Chapter 59: Do You Think I'm Stupid?
"There's no basic awe at all, do you think the gods are very talkative? Laugh at the gods, how many lives do you have that you can use as a price? If you really meet those vicious gods, you don't care if you are your sister's priest or not, and you will be crushed with no scum left, do you think it's fun to turn into slag? Or do you think that my sister likes jigsaw puzzles and is good at putting together the pieces of her own gods?"
"Yes, yes, you are right. ”
In an inaccessible corner of the temple, only two people stood facing each other, the short and slender one crossed his waist and raised his head, looking high-spirited, his fingers kept pointing at each other, his immature appearance and mature movements were very incongruous, making people always feel that it was a little girl pretending to be mature in the old age.
And although the adult man opposite her was tall, he bent over and bent his knees, trying to level his height with the other party, hanging his hands and smiling flatteringly, and the other party kept nodding his head every time he taught a lesson, and seriously issued a yes yes yes response, and his confession attitude was quite sincere.
There is no doubt that this is the great Lady of the Silver Moon Diana and her substitute Angela, and as for the one who was taught a lesson, naturally Shur was caught red-handed for saying the wrong thing. More than ten minutes have passed since the escape failed just now, and Shuer was grabbed by the collar, and the poor priest has also endured more than ten minutes of reprimand, in a sense, this can be regarded as a kind of divine punishment, congratulations, congratulations.
"Don't forget your own identity, Xiu'er, no matter what your future holds, at least now you are still your sister's priest, on many occasions, your attitude directly represents your sister's attitude, if you annoy other gods, they resent your sister, do you want to make more trouble for your sister?"
"Yes, yes, I don't want to cause trouble for Lord Luna. ”
"Even if you have a good relationship with that child and often make this kind of joke with her, you have to look at the occasion and timing, in a place like this, she can come over with my help behind her back, and I will definitely follow her at all times, even if you ignore the observation for a while, you don't notice my strength, think about it a little, and make jokes without thinking about it, don't you think you are too reckless, or is it that the smooth progress of the past few years has made you a little carried away?"
"Yes, yes, I was reckless, but thankfully you have the temperament to not be as knowledgeable as a stupid mortal like me. ”
"Hmph, you have helped my sister a lot over the years, I thought you were very mature and a good helper for my sister, but I didn't expect that when we met for the first time, I found that you would make such a low-level mistake. Also, if you look at the temple here, it is full of loopholes, how can it look like a temple? The outermost staircase, there are actually four steps less than the other steps by 0.1 centimeter, that represents the boundary between the kingdom of God and the mortal world, what do you mean by shortening? Even if you want to show that your sister is closer to the people, and the kingdom of God is closer to the mortal world, but you don't think about it, this is equivalent to saying that your sister's status is lower than that of other gods, is this what do you mean? Besides, over there, what about my sister's emblem? It's too casual that my sister would approve of this kind of temple. ”
"Yes, yes, you taught you the right lesson, I'll write it down, and I'll let Delia change it in a while. ”
"And this Delia, in your report, intentionally or unintentionally, praised her as rare in the world, just like a natural saint, but when I look at it today, she is just an ordinary mortal child, except for her will and belief are relatively firm, her experience is relatively rich, her ability to resist pressure is relatively strong, and her knowledge is quite rich, it is not a big deal, she can't even do such a simple thing as sensing the existence of gods, what qualifications do she have to be my sister's bishop of the division? That is, to see if she can afford the task of condensing the faith, and she has done a good job in the past few months, otherwise, I would not have recognized her as my sister's bishop. ”
"Yes, yes, Delia does have a lot to be desired, thank you for your tolerance, she will definitely improve herself as soon as possible, and strive to gain your recognition. ”
"I was very satisfied with the faith propagation plan you proposed this time, and I was willing to recognize your qualifications to serve my sister, I thought that this time I could do it once and for all, and I didn't have to worry about my sister's safety, but I didn't expect that you were so immature, how could I rest assured that all my sister's worldly things would be handed over to you? No, no, I still can't rest assured, I have to keep an eye on you by my side, so it's okay, Shuer, you use the fastest speed to build a partition temple for me on this planet, and I will send someone to manage it when the time comes, in addition, since my sister has prepared my symbol in the sky, then you let your followers be responsible for explaining my existence to mortals, and give me some quota for developing devout believers, just like the main hall of the Rose City, here I must also keep an eye on you, so as not to make a fool of yourself and affect my sister's reputation. “
"Yes, yes, I'll prepare right away, and I'll do it as quickly as possible. ”
"That's pretty much it. ”
Mistress Diana was at last satisfied, and the preaching finally stopped, well, perhaps the body that carried her will was thirsty, for when Shul magically took out a yellow glass bottle out of nowhere, opened it, and poured the bubbling cold liquid into the cup, Mistress Diana only hesitated a little, and then took the cup and drank it all.
The feedback of this smell is transmitted back by his archbishop's body, the cold liquid has a strong orange smell, and the bubbles in the liquid crackle and explode in the mouth, forming a stimulus, and also let the cold feeling spread to every corner of the mouth with the bursting bubbles.
Well, this is the so-called special drink of the Brown Star Civilization, and it tastes surprisingly good, and the great Lord Diana holds the cup and looks at Shul with a reserved and overlooking gaze.
"Yes, yes, when your Zoning Temple is completed, these flavors of Brown Star Soda will be specially offered to the Zoning Temple, and the best things, of course, will be dedicated to the great Lord Diana. ”
Lord Diana was noncommittal, still staring at him with reserved eyes.
"Ah, of course, I will also find a way to bring back a part of Parvatiga, and every month I will make offerings to the Temple of the Silver Moon, and Archbishop Angela will give it wholeheartedly to Lord Diana, and of course I should enjoy it. ”
"Hmph. Then Lord Diana smiled with satisfaction, stuffed the cup back into Shure's hand, and walked around the temple with her hands behind her back, while looking at the surrounding buildings, letting Shul follow behind, and as she walked, she suddenly asked without warning, "My temple is actually basically completed." Shure, do you think I'm a very easy god to take advantage of, and I'm very stupid?"
"Yes, yes, uh, I mean, no, no, no, no, how is that possible. Shur smiled dryly, but when he noticed that Lord Diana's expression was as calm and cold as the moonlight, and he was staring at him with a meaningful gaze, he finally slowly put away his flattering smile, "Heh, since you asked this sentence, it is enough to explain the problem, isn't it, Lord Diana." ”