Chapter 799: I'm a Thief
c_t; Seeing the four words "little waist twisted" lit up in the friend column, Chu Ge couldn't help but be a little funny, this person, he really couldn't resist chattering, his rare last game, he actually happened to meet Shu 'Lu' and 'Lu' so coincidentally. [Fast update, refreshing website pages, few ads,,I like this kind of website the most, be sure to praise] visit:.
Although the name of "Little Waist Twist" lit up, Chu Ge did not talk to "Little Waist Twist" in the game.
His "old waist is 'straight'" continued to stand next to an NPC, listening to the NPC in the green 'color' dress say "hello" to him in a sweet 'female' voice, and then saw several people on the screen shouting horns.
"Little waist is coming!
"Where's the little waist, I'll go see you? Do you need my brother to take you to brush the picture? Take you to pretend to be 'forced' to take you to fly!"
"Little waist, on YY, I haven't heard your voice for a long time!"
Looking at these speakers, Chu Ge is happy again, Shu 'Lu' and 'Lu' are very popular in the game, and as soon as they go online, some people will shout non-stop.
But it's no wonder that the ratio of male and female in the game is more wolf and less 'meat', not to mention that Shu 'Lu' and 'Lu' are still the kind of 'female' children who play better and focus on this game for a long time, so it's not surprising that they are popular.
The speakers flashed one by one, but "little waist twist" did not reply with the speaker, and a few seconds passed, and there was an additional chat window sent by "small waist twist" on Chu Ge's game interface.
"Uncle??????????????"
As soon as he looked at these two words, plus this bunch of question marks, Chu Ge knew that the opposite side must be the number on Shu's 'Lu' and 'Lu', the corners of his mouth raised slightly, and he replied in the window, "Yo, remember my uncle?"
After typing this sentence, Chu Ge was about to send it, and before he hit the car back, he deleted the line again, with a wicked smile on his face, and retyped the information.
"Uncle?????????????"
After typing this line of question marks, it took more than ten seconds for the small waist to reply; After sending two "?", Chu Ge's face was even thicker, presumably Shu 'Lu' and 'Lu' must have made him 'confused', and Suo 'sex' also replied to the two.
This time, Shu 'Lu' and 'Lu' immediately replied to the message, "Uncle, what's wrong with you? I'm 'Lu' and 'Lu'!"
Chu Ge replied, "Oh, I know. Hehe, it's just to tease you. ”
"Dizzy. You scared me, I thought it wasn't your number, it's fun to tease me?" Shu 'Lu' and 'Lu' replied quickly, followed by a sweaty expression.
"Uncle, I'm almost tired to death from military training during this time, I'll endure it just because I'm tired, I'm about to turn into a black briquette, woo woo, I don't have a face to see people. Especially when I don't have the face to see you, I don't know when I will come back in vain. ”
After the sentence, there was a crying and crazy expression.
"Ha, the black dots are healthy. Chu Ge rolled his eyes, and immediately typed a few more words, "By the way, I want to buy a weapon." Do you have any money, bring me 80 million. ”
"Okay uncle, I'll go to your channel to 'trade' with you, you wait for me in the guild hall, I'll be there soon, okay!"
This sentence. Shu 'Lu' and 'Lu' didn't say it in the 'private' chat window, but shouted the horn, and then went offline with a twist of his small waist.
Chu Ge's evil smile became even thicker, and he walked to the guild hall with his old waist 'stiff' and stood next to a beautiful 'female' NPC.
A few seconds later, the small waist twisted and switched the channel, and Chu Ge saw that he was wearing a beautiful set of fashion. The little waist that walked like a gust of wind twisted to the side of the old waist and said, "Uncle, I'm coming", and then sent a 'transaction'.
The old waist is 'very 'Ting' to accept the 'transaction' request, the small waist twisted without saying a word, and directly put 80 million on it, and after each clicked to confirm, the old waist 'Ting' had 80 million income.
"Uncle, what weapon do you want to buy?"
Seeing Shu 'Lu' and 'Lu' typing such a line of words, Chu Ge felt funny in his heart, and immediately replied: "Buy a fart, hahaha, I'm a number thief, this broken number is so poor, I just wanted to delete the number, but I didn't expect you to come out, and you are so stupid, you will be hooked all of a sudden, this is really an unexpected gain;!hahaha!"
After typing these words, Chu Ge almost didn't make a sound, it is estimated that Shu's 'Lu' and 'Lu''s current face must be very 'fine', right?
In order to make this illusion of "number theft" more 'realistic', Chu Ge immediately turned off his phone again, so that Shu 'Lu' and 'Lu' couldn't find him at all.
Seeing that the screen of the mobile phone turned black, Chu Ge turned his gaze back to the computer screen, only to see his small waist twisted and silent for more than ten seconds before he said: "Uncle who stole the number, you ...... Are you kidding?"
"Are you kidding? Who has the time to joke with you? I didn't see it, you fool is still 'very' rich, 80 million said to take it, I knew I would order more. ”
Chu Ge said decently with the 'tone' of the number thief, when he typed these words, several players walked into the hall one after another, and when he sent this sentence, more than a dozen players had already entered the originally empty 'dang' and 'dang' hall, and the 'door' was still entering people, quite a bit of an endless stream.
