1. Doomsday prophecy
"Ladies and gentlemen, tomorrow is the end of the world predicted by Maya, what do you want to say to the teacher before school ends?"
When the bell rang for the end of class, Lu Manxue, the beautiful teacher who was most popular with the boys in the school, threw out a question before leaving the podium.
"I believe that the sun will rise tomorrow!" replied the Literature and Art Committee.
"I hope to be able to see Mr. Lu's long ......legs tomorrow," the sports commissioner's lewd reply caused a burst of laughter.
"The end of the world, it doesn't exist!" the squad leader replied confidently.
Teacher Lu pointed at Ye Wuxin, who was packing his schoolbag, with a teaching rod, "Writer Ye, how can the doomsday speech be missing you?"
Ye Wuxin thought about it for a while, and said solemnly: "Everyone can eat when they should eat, drink when they should drink, the biggest tragedy in the world is that people die and the money is not spent......"
"Then Writer Ye invited the whole class to have a meal tonight?" Lu Manxue stared at Ye Wuxin with a smile, "The whole class promises not to let the tragedy you said happen to you." ”
Ye Wuxin hurriedly picked up his schoolbag and fled, "I haven't finished my next sentence, the bigger tragedy is that the money is spent and people don't die." ”
In a burst of laughter, Ye Wuxin escaped from the classroom, the prophecy of the end of the world, no one took it seriously at all.
It's December 20, 2012 at 5:10 p.m., and in less than seven hours, it's the end of the world as prophesied by the Mayans.
"What kind of apocalypse is made up by boring people, I will tell you that I lived in another world until 2018?"
It was cold on the street, Ye Wuxin found a restaurant to fill his stomach in a hurry, and then returned to his rental house in a hurry.
As a child from the countryside, being able to be admitted to a key university in the province, Ye Wuxin is the pride of the whole family and even the whole village.
But there is a saying called "Fu Wushuangzhi", just when Ye Wuxin walked into the university gate, his father was paraplegic in a car accident, and the burden of the family suddenly fell on the shoulders of his weak mother.
In order to alleviate the pressure on his mother, Ye Wuxin began to write online novels in his spare time, and successfully signed a contract with a website, and he could earn 10,000 yuan per month to subsidize his family.
This is also the reason why Ye Wuxin was called "Ye Da Writer" by the whole class, after all, for a college student, a five-figure monthly income is not a lot.
In order to create better, Ye Wuxin rented a two-bedroom apartment near the school, and hurried home every day after school to code words.
"The end of the world is a good theme!"
Ye Wuxin sighed towards his cold hands, and his memories were like springs, "I remember that in that world, there were online novels such as Breaking the Sky, Mortal Immortal Cultivation, and Holy Ruins, but I can't remember the classic novels about the end of the world, but it's a pity that this opportunity is over." ”
Ye Wuxin regretted it, it seems that he can only continue to be a third-rate writer, who called himself too poor in writing.
"I'm Tarzan next door, grabbing the vine of love!"
As soon as Ye Wuxin pushed open the door, he heard Su Xiaoxiao, who was sharing a house, howling at his mobile phone, "Ladies and gentlemen, let's take a walk, Xiaoxiao will accompany you to eternity!"
Ye Wuxin rented a house of 2,000 per month, and in order to reduce the pressure, Ye Wuxin rented the second bedroom to this junior girl named Su Xiaoxiao at a price of 600 yuan per month.
It's just that this chick has recently become obsessed with Kuaishou, and she has to broadcast live every night, which makes Ye Wuxin very big.
Ye Wuxin shook his head, stepped forward and pushed open Su Xiaoxiao's door, and solemnly warned: "Miss Su, please take care of other people's feelings, don't take the lead, okay? Yesterday, an alliance leader gave me a reward, and tonight I must watch five watches!"
"Hey...... PK lost just now. ”
Su Xiaoxiao, who was holding an eyebrow pencil and drawing a beard on her lips, grinned, her chestnut-colored short perm was fluffy like a pile of firewood and grass, "Just now, the eldest brother sent a cloud-piercing arrow, and I will sow it later, please eat spicy tang as compensation." ”
Ye Wuxin turned his head to look at the instant noodle cones, popcorn, and orange peels on the coffee table in the living room, and couldn't help but shake his head and sigh: "Alas...... You can eat with your face, but you dress yourself up as a pug. ”
"Woo Woo ......"
Listening to Ye Wuxin's words, the pug huddled in the corner barked at Ye Wuxin, his eyes showing a fierce light.
For some reason, this kind of vicious look actually made Ye Wuxin's heart froze, and he couldn't help but gasp.
"What's the murder, I'll put you in the microwave and roast dog meat to eat!"
Ye Wuxin clenched his fists in warning, reluctantly cleaned up the living room, and then returned to his room to open the notebook and start coding.
