Chapter 76: Storytelling
But at this moment, how could Su Gan lose the upper hand, there was a slight sneer on the corner of his mouth, and he approached: "What about killing you?"
"Yo, how dare you!" the girl looked provocative, then flipped her palm, and out of nowhere, she took out a metal sphere the size of a melon, raised it high, and made a gesture to fall to the ground.
"I'll throw it away if you come over again!"
Su Gan was obviously stunned, the thing she was holding was pale gold, it was full of strange patterns, and it exuded dangerous energy.
Su Gan was shocked, and immediately exerted coercion and went to Shui Ji'an to suppress him. The girl snorted, and the flower lost color, but then, her cuffs glowed blue, and a small pale blue dragon emerged from her wrist and swirled around the girl.
The little dragon didn't know what the magic weapon was, and it rotated from the top of the girl's head to the feet, and then rotated back to the top of the head, and the cycle went back and forth, forming a light blue cocoon, which actually resisted his coercion a few points.
Su Qian snorted coldly, how strong his soul was, it must be stronger than An Nanjun, at least to the level of the Void God Realm. Is there a treasure that can allow the monks of the Martial God Realm to resist the coercion of the Void God Realm? Su Gan didn't believe it when he said it.
His thoughts were shocked, and a layer of invisible power vibrated in the sea of consciousness, hitting the cocoon outside the girl's body, forming layers of violent ripples. In an instant, the little blue dragon dimmed, as if it had suffered a heavy blow, and retracted into the girl's cuffs.
Shui Ji'an snorted, was suppressed by Su Gan again, and fell on his back in the sea of consciousness, and the ball also broke away from her hand, but it was caught by Su Gan and did not fall.
Su Qian squatted in front of Shui Ji'an, shook the ball in front of her, and asked with a smile, "What is this?"
"Hmph!" Shui Ji'an snorted coldly, don't turn his head, and ignore him.
"Smack!" Su Gan slapped her delicate buttocks hard, continued to put the ball in front of her, and asked, "What is this?"
Shui Ji'an was ashamed and furious: "Bastard, I'm going to kill you!"
"Really?"
Su Gan put the hand that had slapped her ass in front of her, made a kneading and scratching motion, and said with an obscene threat: "It's so soft, it's so elastic, no one has touched your delicate body yet, right?"
Don't forget, you're in my sea of knowledge now, I can do whatever I want to do to you, you'd better not be ignorant!
Otherwise, I will lock you up for the rest of your life, let you accompany me every day, and die here!"
Su Gan was obscene at first, and his tone was calm, but after speaking, his face had become hideous, and his speech turned into a roar.
Shui Ji'an was stunned at that time, and her pretty face changed from a little ashamed pink to a white one.
The current Su Gan is not the outside, but is wearing a black robe, which is somewhat similar to the King of Ao Qiong. Even if he doesn't speak, he has a majesty. In addition, he has two long double horns on the top of his head, most of which are chaotic color, but the fifth section from the root is black, with the temperament of a great demon king.
Su Gan didn't expect that these words really frightened Shui Ji'an.
Shui Ji'an is a celebrity in his novels, this girl has been lawless since she was a child, noble and talented, she is treated politely wherever she goes, and she will be forgiven for any trouble.
Her lively and somewhat wild personality, impeccable to the point of being beautiful and natural, are all very lovable. From the children to the elders, they all responded to her needs.
Even in Ji'an City, the princes and sons of those princes and nobles spontaneously formed a super luxury version of the flower protection team and accompanied her to mess around.
Ji'an City is the capital of Nanze, and it can be seen from her name how much Emperor Ze loves this little daughter. Although Shui Ji'an is wild, it doesn't mean that she doesn't love herself, if someone does anything to her, it will be light to be hacked to death.
In "The Three Realms of the Star Dome", Su Wu provoked Shui Ji'an when he entered the city, and then was besieged all the way, and the weakest one was the level of the son of the first-class master's family.
Su Gan just slapped her delicate buttocks, which can be regarded as offending Shui Ji'an miserably.
But what made Su Qian even more depressed was that he didn't feel anything when he shot it. He originally thought that hitting someone with his soul must feel nuanced, but it was like hitting a piece of tofu, and he didn't feel the feeling of being in a state of mind at all.
However, Su Gan didn't care too much about this, although his life in his previous life was a failure, but after all, this life has undergone 10,000 soul reshapes, and he has to control his emotions a lot.
