039 It turned out to be an inverted bucket
We dodged and used Vulcan's flashlight to illuminate the three stumps one by one.
Lao Kan's eyes were straight, and there were words in his mouth, and he didn't know what to say.
He came back to life in a second, trying to stand up and approach the humanoid stump, forgetting that he was in a wheelchair and was fixed in a wheelchair.
Lao Kan almost fell, and ordered urgently: "Quick, quickly push me over!"
I pushed Lao Kan to the first humanoid stump.
He looked the stump up and down, unable to hide his excitement.
The humanoid stump is more than two meters tall and is partially buried in the ground.
"Come closer!" commanded Lao Kan with a peachwood sword pestle on the ground.
I pushed him closer to the humanoid stump, and before he could get to him, the fragrance from just now lingered again, a faint scent of nanmu.
Lao Kan approached the humanoid stump and sniffed, touched it, and muttered, "I finally found it." ”
Banxian'er looked at me and whispered, "This old man is stupid, why are you looking for a stump?"
I shook my head, I asked who was going to go, but one thing I was pretty sure of was that I was designed by Kan.
"Push me to see those two. Lao Kan gave another order.
I was on fire and turned Lao Kan around.
"Push your sister, don't you think you should give me an explanation?"
"Explain what?"
I was referring to the humanoid stump.
Lao Kan looked at the stump and looked back at me with a scoundrel face.
"Why am I explaining to you, you look for your Lori, write your story, I look for what I need. ”
Damn, this old shameless one, turning his face faster than turning a book, I can't breathe when I choke on a word.
I coughed and stood up.
"Okay, old Kan, I'm fucking admitted, we'll have a date later! ”
I'll leave when I'm done.
Half Fairy and Bai Jingjing looked stupid.
I said to them, "Are you going or staying?"
The two men looked at each other and followed.
"Do you really care about Lao Kan?" asked the half-fairy in a low voice.
"He's going to die here. Bai Jingjing panted and caught up with me.
I didn't say a word, looking for an exit as I went.
"None of you would want to go out without me. ”
Lao Kan's smug voice came from behind him.
The fire in my belly was ignited instantly, and I turned around and ran to Lao Kan's side, yelling at him: "Lao Kan, don't fucking threaten me, how did I get in, how can I get out, you, just wait to rot here! Also, before you die, tell you a word, don't treat others as stupid!"
The half-fairy pulled me away.
"Lao He, Lao He, calm down, calm down. ”
Lao Kan looked at me coldly, who was completely out of control, and suddenly laughed out loud.
"It's over, it's over, gentlemen, you're still a literati, why are you so open-minded, you don't know how to tease. ”
Banxian'er also echoed: "Lao Kan is teasing you, you have something to say." ”
Where am I just angry with his words of threatening me, it's the fuck that I've been fooled by him, I've always begged him to explore, and people still don't want to, this is a fucking trap!
Realizing that this was a trap, the strange thing that happened to me in the last two months made sense, the elusive "when I didn't exist" Whether it is a person or a ghost, he and Lao Kan are in the same group, the two of them played double reeds to set up a game for me, let me find some big Lao Li, and then let me fall into a homicide trap, controlled by Lao Kan, and then intentionally or unintentionally mentioned the Fushouling subway, let me take the initiative to explore together, and sang a good show of inviting you into the urn, they knew everything about me looking for Luo Li and looking for exploration materials, and the level of understanding surprised me, and I knew almost nothing about them, which was the most terrible and the most annoying to me!
I pushed Banxian away: "You don't understand, this old bastard is a liar!" and then pointed to Lao Kan and said: "Let's settle the account slowly in the future, you tell me now, are you a fucking railroad soldier or a tomb robber?!"
Half Xian'er and Bai Jingjing were stunned, looked at me, and then looked at Lao Kan.
Lao Kan laughed again.
"What's the difference between railroad soldiers and inverted buckets, aren't they all digging everywhere?"
"What a difference!"
Lao Kan spread his hands and said indifferently: "Okay, I admit that I fought with my father a few times before becoming a soldier, are you satisfied?"
As soon as Ban Xian'er heard that Lao Kan had fought upside down, she immediately walked up to Lao Kan with a smile on her face and hugged her fists.
"Kan Ye, are you from the north or the south? I study tomb feng shui, and there are many things I don't understand, so I will give me more advice in the future. ”
Bai Jingjing also came up, her eyes full of adoration.
"Kan Ye, is it fun to fight? Tell me about it. ”
These two traitors, without even a process of changing positions, ran to the enemy camp in a second.
I couldn't help but scold: "I'm really sad for you, guy with wrong views, you have seen too much tomb robbery!"
Banxian'er said: "Lao He, we are a team, a TM, you don't want to be independent, that can only isolate yourself from the people." ”
, this grandson is outstanding enough, if I don't compromise, I will be completely isolated, I'm afraid I can't get out at all, Lao Kan is right, no one wants to go out without him.
Lao Kan said: "What's so fun about the inverted bucket, I haven't been in a hole for decades, and writer He is a professional storyteller." ”
Lao Kan is really old, he doesn't care about me scolding him, and takes the initiative to give me the stairs down, and at the same time gags my mouth, so it's not good to go deeper.
At the same time, I also confirm one thing, this old fox is unfathomable, and you need to be careful.
I glanced at Lao Kan meaningfully: "There are a lot of stories to tell, and I will tell them slowly in the future, what Kan Ye cares about now is it." ”
I pointed to the humanoid stump in front of me.
Lao Kan smiled: "Or how great writer understands me, which of you will take a look for me, is the two ends and the middle of this stump hooped with copper sheets, and is there any seam?"
Half Xian'er and Bai Jingjing ran over and searched carefully with flashlights.
"Erha, look carefully!" I shouted at the two traitors.
Then he walked behind Lao Kan.
"What are you looking for?"
Lao Kan shook his head: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed." ”
I smiled: "If you don't mention the copper hoop, I almost forgot, this is a humanoid tree coffin of the Mongolians, in fact, the copper hoop is not a real copper hoop, it should be a golden hoop, you a tomb robber can't spend so much effort and take such a big risk for an ordinary tree coffin, right?"
Lao Kan looked back at me in some surprise.
"Didn't you investigate me?" I said, smiling, "I don't just write about adventure, I'm also interested in history, especially wild history." ”
Lao Kan looked at the humanoid tree coffin.
"You're right, this is no ordinary Mongol coffin. As for who it is, I'm not sure, I hope it's the one I'm looking for. ”
"I'm afraid there's something more interesting to you than this coffin, right?"
Lao Kan was shocked again.
At this time, the half-fairy shouted: "Found it, there are really three copper hoops on it." ”
Bai Jingjing also shouted excitedly: "I also found it, there is a crack on both sides of the tree." ”
"Push me through. Lao Kan said.
"Push it yourself!" I left Lao Kan, walked to the coffin of the humanoid tree, took the flashlight of Banxian'er, and sure enough, I saw three rings of copper hoops covered with green rust on it.
Lao Kan turned the wheelchair with his own hands, and also came to the coffin, looked at the copper hoop, and then looked at the gap on both sides of the coffin, and shook his head.
"Fatty, go and see if the other two stumps have golden hoops. "Lao Kan ordered.
Banxian snatched the flashlight from my hand and walked over, and just a few steps away, I heard him exclaim, "Fuck, there's a tree stump missing!"