Starting at seven o'clock in the evening and continuing until 12 o'clock in the morning, Ye Wuxin rushed out a total of four chapters of manuscripts, exhausted and in a trance.
Ye Wuxin's gaze fell on the smartphone next to the notebook, which was brought from another world, and had followed him for ten years, and it had always remained as new as ever.
Unfortunately, it can't be used in this world, because it doesn't receive any signal.
What Ye Wuxin regrets the most is why he doesn't download a few more online novels in that world, otherwise he can make a lot of money by copying and pasting them casually. And now I can only rely on my impression to plagiarize a copy of "The Legend of Mortal Cultivation of Immortals", and barely eat and drink.
Ye Wuxin got up and made a cup of coffee to refresh himself, walked to the balcony and pushed open the window to look into the distance, the city was still brightly lit, neon was flashing, the sky was as black as ink, everything was normal.
The end of the world, just a joke!
After drinking coffee, Ye Wuxin continued to sit in front of the computer and coded words, and it took an hour and a half to finally fulfill his promise.
Just as she was about to take a shower and fall asleep, Su Xuemei, who was still live streaming next door, suddenly let out a frightened scream, "Help!"
Ye Wuxin was startled, and rushed into Su Xiaoxiao's room with an arrow, and before he could react after entering the door, he was violently pushed away by a man, and he almost fainted when he hit the wall.
Ye Wuxin is an athlete in the class, and he even practiced taekwondo in his spare time, but he was pushed back by this person without resistance.
The strength of this person is really a bit incredible, Ye Wuxin asked himself, even the professional wrestlers in the school may not be able to push themselves so embarrassed.
This person seemed to be startled by Ye Wuxin, who suddenly broke in, turned around and left ghostly, and his figure flashed into the bathroom.
"Su Xiaoniu, are you okay?"
Ye Wuxin got up and shouted, only to see Su Xiaoxiao lying straight on the bed, but breathing normally, looking like he was fainting with fright.
Ye Wuxin didn't have time to think about it, he picked up an umbrella from behind the door and rushed to the bathroom: "Stop, who is it?"
The bathroom was empty, with only half-open windows and barking pugs, "......
Ye Wuxin leaned in front of the window and glanced outside, and wondered in his heart: ", this is the thirteenth floor, this guy jumped down like this?"
"Woohoo ......" Pug was still barking at the window.
"Useless guy, you only scream when people run away, call a fart!"
Ye Wuxin kicked the pug angrily, reached out to lock the window, and turned around to check the entrance door.
As if wronged, the pug wagked his tail and burrowed back to Su's small room, curled up under the bed and never moved again.
intact, which made Ye Wuxin puzzled, how did this flower thief get in?
didn't have time to think about it, so he hurriedly turned around and returned to Su Xiaoxiao's room and called: "Su Xiaoxiao, wake up, are you okay? If you don't wake up again, I'll call the police." ”
I saw Su Xiaoxiao still lying on her back on the bed, not moving at all.
Ye Wuxin stretched out his hand to probe his nose, and tried his heartbeat again, everything was normal, so he was a little relieved.
There was an uninvited guest in the room out of thin air, not to mention a girl, even Ye Wuxin, who was known for his boldness on weekdays, was startled, and it was reasonable for Su Xiaoxiao to faint after being extremely frightened.
"It seems that I was scared a lot, so I will reluctantly sacrifice it and do my own breathing, right?"
Ye Wuxin just leaned down and received a slap, "Help, there is a pervert invasion!"
Ye Wuxin hurriedly dodged away and rubbed his cheeks innocently: "Classmate Su, calm down, what happened just now, how did anyone get in?"
Su Xiaoxiao looked like she had just recovered from a serious illness, and lay on the bed weakly: "I feel like I have lost my soul, I am weak, let me sleep for a while." ”
As soon as Su Xiaoxiao's voice fell, a slight snoring sounded, and Ye Wuxin refused to wake up no matter how much he called.
Afraid that the flower thief would go and return, Ye Wuxin turned on all the lights in the room, locked all the windows, and finally opened Su Xiaoxiao's door before returning to his bedroom.
"How did this person get in, could it be that he walked through the wall and entered and exited through the bathroom window, this is the thirteenth floor!"
Ye Wuxin was puzzled, touched his mobile phone to open Baidu, and searched, "Can anyone in this world climb to the thirteenth floor with his bare hands?"
Countless answers soon emerged: Spider-Man can, Captain America can, and 13 is an unlucky number in the Western world......
"It's boring!"
Ye Wuxin complained, and suddenly found that something was wrong, he took the wrong mobile phone in a trance, and the smartphone that he brought from the earth that had always been regarded as a souvenir actually had a signal, showing China Mobile.
"What's going on?"
Ye Wuxin's brain was dazed for a while, and a cold sweat broke out, "I remember that I have been away from the earth for ten years?