Xu Dashan returned to the house, took out a T-shirt from the space, and went out to hand it to the other party. Now in the blessed land, there are all kinds of things related to clothing, food, housing and transportation. When you go out, you don't need to bring luggage at all.

Subsequently, he was locked in his room alone and watched the news on the Internet.

Somewhere a wild boar on a mountain suddenly went crazy and came down the mountain and bit several villagers.

The brute...... It can't be that it has evolved into a fierce beast, right? Seeing this news, a thought immediately popped up in Xu Dashan's mind.

Since becoming a monastic, he has become more and more sensitive to similar information.

It's just a fierce beast, and those soldiers in sixteen places can solve it, and Xu Dashan didn't care.

After a cursory glance at a few pieces of news, he went back to the school forum and burst out laughing.

Maybe the title of the crotch man is very compatible with Ji Wanxiong, and in just a few hours, it has spread throughout the forum. Looking at the replies below, there are hundreds.

Some people even made limericks: The basketball game is very hard, and the leaders of the student union will pay attention. Which performance is the most shocking, crotch man!

The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and there is a man with a crotch in front!

It's hard to say goodbye when you meet, Dongfeng is powerless crotch man!

In this regard, Xu Dashan can only deeply admire, there are many talents in the school!!

He was looking over here, and suddenly, a scream came from upstairs: "Ah...... Xu Dashan, come on!"

"What's the matter, Teacher Xiang!?" Xu Dashan hurriedly dodged, and the next moment, he appeared in the room on the second floor.

"Mouse, what a big mouse!!" Xiang Fei pointed to the windowsill and said in a trembling voice.

"You're talking about smelling gophers, don't be afraid, I raised them. Xu Dashan breathed a sigh of relief and waved his hand. After seeing the world of flowers outside, the little guy didn't want to stay in the space for a long time.

Helpless, he had no choice but to keep the other party in the villa. Anyway, this thing is very fast, and even if someone finds it, it shouldn't be able to catch it.

I never thought that when it came home at night, it would knock down Xiang Fei.

Summoned by the master, the sniffing gopher immediately jumped over and burrowed into Xu Dashan's arms.

"You raised it, it's cute?" Seeing the little mouse's eyes purring, Xiang Fei had no fear. She leaned in and looked curiously.

"It's pretty cute," Xu Dashan replied, and his body reacted unconsciously.

There was no way, Xiang Fei stood in front of him and leaned forward. She had just finished taking a shower and was wearing a T-shirt as pajamas, with a vacuum inside. From this point of view, the temptation is incomparable.

"What kind of rat is this?" Xiang Fei turned his head and asked, and then exclaimed, "Ah...... What do you see?"

"It's nothing," Xu Dashan hurriedly withdrew his gaze.

"I'm going to sleep, you go out" Xiang Fei covered his chest with one hand and pulled the hem of his T-shirt with the other.

This posture has infinite style.

Xu Dashan was really afraid that if he stayed any longer, he would not be able to control it, so he hurriedly said sorry and went downstairs.

Since cultivating Na Qi, his resistance to women has become weaker and weaker.

If it weren't for the Pure Heart Vitality Talisman to work, a mistake would have been made.

"Oh no, let this guy take advantage. Closing the door of the room, Xiang Fei was very depressed.

But knowing that people didn't mean it, she didn't plan to pursue it.

There was nothing to do all night, and when she got up in the morning, when Xiang Fei saw Xu Dashan, her face was still a little red and hot.

"Teacher Xiang, are you up...... I just went out to buy you a toothpaste and toothbrush, and I've already made the meal, so you hurry up and wash and eat. Xu Dashan said loudly.

Seeing that there is no difference in the other party, the embarrassment in Xiang Fei's heart has also been eliminated.

After washing, she went downstairs again. When he saw the food on the table, he asked curiously: "You really made it, it's so fragrant!"

Of course, it's fragrant, but these ingredients are produced in space. Xu Dashan's taste is getting older and more tricky now, as long as he has the opportunity, he takes materials from the blessed land of the cave and cooks by himself.

What's going on...... Waiting for Xiang Fei to sit down, he inadvertently glanced at the other party's natal aura and was very surprised.

Teacher Xiang has been possessed by the god of decay recently, and the musty smell on his head has still not subsided, but has become more intense, and it still does not seem to be out of danger.

He thought about it, turned around and went back to the house, and took out a seven-star heart charm: "Teacher Xiang, I'll lend you a gift for the time being!"

With this thing in place, it is enough to deal with ordinary dangers.

"What gift?" Xiang Fei was confused, not knowing what the other party was going to do.

When Xu Dashan put the jade talisman on the dining table, she took it with excitement: "It's so beautiful...... Is this really made of jade?"

When you hold it in your hand, you can immediately feel the warmth and penetrate into your body.

"Hmm" Xu Dashan nodded and explained, "This is the peace charm that I have opened with a Taoist priest, you have been unlucky one after another recently, bring her to keep you safe." ”

"It's too valuable, I don't dare to borrow it. You take it back, if you lose it, the teacher can't afford to pay for it. Xiang Fei said that he would not take over.

She knows jade very well, don't look at this thing is not as big as an egg, a piece is at least a million.

"It's okay, Teacher Xiang, just take it for a few days. You'd better be careful, what if you happen to something like last night again?"

Hearing what the other party said, Xiang Fei hesitated.

Recently, I seem to be really doomed. It is good to bring a peace charm, it should be regarded as psychological comfort.

It's okay in a few days, and I'll return it to others.

Seeing her accept, Xu Dashan breathed a sigh of relief.

After eating, the two returned to school.

In order not to make people suspicious, they deliberately staggered the time and entered the school one after the other.

As soon as I came to the classroom, I heard Zhang Bo reciting a poem: "The bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground." Raise your head to look at the bright moon and bow your crotch man!"

"Poof" Xu Dashan almost burst out laughing, and even this product began to compose poems.

"Brother Shan is here, there is a crotch man in our school, do you know?" Zhang Bo immediately greeted him excitedly.

"I knew last night, you kid be careful, don't let people hear," Xu Dashan advised.

Ji Wanxiong's temperament is bound to be repaid, and now he is in a state of annoyance, if he knows that Zhang Bo is making fun of himself, he will definitely find someone to retaliate.

"Don't worry, I just inquired, Ji Wanxiong is staying at school without a face, and he has already taken a week's leave......"

Come to think of it, there was such a big scandal yesterday, and no one is embarrassed to continue to stay at school.

"By the way, I also heard that Ji Wanxiong's accident this time was a laxative under Guo Xiao. Zhang Bo said again.

"Ah, how do you know?" Xu Dashan was calm in his heart, and his face was surprised.

Liu Gang replied: "Everyone is discussing, Ji Wanxiong was trembling yesterday and was sent directly to the hospital." In the hospital, he also found someone to repair Guo Xiao. The goods were beaten into pig's heads, and they didn't come to class today. He really deserves it, Lao Tzu has already seen him unpleasant!!"

If you dare to hit the cultivator with your idea, you really deserve it!

I hope that after Guo Xiao recovers from his injury, he will be able to change his heart and draw a clear line with Ji Wanxiong. Otherwise, he will be played to death sooner or later.

The crotch man incident had a great impact, and they were also talking about it when they had dinner with Wang Yue and Xie Xiaoyu at noon.

It seems that before graduation, Ji Wanxiong will not be able to get rid of this glorious title.

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