Chapter 279: Stupid Lori

Lu Yan, who came back to his senses, looked at the other side of the forest in horror, thinking that he knew that something was wrong there, and he had been sitting there for so long, and it seemed that his mentality had drifted a little bit recently!

I can afford to play in a small town because I follow the rules.

And when you get to the wild, are there rules to follow?

Thinking about how long I've been in the Guardian Land, I've almost forgotten what the world is like!

Thinking about it, Lu Yan gathered his mind again, put away the idea that I had become a person, and carefully dealt with everything he had to face next!

.........

In spring, the rainbow after the rain is like a flyover, and the sun is bright and warm.

Lu Yan came to a forest again, and after careful observation, this forest should not be a dead land, a Jedi, or a dangerous place.

Because in these places, there will be no such phenomenon as birds singing and flowers!

After the rain, a rainbow bridge was brought to the sky, and it also brought a sub-vision to this forest!

Half of the forest is dyed with water droplets, as bright as glass, dripping into beads, ticking into music!

The other half is dusty for the branches and buds, the bark is half off, the insects squeak and the birds chirp, and the chorus sings!

Lu Yan looked at this vibrant forest and knew that this forest could be used as a resting place, so he tread water and walked towards the dry land!

Under the shade of the tree, Lu Yan walked to the spot of the day, his feet were a little on the ground, and three mounds protruded from the ground!

With a flick of his hand, the dead leaves on the ground rolled up with the wind, and they were piled up in the center of the three mounds!

With a snap of the fingers, the dead leaves spontaneously combust without fire, the tongues of fire are added to the chaos, and the flames are flying!

Lu Yan stretched out his hand, and a folding pot appeared in his hand, and the thick smell of chicken soup seeped out from the lid of the pot.

As soon as the folding pot is put on the three mounds, the lid of the pot is lifted, and under the flame support, the soup in the pot is tumbling again, and all kinds of mushrooms and mushrooms float and emerge with the tumbling soup, crystal clear, like white jade!

The chicken rolls are shredded, the mushrooms are transparent, the mushroom-fragrant soup is fragrant and the leaves are rushing up the nose, and the torrent in Lu Yan's mouth is coming out against the current!

"Sizzle~ fragrant!"

With this good product for curing hunger, how can Lu Yan be lazy?

A hand and a spoonful are now in his hand, and now his stomach and intestines are standing together! Lu Yan didn't care about the hot soup, so he scooped it up, blew it twice, and sent it to his mouth!

The appetizing sound of pig food adds a bit of strange soundtrack to the forest morning song.

Just as Lu Yan was devouring it, a crisp loli sound broke into Lu Yan's ears!

"Well, I planted this mountain, and I opened this tree,... Remain... Food, food... Robbery !!"

Lu Yan listened to the chic sound of robbery, and the sound of pig food was interrupted.

He was holding a spoon in his hand, and there was half a spoonful of soup in the spoon, a drop of chicken soup, along the corner of Lu Yan's mouth, hanging on the shredded chicken outside, dripping into the soup in the spoon, splashing a few drops of water!

Lu Yan closed his mouth and chewed mushrooms, lowered his head, his eyes slanted upward, and aimed at the creature who was shouting robbery!

I saw a five-short figure, bucket shoes with feet, white stockings and legs, a small body, wearing leather armor, and a small leather bag hanging from the shoulder! Horsetail double whip, face full of cats, expression fierce and pretentious! Holding a delicate butterfly, knife and dagger, is shouting with teeth and claws: robbery! (Book friend: Nine-clawed golden pig cameo)

Lu Yan chewed the mushroom expressionlessly, looked at the stupid loli creature in front of him, and after judging her, he swallowed the mushroom and said:

"Hey, little sister, your boyfriend is gone!"

Lori creature was stunned at first, and after thinking for a while with her delicate brain, she was suddenly taken aback! The butterfly knife in her hand fell to the ground! Hurriedly lowered her head and turned around, her pupils hung dripping, and she shouted in a hurry:

"Golden Pig, Golden Pig, you are there, don't leave me, I'm afraid alone!"

Lu Yan looked at this stupid loli creature and was stunned, so he raised his spoon and drank the soup, but the words of the loli creature made Lu Yan turn his head and spray!

"Poof!"

Looking back again, Lu Yan looked at the Lori creature hanging bag that was bowing his head and turning around, and now there was a teacup pig drilled out, looking at his master with that bewildered look, the appearance when he just woke up, coupled with the confused look, it looked very cute!

Lu Yan saw that this stupid loli creature was still spinning around, so he said in a loud voice:

"Hey, little sister, your boyfriend is back! It's on the lanyard!"

The silly loli creature stiffened, and with a "oh!" sound, it also indicated that he knew and was confused!

Then he naturally pulled the hanging bag on his side, took out the teacup pig in the hanging bag, put it on his face, and said while rubbing:

"Little Golden Pig, you can't learn to be as bad as before, it's always gone, and people are looking for you! People are afraid now, if you dare to leave me behind, they will cry to you!"

The teacup pig went from bewildered to disgusted, its pig's trotters pressed on the face of its stupid master, and finally it couldn't bear to push her away!

At the end of the day, it looked like it was loveless, and at the same time, it also said: When did I not find you when I woke up? How did you find me yourself? How did I fall for such a stupid master like you?

