Chapter 304: [The Big Killer of Pickled Girls]
With the innate stimulation of the old fox Pusheng, Ye Kong and Hai Fat Man practiced hard day and night. Even the ice cube man Snow Greedy Wolf, who has always liked to practice alone, has stayed.
Usually, in addition to their own training, they also rushed to challenge the gray wolf or the wild cow shadow Aman, and the thorny flower witch, which was commendable, but it was definitely asking for hardship, Ye Kong and the sea fat man made the gray wolf fight to the ground, and they could hardly cover the bones. Fortunately, the gray wolf and the wild bull shadow Aman are both desperate war beasts, and they can't play 100% strength in the usual sparring, otherwise they will lose even more. The old fox stayed behind to guide them, and the ascetic saints would come from time to time. The ascetic sage is more pointing at the top of the snow greedy wolf, while the book sage is pointing at the prince of Tianluo.
Ye Kong and Hai Fat Man saw that they couldn't do it, they suffered a lot like this, so they went to find Yue Yang's classmate. In order to avoid harassment, Yue Yang seriously spent three days in response to their situation and created new combat skills for them. Yue Yang combined Yue Qiu's "Heaven Destroying Heaven and Earth Sword Slash", the Jun family's royal family's "Emperor Sword Qi" and Wan Qi Che Ling's "Heavy Pressure" Domain, Duanmu Dragon City's "Weakness, Domain and Zijin Hou's Teleportation", and even the 'transformation' of the Eastern Demon Clan's Nine-headed Demon Shuai, and Duran Demon Shuai's Dark Summoning, creating a "Great Totem Battle Technique" 0 is an extremely shameless group fighting type combat skill, the more people involved, the greater the power. At the same time, this is also a formation.
Yue Yang used the 'Obsidian Obsidian' refined in the body of the Obsidian King, and the 'Meteorite Essence Iron\-), combined with the celestial runes, and combined with the totem pole creativity that Yue Yang learned when he played online games before crossing over, he researched a rune totem pole with special effects.
Since Ye Kong and Hai Fat Man can't use the domain power now, they will use the totem pole to replace the domain power. Inscribe the Celestial Rune on the totem, and within a certain range, it will have an effect like a realm. This is Yue Yang's copycat version of the idea.
Although the creativity is a copycat version, the power and effect of it are very good, so that the ascetic saints and the book saints are too good. The Great Totem Skill was born under the shameless plagiarism and copying of Yue Yang's classmates. First of all, four totem poles were refined.
Except for Ye Kong, who used a totem pole as a weapon, the rest of the sea fat man and the Li brothers each carried one.
Once the war begins, they have to insert totem poles with the triple negative effects of weakness, gravity, and darkness into the battlefield, and then join forces to attack while they are exerting their power. The more totem poles you insert, the more powerful and widespread they will be when they are connected to each other.
As for the combat skills, it is mainly based on the sword slash that destroys the sky and the earth, supplemented by the emperor's sword qi, and the special effects of teleportation and transformation, and the recombined "Great Totem Battle Technique" 0 Yekong and the Sea Fat Man mainly attack and transform, especially the Sea Fat Man, he who can transform into a Beamon monster before is absolutely no problem, the Snow Greedy Wolf and the Prince of Tianluo mainly attack the teleportation, anyway, if they don't teach them, they will also steal learning, Yue Yang is simply generous, and he will use them together. As for the Li brothers, in addition to auxiliary attacks, they are also responsible for guarding the totem pole.
If it weren't for the lack of materials, Yue Yang would also want the Snow Greedy Wolf and Prince Tianluo to also carry the totem pole, and it was best to carry one and insert one......
Anyway, Yue Yang's "Great Totem Technique" created by ZĂ o is an extremely shameless group fighting tactic, a single person can't exert the greatest power, but the more people there are, the greater the power of the group fight.
In the test stage, not to mention ordinary martial artists, even the old fox, who had just been promoted, almost suffered a big loss. And that's just the beginning.
Ye Kong and Hai Fatzi have not yet exerted their true power, they have just learned combat skills and have not yet been integrated, and the cooperation between them is not enough. When Ye Kong and Hai Fat Man really refine it, they will show 100% power, and then meet an innate like the Seven Dipper Shaking Light and Tianquan, it should be no problem to fight the next one in a group. Jun Wuwu and Old Man Yue Hai have not come back yet.
