Chapter 041: The Way to Make Money
The wife's coquettish and angry appearance couldn't be more cute in Chennan's eyes, so she sat down lazily beside her and said, "Wife, do you know?
"You ......" Nalan Shiyu suddenly became angry, originally angry that he was actually said to like him, thinking that he would live with such a scoundrel for a long time in the future, how to treat him.
Chen Nan glanced at the dining table, the food didn't move, and there was an empty coffee cup in front of Nalan Shiyu.
"Wife, do you eat this in the morning? I told you that breakfast is the most important, and if you can't keep up with breakfast, your skin won't be smooth, so why don't you drink this lotus seed soup." ”
"What does it have to do with you if the light is not smooth, eat it!" After finishing speaking, Nalan Shiyu felt that her words were speechless, how could she pull her skin smooth?
"Hehe, you're my wife, of course your skin is not smooth or not, of course it has a direct relationship with me, and the feel is different!" Chen Nan spoke, picked up the dishes and chopsticks, and drank the porridge in a few sips, the gobbling up appearance was extremely incommensurate with the elegant environment of the living room.
"Don't forget, we have an agreement, you're just an impostor!" Nalan Shi's tone was about to cry, the more she didn't want to say that this guy was making a fuss about her body, but she also gave the first time to this scoundrel, making her feel that she didn't have enough confidence to refute.
"Wife, we have an agreement, but what if you want to do it?"
"No, I hate that kind of thing, and that kind of life stain is enough for once. ”
Chen Nan was speechless for a while, she actually felt annoyed about what at least half of the people in the world were doing every day, and said that adult life was stained, so she couldn't help touching her nose and smiling: "Wife, how do I think that night you were fluttering like a fairy, looking like you wanted to be an immortal and wanted to die, and you took the initiative to ask for it several times!"
"You ......" Nalan Shi's tone almost turned her back on her anger, but the madness of that night, her own initiative that night were all facts, and even every time she thought of herself being tactful and happy under him, she would blush with her happy appearance, this kind of instant fact could not be changed, but this guy used this to make fun of herself, making her feel aggrieved, tears swirling in her eyes, and she was almost about to fall.
"Wife, don't take it seriously when I say it's fun! Don't you have something to say to me? My husband listens to me!" Chen Nan saw that Nalan Shiyu was about to cry, and hurriedly pulled back the topic, although it is a very pleasant thing to tease Bingshan's wife, but you can't do too much, right?
Nalan Shiyu pouted, took out a tissue, wiped her tears, and softened for a moment and said: "My parents already know that I am married, you must play your role well, and no one can see the flaws!"
Chen Nan smiled: "Isn't it just pretending to be a husband? Don't worry, I know what to do, besides, there is a girl who still has money to make, I can't ask for it, I will act this scene well!"
Nalan Shiyu froze on the ground for a moment, "What do you mean to get paid?"
Chen Nan looked at the surprised appearance of Bingshan's wife, and felt very cute, and continued to tease: "Of course, although we have an agreement, many things in the agreement are not written, such as holding hands, or kissing in order to achieve a realistic effect, or going to ......."
"Stop!" Nalan Shi's tone of the nose fluttered, and the proud peaks and peaks rose and fell for a long time, and he said in his heart, Is this president so unbearable? Let you pretend to be your husband and have to charge extra? Thinking of his elated appearance when he took the card, he was even more desperate to the extreme, this man is a scoundrel who sees money, a miser, and he can't get into the hall of elegance at all.
Nalan Shiyu Huo Ran got up, but because of anger, he didn't know where to stand, "Hmph, then tell me, how much does it cost to pull a hand?" She had a self-deprecating smile on her face, and said in her heart that it was just a hand, I see where you can receive a miser.
"This ...... Holding hands is a matter of effort, as the saying goes, a husband and wife for a hundred days, if you are an acquaintance, I will charge you five thousand!"
Nalan Shi's chest rose and fell violently, and he walked back and forth in the living room twice, and finally asked unwillingly: "Then tell me, how to charge for other items?"
"Hehe!" Chen Nan was secretly happy in his heart, his wife's dignified and atmospheric appearance became angry, and she really had a charm, and she became more and more cute, and then shook her head and said:
"Since it's acting, especially in front of your parents, in order not to show flaws, it's inevitable to hug your waist and touch your buttocks, I've already given you a discount just now, and the favor has been sold to you, this time it must not be discounted again, just charge you 50,000 yuan, because you are a beauty, I like to touch, if someone else...... Hmph, it's definitely more than that!"
"Poof!" Nalan Shiyu just wanted to take a sip of tea to suppress the indignation in his heart, but when he heard his words, he spurted out, and looked at Chen Nan angrily, "Mr. Ben ...... This girl greeted casually, some of those stinky men want to pretend, and they want to give me money, you are good, you still have to collect money, you ...... You stinky scoundrel!"
She wanted to scold Chennan, but she was a lady, she couldn't scold, and the scolding vocabulary was scarce, so she had to come as a stinky scoundrel again.
"Lady, you must be a lady, I said wife, if a woman is not a lady, it is not easy to marry, especially a super beauty like you, it is too embarrassing to have the same knowledge as me!"
Nalan Shiyu said in her heart that you are a wife, but you shouted that it is not easy to marry, where is this, although she is not used to shouting brutally after all, she sat back on the sofa with the anger in her heart, patted her chest gently, and suppressed her anger and said: "Then tell me, what other items have to be charged?"
Chen Nan looked at his wife's delicate and cute appearance, and couldn't help but be happy in his heart, and said that this girl looks very smart and personal, why did she step into the urn in one step, and she had to ask to the end. In fact, where did he know that this is the pride of a beauty, usually pampered by men, giving men a smile is a great face, if you say that you have to charge if you are touched, it sounds like a fantasy, the world's most ridiculous, and now a fee suddenly pops up, and I am curious to ask in the end.
Chen Nan said: "If you have to ask, then I will tell you as a last resort!"
"Say!" Nalan Shiyu said with a bad face, too lazy to look at him again.
"Uh-huh!" Chen Nan cleared his throat, "For example, a kiss, a kiss or something, this fee depends on the degree of kissing, just touch your lips and you will be charged 100,000, if you need to...... Ahem...... You need to stick your tongue in to achieve a wonderful effect, and I tell you, I have to sacrifice a lot, so I will charge you 200,000!"
"Stinky rascal, stinky scoundrel!" Nalan Shiyu scolded Chen Nan in his heart, but he was curious in his heart, what other service items would he have, "Oh, Nalan Shiyu, when did you become so lewd and so messy......?"
Nalan Shiyu scolded Chen Nan for a while, and scolded herself for a while, her little face was flushed, and she didn't say a word, she was completely fascinated by the charging items of Chen Nan's pattern renovation.