hearing this, Yuan Shu really couldn't refute Lei Zhen, after all, he was now 'trained' by Lei Zhen all day long, and he had seen Lei Zhen's precision and harshness! Therefore, Yuan Shu finally chose to compromise, and said helplessly, "Okay, you're right!" and then continued, "Then what should I do exactly? If it's just a plan or something, forget it! Anyone can say big things, but only if you do it well, you can be considered a master!"
"Of course, I have prepared a complete set of plans for you to ensure that you can successfully conquer Li Yun!"
Yuan Shu came back a little at this time, "A whole set of plans? Hearing you say this, why do I think that this way seems to be full of pits prepared by you, just to pit me, right?"
"How can it be, we are one, you are pit me!" Lei Zhen quickly explained! "How could I do my own thing? This is ridiculous!"
Yuan Shu was still skeptical, "Then what is your next plan?"
"It's very simple, give her the 'Kan' stone in your hand!" Lei Zhen hurriedly explained, "It's useless to put the 'Kan' stone in your hand now, giving it to her will make her realize your sincerity and sincerity!"
Hearing this, Yuan Shu almost spit out, "Sincerely, do I have sincerity? Isn't this all your routine?"
"How come, there is no routine here!" Lei Zhen explained, "Didn't you notice that Li Yun's meaningful glance when you took back the 'kan' stone on the corpse?"
Yuan Shu recalled, "What does that mean?"
"It shows that she likes the 'Kan' stone!" Lei Zhen said, "Since she likes it, it's useless for you to take it, so just give it to her!"
Yuan Shu frowned, "I think, she's just curious!"
"It's better to be curious!" Lei Zhen explained, "Since she is curious, you can better reflect your sincerity by giving her!"
Yuan Shu fell silent, "I think, if you continue like this, I can't make it possible for me to become a guest from a clown! Why do you think from her point of view? If you continue like this, let alone conquer her, I will be conquered by her first!"
"As the saying goes, 'The heavens will descend on the people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skins, and empty their ......bodies'" Lei Zhen recited an ancient text, "Therefore, if you are willing to give up, you will suffer first, and you will have a good life in the future!"
Yuan Shu took out the 'Kan' stone from his arms, looked at Li Yun who was walking in front, and then looked at the 'Kan' stone in his hand, and sighed, "I hope you won't live up to my expectations!" and then walked towards Li Yun!