Yuejia Castle has Erbo Yueling rebuilt wholeheartedly, plus the enemy has disappeared, and the wind and waves are calm for a while, and there is no war at the door. Yue Yang decided to put down the alchemy and alchemy that lacked materials first, and put something else.
He left the gray wolf to Ye Kong and them as a sparring partner, abusing them, and he took Xue Wufang and them back to the small garden, in addition to practicing physical skills with the women during the day, and improving together, he also enjoyed a happy sexual life at night, and the sick beauty became more and more like a virtuous little wife...... To be precise, it is Yue Yang's ability to train is too strong, and many sick beauties who would not or are not willing to do embarrassing actions before, all tried on him one by one under his temptation, so that Yue Yang's classmates were really happy and happy like a fairy.
Although the rooms of Princess Sissi and the City Lord of Luohua are far apart, you can often hear the characteristic wheezing and moaning of the sick beauty at night, especially when Yue Yang's classmates make the sick beauty unbearable, it is even more clear. Princess Sissi, who has the talent of six senses, is more distressed, and it seems that her ears are too sensitive, and it doesn't seem to be all a good thing. But the most distressed person is not her, but Yue Yu.
She knew that there was this bed exercise between husband and wife, which was normal, and she even hoped that the sick beauty would give birth to a white fat son to Yueyang, so that there would be successors in the three rooms and four rooms. But when she overhears these voices, she is still embarrassed. After all, her identity is that of an older sister.
There are not many rooms in the small garden, plus Yue Yu's strength is constantly improving, his ears and eyes are clear, in the dead of night, no matter how he covers his head with the quilt, he can still faintly hear a little sound...... What makes Yue Yu very mad is that her will is very resistant, unwilling to listen to this more, and often whispers to herself, but once a voice sounds, her will is no match for the instinct of her body, and her ears will always be very keen to catch that little bit of looming sound, as if she is eager to hear this embarrassing voice, her heartbeat will speed up with the light breathing of the sick beauty. At first, she was very uncomfortable with this kind of life-0
However, she found that Xue Wufang, Princess Sissi, and the Falling Flower City Lord all looked like they were all fine, and it was not easy for them to take the initiative to leave.
After a few more days, she found that she had become accustomed to listening to the soft sound of her brother and sister-in-law in the evening, and if she hadn't heard it, she even had a strange feeling that she couldn't sleep well.
The happiest is the little girl Yue Bing, she is tired from practicing during the day, and she sleeps very well at night, and Yue Yang always gives her a lid and a branch to see that she sleeps well before she enjoys it.
As for Inan Niu, her relationship with Yueyang-san's has developed rapidly.
The reason is that Yue Yang tells stories every day to coax her.
What Liang Zhu, what Xu Xian and the White Lady, what Romeo and Juliet, every day the pattern can be fresh and different...... Yi Nan wanted to laugh, Yue Yang said that Hua Mulan's cross-dressing military record made her laugh; she wanted to hear the tragedy, then she said that Du Shi Niang was angry and sank the treasure chest; if it was a little more tragic, then Li Qingzhao was imprisoned for the second marriage of a liar; and a little more tragic, there was also Qin Huai Bayan Liu is husband who committed suicide by hanging the beam in shame
If you want love to linger for thousands of years, there are also those who have been praised for thousands of years, such as Meng Jiangnu crying about the Great Wall, and farewell to the overlord.
Even, when Yue Yang's classmate threw away his schoolbag and told the poignant love story of Lu You and his cousin Tang Wan and the hairpin phoenix, he made the house full of sheds cry.
Red crisp hands, yellow wine, the city is full of spring palace walls and willows; the east wind is evil, the joy is thin, a sorrow, a few years away, wrong, wrong, wrong.
Spring is like the old, people are empty and thin, tears are red and silky, peach blossoms fall, Xianchi Pavilion, Mountain League!\\} in, the brocade book is difficult to support, Mo, Mo, Mo.
In order to pick up girls, Yue Yang remembered Lu You's hairpin head phoenix very clearly, of course, this was also related to the fact that after he practiced the innate body-breaking formless sword qi, his memory improved a hundredfold. Now when he wants to recall what he has learned before, he remembers it very clearly, almost instantly. If you have this memory ability in the past, you can get a good score in the exam without revision at all.
As soon as this hairpin head phoenix came out, including Xue Wufang, who is usually absolutely not light, he also strongly asked him to write out the hairpin head phoenix that Lu You's cousin Tang Wan responded to, and as a result, Yue Yang's classmate had to pick another schoolbag.
