Chapter 266 Bragging

"Uh, I said Lao Liu. Jiang Yan's forehead began to break out in a cold sweat. Pulling his sleeve and wiping it, he said: "Although I am a jade tree in the wind, handsome, heroic, and graceful, I am still a virgin, and I don't want to die yet." You're my buddy, you can't help but cover a little bit, right? Or, you wait here and introduce other people to you, Lao Liu, do you like to be fat or thin?"

"Damn, it's not to buy pork, it's fatter and thinner. Liu Qian laughed out loud, then his eyes narrowed again, staring at Jiang Yan, hehe laughed: "Jiang Fatty, I think you are the most suitable, our brothers have such a good relationship, you can lend me your body." "But I'm laughing secretly in my heart, dead fatty, how about the stimulation for you this time?

"Dude, I, Jiang Yan, have never been sorry for you in my life. Jiang Yan's face suddenly turned pale, and he said with a cry: "Lao Liu, why don't you hold on to me, for your future, I, Jiang Yan, also ran back and forth, tired like a dog." ”

What happened? Liu Qian was slightly stunned, and then he came to his senses, how could this fat Jiang man have the key to his own house?

Seeing that he was so frightened, Liu Qian didn't dare to joke anymore, laughed and patted him on the shoulder and said: "Okay, okay, Jiang Fatty, I'm just making a little joke with you, are you really thinking of me as a ghost?" Tell you, I'm a powerful cultivator now, this is just an out-of-body baby, as for being afraid of becoming like this? Tell you, now that my buddy is back, I won't watch you suffer and suffer alone on the earth without help, and I will follow my brother to cultivate the truth in the future!"

The beautiful face gradually turned from frightened to stunned, and looked at Liu Qian's eyes like looking at an idiot: "I said Lao Liu, did you see too much from the starting point YY? Or did you break your head when you got out of the car? ”

Ignoring Liu Qian's eyes that wanted to kill him, as if he had seen through it, he buried his body in the sofa, spread his back, and said: "Okay, okay, for the sake of your unclear mind, you can possess yourself, but you are not allowed to erase my soul, I can't see that in a few days, you will enter the underworld and be reincarnated." I'll lend you this body for a few days. Hey, you've been in the Yang world for a few days, who told me to be your brother by mistake? But one thing you have to promise me is that you are absolutely not allowed to use my body to do disgusting things?

"He, Jiang Fatty, you will die for me!" Liu Qian picked up a sofa pillow with energy, and threw it on his head funny and angry: "Damn, with Lao Tzu's qualifications, do you still need to jerk off to live?" Lao Tzu casually hooked his fingers, and Niu'er was still not in line, crying and shouting for me to soak?"

saw Liu Qian joking with him and bragging. Jiang Yan seemed to have returned to the scene when he drank and bragged with Liu Qian. The last trace of fear in his heart dissipated, and regardless of Liu Qian's current "ghost" body, he hugged the sofa pillow, laughed and scolded and threw it back, "Damn, Lao Liu, you just blow it, you didn't even drink a sip of this, and you started talking nonsense." Do you remember the last time we drank, you said to go make a chick and prove it to me, but you didn't pay attention to you. ”

As soon as Liu Qian heard him mention it, the long-sealed memory also came to his heart. Embarrassed to avoid the pillow, not to be outdone, he turned around and scolded: "You are not much better, do you? I remember that you dead fat man pulled me to the bar, saying that there was a coquettish, and it was very easy to start, but Lao Tzu followed you excitedly, but he, it was a gay bar! I said Jiang Yan, you shouldn't be a dead BL, right? No wonder you're still an old virgin, tsk, rare animals, right?"

Jiang Yan blushed when he heard this, but he seemed to think of something, and immediately sneered at him: "I'm a virgin, but Lao Liu, you don't seem to have broken anything, right? ”

"Lao Tzu is a virgin?" Liu Qian said triumphantly: "Lao Tzu don't have too many women, wait in line for me to get on." It's broken with me, but what about the queen of the elves of the Tianfeng Continent, that taste, tsk, forget it, I won't tell you, anyway, Lao Tzu's woman will pull one out at will, and all those popular movie stars and singers will be laid off. ”

"Ha, ha, ha. Jiang Yan pretended to laugh dryly three times, pointed at Liu Qian and scolded with a smile: "Dead old Liu, I didn't expect that after you hung up and became a ghost, you would be even better at blowing the New Year than before, and the queen of the elf clan, why don't you say that you are a goddess in a broken place? Anyway, it's all bragging, it's better to brag bigger." ”

"Well, although the goddess hasn't done it, a certain goddess has helped me blow Xiao. Liu Qian was a little embarrassed, although the relationship between the Grim Reaper Night Lily and himself was extremely close, it had never really been dirty, and he had known that he would have come to a bully first, and now he is blowing up, and he has enough confidence.

