Chapter 2: The fairy and Aiya who sells dumplings

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He began to observe the trees vigilantly, and came to a conclusion in horror.

"I see, these trees are dryads!" said Carnett, shocked.

The Dire, on the other hand, glanced at the witcher with sympathetic looks for the mentally retarded.

Naturally, Carnet soon looked around with his magic eye but there was nothing unusual, and then he suddenly lost his mind, so he fell silent.

Huge embarrassment began to permeate one man and one horse.

Then while they are still embarrassed, the problem comes.

Why did Canette enter the place where the birds pooped?

Is it for commissioning?

Answered correctly, of course not.

Actually, it's still for the sake of hurrying.

But this time the difference is that Cannet's map is not lost.

It's not a fake map, either.

Rather, I didn't buy it at all.

That's right, he couldn't afford the map, so he didn't.

............

To be honest, there is a reason behind such a stupid move.

That is, because he lost a lot of money and lost all his family property.

Reason. It's Elchuang's woe again, the people of the pit.

The guy ate all the pumpkins in the pumpkin patch. This startled Cannet, because there were so many pumpkins, and the guy actually ate them all in one go.

That's not all.

To make matters worse, those pumpkins are not regular pumpkins, but magic pumpkins.

And that's not even the worst.

Worst of all, these magic pumpkins are no ordinary magic pumpkins.

It's jack-o-lanterns. (Often kept as a pet)

That's right, to put it bluntly, they're little monsters.

All the monsters that people had worked so hard to grow were killed by this Dire horse, who ate and was not afraid of fire.

Of course you're going to lose money.

People didn't ask for much. As soon as you stretch out your hand, you can count three directly.

Well, Canette thought it was three Eurasian gold coins (one euro of gold was equal to three euros of silver, and Carter was equal to three hundred Rogers was equal to three thousand fars). Just when I wanted to bargain, the face was turned sideways and said, "You TM are joking, I want thirty." ”

Then Canette was so frightened that he threw off his wallet, which only had one euro in gold and two euros in silver, plus a few small changes, and ran away. But because of his slow movements, he was almost pressed down by several villagers.

At that point, he was penniless.

............

Oh, except for the life-saving money that was hidden in advance to be in reserve.

I sewed it on the inside of my clothes, but it took a lot of effort to get it out.

Guess how much money there is?

How can there be many, only one rogie (ten fars).

Because I don't have enough money to spend, I can't save it at all.

That's right, Canette is the kind of true warrior who can survive for ten dollars.

A true warrior is not afraid of a challenge.

A true warrior dares to face the misery of life and move forward with his head held high.

......

And then starved to death on the road.

"I'm going to die, I'm going to die......" Canette lay on top of Al, wailing weakly, "I've seen the stars twinkle in the sky...... Is it going to be a day so soon......"

It was indeed daytime, so it could only be explained that this man was hungry.

"......" Al also seemed worried, racking her brains to get Canette something to eat.

"I want to ...... You might be able to meet a fairy in this kind of barren forest. Carnet continued to talk nonsense, "Isn't there a legend that there is a traveler walking in the forest, and suddenly a fairy appears and asks him what he wants—like winning a roulette lottery." ”

"......?" Al seemed to be interested in listening.

"For example, if you want to get food, if you want to heal your wounds, if you want to get food, if you want to eat something......

Canette grew more and more excited, but the more Al listened, the more bored he became: what a mess, how could he keep talking about food.

If a fairy suddenly appeared in front of him now, this guy would probably ask for food without thinking.

And most of them choked to death.

Or die because you haven't eaten for a long time and can't digest it.

I remember there was such an incident. One country returned prisoners of war after the war. The starved prisoners of war enjoyed a hearty meal before being sent away: beef potatoes with butter bread. As a result, many prisoners of war died of their constricted stomachs because they could not bear the inability to digest the food.

There was also a poet who fled the famine and received hospitality from a wealthy merchant by a lake somewhere. But because he couldn't bear the weakness and stomach problems caused by eating mutton, a generation of writers fell.

...... Although the name of the poet is not remembered. He didn't like to read poetry.

"In the legend...... The fairies were able to grant Ebon's many wishes. However, it seems that those who want to receive money cannot respond to their prayers. Carnett's weak voice was still muttering, "Money is really dung...... Now I just want to eat. ”

It's not because you don't have money that you don't have food...... Al was carrying him, and he couldn't help but want to shout loudly: "There is an objection!"

Unfortunately, the Dire Pony can't speak.

For someone like Cannet, who is really not greedy for money, acting with Al is nothing short of a disaster.

Because every time he goes to a new place, Al often causes new trouble.

There was even a time when El caused a mess that Canette couldn't clean up, so he mortgaged El there and ran away first.

Then the Dire Pony ran back on his own, as planned.

It is said that some people sell their pets in the same way.

Sell the pet first and collect money.

Then the pet comes back on its own and sells it.

This is repeated and constantly cheated for money.

When it comes to pets, one of the most popular pets is naturally dango. Last time, Canette saw an Aiya in the village selling dumplings.

...... Forehead......

A sight of déjà vu......

No, just seen. And I've seen it many times.

He suddenly found a very scary problem, that is, wherever he went, he could see that Xiao Aiya was selling dumplings.

At the stalls, piles of dumplings jumped around in the baskets of vehicles.

After thinking about it, Carnet began to feel that this was a chain agency.

Name...... Well...... It's probably a dango chain.

Truth be told, most of the things will sell better if they are sold by Aya. People often can't help but put their hands on their wallets, and even if they really don't want it, it's easy to accidentally buy something symbolically.

It's horrible.

Even if it is to increase sales, putting a billboard in the store has a lot of effects.

However, not everything can be sold by Aya.

For example, meat. When an Aya tells you that the meat she sells is delicious, you probably won't believe it.

Because Aya can't eat meat at all.

So it's like a goat saying that the pork he sells is delicious.