Chapter Twenty-Seven: Do Me a Favor
"This is not the place you should be, Angela, fool. The great Archbishop of the Dark Moon, Lord Lisa, crossed his hands on his hips and made a very, very vicious expression, and said with his teeth and claws, "Although the Lord teaches us to face all living beings in the mortal world with unspoken love, he also makes a point of emphasizing that it does not include the silver fool named Angela. ”
"Actually tampering with the holy word again, no, this is no longer tampering, actually fabricating the holy word again, the icon of your god is crying, don't you see?" The same great Archbishop of the Silver Moon, Lord Angela, clasped his hands to his chest, looking unbearable to look at directly, "It's sad enough to have a battle priest who casually misinterprets the oracle, and I don't know how sad Lord Luna will feel when he even the archbishop has become like this." Fortunately, Lord Luna is gentle and too lazy to meet with you, otherwise he would have been punished and killed by God. ”
"My brother said that words and actions are just a formality, and keeping the love for the Lord in the heart is the greatest respect for the Lord, and the Lord will not blame such believers. The words of my brother are the truth, praise my Lord, praise the month of mercy. ”
"You are rightly admitting that you are fabricating the holy word, and you don't even hide it, you admit it directly, not only your family icon is crying, don't you feel the dignity of your priesthood also crying together?" Angela's hair stood up happily, and she rebuked loudly with round eyes, "Also, what does it mean that my brother's words are the truth, do you even have to tamper with the rhetoric of this routine, and do you have any shame?"
"Hey, you're not religious enough at first glance. Lord Lisa sneered disdainfully, "My brother said that as a priest, you should abandon all mortal emotions and dedicate your whole body and mind to the gods. From the day we become priesthood, mortal emotions should no longer appear to us, whether greed, selfishness, cowardice, anger, these mortal emotions must be completely put aside, only in this way, can we become a true priesthood. ”
"Well, that bastard has a point. Angela tasted Shuer's words and nodded subconsciously, but the girl reacted immediately, and said angrily, "No, I was almost surrounded by you, this should be talking about negative emotions, you idiot, I didn't let you put your shame aside." ”
"Hey, it's so sensitive at this time. Lisa pursed her lips, expressing deep regret that Angela had regained her consciousness so quickly, "Anyway, it's your fault that you shiny silver guy came here. ”
"What is this, anyway, where is the cause and effect, do you have logic in your head?" Angela gritted her teeth harder than Lisa, and waved her fist and said, "Besides, I'm standing outside the square now, idiot Lisa, don't try to trick me into pulling me in again this time." And this is the square in front of the palace, which is open to the public, and I came here, what does it have to do with you. ”
"Of course it does, this is my doorstep. Lisa said it as a matter of course, as if she were telling the truth, "Think about it yourself, if you come home and find something shiny silver dangling in front of your house, will you be bothered?"
"It's said that this color is called silver gray, are you color blind? Moreover, what is the silver glittering thing, this is the most beautiful color in the world, and you tasteless fellow has no eye to appreciate the deepest beauty in the world. ”
As soon as the carriage of the three Shur arrived nearby, they heard an argument from the two young girls, well, it was too whitewashed to use the argument, it was just a boring quarrel between two little children.
Familiar scenes, familiar voices, very good, as soon as you hear it, you know that you are home, Xiuer nodded with satisfaction, obviously very appreciative of his sister's performance, that's right, stupid people are used to bully, otherwise wouldn't it be too wasteful? And if they don't bully, wouldn't they deprive them of the only value of existence in the world, so it's too cruel for stupid people. Tsk, so the believers of the Dark Moon are really a group of benevolent saints, and even this kind of thing is for the sake of others.
"I think there's a saying that the little girl said very well. Miridy looked at the self-absorbed idiot with disdain, "Don't you feel the dignity of your priesthood weeping?"
"Well, it does. Shul closed his eyes and covered his chest, felt it seriously for a moment, and nodded vigorously, "It is crying for our greatness." ”
"Excuse me, thank you. Miridy moved to the side, intending to keep enough distance from the humanoid dregs, "Don't talk to me in the future, I'm afraid of being contaminated with the smell of garbage, you can tell the flat chest about something, she must have a common language with you." ”
"You're planning to go to war again, aren't you? Innocently involved, Mia squinted at Miriday, her fingertips already beginning to radiate a cold temperature, "I don't mind letting you perform in public in the square, anyway, for you exhibitionist, this is your favorite activity." ”
"Don't don't, this is the entrance of the Dark Moon Temple, the impact is not good, you better solve it privately in the carriage, I will give you a place, remember to change your clothes when you come out, I don't want any sensational news to break out tomorrow." Shul quickly opened the car door and jumped out of the car, well, although I really wanted to continue watching, but for the sake of life safety, it was better to get out of the way.
