Chapter 10: Food and Wine
At the counter of the shop on the first floor, there are still the Shengyan twin guns and gourmet tablecloths he won by lottery. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Especially the gourmet tablecloth, which is a must-have for foodies.
Chu He's mouth had already faded out of the bird, how could he not have a good meal after waiting for so long, and when he thought of the various delicious dishes on the earth, his saliva couldn't help but come out.
Walking to the counter, he grabbed the 'gourmet tablecloth' and shook it with one hand.
The blue lace pattern tablecloth was shocked by the force, and it was directly spread out and neatly placed on the counter, not big or small, just in the right position.
"Tut-tut, worthy of Lord Chu He, the use of power is just right, skillful and fascinating, admiration and admiration. ”
"Be polite, you Chu Ritian is also very powerful, I have heard of the big name for a long time, and when I saw it today, he was really handsome and chic, and he looked like Pan An. ”
"You're so polite. ”
"Don't dare, you're polite. ”
Chu He boasted to himself, singing double horns and bragging.
Humming a cheerful little song between his noses, Boss Chu was in a very good mood, staring at the tablecloth on the table with his eyes, and sat directly in front of the counter and rubbed his hands.
"Ahem, Lord God, can you just shout this thing?"
"Yes, just say what you want to eat, and the gourmet tablecloth will naturally generate the corresponding dishes. The Lord God said lightly.
"So, let's get started!"
Chu He smiled, "Come, dear little tablecloth, give the boss a dish in the world, plus the most fierce wine in the world." By the way, if you want to make it domestic, don't rush foreign ones first. ”
Boss Chu's biggest wish before was to drink the strongest wine and the wildest dog in the sun...... Phew, it's a chick.
It's great to be in this strange world now, to be able to eat the delicacies of the earth, and to be able to fulfill one of his wishes.
As soon as his words fell.
On the blue tablecloth, with a bang, two things appeared.
"This ...... This...... What is TMD?"
Chu He stared at the things that appeared on the tablecloth, his face full of confusion.
His anger skyrocketed at this moment, and he directly grabbed a bottle on the tablecloth and questioned the main god in his mind, "Are you giving me an imposter?"
"No, absolutely genuine. The voice of the Lord God was also speechless.
"Then you tell me, I said I want 'the most delicious dish in the world', what the hell is this TM conjuring up a bottle of 'Lao Gan Ma Sauce' for me?"
While speaking, Boss Chu stared at the bottle of sauce in his hand with his eyes, and the familiar avatar of the old godmother was still pasted on it, and the TMD was still a bottle of original tempeh old godmother sauce, you can have a beef-flavored one.
Although Lao Gan Ma sauce is indeed very nb, it ...... That's not far from 'the most delicious dish in the world', isn't it?
"Ahem, don't be angry, it's the name of the dish you reported is problematic. The main god calmed down again, and said unhurriedly: "There is no such thing as the most delicious dishes in this world, because of personal taste preferences, they cannot be compared. ”
"And because your request is too general, so ...... The gourmet tablecloth is automatically determined, and the most widely accepted food is one of the options. ”
"Among them, Lao Gan Ma sauce defeated 'Master Kong instant noodles', 'finger cakes', and 'egg fried rice' by a slight advantage, and became the most loved food among the foods with the widest audience, so it ...... It's the most delicious food in the world. ”
The Lord God explained, and what he said was coherent and clear.
That's a sonorous force.
The more this is the case, the more angry Chu He becomes, and the anger suddenly bubbles up, "Okay, okay, you can fool me with this, I admit it." Okay, so what about the other one?"
Boss Chu slammed the bottle of Lao Gan Ma sauce on the table, picked up another bottle of wine on the blue tablecloth, and scolded angrily.
"Is this wine? It's alcohol, alcohol, you know?"
The glass bottle that came out of the right hand was not a wine bottle at all, but a chemical alcohol bottle, and on the front of the bottle was a label, '100% Industrial Pure Alcohol'.
