Chapter 18: God Helps Fortune Telling
Yun Su is now single.
There is naturally no shortage of suitors for her appearance and temperament, but no one knows what Yun Su thinks, she also tried to fall in love a few times in college, and she stayed in the city after graduation to work hard but is still alone.
A lively discussion began on this topic.
Some people persuaded Yun Su not to be so picky, and to firmly grasp it when he encounters the right one.
Some people feel that the clouds are difficult to approach, and they should reduce the unnecessary cold temperament and open their hearts.
The people who said these words were all boys, as if they were complaining or complaining, but in fact, behind the words were a woman's resentment.
"Why don't you try it with Chongyang? I'm really not at ease when I hand you over to someone else. Lin Ruoxuan smiled and proposed.
Yun Xu only thought it was a joke, and teased Zhang Chongyang along the way, "Why don't you really marry you?" you used to be stupid and cute, I haven't seen you for more than a year, and you are getting more and more handsome, and if you go out with it, you will definitely be scared if you are told that you were a fool before. ”
Zhang Chongyang smiled and impolitely reached out to hold Yun Su's weak and boneless little hand.
Yun Su was not angry, and joked that he was beating snakes and taking advantage of himself with the stick.
If it weren't for the fact that his eyes were so beautiful and so clean, she would definitely slap him in the face and scold him.
"Have you been single because you're afraid of dragging others down?" Zhang Chongyang asked her.
The smile on Yun Su's face suddenly became stiff, and his heart trembled: "What is this called? I can earn money and support my family, how can finding a boyfriend drag others down?"
"Can I touch your breasts?"
"Chongyang!" Lin Ruoxuan subconsciously shouted, just for Zhang Chongyang's excessive request.
subconsciously regarded it as a fool at the beginning.
A group of people around laughed, and Li Ziyang almost burst into tears.
Then Lin Ruoxuan found that after hearing this, Yun Su was not only angry or accusing Zhang Chongyang of something, but her pretty face became pale, and she couldn't help but guess something after a little groaning.
"Chongyang, what's going on with Yunxu?"
"It should be an incurable disease, and the location of the disease is in the left chest. Zhang Chongyang said.
Lin Ruoxuan, Tian Duo and the others hurriedly got up, and surrounded each other, whether it was true or not, and asked Yun Fu whether it was real or fake.
Yun Su looked sluggish and didn't come back to his senses for a long time.
The whole person sat there as if he was stupid, and could not hear anyone's words of concern.
Lin Ruoxuan had no choice but to ask Zhang Chongyang: "How did you find out?"
"She smelled of medicine, and I could smell it even though it was faint. Judging from the Taoist method of observing the complexion, there is a dead air between the eyebrows, so I have to hold her hand and make a detailed judgment. ”
Tian Duo and the others couldn't understand what he meant by what he said later, but Lin Ruoxuan could understand.
asked Zhang Chongyang even more nervously if there was a way to cure him.
"Yes, but I need to touch her breasts, just as to repay her for her kindness to me at the beginning, and I won't care about her life or death if I change someone else, because it will consume a lot of my immortal power. ”
Yun Su finally came back to his senses, "You...... Will you see a doctor?"
"No, it will only heal, I am a Taoist priest now, and I know some spells. ”
Hearing that Zhang Chongyang was now cultivating in the big green mountain behind Qingshan Village, and he also knew some spells, the people present were surprised for a short time and immediately burst into laughter.
Lin Ruoxuan and Tian Duo didn't laugh, because Yun Su didn't deny what Zhang Chongyang said just now.
She really had an incurable disease, and it seemed to be very serious.
But she didn't go to the hospital for treatment and didn't tell anyone.
Ignoring the smiles around him, Zhang Chongyang calmly assured Yun Su, "It only takes one night for me to cure you, of course, you may need to recuperate for at least half a month afterwards."
If you are willing to follow me to Qingshan Village, you will be completely recovered in a few days. ”
Yun Su smiled self-deprecatingly, "You don't need to comfort me, I know very well that I am terminally ill, and even if I go to the hospital for treatment, I will spend all my money to delay my death." ”
As he spoke, he reached out and grabbed his short hair, and pulled it hard to reveal his almost bald scalp.
Zhang Chongyang said in his heart that it was no wonder that he lost a long hair, I am afraid that it was not cut off but stripped naked.
"It's ugly. "When I took off my wig, I felt like I had fallen off the altar, and my whole person became much uglier.
Zhang Chongyang really doesn't understand the sophistication of human feelings, what to say.
Tian Duo glared at him viciously, stretched out his hand and hugged Yun Fu tightly, "Why are you so stupid that you don't tell us about such a big thing......
Even if we can't help you, at least we won't leave you alone. ”
Yun Su squeezed out a smile with tears in her eyes, "I don't want you to see what I really look like now, and I'm afraid that too much contact with you will expose the secret that I always go to the hospital." ”
Lin Ruoxuan asked Zhang Chongyang what burden would be on him when he treated Yunxu.
After learning that he might be weakened for many days because of this, and there was no other drawback, he immediately snatched the wig in Yun Xu's hand and put it on, "Go, let Chongyang heal you." ”
Even if he is really a Taoist priest now, and he really knows some spells, how can he cure my cancer?"
Lin Ruoxuan approached Yun Su, as if she wanted to kiss her, and pointed to her little face, "Do I look like I'm joking with you?"
I'm not worried if you're going to die, don't you think I'm not a sister?"
