Chapter 8: Why is it so hard to have a baby?!
Action, many times, is far more difficult than imagination, much more difficult.
Jin Yuzhu knew this very well, but she made up her mind, no matter what today, she would never give up unless she and Long Xiaoyao became a husband and wife.
But where is it so easy to make a villain?
Maybe for some people, it's nothing, it's not a big deal at all.
However, for Jin Yuzhu and Long Xiaoyao, to be honest, it is not easy to be sincere, because Long Xiaoyao didn't want to be a husband and wife with Jin Yuzhu in his heart, let alone want to have a child with her, he didn't touch her at all, and he didn't cooperate at all, and Jin Yuzhu is still a big girl, about how to conceive a child, she also listened to an old woman talk a few times before Long Xiaoyao's visit, and because she was very shy at the time, too excited, and her head was confused, what the old woman said, she almost didn't listen to it, what posture did the husband and wife have in bed, although it can't be said that their eyes are black, but she really doesn't know how muchγ
Of course, she still knows the most basic operations.
Strip naked, hug each other, become one, exercise exercise and exercise β(β ββ’βΟββ’β β)β......
It's very simple, it's really not difficult, let alone normal people, even big fools can probably do a very good job.
However, this is not easy for Jin Yuzhu, it is really comparable to ascending to the sky.
Strip naked, it's nothing, she can do it.
Hugging each other, it's nothing, she can do the same.
But it was very difficult to merge the two into one, because she didn't even dare to look at the thing that was free from the dragon (β¦7 β¦), and even more so if she touched or grabbed something, how could this be done?
I can't do it at all!
The two of them can't be integrated, no matter how much they exercise, they have a fart? It's just a waste of effort, meaningless.
Didn't plant!
It's so cowardly!
Jin Yuzhu, Jin Yuzhu, what are you doing? What are you hesitating about? What are you rubbing? Can't you just do it?!
I......
What am I?How, shy, sorry?
Uh-huh!
Uh-huh, what a fart!?On the street, I dared to entangle him and hug him, and I didn't see you blushing! When you took a mandarin duck bath, you were naked~ naked, and you were angry with him, and I didn't see that you were embarrassed at all!
That......
What is that? You faceless, skinless, shameless guy, what are you pretending to be pure at a critical juncture? Hurry up!
I...... I can't do it!
Can't do it?
Uh-huh!
Shut your eyes, grit your teeth, and pounce on it? What's so difficult?!
It's easy to say, but it's ......
You useless wine bag rice bag, soft egg, cowardly bag, big waste, Miss Ben despises you, the deep kind, ten thousand times!
......
What are you doing?
I......
He's your husband, not a wild man, you're a legitimate and legal husband and wife, it's reasonable to do that, it's too normal, you're afraid of a hair? What's more, if you seal his acupoint, he can't move at all, you can do whatever you want, he's not a demon or a monster, how can he eat you?
Butβ
You know, you are the eldest lady of the Jin family, and you are the daughter-in-law of Long Xiaoyao, who vibrates the world, don't be so cowardly? Be brave?
I-
Believe in yourself, you can do it, you can do it! Miss Ben has confidence in you, you can definitely do it, do it!
......
Jin Yuzhu secretly ridiculed and despised herself, and cheered herself up for a long time, but it was useless, and in the end she gave up, because it was too embarrassing, she really couldn't do it, she decided to eat and drink first, prepare well, and then wait for the evening to take down Long Xiaoyao in one fell swoop.
As a result, in the evening, she coerced again, struggled until the early hours of the morning, was too sleepy, gave up again, and decided to continue the next day.
Day 2......
Hehe, it's no different from the first day.
Day 3......
Not only did she not make any breakthrough, but she was even more cowardly, and she didn't even have the courage to get close to Long Xiaoyao, and the result can be imagined, naturally it ended in failure.
Oh my God, doesn't Miss Ben just want to give birth to a doll, why is it so difficult?!
Depressed, distressed, so depressed......
Again and again, again and again, he just couldn't defeat himself, and he couldn't even get over such a small hurdle, Jin Yuzhu felt that he was really useless, he was really a big waste, and he became extremely decadent, as if he had lost his soul and was a walking corpse.
Seeing her like this, the entire Jin family panicked, so they didn't worry.
In order to let her return to normal, everyone worked together to give her advice, and really thought of a lot of ideas, such as covering the doors and windows of her and Long Xiaoyao's new house with black cloths to prevent the slightest light in the house and avoid her embarrassment, and let her drink a lot of liquor to strengthen her courage......
However, unfortunately, the effect is not ideal, no matter what method is used, she just can't get over the hurdle in her heart.
It was clear that it wouldn't work from her.
Therefore, the people of the Jin family changed their strategy and decided to let Long Xiaoyao take the initiative, so they successively gave Long Xiaoyao all kinds of great supplements, poured wine on him, and let him take the Golden Gun Pill......
Good tricks and bad tricks take turns, one by one.
However, it is useless, because Long Xiaoyao will always use various methods to make himself faint, and he will not touch the gold and jade beads at all.
In the end, everyone in the Jin family gave up, and Jin Yuzhu was no exception.
What else could it be?
You know, Long Xiaoyao is about to be ruined by them, he is seriously on fire, his nose is bleeding wildly, his face is pale, his breath is weak, he can't open his eyes, it is really terrifying, and if he tosses it, he may take his life at any time, is this a joke?
harms people, and harms a good person, how can they do it?
Even if she can't have a child for the rest of her life, Jin Yuzhu will definitely not let Long Xiaoyao be separated from her yin and yang like this.
There are times in life when you have to have it, and there are times in life when you don't want it.
Forget it, Miss Ben, I'd better go with the flow......