Chapter 252: Special Session of the General Assembly (Part II)
"Since everyone is acting, it's better than acting...... Gu Yang sneered in his heart, but his face was righteous and awe-inspiring, and then he pointed to the middle-aged lady who represented "Europa" and shouted: "You, what qualifications do you have to refuse to send troops on behalf of 'Europa', who gave you the power to make you talk nonsense here! Or did you accept bribes from the 'Divine Dragon Empire' in an attempt to subvert all mankind?"
The middle-aged lady suddenly opened her mouth wide, and her face was purple and red, as if she was extremely angry. Everyone's eyes widened again, their faces were stunned, and the audience was silent.
Gu Yang then pointed at the middle-aged man in a blue suit, and scolded: "And you, Sven scum, what qualifications do you have to represent the taxpayers of 'America', who granted you the power, is it the Dragon Emperor of the 'Divine Dragon Empire'!"
The middle-aged man in the blue suit turned dark, and then he was furious......
Gu Yang is not a person who can't fight back and scolds back, just in the shocked eyes of everyone, he pointed to a group of protesting representatives in the front row and scolded back one by one.
"The old lady is the Speaker of Europa!" The blonde middle-aged lady who was scolded first finally couldn't bear it anymore, took off her high heels and threw it at Gu Yang.
"Lao Tzu is the president of 'America'!" The blonde middle-aged man in a blue suit before also took off his leather shoes, and then threw them at Gu Yang.
"The old man is the prime minister of the winning country, and you are the 'traitor'!"
"Little rabbit cub, Lao Tzu is the consul of the 'Luo Shen Kingdom'!"
......
With a burst of hysterical roars, countless leather shoes and high heels flew towards the rostrum.
"Uh......"
Gu Yang was taken aback, and then realized that he did not have any cultivation in the "Virtual Earth". Quickly shrank down and hid behind the podium. How could the great elder of the dignified "Monk League" be hit by so many shoes.
"Pay attention to quality ......"
Taylor let out a cry of sorrow, slid directly, and also hid under the table, his movements were light and skillful, as if he had done it many times. The rest of the people on the rostrum were also average, hiding faster than rats......
"Bang ......"
Leather shoes and high heels fell on the rostrum like hailstones.
Gu Yang was dumbfounded, he really couldn't believe that the dignitaries of various countries would make such a move. He felt that he was shameless enough, but compared to these guys, he was simply a "three-good student".
......
Tens of thousands of light years away, in a huge black pyramid, the emperors and ministers of the "Divine Dragon Empire" were also stunned when they saw this scene in the court, and then burst into laughter:
"It turns out that the human ...... is the highest level of human beings"
"I really don't know how such a naΓ―ve civilization developed!"
"To be neighbors of such a civilization is a shame for the Empire!"
"The person hiding behind the podium is the 'first person' Gu Yang, but that's it!"
"How can such a naΓ―ve race be worthy of coexisting with my Divine Dragon Clan and exterminate them!"
"Yes, exterminate them!"
......
On the majestic throne, the Dragon Emperor in a golden robe was immediately furious, gritted his teeth and said:
"It's this group of ignorant humans who actually killed my emperor and grandson! No need to discuss it anymore, start a war, exterminate this group of ignorant humans, and let the glory of the divine dragon shine on the entire galaxy!"
"Your Majesty is wise!" the ministers immediately bowed, shocking the world.
......
After the farce of the "special session" lasted for a long time, Taylor poked his head out from under the table and confirmed that the delegates in the front row were barefoot, before he sat back down, knocked on the gavel, and shouted: "Quiet, this is the 'special session', please pay attention to the quality!"
Gu Yang looked back at the respected old man with a look of ignorance. This scene was beyond his imagination, and it can be said that it once again subverted his worldview.
Taylor's face turned red, and he coughed lightly: "When the delegates are dissatisfied with the speaker, they have three opportunities to express their protests, which is the traditional ...... of the 'United Nations General Assembly'."
"And this strange tradition?" Gu Yang was speechless.
Taylor was equally speechless, since the head of state of a certain major country took off his leather shoes and slapped the table thousands of years ago, the "United Nations General Assembly" has had this kind of bad atmosphere, and it has become more and more intense.
Ordinary people don't understand politics or the interstellar situation, but they can see who is speaking for themselves. If a politician throws a shoe at the UN General Assembly, he will be regarded as a hero by domestic voters, and his political prestige will rise. Politicians who are thrown their shoes will also be regarded by the people as defenders of national interests, and the election will soar.
Since it is good for everyone, the nonsensical behavior of throwing shoes has become an unspoken rule for peers to "brush votes" with each other. Especially in the interstellar age, the symbolism of throwing shoes and heckling is more important than the meaning of the act itself......
