Chapter 4: The Body of Ten Thousand Leaks
"Boy, do you want to cultivate, it can make you the best person in the world. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info," the big frog said disapprovingly.
When Zhang Zhongjun heard this, his eyes immediately lit up with a scorching light, wasn't this exactly what he longed for before?
But thinking of the condition of his body, he became gloomy again, and said very depressedly: "Senior, the body of the junior doesn't know what's going on, it's not suitable for cultivation at all, I don't know how many extremely cherished pills I eat, but I can't retain my vitality at all, the junior started to cultivate at the age of three, but now it's fourteen years old, but it's still the triple refining body." ”
"Extremely precious elixir? Cut, what precious elixir can there be in this small place. The big frog pursed his lips disdainfully, jumped off the chair, bit his cigar, and swayed over: "Wait for Lao Tzu to check, no garbage qualifications can be difficult Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu has a lot of exercises suitable for all kinds of garbage qualifications!"
As he spoke, the big frog put its paws on Zhang Zhongjun's body.
Zhang Zhongjun naturally showed a look of expectation and nervousness, although his previous self was willing to appear heartless in order not to make his father and sister Yue'er sad.
But if he has a chance to be able to cultivate, even if it's only one in 10,000, he will definitely go all out to fight for it!
A strange feeling came over the big frog, and when it found meaning in the memory that had been cluttered by the size of its brain, it couldn't help but froze.
Zhang Zhongjun blinked his eyes, because this big frog, which was quite serious before, suddenly widened his eyes again, and his tongue spit out the old elder.
But it's normal for a frog to stare and stick out its tongue, right?
Zhang Zhongjun immediately felt like he had been poured a basin of cold water, and the excitement and blood that had just surged up also cooled.
"Alas, it seems that there is no possibility of solving the problem of his qualifications at all, otherwise the Holy Beast Lord would not have such an expression, but he is really unwilling, he finally came back from the dead, he was so lucky to meet the Holy Beast seniors, but he still couldn't solve the problem, did he have to spend the rest of his life here honestly. Sister Yue'er was out alone, how could she survive ......?"
Zhang Zhongjun had a sad look on his face, but this look quickly disappeared, and he waited quietly for the big frog to recover.
However, because the big frog was motionless, Zhang Zhongjun waited for a while, and the child's heart automatically surged, and he couldn't help but poke the long tongue carefully.
Seeing that the big frog still didn't react, Zhang Zhongjun couldn't help but lean down to study the long tongue.
"I'm damn it! That's not how you play with me, right? Forget about the possession and snatching technique to make it into a co-birth and death technique, but there will be a state of recognizing the master in the hair? Is it because Lao Tzu's current body is a frog?!Although this state of recognizing the master does not hinder Lao Tzu, but what the hell is the setting that this master has to sacrifice a treasure every time he is promoted to the next level, Lao Tzu's servant?!"
"Heavens, earth, Lao Tzu's treasures are treasures carefully selected for countless years!
"Quack, Lao Tzu is reluctant to give up treasures! But look at the appearance of this street boy********, the strength of the triple body refining body, it will be hung up casually, and Lao Tzu, who lives and dies with him, will draw the essence of life to make up for his life! Originally, Lao Tzu could live for 10,000 years, and he was lucky to live for 100 years after coming down a few times!"
"Isn't this forcing Lao Tzu to let him cultivate, forcing Lao Tzu to give him treasures? Damn! Is this a spell that Lao Tzu learned before? For Mao such a trick, Lao Tzu will learn it?
The big frog made a fierce argument in his head, and in the end he couldn't, this pit could only be carried by himself, compared to the small life, the treasure is also secondary, so let's hurry up and let the strength of this street boy improve.
The big frog, who was about to check Zhang Zhongjun's physical defects, came back to his senses and jumped like thunder:
"I'm relying on you to beat your tongue into a bow?!"
"Seniors, juniors think that your tongue is red, soft, and must look good in a bow. Look, isn't it pretty?" Zhang Zhongjun stupidly carried the big frog's bow tongue and showed it to the big frog.
"It's a beautiful yarn! This is Lao Tzu's tongue! It's not his meow's red ribbon! Hurry up and untie Lao Tzu!" The big frog jumped up, but its tongue was grabbed by Zhang Zhongjun, and he could only open his mouth and curse angrily.
"Oh, junior, this is unraveling. Zhang Zhongjun naturally obeyed the order to untie the knot on his tongue, but muttered while untying it: "Strange, very good-looking, why don't the seniors like it?"
The tongue knot was untied, and it suddenly retracted into the big frog's mouth, and the big frog spit out a cigar, smoking a cigarette, and looked through the smoke at Zhang Zhongjun, who had regained his respectful appearance in front of him.
"I'm damn it! This thing's demeanor and words look so pure, but its behavior is so black, it can't be pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, right?"
"But Lao Tzu hopes that this street boy is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, otherwise if he is really so pure, he will definitely have a hard time in the future!"
"Forget it, no matter what his personality is, now that Lao Tzu lives and dies with him, no one can hurt anyone, he is the reincarnation of the demon and Lao Tzu is not much of a hindrance, let's see what is going on with this thing's body first. ”
The big frog, who spit out a few puffs of cigarettes, stretched his face again and came forward to check Zhang Zhongjun's physical condition.
Soon its eyes bulged out again, and its tongue sticked out, but the long tongue quickly retracted compared to before.
"Damn! I don't play like this! This thing is actually a body that has no one in all worlds, and it is more rare than a body without leaks?!"
"Damn! Because Mao is a body of ten thousand leaks?!I don't know that this kind of body, every time I fill a hole, it takes a huge amount of resources?!Although all the loopholes are filled in the end, it is definitely a super awesome product that has no rival in the world! But do you know how tricky it is when you fill the loopholes in the front?!"
"It's not that there are no people who haven't had such a leaky body before, but they were either taken to refine medicine before starting to cultivate, or after cultivation, they directly became super robbers and were killed in order to fill the loopholes and scrape resources!
"But Mao Laozi has all the processes of filling in the loopholes in his mind, and he also knows that this body will start to rise up after reaching a certain level! Is this a temptation for Lao Tzu to help this street goods fill the loopholes?!"