"Thief dog, you don't want to be a 'forced' face, do you want to buy a coffin for your whole family by cheating your little waist money?"
"I'm really a dog stealing numbers, your whole family is dead, go back and have a look!"
"Point the grass old waist is 'strong', the garbage thief dog get out 1, the grass old waist is 'strong', the garbage thief dog gets out 2, the grass ......"
For a while, these players in the hall began to spray wildly on the old waist, and many people brushed up the horn, among which there was a gunman called "Lonely Shadow Liuzhen" scolded the most fierce, and the same words were followed by numbers, and the number was 12345678 checked.
The magician twisted his waist but didn't say anything, just looked a little stupid and stood next to the uncle's old waist.
Chu Ge smiled in front of the computer, he estimated that Shu 'Lu' and 'Lu' should be on the phone at this time, right?
Qin Ruojing inadvertently glanced up at Chu Ge, and couldn't help but wonder as she asked, "What are you smiling at?"
Chu Ge turned his head and smiled, "Teasing children." ”
"Teasing children?" Qin Ruojing was slightly stunned, and couldn't help but think of the few notes on Chu Ge's phone book that made her unforgettable, "Is it that clingy little kid?"
Chu Ge was originally smiling even happier, but when he suddenly heard Qin Ruojing say this, he immediately sweated, "Uh......"
"It seems so. Qin Ruojing muttered a sentence in her mouth, shook her head slightly, and turned her gaze back to her computer, but she looked a little absent-minded.
Chu Ge laughed twice, and seeing that Qin Ruojing had no intention of continuing to ask, he turned his gaze back to the interface of the game, and couldn't help but be a little speechless.
At this time, there were already people standing around the old waist and the little waist, and the entire guild hall looked indescribably crowded, and there were more people scolding him by swiping the horn, and the little waist had already said several words.
"Uncle, you're actually joking with me, aren't you?"
"You speak, can you change the password of this number back?"
"Please, don't 'mess' with the things on this account, okay, I'll give you how much money you want. ”
Feeling Shu 'Lu' and 'Lu' anxious, Chu Ge felt that it was almost time to tell her the truth, it was okay to joke, but it was also necessary to grasp the scale.
In fact, he didn't expect to gather so many people at the beginning, he simply wanted to tease Shu 'Lu' and 'Lu', but Shu 'Lu' and 'Lu' swiped a horn with him, this time it's good, all the people online have seen it.
Clicking on the corner of the small waist twisted 'color', Chu Ge sent a 'transaction' to the past, and the small waist twisted and immediately accepted it, and at the same time that the old waist 'Ting' put the 80 million into the 'exchange' column, the small waist twisted and put tens of millions of gold coins with a little fraction.
Looking at the amount of money that Shu 'Lu' and 'Lu' wanted to 'trade' with him, Chu Ge was a little speechless, a little moved, and a little guilty, looking at this, the money that Shu 'Lu' and 'Lu' wanted to 'trade' over should be all the belongings on her account, otherwise how could there be some fractions?
This crazy girl is really stupid, if he is really a number thief, even if she gives him all the money, it can only fuel the arrogance of the number thief, how can it have any positive effect?
Lao Waist 'Ting' canceled the 'Transaction' and switched from the public mode to the 'private' chat mode, and before he could type, the little waist twisted and sent a message;.
"Do you think the money is low? Then you wait for me, I'll go buy game currency. ”
Chu Ge was even more speechless and embarrassed, and immediately typed: "'Lu' and 'Lu', I'm your Uncle Chu Ge, I'm just teasing you, this matter is troublesome, and the whole service of 'getting' is known, take the 'handover', I'll give you the 80 million." ”
After saying that, the old waist was 'stiff' and sent a 'transaction' to the little waist twist, but the small waist was immediately canceled, and the chat mode was switched to 'private' chat, and a message was sent over.
"You...... What a big uncle?"
"Well, it's really me, we met in the car, and you almost stole a yellow 'hair' from your butt pocket after you put your phone, I'll help you get your phone back, this letter right?"
"Woo woo! Uncle, you're so bad! Do you know that you scared me to death! I thought your number was really stolen!"
"Isn't that going to pay you...... I was thinking of a little joke between the two of us, but who would have thought that you would use such a speaker? By the way, are you in the dormitory or in an Internet café?"
"I'm in the dormitory, uncle, hehe, I'll take you to brush the picture? I'm at full level, and now I'm amazing!"
Xiao Waist twisted and sent a smile, although it was just an expression on the screen, but in Chu Ge's eyes, he felt indescribably cute, as if he could see Shu Lu's bright smile through that expression.
"You'd better let your friends do what they should do first, although the horn is not an expensive thing, and you can't afford to squander it like this, I said that you are popular enough in the game. ”
"Oh...... yes, how did I forget that, hee-hee. ”
The little waist twisted and talked about the old waist and said "straight", made a grimace, and then sent a horn, "Friends, I'm sorry, this is a misunderstanding, my husband is joking with me!"
Chu Ge smiled speechlessly, and suddenly felt that something was wrong behind him, only to see Qin Ruojing looking towards his computer screen.
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