Lu Yan looked at the two harmless creatures in front of him with a bewildered expression! A thought rolled in his heart one after another: This kind of intelligence-level stupidity shouldn't be contagious, right?!

Although Lu Yan has already assessed these two creatures as low-intelligence and harmless, their value is still very high, at least she can chat with her.

"Hey, little sister, do you want to come some?"

The loli creature who was closing her eyes and enjoying the rubbing was suddenly awakened by Lu Yan's voice!

As soon as her stupid hands were loosened, the little golden pig was planted on the ground very naturally, and then the Lori creature hurriedly lowered her head and turned around, and finally hurriedly picked up the butterfly knife, and shouted to Lu Yan fiercely:

"Robbery!"

"You don't want to eat!"

"Yes!" (a drop of unidentified liquid passes through the corner of his mouth)

"Come here!" (a bag of bread tossed)

"Oh!"

"People still want to have one!" (After taking the cake, he pointed his finger to the soup)

As soon as the stupid cute Lori heard that there was something to eat, her fierce expression disappeared, licked her lips, and hurriedly walked towards Lu Yan in two steps.

But what did he think of one after another? Hurriedly lowered his head and looked around for something, and finally found his goal!

She threw the delicate butterfly knife to the ground, hugged the golden pig with a loveless face, and said apologetically:

"Little Piggy, I'm sorry, people don't have a heart! People just forget, can you forgive them?"

"By the way, people have grabbed delicious food, can you eat it first?

As she spoke, Silly Lori held the teacup pig in a daze and walked towards Lu Yan.

And Lu Yan listened to the words of stupid Lori with a spoon in one hand and a bowl in the other, and rolled his eyes and thought: Lao Tzu is robbed? And it is also a robbery for such a stupid and cute creature!

Spoon a bowl of soup with enough ingredients for this stupid cute Lori, take out another bowl yourself, and bring yourself a bowl!

After all, I am eating a pot with others, and then eating with the same way as just now, it is a bit too much!

Fortunately, the soup is still boiling, and there is no problem with disinfection and sterilization.

After the stupid cute Lori took the soup, she took a sip in a daze, and then thought of something, and hurriedly said to the teacup pig:

"Little piggy, don't worry, I'll give you something to eat first, but I'm afraid you'll be hot, so let's try to see if it's hot!"

Saying that, after Silly Lori took another sip carefully, she was a little reluctant to bring the bowl to the front of the teacup pig.

The teacup pig glanced at the stupid cute Lori in disgust, and finally drank the soup in the bowl.

But before she could take a few sips, Silly Lori brought the soup to her mouth and blew it, and took another big sip before stuffing it in front of the teacup pig.

When the teacup pig was taken away from the soup bowl, and then stuffed it into his mouth, he still remained in a state of confusion, until he came back to his senses, rolled his eyes and looked at his confused master, and sighed heavily in his heart: his own pig is over!

Then he gave up on himself and ate the food in the bowl.

Lu Yan watched the two cute creatures interacting there, and they didn't know what to say.

Should I have the consciousness of a robbed person?

"Hey, little girl, where is your house?"

Stupid Lori held the bowl, looked at Lu Yan vigilantly all of a sudden, and said:

"My mom said that anyone who asks where my house is, they're bad people!

"You're going to ask me where and what I'm doing, are you a bad person, are you going to be prepared to do something bad?!"

After hearing this, Lu Yan rolled his eyes and thought: Even if Lao Tzu wants to do something bad, he won't look for you, a stupid loli, to fool him!

Even if you succeed, it's too unfulfilling!

And a stupid and cute Lori like you is also very guilty when she flickers around, do you know? This makes Lao Tzu's decent image greatly discredited, do you know?

"Ask where your home is, I'm going to send you back, if you don't want to go back, forget it!"

As soon as Silly Lori heard that she was going home, she immediately pursed her lips and responded:

"I'm not going back! I'm going to practice spells here, I'm going to get strong here, and I'm going back to get revenge! I'm going to be the villain!"

Lu Yan couldn't help frowning slightly when he heard that this stupid Lori wanted revenge at first, but when he heard that this stupid Lori was going to be the villain in the end, he probably knew that things should not be what he imagined.

"Revenge, revenge?"

"Revenge Simon for bullying me!"

"Simon is my cousin, he said he wanted to be a hero, so I had to be a villain and beat him up!"

"Ahem!"

What a wish!

"Then do you know how to be the villain?"

"If you become super powerful, you can be a villain!"

"Wrong! To be a villain, you have to have a black belly, do you?"

"What's that?"

"It's similar to your girls' palace fighting skills, a vicious scheme, it's a basket of baskets into your brain, and you don't need money to throw it out!

When Stupid Lori heard this, the whole person seemed to have been hit, and she fell down all of a sudden, and muttered:

"Oh, no!"

Seeing this, Lu Yan finally couldn't bear to ask:

"And what will you do?"

When Stupid Lori heard this, she immediately filled her whole body with the breath of life, and she was full of vitality and put the teacup pig over her head with one hand, and shouted:

"My mother said: People will die, super will die!"

After Lu Yan heard this, the lid of his eyelids twitched!

Death? Very powerful attribute!

If this is a death level, the stronger the death skill, the better the luck of this stupid Lori! Otherwise, it would be impossible to live such a big Loli!