The world is thin, the people are evil, the rain sends the dusk flowers to fall easily; the wind is dry, the tears are remnant, the desire to write about the heart, the monologue oblique column, difficult, difficult, difficult.
People are different, today is not yesterday, the sick soul has tasted all the swings, the horn is cold, the night is cold, afraid of people asking, tears and pretending to be happy, concealing, concealing, concealing. Now, finally, no one doubts that Yue Yang's classmates can't compose poetry.
At first, Xue Wufang suspected that this kid was just making up a story to coax Inan, and he just smiled at Romeo Juliet's, but then he listened to it and felt that it was wrong, the story of the White Lady was also sung in a duet with love songs, and the song of Farewell My Concubine was even more desolate, although Yue Yang couldn't sing that feeling, but Xue Wufang could hear the tune, which could resonate lightly and make people's hearts flutter. It's a woman to sing, that's a shame.
can sing, it can be said that this kid makes up nonsense, but he definitely can't write poetry, it takes talent...... Yueyang, this kid has a talent for writing poetry?
Xue Wufang had always wondered if he had read an ancient book, and he would probably make two pairs of shoes before the bed and put that kind of obscene poetry on the stripping floor......
Later, Yue Yang talked more and more, coaxing Yinan to smile, so that Xue Wufang, Princess Qian, Luohua City Lord, and Yue Yu were secretly frightened, which ancient book would have so many stories? Which ancient book would have so many breathtaking good poems? The book reader was as flawless as snow, and he had never seen this kind of poetry and love story. There are many ancient texts and runes to study like a sick beauty, and they have not been seen in their lives. Everyone speculates that there are only two possibilities.
One is that this kid has some kind of divine induction, and when he dreams, he can dream about things that others don't know.
Second, this kid is a perverted genius, not only practicing martial arts, but also writing poems and making up stories, although the use is not correct, he is only used to coax Xiaochuan D, not in the right place.
After deliberation, everyone felt that there were both possibilities. The reason is that this kid will improve his skills when he sleeps, maybe there is really some god in the dream to guide him, otherwise it is impossible to improve this kind of thing after sleeping. Sometimes, when Yue Yang encounters difficulties, he sleeps and the problem can be solved, there must be something different about this kid, but everyone doesn't know. This is one, if you talk about the second point, the women do not doubt Yue Yang's genius, this kid can create such a perverted and shameless martial arts like "The Great Totem Combat Technique", it is not difficult to make up a short story to coax Inan, and he has a criminal record...... As early as the first time he met Izuki, he pretended to be illiterate, asked her to help him fill out a form to sign up as a soldier, and named him 'Titan,'.
How could Yue Yang, who had never even heard of the Outlands and didn't even know what the Titan was, could he give the name of a Titan......? Prove that he knows, and is very aware of the things of the Outlands.
Yue Yang can write poems, which is probably related to getting his mother's knowledge inheritance, maybe Lu You and Tang Wan are characters from ancient times, and their stories have not been handed down, but Yue Yang's mother knows through ancient documents and passed on this knowledge to her son, so Yue Yang knows these secrets that others don't know. "Yue Yang, work hard, and write a more affectionate next time. Xue Wufang patted Yue Yang's shoulder, and before the women could react, she took away the two hairpin-headed phoenixes. "Mine has to be different, and it's the best poetry. Princess Sissi glared at Yue Yang with a rouge tiger.
"It's okay to write more, I love poetry and songs, and if you can sing while I plant flowers, that's great. The Falling Flower City Lord smiled, but if Yue Yang dared not agree, her jade fingers would twist his ears.
"You think it's giving birth, I don't have ...... in my belly Forget it, what's so hard about it. "Yue Yang's classmate carries the banner of plagiarism, he meows, he can't write poems, what are he afraid of, he is familiar with 300 Tang poems, he can't write and steal, it's a big deal to memorize poems. As long as you can coax the hearts of big and small beauties, what is the difficulty of memorizing a poem, let's memorize Tang poems and then recite Song words, after memorizing Chinese memorizing the West, what Goethe, Heine, Byron all move out, the big killer of pickle girls, you must be bold and thin-skinned! There are girl bubbles, plagiarism or anything is a floating cloud! "Brother is so powerful!" This time, the little girl Yue Bing admires her brother Yu even more.
As for Inan, she decided to leave him at night and watch the butterflies fly with him...... If there are no butterflies at night, then replace them with psychedelic butterflies!