"Now, I ask you to answer. ”
Su Gan's smile returned, and his voice was much calmer, but now he was putting a lot of pressure on Shui Ji'an.
"First question, who are you?" Su Gan said with a smile.
Shui Ji'an was stunned for a moment, and muttered coldly: "You have something wrong with your brain......"
"Smack!" Anyway, I was offended, Su Gan didn't mind fighting again, and it naturally felt like it was touching too much.
"......Don't let me out, or I'll throw you into the Shenwu Army Prison and let you see the 1,300 kinds of torture in the empire!"
"Smack!"
Su Gan sneered and looked down at Shui Ji'an condescendingly, but he didn't expect that this girl's eyes suddenly turned red......
"Wow......"
"Hey, you're a princess, even if you're not a princess, you're so old and you don't cry!"
I have to say that this girl is crying with pear blossoms and rain, and the tip of her nose is red, which is really distressing.
"Woo...... You're bullying me!"
"......" Su Gan's momentum instantly weakened a lot.
"I'm going to tell my father...... Let him cure you!"
Now Su Gan really wants to say something, you dare to run to the realm of reincarnation to play with such courage?
"Don't cry!" Su Gan drank.
"Wow......"
After about two minutes, Su Gan realized that this guy was not pretending to be crying, but was really wronged.
Su Gan had a toothache.
It's okay to pretend to cry, as long as she doesn't eat oil and salt, she will naturally give up after crying for a long time. But if she really cries, it means that she has really broken down, and the conversation in the future will not be very good.
Su Gan didn't want to really offend a princess.
His current ability is too weak, not to mention Emperor Ze, even if he sends a few monks from the Open Pulse Realm, he can use long-range spiritual magic to blast him to death. Moreover, Emperor Ze is a super powerhouse who can compete with the Purple Qi Sect.
didn't rescue Aya, and offended Emperor Ze again. Su Gan was afraid that he would have to get the lunch box early and let Liuse open a new book.
"Don't cry, I don't really want to hit you. Su Gan's tone was much softer, he wanted to rub Shui Ji'an's hair to comfort her, but he was afraid that this would increase her disgust even more.
Now she looks aggrieved, really like a kitten that has been robbed of a toy.
"Woo ......"
"Don't cry, am I wrong?"
"Woo ......"
Now it has been changed to water, Ji'an, oil and salt are not entered.
Su Qian sighed, if there was really no way, he could only leave Shui Ji'an here first, wait for her to calm down naturally, and then come back to negotiate with her. But this is only a last resort.
The best strategy is that he dominates and controls Shui Ji'an's emotions and makes her afraid of herself. In this way, Su Gan can make some demands and achieve his goals.
But because of his mistakes, the top policy directly fell into the bottom policy.
However, just as Su Qian sighed and was about to leave Zhihai, Shui Ji'an suddenly spoke.
"If you tell me a story, I won't cry......"
"I'll go, what kind of requirement is this, Su Beibei won't let me tell the story, okay?" Su Qian muttered in his heart, but no matter how young the princess's psychological age is, this matter is a drama after all.
In fact, this is to blame Su Gan for not coaxing girls. If it is replaced by some masters, it is easy to achieve the best strategy through some simple means when they know the character of Shui Ji'an.
A direct threat of force is clearly the stupidest way to go.
But Su Gan is like this, you say he is ruthless...... Obviously not, if he was ruthless, how could he take care of Su Beibei, he could completely withdraw to Tiantu County with the large army, maybe he would have joined the Purple Qi Sect now.
You call him stupid, he does handle the relationship badly.
"Good...... I'll speak. Su Gan helplessly squatted down again.
"You put away the coercion, let me move......" Shui Ji'an sobbed.
"Good. Su Gan thought about it, if he didn't accept the coercion, it was estimated that the conversation would not be able to proceed. However, he used his divine sense to touch out her storage treasure to prevent her from making small movements.
Shui Ji'an sniffled, then moved his joints and took out a handkerchief from his coat pocket to wipe his nose.
Su Gan looked straight at him, but this girl is still virtuous, if she blows her nose in Su Gan's sea of knowledge, then she is really ...... However, how could a princess do such a thing?
After doing this, she hugged her knees, and didn't care about her storage treasure, just sat next to Su Gan, waiting for him to speak.
Su Gan looked up and down, and his face couldn't help but darken. No matter how he looks at it, he has a feeling that he has been pitted by Shui Ji'an.
Is this guy really crying, it seems like she wanted me to tell her stories from the beginning.
