042 Empty Coffin
The half-fairy turned her head to see that there was still 1/3 of the candle left, shook her head, and then walked to the coffin and folded her hands.
"Senior, you can hear me, they forced me to do it, don't count the account on my half-immortal head. ”
After speaking, he took out the sapper shovel behind him, glared at me and said, "Lao He, when I go out, I will cut my robe with you!"
Bai Jingjing pouted: "It's like a friend, don't hurry up, go out early, and go to work tomorrow!"
was scolded by Bai Jingjing, and the half-fairy didn't have a temper at all.
"It's all to blame Lao He, grind and chirp, do it, hurry up!" muttered the half-fairy.
The two of them respectively inserted the sapper shovel into the gap of the tree coffin and worked together.
"Open!"
The coffin lay quietly, and the sound of the waves was still there.
I glanced at the half-fairy, it's really weird, could it be that the two stumps have grown together for so many years?
Bai Jingjing said: "I'll go up and press you, you try again." ”
I said, "Come on, you can save your two taels of meat." ”
Bai Jingjing "cut".
I ignored her and said to the half-fairy: "It's really lacking in heart, we should go deeper with the shovel from different directions." ”
As soon as the half-fairy heard that it made sense, he walked to the other side of the coffin and inserted the sapper shovel deep into the gap.
"I'll count, let's work hard, are you ready?" called the half-fairy.
I nodded.
“10,9,8,7......”
I hurriedly shouted to stop: "Stop, stop, you fucking launch rockets, we're robbing tombs, you know, 123!"
Bai Jingjing said I'll shout.
"Get ready, 1, 2, 3!"
I and the half-fairy exerted force at the same time, and the coffin "clicked" and divided into two petals.
The two sections were hollowed out and separated from the left and right like sawn scoops, but there was not even a single hair in the coffin.
I don't know when, Lao Kan rocked his wheelchair behind me. Seeing the empty tree coffin, his face was distorted, and his mouth muttered: "How can this be, can't it!"
I don't know why, I'm kind of gloating.
Lao Kan was stunned: "The coffin has never been opened, how could the salted fish run away by itself?"
"How can there be salted fish?" Banxian Er heard the food, and looked at Lao Kan with wide eyes.
Turning salted fish is the black word in the line of tomb robbers in the north, salted fish refers to the non-rotting corpse in the coffin, the south is called zongzi, and the tomb robbery is also called turning the meat zongzi, but the familiar inverted bucket is not the name of the south, but the jargon of tomb robbers around Beijing and the northeast, Beijing also has a chute, but it is not the meaning of real tomb robbery, it refers to going to the construction site to find the tomb turned out by the excavator.
I looked at the depressed old Kan and said, "Don't worry about it, before the candle is finished, hurry up." ”
"Can't be withdrawn!" Lao Kan suddenly roared: "Lao Tzu has been turning salted fish for decades, and he has never been empty!"
The three of us were taken aback by his hysteria.
Lao Kan pointed to another coffin and ordered: "Open that one too!
I looked at the half-fairy, he looked innocent, and then I looked back at the candle, which was about to burn out.
"I'm going to filter you, the master won't wait! Let's go." I turned my head and shouted to Half Fairy and Bai Jingjing.
Lao Kan turned his wheelchair and stood in front of me.
"I believe you are a gentleman, and you promised to open it for me!"
"I'm talking about helping you open this, not that!" I gestured, looking at the child-like old Kan, crying and laughing.
Lao Kan Yi stretched out his hand and put the peachwood sword across his neck.
"Remember, boy, my life is on your head!" he said, wiping his neck.
I want to see this old guy's performance, along the way, he is definitely a powerful old actor, if he changes to the film and television industry, I don't know how many times he has walked the red carpet.
Lao Kan saw me looking at him coldly, his eyes closed, he gritted his teeth, and pulled down hard.
Unexpectedly, the blade of the peachwood sword was very fast, and it was a hole all of a sudden, and the blood flowed out immediately.
Lao Kan opened his eyes, gritted his teeth and looked up at me, and continued to saw a second time.
I hurriedly snatched the peachwood sword, Banxian'er and Bai Jingjing also ran up, Bai Jingjing handed two tissues to Lao Kan and asked him to wipe the blood, Lao Kan grabbed it and threw it away.
I said: "If you can perform, you will not be able to get the title of actor even if you saw your head off, because there is someone else for a long time." ”
Lao Kan glared at me angrily, and we faced each other like this for two minutes, but he was defeated.
I turned back to Banxian'er and said, "Go to work, brother will get you two more copper collars." After speaking, he threw the peachwood sword into Lao Kan's arms, carried the sapper shovel, and came to another tree coffin.
Bai Jingjing took out two more tissues, helped Lao Kan wipe the blood, and wrapped the wound.
This time with experience, the half-fairy and I didn't have much trouble and opened the other coffin.
It was still empty.
Lao Kan, who had been staring at him, was like ashes, and he couldn't say a word.
Bai Jingjing turned on the flashlight to look at the half of the coffin lying on the ground, and the light suddenly focused on the inner wall, and she screamed, her face turned pale.
I walked over and saw a figure in ancient costume on the mirror-like inner wall, with all facial features.
I was surprised: "Hmm? Could it be that the dead man in the coffin has been reflected on the other half of the inner wall for a long time, like a negative of a photograph." ”
Banxian'er frowned and said, "However, there must be light to take pictures, the tree hole is so tightly hooped, where is the light inside?"
Bai Jingjing ignored us, took the flashlight and ran to the first tree coffin that was opened, this look frightened her face like a ghost, and threw away the flashlight.
I ran over, picked up my flashlight, and looked at the inner wall of the coffin.
The inner wall is golden yellow, smooth and incomparably smooth, reminiscent of the luxury and luxury of the splendid palace, a small figure cast on the inner wall, the face is like a jewel, the costume is luxurious, it can be said to be lifelike, it is the reflection of a six or seven-year-old boy.
Other than that, I don't see much difference from the adult coffin.
Bai Jingjing stared at the image of the boy on the inner wall, trembling all over, and there was no trace of blood on his face.
"Are you alright?" I asked Bai Jingjing.
Bai Jingjing didn't hear me.
"Bai Jingjing, are you okay?" I raised my voice.
Bai Jingjing made a silent gesture at me, trembling and whispering, "The child here is like a person!"
"Who?" I thought.
Bai Jingjing said with difficulty: "Do you remember the 330 bus?"