Chapter 343: Master and Apprentice Fight
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Chapter 343: Master and Apprentice Fight
Shout!
A cold wind blew, and in the silent night sky, there was nothing, and the wind and waves were calm.
Yeluyan waited for a while, opened his eyes, stood up angrily and scolded, "God, you are so unfair. Master, he already has a beautiful lady, and you can send him another one. I'm a complete bachelor, and you don't give me any of them? Why did he make a wish to drop a beautiful woman? I made a wish, but I can't even drop the?"
Quack Quack ......
At this moment, on the vast sky, a line of crows flew happily by, and a lump of white slime fell on Yeluyan's face.
Belch!
With a twitch of his face, Yeluyan froze instantly, and black lines fell all over his head.
Ah Gu came to him, stretched out his hand and touched his face, sniffed it in front of his nose, nodded solemnly and said: "Brother Yelu, the sky heard your wish, and really sent you a piece of bird, congratulations!"
"Congratulations to your sister, I don't want bird poop, it's a sister!"
With a loud shout, Ye Luyan wiped the stains on his face fiercely, and then looked at the little beauty in Yang Feng's hand with a jealous expression, and muttered, "Master, you already have a master, how about giving this to me?"
"Yan'er!"
His face was pale, Yang Feng was not angry when he heard his request, but said very seriously: "Master is not a stingy person, if it is something else, who is with you and me, what if I give it to you? But this girl is given by God as a teacher, which represents the will of heaven." What is the will of heaven? The will of heaven is the way of heaven, and the way of heaven is the greatest, and people cannot go against the sky, otherwise they will be punished by heaven, do you understand?"
His face sank, Yeluyan couldn't help but pouted and said, "Anyway, you just don't want to let it, so since this girl was given to the master by God, it is considered the will of heaven, then the master can always ...... it."
Touch!
Before he could finish speaking, there was a loud bang, and Yang Feng's righteous iron fist had already beaten him to the ground, gritting his teeth and saying: "I have long thought that you have the potential to be the old king next door, now I finally tell the truth, you rebel, you dare to beat your master's idea, deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors!"
"Uh...... Don't dare, I'm wrong, all women belong to the master, it's okay!" his whole body spasmed, Yeluyan lay on the ground, raised a hand tremblingly, and admitted his mistake.
Glancing at him, Yang Feng snorted noncommittally, and after taking a few deep breaths, he calmed down and sighed: "Yan'er, as a teacher, you are not such a domineering person, not all women have to snatch it, and they don't leave you a chance at all." At the very least, Ye Shi Niang's girl is not bad, she has a house, a car and an industry. Another day, I will be the master of the master, and I will do things for you, and you don't have to worry about other women. ”
"Oh, that old bustard, no, Master, I'd rather never marry for the rest of my life!" Hearing this, Yelu Yan suddenly raised his head and was about to cry.
Yang Feng pursed his lips disdainfully, and sneered: "One day as a teacher and a father for life, now that your father is not here, as a teacher, he can completely call the shots for you and set your life's major events for you." I'm going to hire Ye Shi Niang for you now, hehe!"
As he spoke, Yang Feng was already pulling his legs and leaving.
"Don't, Master, I'm still young, I don't want to stay with that fat woman who is more than 20 years older than me for the rest of my life, you still slap me, woo woo!"
Seeing this scene, Yeluyan couldn't help but immediately hugged Yang Feng's thigh, wailing and howling, afraid that this unobtrusive master would really propose marriage for him, and he would be finished.
This is really a tragedy where the hearers are sad and the listeners cry.
Looking at the scene of the master and apprentice fighting, Ah Guda on the side couldn't help but roll his eyes helplessly, and reminded: "That...... General Yang, before you go to propose marriage to Brother Yelu, do you want to see how the girl in your hand is? After such a long time, she has been motionless, should she die?"
"Ahh ”
After a pause, Yang Feng reacted, he didn't even look at the girl in his hand, but when he saw that he was in good shape, he was fighting with his apprentice.
If this girl has a figure and doesn't look good, then it's okay to let her own apprentice.
Thinking like this, Yang Feng hurriedly put the girl on the street slowly, reflecting the bright moonlight, and looked at it, and couldn't help but be slightly stunned.