"What are you looking at!" the two eyes are slippery...... "Shui Ji'an sneered.
"Forehead ......"
"What's the amount, tell me quickly!"
“......”
Telling such a story, Su Gan can be said to come with his mouth open, after all, he relied on this to eat in his previous life.
The stories in his chest can be described as vast, fairy tales, novels, legends, folklore, all kinds of genres he can come with his mouth open, and he can talk for days and nights.
He wasn't very knowledgeable, but he could memorize every novel he read and retell it five years later, which is why he chose to be a professional writer when he grew up.
Though...... The industry is not as easy to do as he thought.
For an audience like Shui Ji'an, Su Gan knows what stories to tell, and she likes them.
She is not short of money, good looks, status, and supporters, and her life is very full. She also lives in a cultivation family, she must be well-informed, and there is no shortage of strange and dreamy things.
Telling her fantasy stories is definitely not okay.
It is even more undesirable to talk about history, military affairs, or anything. Although Shui Ji'an is eccentric, her royal lessons are very good, even if it is not an exaggeration to say that the ancient is well-known.
She is an honor student in the true sense of the word, not a nerd cultivated by exam-oriented education. She knows so much that it's hard to have something new for her.
Just like An Nanjun said, she is a heaven-level high-grade spirit root, and she is also a water moon spirit body. Even if it is the seal left by An Nanjun, she can break it through her own research. Although this also has a lot to do with her physique.
When it comes to technology, she may not understand.
Telling fairy tales, there are too many Prince Charming around her, and she probably won't be interested.
The legends and folklore may be somewhat thin.
What she wants to hear is something she hasn't seen before, and there are many of them, very common, everywhere, and they happen all around us, and even you and I are involved in them.
The life of a little person, struggling to survive in a cruel society, and a life of careful planning for oil and rice, is something she will never experience.
Su Gan knew what to talk about.
He sorted out his thoughts for a while, and then spoke, Zhihai was very quiet, only Su Gan's voice echoed. The surroundings are dark and the atmosphere is nice.
"On the other side of the starry sky, there is a very small star, called the earth, there are many countries on the earth, there are seven continents and four oceans, people who live there think that the earth is very big, but in fact it is only half of Nanze.
There is no aura there, no Taoism is developed, and human beings can only live with difficulty. No matter how hard they try, it will be difficult for them to live past the age of 100. They will continue to damage their bodies in life, and there are many diseases that are difficult to cure, and when they reach the age of 60, their organs will age rapidly and enter the stage of old age.
For many people there, reading is the only way out, but they don't have the aura to quench their bodies, and they don't have the mental power, and their learning efficiency is very low. Even if you study hard, you can remember very little.
It would take them twenty years to study in school. After graduating from school, most people have to earn money to support their families, and they do heavy jobs, with salaries that are not equal to their value, and they overdraft their bodies.
Many people think that children are happy, but it is difficult for adults to feel that children are not easy in that society. ”
......
"On that planet, there is a man named Su Gan, who was born in a small village, his parents are farmers, his mother is a teacher, and his monthly salary is pitiful. In addition to farming, my father also picked up garbage and went to work in many factories.
His grandfather is very old, but for the sake of the family, he also has to work, and his grandmother is suffering from a stubborn illness, although she can't make money, but she also breaks her heart......"
Su Gan didn't tell any bells and whistles, he just told his experience as it was.
Shui Ji'an has a strong ability to understand, and when she encounters something she doesn't understand, she will ask, and Su Gan will patiently explain it to her.
Su Gan's story is very long, there are no ups and downs, there are no ups and downs, and it is very ordinary.
There is no vigorous love, and there are no ups and downs in life, there is just a life attitude of being like a day and suffering from hardship.
In fact, this is also the life of most people.
But the story is fresh enough for Shui Ji'an.
There are many places that she can't understand, she can't understand the feelings of people in that world, she doesn't understand why smart people live with stupid people, she doesn't understand why someone cheats on exams, and she doesn't understand why Su Gan doesn't pursue the girl she likes even though she lives in a classroom.
"What do potato chips taste like?"
"Is English that hard?"
"It's easy to run a 1,000 meter. ”
"Computer games?"
"That's also called love?"
"Does this need to be learned?"
"It's tiring to climb a mountain for a few hundred meters......"
"What an amazing network. ”
"I want to watch a movie too!"
"Damn proctor!"
"Then he's going to have to work harder!"
"College Graduation ......"