"Praise the Holy Spirit, praise the moon of purity. As soon as he landed, a smile appeared on Shure's face, and he strode towards Angela, "Lisa, how can you be so rude, this is Lord Diana's apostle, a close associate of the Darkmoon Church, we should welcome it." ”
"Huh?" Lisa's eyes rolled, and she immediately changed her smile to the same as Shure, and bowed slightly to Angela with standard clergy etiquette, "I'm really sorry, Angela-sama, I was so rude just now, please accept my sincere apologies." I have nothing but reverence for Lord Diana, and I have no disrespect for her, but after all, I am only a newcomer with little experience, and I ask Lord Angela's forgiveness for saying anything wrong. ”
"You two stay away. The attitude is impeccable, but Angela felt chills all over, hugged her shoulders and took a few steps back, stared at the brother and sister viciously, and said vigilantly, "This look is so disgusting, you two must want to trick me again." ”
"Tsk, we're so sad. Shul and Lisa put their hands on their chests in the same position, their faces full of incomprehensible grievances, "Great Lord Angela, please touch your conscience and tell me, when have we ever cheated you?"
"Every time. ”
Huh? The brother and sister looked at each other and began to count with their fingers, once, twice, three times, and it seemed that every time.
"Hahaha, it doesn't really matter (no, it does). Shurgan smiled and changed the subject, "It is important that the apostles of the great Lord Diana are here in the Darkmoon Temple, and it is an honor for us who serve the Darkmoon, and of course we must greet them with the highest standard of courtesy. Actually, you misunderstood Lisa, just now because I haven't come back yet, Lisa is worried that if she only greets Your Excellency, it will not be grand enough, so she deliberately delayed the time, just to wait for me to come back and welcome you together. Praise the Holy Spirit, your coming, like the visit of the bright moon itself, bathed in the light of the silver moon, we have been moved beyond words. Please come in, please come in, I happen to have the bluebell tea and mist incense from the Earth Temple, with a few freshly baked cookies, we will definitely have a beautiful and unforgettable afternoon tea time. ”
"Bluebell tea, it's a really good drink, it's evocative. Although she felt creepy, Angela still subconsciously followed Shuer with Lisa left and right, and walked towards the Dark Moon Temple, almost in front of the one hundred and ninety-nine steps, before she suddenly understood, "No, every time you are so enthusiastic about me, you will definitely pit me once in the end, this time your attitude is so exaggerated, I think you not only want to pit me, but even my lord wants to pit me!"
"Hahaha, how could it be, Angela, my brother is not like that. Lisa's eyes wandered, and she said with a dry smile, "Besides, aren't we good friends who grew up together, you shouldn't doubt me, how can I cheat my best friend." ”
"No, you guys shut up, it's getting more and more disgusting. "It's really terrifying, if it weren't for the fact that I didn't want this bastard brother and sister to see the joke, the great Lord Angela would have run away a long time ago," I decided to go home now, at least for half a year, and not even one step closer to your Dark Moon Temple, well, what is this, how can the taste change. ”
Of course, Angela is just talking, the Apostle of the Silver Moon, how can he really avoid the temple of his sister Lord Luna, even if these two brothers and sisters are indeed bastards, but the great Lord Angela is so broad-minded, he will not be serious with them. That's right, that's the reason, it's not because I put a sweet thing in my mouth and I'm bought, absolutely not.
"Millefeuille from the Brown Star Civilization, the seven layers are seven different flavors, and the last time you went, they hadn't had time to replicate them...... Ahem, recreational food, I guess you'll like it, so I brought some back. ”
I almost said the forbidden word "child", which was so dangerous.
"Hmph, it tastes barely good. With candy in her mouth, the girl's speech was a little slurred, of course the great Lord Angela would not be so rude on other occasions, but this is the Dark Moon Temple, well, it doesn't matter, "Say, let's chirp, how are you going to pit me this time, haw, haw, I'm mentally prepared." ”
"It's just cooperation, how can it be said that it is a trick for you. Shul smiled and said, "Do me a favor." ”
"Don't help, get out. ”