Jiang Yan rolled his eyes, patted his head, and laughed exaggeratedly: "Okay, buddy, you're really funny, why don't you write it at the starting point, with your current imagination, it's not a problem to be a VIP." The title of the book is "It's good to burn the gods in the fire, it's red, the goddess will help you blow the flute, ha! See that you are in such a good mood, go, drink together, and then blow it" Speaking of the last sentence, Jiang Yan stretched out his hand to Liu Qian's shoulder and patted it.

But on the load, Jiang Yan's hand slapped into the air, passed directly from Liu Qian's shoulder, and there were bursts of beautiful water ripples, this scene made the smile on Jiang Yan's face stiffen, and the originally smiling eyes also dimmed suddenly: "I'm sorry, Lao Liu." The eyes gradually moistened, and a few cloudy tears flowed down his eyelids, and he sobbed: "In the future, I'm afraid I won't be able to drink with you anymore and brag." ”

"Jiang" Liu Qian seemed to want to say something, but was stopped by Jiang Yan's beckoning.

"I know that you still have a lot of things you want to do in your life. Jiang Yan's eyes were red, and his expression was miserable: "That's why I will stay in the yang world and not leave, but don't worry, after you go down, I will definitely burn some money for you often, don't you like goddesses? It doesn't matter, I will definitely burn a few more goddesses for you." I knew that you would die so early, even if I bought it, I would buy a girl and come back to let you break it! Damn, human life is so fragile and helpless, and when I finish your funeral, I must find a woman to break the place as soon as possible, I don't want to be like you, come to the world in vain. ”

In the previous paragraph, what he said was still a little touching, but the more he talked about it, Liu Qian had an urge to pick him up and throw him downstairs. Damn, what kind of eulogy is this? Liu Qian secretly thought that he was fortunate not to really die, and if he really died, maybe he would be so angry that he would crawl out of the coffin, pinch his beloved son, and let him go down together, so that he would have a companion on the road to relieve his boredom.

"Lao Tzu is not dead yet, what kind of aftermath are you doing?" Liu Qian stared at him angrily.

"Lao Liu, are you okay to wake up?" Jiang Yan was sad and excited to catch Liu Qian, but he still caught it: "Look at you like this, you are still not dead? Your body is still in the hospital morgue, what do you think I came to your house early in the morning to do? is to help you find a set of clothes that you usually like to wear, and then"

"My corpse?" Liu Qian was really taken aback: "Jiang Fatty, you mean, my substitute, no, nail is really dead, how did he die?"

"Of course I was hit by a car and died. Jiang Yan's eyes, like a pair of rabbits, choked up a little and said: "It's not unusual for you to forget, I heard that people become ghosts after death, and they usually forget how they died, the night before yesterday, you were hit by a car in order to save a little girl, and not long after you were sent to the hospital, you we"

Liu Qian couldn't believe that his doppelganger was stupid for that kind of virtue, and he blamed himself for his unscrupulous master, and he didn't add some special abilities to his doppelganger? Liu Qian couldn't even crash a car to death? Liu Qian didn't dare to guarantee otherwise, if it was a car, a hundred cars would line up to pass by him, and he wouldn't be able to break a single hair, and fortunately he came back in time, if he couldn't come back, wouldn't his parents be lonely and old?

Thinking that the doppelganger was dead, his parents must be in the hospital guarding the corpse in pain, Liu Qian couldn't sit still anymore, and asked Jiang Yan which hospital it was, swished through the window, and flew straight to the hospital

"Oh, your dead lover's name is Liu Qian?" Night Lily was sitting in the same car as Mu Wan'er at this time, speeding towards the city, she had already recognized the photo when she saw it for the first time, although Liu Qian in the photo was very different from the Liu Qian she knew. However, the sensitivity peculiar to a woman, and her unique judgment, made her make that kind of judgment in the first moment.

The two learned from Mu Wan'er that the name of the person in the photo was also Liu Qian, although the night lily was calm on the surface, but deep down was turbulent. Obviously, Liu Qian and himself turned into nothingness in the energy vortex just now. Why is there another Liu Qian here? It seems that it is still a Liu Qian who has not started to cultivate the truth?

Night Lily decided to understand this matter before she died, not to mention, listening to this Mu Wan'er, Liu Qian still has parents alive, according to the customs here, the wife has the obligation to replace the dead husband and take care of his parents, although he has no name with Liu Qian, but Ye Fei is distracted, he has already regarded himself as Liu Qian's wife

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