Wow, I can't let it, I can't let it die.
"Wow, that's so cute!"
Yeluyan took a closer look, and he couldn't help but be fascinated by the light in his eyes.
"Huh, Yue'er?"
Only the one who was beaten by the bones was stunned and exclaimed.
"Huh, do you know her?"
Hearing his words, Yang Feng and Yelu Yan turned their heads to look at him in unison.
Nodding lightly, Ah Guda introduced: "This girl's name is Yue'er, she just entered the city yesterday morning, Ye Shi Niang's niece. ”
"What, that fat woman's niece?"
They all screamed, Yang Feng and Ye Luyan took a deep look at Yue'er's delicate and cute appearance, and couldn't help but shake their heads, and were amazed: "Tut-tut, it's impossible, it's not like it at all." ”
"Ah Guta, are you sure that this girl is related to that fat woman?"
Ye Luyan still couldn't believe it, and then turned to Ah Gu and shouted, Yang Feng couldn't help but sigh: "The power of genetic mutation is really powerful. Or did the fat woman's parents pass on the good genes to her sisters, and gave her the rest of the garbage? Alas, it seems that the fat woman, since she was born, is a gift!"
Hearing them say this, Ah Guda thought about it for a while, and then said, "I have confirmed that they are indeed related. As for why there is such a big difference in the appearance of the two, I think it may be a trace of time. Who hasn't been young yet, maybe Ye Shi Niang was also a beauty embryo when she was young!"
"Impossible, do you mean that my wife will become Ye Shi Niang's appearance in twenty years?"
However, as soon as he finished speaking, Yeluyan shouted loudly and pointed at Yue'er.
With a narrowing of his eyes, Yang Feng's fist tightened slightly, and then ......
Touch!
Yeluyan fell to the ground again, and the big bag on his head was lifted up by two.
"When did you become your wife this month? Have you asked for your teacher's opinion? Hmph!"
Glaring at him fiercely, Yang Feng looked at Yue'er's delicate little face again, and the corners of his mouth curled: "Originally, this hero is not a lustful person, but since this Yue'er girl is a gift from God, it is the will of heaven." Providence is the greatest, and this hero can only go with the sky, accept you, hahaha!"
"Wait!"
But as soon as his words fell, Yeluyan stood up again, and this time, like a warrior on the battlefield, he was no longer afraid, glared at Yang Feng fiercely, no longer gave in, and said solemnly: "Master, since Ah Guda has seen Miss Yue'er this morning, it means that this girl was not thrown down by God for you, and it has nothing to do with the will of heaven." It's not appropriate for you to use this excuse to occupy another beauty. ”
"Yan'er, you are finally like a man, you dare to strive for your own happiness, and you are quite relieved to be a teacher. But ......"
Staring at him tightly, Yang Feng didn't make a move this time, but said calmly: "If you want to fight with the teacher, I'm afraid it's almost there." ”
"That's not necessarily, sometimes the two are happy, just in a thought, it's hard to say who this girl can look at!" With a scorching fire flashing in his eyes, Yeluyan turned his head to look at Ah Guda and said, "Yes, Ah Guda!"
Uh, this......
's heart was stagnant, and Ah Guda couldn't help but smile: "It's not a secret, Miss Yue'er revealed it when she entered the city today, and she admired the prestige of the god cock hero very much, and she heard about it in her hometown." So when Yang Daxia was enforcing the law at the execution ground during the day today, we were watching below, and Miss Yue'er stared at Yang Daxia's eyes, but she didn't blink. ”
"What?"
With a shock to his body, Yeluyan's face turned pale, while Yang Feng laughed, patted him on the shoulder, and said proudly: "Little ghost, it seems that Jiang is still old and spicy." The charm of being a teacher is always in your ...... Ugh!"
But as he spoke, Yang Feng suddenly stopped, his face changed, and he turned his head to stare at the beauty who closed her eyes tightly.
It's strange, Lao Tzu's reputation as a god dick hero was raised in the Shangjing Palace, and even the entire Shangjing City has not been spread, where did this little girl hear my name?
Which hometown......