Taylor's expression was solemn, and he fell with a hammer again, and said with a straight face: "Delegates, this 'special session' is about the life and death of human civilization, and those little tricks to win public opinion, just put it away." Once mishandled, human civilization ends here. Then he looked at Gu Yang and said, "Mr. Gu Yang, do you have any suggestions for the current situation?" β
Everyone pouted, and finally stopped talking, but the rostrum was full of leather shoes and high heels, and the dignitaries in the front row were barefoot, which was really indescribably absurd and funny. The dignitaries, however, still sat upright, unsmiling.
Gu Yang thought that he had learned enough about human civilization, but now he realized that he had just learned about the human species. Immediately coughed lightly, and also said: "The current situation is very dangerous, and human civilization must form a unified armed force. In addition to preserving the necessary security forces, all the remaining military forces should be included in the 'Monk League'!"
Everyone was moved when they heard this, such a big event is not something that everyone present can say and calculate. The beautiful "Europa" speaker raised his eyebrows and said in a deep voice: "Boy, is your tone too big! With your words, you want to take the armed forces of the entire civilization?"
Gu Yang shook his head and denied: "It's not all, we will have another selection." Among the unqualified guys and weapons, we will return them. In addition, we don't want starships below the 'Star Field' level. We don't want armor and fighters below the 'general level'. All expenses after that are to be borne by the Monks' League. β
When everyone heard this, they gritted their teeth for a while, and the cold light flashed in their eyes, what they said was not good or bad at all......
Taylor also looked blue, gritted his teeth and said: "Mr. Gu Yang, it's the first time we have met, isn't this request too abrupt......"
"It's not abrupt at all. Gu Yang waved his hand, looked into the distance and said proudly: "Just because I am the alliance leader elected by tens of thousands of monks, I can wave my hand to destroy the royal family of the 'Divine Dragon Empire', and I am qualified to make this kind of request with a finger of the peerless powerhouse of the frozen 'Divine Dragon Empire' galaxy-class battleship, the perfect embodiment of justice and wisdom." I've said what I have to say, so let's vote now!"
"Uh......"
All the dignitaries looked embarrassed, in the past 3,000 years, which special session of the General Assembly has not quarreled for three days and three nights. Although the previous movement was not small, it was only a few minutes, and it was less than half an hour, and such a major vote was about to be made? Moreover, this person's arrogance and shamelessness were the only ones in 3,000 years.
Since Taylor took office, he really hasn't presided over such a short conference, and he was embarrassed when he heard it. However, the meeting has its own rules, and since the discussion has ended, we can only move on.
"Next, the first round of voting will be held on the proposal of Mr. Gu Yang, the leader of the 'Monk League', on the situation of the 'Immortal Star', and if you agree, please press the green button, and if you disagree, please press the red button!"
With Taylor's hammer falling again, the "special session" has entered its final stage. Gu Yang waved his hand and said directly: "No need, please leave the venue for the representatives who are not qualified to vote, and those who are qualified to vote will raise their hands to vote." β
Everyone was stunned, and Gu Yang sneered: "Do you think that the 'Divine Dragon Empire' will not invade this system?"
Everyone became more and more stunned, but combined with the various news they learned, they could not deny it. I was annoyed when I thought that my behavior just now was clearly seen by the aliens.
The crowd in the auditorium then left, and the venue was suddenly more than half empty, and in the end, only more than 1,000 people in the center of the front row remained.
Taylor dropped his hammer and reiterated once again:
"Next, the first round of voting on the proposal of Mr. Gu Yang, the leader of the 'Monk Alliance', on the situation of the 'Immortal Star', and the delegates who agree with it are invited to raise their hands. β
A moment later, dozens of people in the back row raised their hands, and by looking at their seats, they knew that they were representatives of small countries, not even a tenth.
Gu Yang frowned, and a sense of powerlessness rose in his heart.
"The vote is over!"
After a moment, Taylor dropped the gavel again and said:
"Now to begin the first round of questioning, please object to the deputy's questions, Mr. Gu Yang must answer positively. β
The Speaker of the "Europa" Parliament stood up first, and asked with a straight face: "May I ask Mr. Gu Yang, who will be in command of the new armed forces?"
"Of course, I'm in charge. Gu Yang said bluntly: "When my term of office expires, I will hand over the command to the next alliance leader." β
"How many years will your term of office be. The Speaker then asked.
"One Jiazi, that is, sixty years. Gu Yang told the truth.
The dignitaries looked at each other in amazement, their term of office was only four or five years, and the gap was too great. But then after realizing that the monk in front of him was the most powerful monk in the human race, he was speechless.
The female speaker gritted her teeth and asked again, "If our information is correct, Your Excellency should only be twenty years old this year." I would like to ask Your Excellency, how can he command all the armed forces of mankind. β
"So please send your best commanders with you. Gu Yang smiled, flicked his sleeves, and said proudly: "Since ancient times, there is no first in literature, and there is no second in martial arts, I will make them obedient." β
"Violent madness......" The female speaker raised her eyebrows, gritted her teeth fiercely, and sat down dejectedly.
President "America" then stood up and asked, "Your Excellency Gu Yang, may I ask what kind of treatment our soldiers will receive after entering the 'Monks League'. β