Chapter 85: Bad Luck Gift Package for You

"You dirt bun, why do you say that who dances like a monkey?

Wan Sifan was about to get in the car and leave, but suddenly heard Chen Yufeng say this.

He immediately trotted over angrily again, strode directly onto the stage, and kicked out on the spot to kick this dirt bun who didn't know whether to live or die.

"What are you doing? Everyone is a civilized person, don't do anything, it's insulting. ”

Chen Yufeng hurriedly dodged to avoid this kick, and at the same time quickly spent two points in the Shenpan Mall to exchange for a bad luck skill to use on Wan Sifan.

Do you still need to do anything to deal with a scum like you, my brother won't kill you.

Yes--

Wan Sifan's big foot had not yet fallen on Chen Yufeng, and suddenly a step slipped, and he fell to the ground with a sudden, and fell to the sky on all fours, especially Chrysanthemum was in pain, and suddenly howled in pain.

"Oh, is this rich second generation funny? haha..."

Seeing Vance's embarrassment, many people in the audience had already laughed.

"What are you laughing at, who dares to laugh at me, so let someone kill someone. ”

Wan Sifan was very angry in his heart, and immediately shouted at everyone in the audience after getting up, and then kicked Chen Yufeng again, but sadly, this kick still didn't hit Chen Yufeng.

Instead, his feet slipped again, and he fell on all fours.

With a bang, Chrysanthemum was in pain again.

"I'll go, Nima, don't you want to be so funny, is Young Master Wan here to make us happy today?"

"Haha, laughing to death, laughing to death, really with a monkey. ”

The crowd of melon-eating onlookers in the audience has already laughed, and they fell twice in a row like a turtle with their feet in the sky, which makes people don't want to laugh or not!

"What are you laughing at, you are jealous that our school grass is handsome, and Prince Sifan's posture of falling down is also the most handsome. ”

"That's it, that's it, Prince Sifan, you're so handsome in this posture, we love you..."

"Who is laughing at our Young Master Wan, I'll kill him. ”

More than a dozen cheerleading girls saw Vance Fan being embarrassed and saw the people around him laughing at him, and immediately started a tearing war with the surrounding people to defend their Prince Sifan.

More than a dozen errand boys almost got into a fight in order to perform in front of Vance Fan and the girls.

The scene seemed chaotic for a while...

"Damn, what's going on?"

Wan Sifan in the center of the stage fell twice in a row, and there was a big embarrassment in front of so many people, and he was so angry that he couldn't understand why?

He attributed the original sin of all this to Chen Yufeng, a dirt bun.

If it weren't for the sake of beating you, Ben Shao wouldn't have made this mess, and it would be up to labor and management to beat you to death, a stupid fork.

After Wan Sifan got up from the ground, he didn't kick it impulsively again, but angrily pointed at Chen Yufeng and threatened:

"Tu Baozi, what is Ben Shao's identity, and what strength he has, you should know, right? You'd better stand still for me honestly, and let me slap you a few times, and this matter will be over. ”

"Otherwise, labor and management will make people cripple you, believe it?"

"Don't, Young Master Wan, I know how powerful you are, you are powerful, you can do whatever you want, run rampant, no one dares to provoke you, killing a powerless little sling like me is as simple as stepping on an ant. ”

"I'm afraid of you, I'm scared to death, since you're going to beat me, then come and fight, where do I dare to fight back." ”

Chen Yufeng pretended to be frightened, stood still and looked like he was letting you fight.

"Very well, you are a kid. ”

Wan Sifan was happy in his heart, it seems that Ben Shao's fame is still big enough, this kind of dirt bun also knows how good I am, and you are still a special director, so I slapped you a few times to get angry.

also let these watching fools know the majesty of Ben Shao.

Although there is a mess just now, Ben Shao can still beat and scold you unscrupulously and trample on your dignity.

It can be regarded as saving some face for himself.

Wan Sifan immediately walked towards Chen Yufeng slowly, this time he walked very carefully, for fear that if he slipped and fell again, it would really be embarrassing to go to his grandmother's house.

"Brother doesn't want to put some big moves with you, you really think you're awesome, don't you? I'll give you a super bad luck gift package. ”

Of course Chen Yufeng won't stand and let him fight, is this my brother's style?

Puff --

Wan Sifan saw that he was only two or three steps away from walking in front of Chen Yufeng, and his palm was ready to slap his face.

But at this time, a tragic scene happened.

I saw his belt suddenly slammed apart.

Then the pants slammed open.

This is nothing, what is more serious is that he found that his black CK panties actually had a big hole, and the indescribable parts were completely exposed.

Compared to the scene he saw below, he felt that it was nothing.

Because Vance Fan was surprised to find that the majestic part that he was most proud of, the strongest pride, suddenly shrunk seriously, and it looked like only two centimeters at most, completely becoming a little dingding...

How can it be?

How could my Hermes belt just break?

How could my Versace pants just crumble?

When did my CK panties break the big hole?

How could the Dapeng bird, which I am most proud of, shrink into a little dingding?"

No, no, no, it's impossible!

At this moment, Wan Sifan galloped past with 10,000 grass and mud horses in his heart, and at the same time hurriedly pulled his pants to cover his shame.

Although his reaction speed was quite fast, the embarrassment of the moment just now was still seen by the onlookers in the audience.

Looking at the more than 2,000 people in the audience, they were already laughing, all laughing:

"Oh my God, what did I see just now? It's big, it's big, it's big, it's almost a centimeter or two, haha..."

"It's really big, it's super big, Young Master Wan is two centimeters super big dingding, haha, it's really funny..."

"What is this rich second generation doing, is he on stage to do a reality show? But that Ding Ding, I'll take it, it's really breaking through the limits of human beings, it's really embarrassing to be a man's face, what's the difference between this and a eunuch, haha..."

"Young Master Wan, what's the situation? Haven't you been bragging to us about the fact that you are a Dapeng bird below?

"Prince Sifan, don't feel inferior, although you are very small below, we are still willing to have monkeys with you... Oh, no, you can't give birth, but it doesn't matter if you're small, you look so cute..."

The focus of ridicule of the audience was almost all focused on Vance Fan's little Tintin.

After all, they're all men, and what I care about most is that thing, you're taller and more handsome than me, and what if you're richer than me?

You're not as strong as me below!

Even if you can soak a girl, isn't it still a dead impotence?

Are you happy?

Can you make a girl cool?

Almost all of the onlookers here are ordinary people, and they were originally very inferior in front of the rich second generation like Wan Sifan, who has a supercar, a girl, and is young and golden.

But now after seeing his little Tintin, he has finally found a place superior to him.

Found a man's self-confidence.

Therefore, naturally, he will not let go of the great opportunity to ridicule him, of course, he will make a big fuss.

Several people who reacted quickly have already taken pictures of the scene just now and uploaded it to the Internet, with pictures and hot and attractive titles.

Almost all of them are interesting headlines like this:

Ninghai Wanshao two-centimeter giant Ding Ding, two-centimeter young master, on the limit of men's Ding Ding-Ninghai University Cao Sifan Prince tells you the answer...

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