Zhang Chongyang hoped that Lin Ruoxuan would leave after eating and not go hungry.
Although it is a matter of urgency to treat Yunxu, there is no need to rush for a while.
"She's one of my best sisters, and now she's like this, where do I have the heart to eat?
Zhang Chongyang said: "I promise, she can't die if she wants to." ”
Lin Ruoxuan had no reason not to believe what he said, after all, this guy was now a person who even called Lord Yama a god.
I haven't seen much ability, but the origin is very scary.
It's even to the point where I don't dare to ask more.
Yun Su looked at Lin Ruoxuan in disbelief, and actually beckoned everyone to sit down, as if her own affairs had turned the page.
And everyone soon began to discuss the issue that Zhang Chongyang was a Taoist priest, hoping that Zhang Chongyang could open everyone's eyes and show a hand.
Some people obviously didn't believe that Zhang Chongyang really had the ability, and asked Zhang Chongyang in a weird way if he would tell fortunes.
Zhang Chongyang will not, that is a means of livelihood that only warlocks need in the rivers and lakes, how can he, a high-ranking god, learn this kind of thing.
"You don't even know how to tell fortunes, how can you cultivate the Tao? It's not a lie to other people, is it?
Hearing this, the little orange was angry and wanted to grab chopsticks and hit him.
Because it was too far away, I had to give up, and I turned around and babbled something to Zhang Chongyang.
Zhang Chongyang smiled, "There's no need to be familiar with him." ”
Xiao Tangerine thinks it is very necessary, because Tiandao happens to be 'online', and hopes that Zhang Chongyang will 'show his hand'.
Since the will of heaven has its own true meaning, Zhang Chongyang thought for a moment and said to the man, "Okay, I'll calculate it for you, I don't know what you want to count?"
"Since you tell my fortune, shouldn't you be omniscient? I have heard people say that you should not talk much when you are looking for someone to tell your fortune, otherwise it is easy for someone to reveal something with some words and then be used.
You'll do the math of my life first. ”
Zhang Chongyang nodded, didn't pinch and calculate, and slowly spoke after a little silence, repeating everything that Tiandao told him.
"Your name is Wang Ping, you are twenty-four years old this year, and your birthday is the third quarter of the fifth day of the sixth month of the lunar calendar. ”
Wang Ping laughed, saying that this is something that everyone can know by investigating it casually, and it makes no sense to say such nonsense.
"When I was three years old, I was seriously ill and almost died, but thanks to the virtue of my ancestors, I didn't die young. When he was five years old, he was haunted by evil spirits and had a fever for many days, although he was finally able to resolve it, he still lost his life, so he became weak. When he was seven years old, he suffered another ordeal, accidentally fell and hit his head, and fell in the hospital for more than two months to save his life......"
Zhang Chongyang said this, he looked up at the ceiling, which meant that if it was all auspicious words about this person, he was unwilling to say any more.
Heavenly Dao wanted him to rest assured, saying that there was a reason why Wang Ping had so many disasters and difficulties, and they were all bad retribution for the debts of the past life and the present life.
In this life, he has created more iniquity.
"Although this kind of thing can be known clearly by looking at my relatives and friends, I still need you to calculate it?" Wang Ping crooked his mouth disdainfully, "Do you have any real skills?"
"Are you sure you want me to say the following in front of everyone?"
Wang Ping was stunned, "What is this called? What's the matter, is there a catastrophe coming to me, so I still have to spend money to ask you to crack it?"
"No, no one can save you. Zhang Chongyang said lightly, "Since you don't object, then I'll continue to talk."
When you were thirteen years old, you set fire to your neighbor's house, killing and injuring you, and your father, knowing that you had done it, deliberately concealed it, so he was plagued by illness for the rest of his life, and he would eventually suffer from it for fifteen years, and die of illness on the day of your dead neighbor's memorial day.
Although you have made an unintentional mistake, you will not escape the blame.
When I was sixteen years old, I raped your cousin in the middle of the summer and made her pregnant, because it was a relative, and it was not known to outsiders, and it was also a scandalous family, which is why your two families are now dead and do not get along.
Your cousin lost her fertility by killing the child, and the blame will be on your head. ”
Wang Ping's face changed suddenly, pale as paper.
Layers of sweat soon came out, and the voice was stuck in the throat, and I couldn't shout anything.
"At the age of eighteen, you and your cousin-in-law have misbehaved. ”
"At the age of twenty, you stole life-saving money from your classmates. ”
"Twenty-two-year-old ......" Zhang Chongyang raised his head, with a displeased face, and asked Tiandao if there are any other disgusting things to say, stealing classmates' money is barely considered an evil thing, and what kind of sin is it to like peeping at the age of twenty-two?
Even if it's a sin, do you need to say it?
Tiandao was helpless, saying that it was Lin Ruoxuan and Yun Su who he planned to peep at that year, isn't this a sin?
Your girl was spied on, if you were still the Nine Ghost God King, would you directly order the entire Tianhe Universe because of this?
"Twenty-two, you spy on my chick...... No, you peep at your sister-in-law and the clouds taking a bath......"
Zhang Chongyang frowned, raised his head and asked Tiandao, "Is the voyeurism successful?" I'm going to kill him now." ”
Tiandao replied honestly, "No, but he discovered a secret because of this dirty thing, so he used the secret he found to blackmail a girl and forced him to jump off the building." ”
Zhang Chongyang truthfully recounted and gave the final conclusion: "You will die in a car accident at noon the day after tomorrow, and no one can save you." ”