There are even two lines of warning in the bottom corner of the label: Industrial alcohol, do not consume.
"Lao Tzu wants the most delicious dishes, you bring me a bottle of Lao Gan Ma, I can bear it. ”
"I want the strongest and fiercest wine, and you tm bring me a bottle of alcohol? Why don't you just give me a bottle of dichlorvos and send me to heaven?"
Chu He pointed to the blue food tablecloth and scolded angrily, in fact, he was scolding the main god.
"Calm, the strongest wine in the world, there is no problem!" said Lord Shinto.
"No problem? Then tell me, is this thing wine? Can it be drunk? Can it be called food? How can it be conjured?"
"I can drink it. The main god said indifferently: "You ask for the strongest wine, if it was you before, you would naturally not choose it like this, but now you are strong, don't say pure alcohol, even if it is dichlorvos, it is also a drink for you." ”
"Therefore, the food tablecloth is judged by your physique, and the industrial pure alcohol is automatically classified into it, and naturally, what you see is 'the strongest wine in the world', and there is absolutely nothing wrong with it. ”
"It's different from place to place, from person to person, that's it. ”
Chu He was dumbfounded.
This series of sophistries of the Lord God is simply ...... It's ...... It's outrageous!
It also varies from person to person, because of your aunt's blood first.
"You're hanging, you're right, okay!"
Chu He sneered angrily, "At most, call it again, what 'old godmother sauce' or 'industrial pure alcohol', fool me?"
"This time, I will directly report the name of the dish and wine, and see how you still trick me. ”
While speaking, Chu He preached directly to the blue food table: "A 'Manchu and Han full banquet', twenty bottles of Moutai from a century-old cellar." ”
But for a long time, the blue food tablecloth did not respond.
"What's going on? Is it really piracy?"
"Or ...... I ordered too much, one by one?" Chu Hehu wondered.
The legendary Manchu and Han banquets have a total of 108 dishes, and indeed, such a small tablecloth can't be placed even if it is conjured, maybe that's the reason, right?
If that's really the limitation......
"A 'Buddha jumping over the wall', a bottle of century-old Moutai. Chu He said again.
This time, the tablecloth finally responded.
However, it made Chu He's anger that had been somewhat subsided rise again.
"Sorry, for the sake of your healthy diet, avoid overeating, and prohibit continuous ordering. You will only be able to continue ordering six hours after your last order. ”
On the blue tablecloth, this row of words is clearly displayed, this row of words is in the shape of a red projection, and there is a row of countdowns on the side, which is now showing 5:58:37.
It is a time limit for the next order.
"Actually...... And also...... Nima ...... Time limit!"
"Lord God, did you deliberately trick me, and you didn't say such important information?" Chu He was so angry that he didn't want to speak.
"Does it matter? I don't think this information is important at all?"
"It's not important?" Boss Chu sneered, you can never understand the psychology of a foodie who has eaten white steamed buns for a month, and you can't reason with him.
"Then you say, what do I do now?"
"Just wait six hours, host!" the main god was extremely calm, and after a pause, he added: "Actually, the white steamed bun dipped in Lao Gan Ma sauce also tastes good, you can try it, host." ”
"Lao Tzu tried a good hammer on my sister, you give me a rough roll. ”
Chu He roared angrily.
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At noon, Chu He, who was a little hungry, silently took out a big white steamed bun, looked at the old godmother sauce on the table, and stretched out his hand resentfully.
As for the bottle of pure alcohol, it had already been thrown to Java by the angry Boss Chu.
A small spoonful of chili sauce, with white steamed buns, Chu He ate one bite at a time, and ate quickly.
Soon, a steamed bun was wiped out, and he took out another one.
"Hey, in fact, the main god is right, the taste of white steamed buns with Lao Gan Ma sauce...... Also ...... Yes. ”
The faint sound echoed in the shop, and this one, at least...... It's delicious, it's delicious.
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